Wednesday, October 28, 2020

混亂

 Vicarius Filii Dei 666?

Ellen Gould White 666?

Ellen Gould Harmon White 1666?

https://amazingdiscoveries.org/S-deception_beast_666_Vicarius-Filii-Dei


https://www.unrv.com/culture/roman-numerals.php

你哋自己拆掂佢嘞, 一齊,再一次。

Maybe you guys should figure it out among yourself, together, one more time. 

Note: Why does U has to be counted as V? Why does woman have to get rid of her last name after she get married? Well, it is her father's last name anyway, a father is a man, so who cares?

備註: 點解U要當V計炙?點解女人結婚之後連自己個姓都冇埋炙?不過。。。扯,都喺老豆個姓之嘛,老豆咪又喺男人,我話知你吖。



Tuesday, October 27, 2020

圓工

Roundest Employee of The Year

Goodyear Perfume Detox Slimming Product Centre & Pharmacy 

合成香水排毒瘦身產品中心藥房

HK Branch: 12 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

1/F Grand Right Centre, 10 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙咀金馬倫道12號

九龍尖沙咀金馬倫道10號宏威中心1樓

Tel: (852) 2369 3318

Fax: (852) 2369 0608

Macau Branch: 8 Travessa De S. Domingos, Macau

澳門議事亭前地板樟堂巷8號

Tel: (853) 2831 2267

Fax: (853) 2831 2274

E-mail info@goodyearperfumecentre.com

https://www.goodyearperfumecentre.com

 

柔合

啱啱嚮合成附近飲咗個老火湯,老就夠老喇,火就唔喺好夠,因為我很温柔,但我亦很醜 。

Goodyear Perfume Gentle Centre & Pharmacy 

合成香水温柔中心藥房

HK Branch: 12 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

1/F Grand Right Centre, 10 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙咀金馬倫道12號

九龍尖沙咀金馬倫道10號宏威中心1樓

Tel: (852) 2369 3318

Fax: (852) 2369 0608

Macau Branch: 8 Travessa De S. Domingos, Macau

澳門議事亭前地板樟堂巷8號

Tel: (853) 2831 2267

Fax: (853) 2831 2274

E-mail info@goodyearperfumecentre.com

https://www.goodyearperfumecentre.com

LaLa

今日我哋謙厚嘅專家LaLa姐嚮度應該留到l0pm, 有咩護膚香水問題產想佢介紹吓,請隨便嚟合成參觀選購啦! 問問老板葉生亦得,佢老人家巳經開業50年多喇。

Today our humble expert LaLa is going to stay till 10pm, if you have any perfume or skincare question and you want her to introduce products to you, please feel free to come to Goodyear for advice. And of course you can ask our boss Mr. Yip, he has started this business for over 50 years!!!

Goodyear Perfume Experts Centre & Pharmacy 

合成香水專家中心藥房

HK Branch: 12 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

1/F Grand Right Centre, 10 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙咀金馬倫道12號

九龍尖沙咀金馬倫道10號宏威中心1樓

Tel: (852) 2369 3318

Fax: (852) 2369 0608

Macau Branch: 8 Travessa De S. Domingos, Macau

澳門議事亭前地板樟堂巷8號

Tel: (853) 2831 2267

Fax: (853) 2831 2274

E-mail info@goodyearperfumecentre.com

https://www.goodyearperfumecentre.com


十十

 我哋合成專家阿菲姐尋日做咗好多單生意開心到不得了,多謝大家支持。我就冇用喇全日又試食白果,冇佣收,開始到宜家都好似冇(我個紀錄就如一張白紙,證明合成美白產品相當有效)。我哋除咗老板同菲姐之外,仲有個叫LaLa嘅專家,做咗護膚品香水行業幾十年,經驗豐富,為人非常謙厚,真喺好難得,仲教識我好多嘢添。如果您哋比較內向鍾意寧靜啲嘅環境,我哋宏威大厦一樓嘅分行有位專家大姐,佢同樣都喺做呢行幾十年,現在主要負責行政工作,不過有咩護膚香水問題都可以問佢嫁。您哋都嚟向我哋啲合成專家攞吓料順便買吓嘢啦。至於藥房嗰邊啲同事老到呢。。。。。啲經驗,我直頭覺得佢哋好似睇住我大咁呀,有咩頭暈身慶,叫佢哋介紹吓藥品,想一家大细保健咩,又可以叫佢哋介紹吓啲保健產品,如果價錢啱您心水,咪買翻屋企補補佢囉。日用品髮品呀嗰啲我哋都會有專人介紹。您鍾意自己揀又得,做問題少女問到產品啱心水亦得,得咗。

Our expert Ms. Fie has done quite a lot of businesses yesterday and she was so happy about it. Thank you for your support. In contrast, my record was as white as snow (our whitening products do work). See how pure I am, I think I have not earn any commission since the beginning. Other than our boss and Ms. Fie, we have another expert LaLa, she has been working in perfume and skincare field for several decades. She has so much experiences and yet she keeps herself very humble. And she has taught me lots of stuff as well. If you are an introvert or if you like a quieter environment, you are welcomed to our 1st floor Grand Right Centre branch to ask for our other expert,Ms. Tseng,for advice. Ms. Tseng has also work in this field for decades and she is responsible for administration. Please feel free to get information and products that are customed to you from our experts at Goodyear. Regarding our colleagues on the pharmacy side, their ages are so old.......in the field. I got a feeling that they have been watching me growing up. If you feel a little sick, you can ask them to advise you the most suitable medical products. If you want to keep your whole family healthy, you can ask them for advice regarding supplements and herbal products for prevention. If you like the price, feel free to buy some home to strengthen your family. Even other necessities e.g. haircare products,  we also have our colleagues to introduce the products that can fit your needs.  You can look around and help yourself to find your products or you can bug every single one of us until you can make the decision. Please feel free to choose your shopping style at Goodyear,  we are here and try our best to help.


Goodyear Perfume Experts Centre & Pharmacy 

合成香水專家中心藥房

HK Branch: 12 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

1/F Grand Right Centre, 10 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙咀金馬倫道12號

九龍尖沙咀金馬倫道10號宏威中心1樓

Tel: (852) 2369 3318

Fax: (852) 2369 0608

Macau Branch: 8 Travessa De S. Domingos, Macau

澳門議事亭前地板樟堂巷8號

Tel: (853) 2831 2267

Fax: (853) 2831 2274

E-mail info@goodyearperfumecentre.com

https://www.goodyearperfumecentre.com

Monday, October 26, 2020

冇腩


Les Males of Jean Paul Gaultier EDT

你有咁嘅身形嘛? 我將來個老公最少都要咁,肚腩,不能接受。
Do you have a body like this? My future husband has to be at least like this, fat belly is unacceptable.

Goodyear Perfume Centre & Pharmacy 

合成香水中心藥房

HK Branch: 12 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

1/F Grand Right Centre, 10 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙咀金馬倫道12號

九龍尖沙咀金馬倫道10號宏威中心1樓

Tel: (852) 2369 3318

Fax: (852) 2369 0608

Macau Branch: 8 Travessa De S. Domingos, Macau

澳門議事亭前地板樟堂巷8號

Tel: (853) 2831 2267

Fax: (853) 2831 2274

E-mail info@goodyearperfumecentre.com

https://www.goodyearperfumecentre.com

WAS:$470

NOW:$350


你咁Fit,俾個罐軍你。
Hmmm...you may need a can opener before you can use it.



 

奇成

New Discovery
大陸。。。新嘅

Goodyear Perfume Mickey Mouse Centre & Pharmacy 

合成香水米奇老鼠中心藥房

HK Branch: 12 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

1/F Grand Right Centre, 10 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙咀金馬倫道12號

九龍尖沙咀金馬倫道10號宏威中心1樓

Tel: (852) 2369 3318

Fax: (852) 2369 0608

Macau Branch: 8 Travessa De S. Domingos, Macau

澳門議事亭前地板樟堂巷8號

Tel: (853) 2831 2267

Fax: (853) 2831 2274

E-mail info@goodyearperfumecentre.com

https://www.goodyearperfumecentre.com