石屎

有時候陰毒啲都要嫁嘞，鬼唔望你一世便秘，生仔冇屎忽，塞死曬呀。。。天花!

角度

你哋唔好咁黐身得唔得呀？好煩呀。

自己肥咗就揾啲衫嚟鬧。

Can you guys stop pushing my boundary, I need more personal space!

Can you stop yelling at your clothes just because you gain weight?

收風

The observatory is very observant.

天文台抬頭問天: 你幾時落雨呀？

LUR

好衰嫁! 咁耐都唔請人哋! 我唔濟呀! 你哋幾時先肯請我做高薪厚職炙？吓。。。? 

You guys are so naughty! When are you going to hire me with high salary? Naughty boys!

湧緊

我一啲都唔怕死，我個肺怕炙。

I am not afraid of death, not even a little bit, but my lungs are.

肚餓

我愛你呀! 你幾時請我食飯呀？

I love you! When are you going to buy me lunch?

白巾

由石棉到長眠

Asbestos, as best as dust