Friday, November 29, 2019

起底

肉骨查
Secret Investigation
A Privacy Invasion

自升

佢喺高層。。。住

記恩

多謝父母啲養肉之恩
塊豬腩肉有佢哋基因
仲要緊記天父都有份
God's Grace is enough for me
That is why I have a fat belly

犯法

包樣
It is illegal to take care of girls in Hong Kong

好學

你封大學
They blocked the exits to stay focus

鹹奶

My families gave me lots of snacks, they are almost finished all by myself

𠝹音

芋片
Taroling

Thursday, November 28, 2019

成就

My families gave me lots of snacks, they were finished all by myself.

鹹奶

粗鹽餵乳

瘦腩

Slim Belly

迫婚

Find me a tall, rich, handsome and healthy guy who is a born again Christian
He has to pursue me and propose to me and that will be the ultimate solution

湊仔

佢哋全部都有條女
唔該唔好拉我落水
They all have girlfriends already
I would only become their nanny

唔倔

做尖

Wednesday, November 27, 2019

泌物

Secretary secretes
秘書分泌

ET

God breast you
豐胸

賊B

My neighbors just searched through my garbage with her little son to monitor my personal life
She moved in as my neighbor just to steal info from me and make noise with her son to disturb
I guess the mom has been teaching her son how to violate human rights and steal by examples
子母大盜

OOZ

They have given me bites and pustles
They are not mosquitoes but psychos

冇權

Her business is none of their business

賠償

If someone monitors you including your thoughts 24/7 and watches you taking shower everyday, comments on it, then announces what he sees and hears, will you still pick him to be your spouse?
Of course not la, he sounds like a pervert to me. Don't even talk about husband, we can't even be friends. If I have the ability, I will even sue him for my loss. I think that specific person has been committing crimes here.

少食

牛精
雞精
味精
酒精

舞示

娜娜跳舞有苦衷
娜娜聲攪好中共
Nana Protest

愛完

啲朱古力俾我食晒lu

難拗

好在我有上帝
Keep住仲意仔

渣男

戀你哋個頭呀戀
對住佢直都變巒
Women are masterpieces of God

Sunday, November 24, 2019

升呢

I used to be a slut, now I am a whore.
I am a prostitute without getting paid.

苦妒

I am so jealous and bitter I want to kill myself.

Sad

I am rejected by every single guy in this world. That is how pitiful I am.

Saturday, November 23, 2019

Sick

Heavenly Father if You can remove them from my life, it will be very much appreciated. Thank You in advance.

洗罪

阿爸父
A Bath

山噁

The only time I hiked in Grouse Mountain, I puked because it was too gross

未完

超過卅年嘅反叛期

Gross

I think whoever put liquor in candy is crazy

侵華

尋日俾講日文戴口罩嘅人跟蹤
佢哋仲用廣東話報告我嘅行蹤
佢哋啲祖宗以前傷害我嘅祖宗
佢哋再唔走我就報警將佢結終

捐精

姊妹北上揾佬團

擔心

唔知食得多朱古力會唔會變黑咖呢

發肉

如果我每次肥咗都標高,咁就永遠唔會肥啦,又可以食多啲,仲可以睇嘢睇遠啲,行路又行快啲,要攞嘢一伸長隻手就攞到,幾方便。

巧合

賊仔
國粵

Love

I have been trying not to have a negative impact on the world

呀車

米舖華呢就話阿鹹魚玲啲鹹魚好靚,咁就買咗好多,日日鹹魚蒸飯,咁漸漸呢就覺得阿鹹魚玲仲靚過佢啲鹹魚,於是就帶埋阿鹹魚玲去米舖日日睇佢鹹魚蒸飯,咁蒸吓蒸吓呢佢哋兩個啲生意意都蒸蒸日上,於是乎為咗雙方嘅事業同埋前途呢,阿米鋪華就決定娶阿鹹魚玲做老婆,都喺為大家嘅事業嗟。。。

Friday, November 22, 2019

吟娃

喜歡吟詩嘅女人

11年

I am a skunk wanting to do a stunt
屁製黑白髮
夢想有職紮

筆威

I am a pentester

孩痛

Do you hear the children sing? Singing a song of angry child? It is the music of the children Who will not be slaves again When the beating of your heart Echoes the beating of your sons That is called child abuse God's Wrath and the Cops will come
父暴母暴

達通

網上話原來八爪魚即喺章魚都喺叫
Octopus

Thursday, November 21, 2019

肉婉

肉佢環形

無牙

I think I did it again I made me believe we're more than just friends Oh baby It's not only a crush But it means that I'm very serious 'Cause to lose all my senses That is just so typically me Oh baby, baby Oops, I did it again I played with my heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops, I think I'm in love That you're sent from above I'm very innocent

魚生

阿賣魚材就話自己好歡喜食生果,於是就日日去幫襯阿生果珍,咁唔知點解呢阿生果珍又突然好歡喜食海鮮,咁阿賣魚材呢喺買生果嘅時候就唔覺意帶咗啲海產俾阿生果珍,咁佢哋呢都好歡喜對方所賣嘅貨品,又漸漸呢歡喜埋對方個人,咁就話呢食海鮮例如魚呀生蠔呀𡁶啲檸檬汁好食啲,所以佢哋要日日一齊食飯先𡁶到,咁𡁶吓𡁶吓呢就。。。

牛豆

阿牛肉強呢就好歡喜阿豆腐蓮,咁就天天去食人家嘅豆腐,搞到阿豆腐蓮呢就春心盪漾,漸漸就喜歡咗阿牛肉強,喺你情我願之下呢就一齊食咗個麻婆豆腐。

穌大

我喺耶佬大學嘅研究新

Monday, November 18, 2019

妄想

You are not my husband
Why do I have to submit to you
Even submission has to be reasonable and according to God's will
God is more important than my husband and anyone in this world

羨母

望住人哋啲仔女
睇到我流晒口水

留後

你哋唔好攪佢個肺呀吓我頂你個肺
明知道有毒都照放你哋喺咪想死呀
A lung for a lung

Sunday, November 17, 2019

Muah

When this 2-year-old tried to give me the only five dollars that she had in her little bag, I teared up.
Note: I did not even tell her I needed money

Saturday, November 16, 2019

雞牙

大豆芽雞塊

港嫩

民主定煮民?

油埕

柔情似水
Be Water

似水

兩邊都唔暴
咁就冇煩惱

母語

一個好媽媽教仔
邊個唔啱話邊個

孝順

細路。你喺咪黐。咗。線
細路。你喺咪啪。咗。嘢
你哋。隨處咁搗亂
人哋喺無辜。又燒人。間舖
FIREPRO

咁惡

佢姓獅

Snoop

我姓屎,全名屎露脾

Godly

I do not belong to any church, I belong to God our Lord Jesus Christ

Hate

Take me out of the "game", I hate it. I have been asking you to do that since March 2017.

無助

They put induced bites on my face and body, again

零臍

有人話阿當夏娃喺冇肚臍咖
Adam and Eve did not have belly button?

值得

守貞待兔

Friday, November 15, 2019

咪攪

你四十幾歲都仲唔結婚點攪呀?
Please keep your virginity before marriage
Thank you for your cooperation

煙燻

到底陰毒有冇藥醫咖呢?
Get lung cancer to relax

Saturday, November 9, 2019

少女

唔知改革咗咁多年嘅中共政府迎唔迎合到香港人口味呢?
2047年羅湖圍牆正式被拆卸之後啲人流會湧上定湧落呢?
如果啲人流湧哂落嚟嘅話香港又夠唔夠裝夠唔夠食住呢?
到時喺一個制定兩個制香港特別行政區仲特唔特別好呢?
I will be 72

Saturday, November 2, 2019

受洗?

Cannon of Spray
Canon of  Praise
讚美卡農曲

偷竊

God has been watching over me and you are not God
Even Jesus Christ had privacy when He was a human
Stealing is a sin and you have been sinning for 16 yrs
I hate that when people monitor me because I hate sin
You have been violating God's laws and human rights
Human beings must stop monitoring me immediately
Plus you have to pay me for the info you have stolen
And to compensate for my loss from your monitoring
你們偷我的資料十六年
偷竊是違反上帝十誡的
你們正得罪了上帝跟我
主耶穌在世時也有私隱
而上帝看顧我四十多年
想提醒你們你不是上帝
你們沒有權偷窺我生活
論神學人權你都是錯的
你們要馬上停止偷窺我
如你利用我資料來賺錢
或因偷我的資料而得益
你們要對我作合理賠償
因監視導致我損失賠償