Thursday, January 30, 2020

相公

高富帥健康愛上帝一世對我好同會主動追我嘅唔該,麻煩哂!
He must be Rich, Tall, Handsome, Healthy, Christ-loving. He must Treat me well for the rest of my life and Willing to chase after me to initiate the relationship...that's all. I am not asking too much for a husband, right? Thank You in advance.
(If you want a french version, I will try to do that, please let me know)

Wednesday, January 29, 2020

溝通

冇看廢言
Communicpatient

親情

我死嗰陣時根本冇人理
得個仔喊住叫我唔好死
佢問我啲生果金點處理
Unlucky Family Door

被塞

平平彈彈咁過埋下半身?
Sun Block

神聘

俾整個世界雪藏嘅日子實在唔好受。
I was like a piece of frozen meat......so cold
God defrosts me and treasures me like gold

踏實

出浴之後
洗衫夾麵

Monday, January 27, 2020

Friday, January 24, 2020

Monday, January 20, 2020

社團

其實。。。冧友同淋油有咩分別呀?
Hung Hing International Company Limited

公主

我有愛主病
His Daughter

Saturday, January 18, 2020

讚祢

天父頌讚祢名為聖
求纏着祢頌唱未停
願祢細聽我的身心靈
和誠實中敬拜萬有都呼應
天父待我尤如摯友
同行是祢願永逗留
大愛顯彰感觸心深處
危難是非對錯祢必拯救循循善誘
愛着祢痛苦會幻化傳奇
得着祢每一刻變得優美
感激祢令我珍惜生命讓軟弱的我能展翅高飛
感激祢贈我永生盼望十字架的愛配萬國感謝讚美
Praise You
CGAmCFCDmG
CGAmCFCDmGC
AmGAmGAmFDmG
AmGAmGAmFDmGC

Friday, January 17, 2020

Thursday, January 16, 2020

Saturday, January 11, 2020

事業

小時想要A
大時想要F
Kids  want  A's
Adults want F's

針疚

唔知內疚針唔針得走
Aguiltpuncture

謊謊

啲大人講大話叫小朋友唔好講大話
Adults lie to the kids that lying is wrong

雙標

小朋友講大話就叫離譜
大人講大話就喺為你好
When kids lie they get punished
Adults lie anytime as they wish

節肉

節瓜雪菜肉絲
Fat Control

Friday, January 10, 2020

箍筍

儀家家私
I am privately cushiony

事實

我依家終於明白點解啲哥哥姐姐話啲警察叔叔喺黑色啦, 我以前仲以為佢哋全部都喺喺黑人添。老師話香港有個叫ICAC嘅部門,唔知佢哋有冇用㗎呢?
Belief in general
Police are illegal


慳錢

光頭人送灰頭人

一擗

又餓又要讀書又想搬屋,點攪呀?
My life is a mess

學廢

人人有書讀
我都喺人人

解毒

有人話我中古毒好深,但喺我食得瞓得,都喺託上帝嘅福,仲未死得,只喺唔夠錢洗嗟,有冇上帝嘅使者可以資助吓我呀?
Money Detoxifies

失戀

錢財喺心愛物
肉痛不能自拔

罷澡

佢Sexual Harrasment?
我污糟    Harrasment!

盼望

如果我啲錢俾人偷咗,上帝喺咪會要個小偷七倍奉還俾我咖?希望喺啦。

煉水

一個水走呀唔該

Sad

I just lost whole bunch of my hard earned money.  I lost so much when I need money so desperately. God what do you want me to do?

Saturday, January 4, 2020

未有

我想我未來老公快啲信耶穌
唔該你哋迫切咁幫佢祈吓禱

穌骨

紹興條菜好瘦
That Chinese Cabb driver looks so Ribbed for his Age.

對比

陽光下嘅俊男。。。動心
陽光下嘅煙男。。。嘔心
Handsome under the sun...in love
Smokers under the sun...enough!!

Friday, January 3, 2020

普譜

今年一齊離譜選立法會喇喂
埋嚟睇埋嚟揀吓啲議員喇喂
Universal  Suffrage?
Universal Suffering?