Saturday, February 29, 2020

Thursday, February 27, 2020

Wednesday, February 26, 2020

不滿

有冇人知道開心嚮邊呀?知道唔該單聲,我揾咗好耐都搵唔到,淨係揾到喜樂炙。
Does anyone know where is happiness? Please let me know if you've found it, I can't find it even though I've been looking for it for very long time. I can only find joy.

牙牙

操流利嬰語
Fluent in Babish

成人

我很喜歡看AV
Animal Videos

Tuesday, February 25, 2020

更新

I have switched from mama's milk to Papa's milk
Heavenly  Papa  always feeds me something new
上帝以前叫媽媽餵我人奶
祢唔記仇仲親自餵我靈奶
祢真喺胸襟廣闊嘞辛苦哂

祖祖

媽媽媽媽
爸爸爸爸
The Grands

波女

望勻哂都喺阿婆至好身材
Nice girls Grandma
Best milk for mama


神𥄫

Oppression Obsession
佢哋鍾意同上帝唱反調
無緣無故長期欺負弱小

亂世

當你啲仔女仲生勾勾
你都算喺好老母老豆
If your children are still alive
You are doing fine as parents


Caos

If they are your family, you are stuck with them for life
DEAL WITH IT!!!

問候

最近忙啲咩呀?
冇呀,準備上天堂啲嘢囉。
What're you busy with these days?
Not much, I'm just getting ready for Heaven.

開關

開心
關心

Monday, February 24, 2020

亂性

絆賭走掂
叛堵走掂
Gambling is not only a game
Betrayal will ruin your name

傻㗎

對你老婆好啲
唔喺你小心啲
Why are you hurting your own body?

部守

昏因婚姻冇女人
Wife is more important than Wifi

蔗執

庶務處
蔗務處
Affair Generalist
Affair  Specialist

電擊

忍無可忍
人神共憤

選擇

愛夠受夠
有心冇心
I  have had enough
I have been in love

Food

God  is  answering
People are helping
Belly is full filling
Body  is healthing

Saturday, February 22, 2020

帝帝

我去上帝廟拜上帝,唔使買鷄買鴨買生果,佢大把,帶自己去就得嘞。
He is the King of kings and Lord of lords
He  knows your hearts and your thoughts

Friday, February 21, 2020

Thursday, February 20, 2020

失咁

咁細粒唔夠人打
咁論盡跌親個腦
咁反叛俾人揼死
咁蠢鈍俾人陷害
咁惡死冇人敢追
備註:以上喺上帝咁早揀咗我做佢條靚嘅原因
如果冇咗上帝同阿耶穌佢哋我食屎都唔掂
Too small that I could not defend myself; too clumsy that I might fall and hurt my brain; too rebellious that people might beat me up; too stupid that I might fall into traps; too mean that  no guy liked me. God chose me since I was young probably because of the above reasons. I would probably be dead by now if it was not because of Him.

豬古

上帝賜豬力
God gave me chocolates

大痣

我第時都要做我老公隻樹熊
日日都攬住佢食佢嘅住佢嘅
我有咗呢棵樹就放棄個森林
假設個森林冇俾人斬哂啲樹
我希望我嗰棵樹可以高大啲
多啲地方住又可以多啲嘢食
MEdioca Koala
Liver and Eater
Wify treehugger

朱熊

唔知啲樹熊朱古力餅喺咪喺澳洲尼咖呢?
如果真喺嘅話咁點解盒上面有日文咖呢?
仲有點解又寫住Product of Thailand咖呢?
咁到底樹熊同啲泰國人又有啲咩關係呢?
Sawadikoala

蒲公

彈地獅子
Grandpa and the elderlies are partying

空者

我諗我一定喺表現唔好所以要食粥
Tea  or  Coffee
Rice or Congee

大我

當他們殺人滅口
那就不用再餬口
屍肥種田葬門口
可養活一家四口
Kill me
Eat me
Family



各技

波多黎各人喜歡女子泥漿摔角
Puerto Rico people share their wealth

弱者

I am only five foot one
 I cannot even use a gun 
我識開窗
唔識開槍

七倍

有人偷咗我粉紅色把梳,喺乞兒兜度偷梳用
之前又俾人偷咗千幾蚊,喺乞兒兜度偷錢用
我宜家冇錢洗又冇嘢食,可否俾你啲錢我用
If you stole or rob money and/or anything from me, please give them back to me seven folds

好慘

I am the sister of Job, Jobless
我喺約伯個妹約婆呀

Tuesday, February 18, 2020

循始

唔知道如果去日本同佢哋講我哋大家都喺中國人佢哋會有咩反應呢?
If  you  want to live forever
Believe in Heavenly Father
Through Christ our Saviour

毒材

佢個腦袋好磚製
You Brain Brick
Give me a break

蛋白

我需要舖田
I need egg white substance

掛主

I miss money and real meals.
人活着不是單靠食物乃是靠上帝嘅話語
上帝嘅話語就有好多嘞,咁我啲食物呢

廢中

食哂啲糖
繼續橫躺
Lay down with me Candy

鬧市

聲嘈
Scolding City

陰茅

嫁俾佢同嫁禍俾佢有咩分別呀?
Love and/or Hate

Saturday, February 15, 2020

甘淋

鯊魚啦
It is sharking

神滿

God creates many kind people in this world
They give me food and fill my inside world
上帝恩典夠我用
魚蛋牛筋嘴裏送

好近

幾個人試過整都收唔到尾
多得阿鄭88幫我駁番隻脾
He fixed my glasses that I have been using for over a decade

Thursday, February 13, 2020

又錯

唔好亂撚嘢啦
你又撚多咗啦
Hold your brain
Prevent the pain

矛盾

I am so looking forward to get married
I want to have beautiful healthy babies
But  I  do not want to lose my virginity

家主

賣葛養家
My God provides for families

恨嫁

我患上冇漢廢嫌
God is the Only One Who wants me so far

Wednesday, February 12, 2020

哀求

我仲要錢交學費
一共八十萬港幣
有騾仔就捱騾仔
冇騾仔就聽乞米
錢根本就唔夠洗
真喺要問吓上帝
幾時揼舊錢落嚟
可否學費變免費
或者整個有錢仔
包食包住包學費
高薪厚職快啲嚟
等我唔使咁閉翳
God please give me lots of money
And a super rich handsome honey
Please help me to enjoy life freely
Housing food and tuition all ready
So that I do not have to ever worry
I have to pay $800000HKD totally
It will be great if my degree is free
Please give me great opportunities
God I need Your Grace and Mercy

調教

塑膠手術有教樣
冇教養但有包養
Plastic Surgery
Making Money
Faking  Honey

Saturday, February 1, 2020

死味

你滷味你仲食野味?!
Too Wild For Now

炎水

與前任約會
U Date your Ex

學野

野佬大學
Yell University

照肺

我好樂意做肺清
It is clear between Ray and me
He is only my X

補肺

佢啲野味
將佢殺死
The poison and the medicine

肺冠

啲做冠嘅就自把自為
陰毒到喺咁頂人個肺

動口

動武漢子
咁就出事

毒冠

殺人都俾個冠佢?唔喺吓話。

冠方

唔知幾時會戒炎呢?橫掂都係肺嘅。

尿暴

戒片喺人生嘅目標