Monday, August 3, 2020

搬屋

由土瓜灣搬去紅磡再搬去和合石。
Move from home to funeral home to the tomb.

唔眠

石棉好尖銳,會深入肺部內層,刺穿氣泡,令氣泡調謝,即喺吉你個肺吖!
Asbestos are sharp needles, they invade deep down into your lungs, poke through the walls and pop your air sacs. SOB causes SOB.

Boin

I have a jelly belly.

Saturday, August 1, 2020

好厚

日光肉
午餐肉
黑團肉
晚餐肉

惡父

你就嚟做人爸爸喇。。。合法嘅。
You're going to be a father soon.......legally!

曲奇

當妳同妳老豆個樣嘅分別只喺差啲鬚根,咁就恭喜妳喇! 妳唔喺執翻嚟嫁!
When a beard is the only difference between the faces of your dad and you, congrats! You were not in a basket outside of a church!

生存

因為妳唔靚,同妳一齊好有安全感。
你洗唔洗兜唔大 個圈嚟踩我呀我頂你! 我仲要靠個樣揾食嫁!
Because you're not pretty, I feel very secured as your boyfriend.
You don't have to go around to step on me. I still need to earn a living with my look! Are you trying to ruin my career? Jerk!