Wednesday, March 17, 2021

有救

 

http://www.goactiongo.com/2010/11/23/gather_ep07/3-5/

 過人一棟勝造七級浮屠。

乜唔喺咩救人一命咩?

係喎唔好意思聽慣咗,辦公室啲政客成日都話要過,一定有佢哋過人之處嘅。

不過起座塔又好似勝過過人一棟喎,改建做教會住宅,起碼可以解決一吓香港嘅住屋同永生得救問題吖嘛。過人一棟做乜炙,過幢樓俾我就差唔多。

我都知自己開始有問題嫁嘞,俾人害得多,個人變得愈嚟愈陰毒,明明話想救人點知想害人,仲唔覺意講埋撮口添,都喺遠離嗰啲害人又有過人之處嘅人好啲LUM。講個秘密你知,我以前以為佢哋話七級浮台UM,攞嚟拯救嗰啲喺水深冇火熱之中撮來嗰啲呢。我以前都有學過拯溺GAM,俾啲同學仔監硬扯咗去,不過一如所料都喺游得最慢嗰個,俾個教練喺咁踐踏,可能佢覺得我有潛質,所以講嘢咁陰質。。。姐。。。為咗人哋嘅生命安全著想,再加上媽媽話帶我哋去南本球嗰個唔知咩洲睇樹熊UM,所以學到一半,就放棄咗LAM。

I want to save lives because I have lots of safety rings under my belt. I am sooooo natural.

 Goodyear Health Promoter Perfume Centre & Inedible Life Saver Pharmacy 
合成促進健康香水中心攞您條命。。。嚟救藥房

HK Branches: Ground Floor 12 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道12號地下

1/F Grand Right Centre, 10 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道10號宏威中心1樓

Tel: (852) 2369 3318

Fax: (852) 2369 0608

Macau Branch: 8 Travessa De S. Domingos, Macau

澳門議事亭前地板樟堂巷8號

Tel:(853) 2831 2267

Fax: (853) 2831 2274

E-mail info@goodyearperfumecentre.com

Blessed

After they stole whole bunch of things from my place and did whole bunch of damages including ruining my laptop I was just using several days ago before they changed my password and damaged the keyboard. My neighbors broke into my place again, ruined another one of my plants and she switched my vegetables into some worse slimy ones. Please pray that God will restore to me what I have lost and stop His enemies from ruining my, His daughter's, God-given belongings and the restored things which will be so good that they are beyond my imagination. Please also ask God to remove all the God's enemies especially the burglars away from my life, permanently, and punish them as He wills. Thanks. I have been calling the police for more than 30 times about the burglaries and disturbances and damages, the "criminals" are still not arrested and still keep on disturbing, breaking in, stealing and ruining.

好金


Look at the bee hive honey, it looks luxurious, and I want that. It's not only GOLD it's GOLDEAR so it's Abolutely a better kind of gold. Here're your check book and credit card, honey! Thanks!

https://kknews.cc/travel/3mo6lxo.html


嚮羅馬嘅一個晚上飲住杯金金哋黃嘅蜜糖。。。望住啲金光燦爛嘅建築。。。嗰一份感覺。。。絕對喺。。。



Goodyear The Honey Is Expensive Like Gold, Honey! But You Love Me Right? And It's EDP And It's Buy One Get One Free, Honey! Perfume Centre & Pharmacy 
合成如果您愛您個Honey就買俾您個Honey愛喺要付出買一送一嘅待嫁。。。代價嘅香水中心藥房

HK Branches: Ground Floor 12 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道12號地下

1/F Grand Right Centre, 10 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道10號宏威中心1樓

Tel: (852) 2369 3318

Fax: (852) 2369 0608

Macau Branch: 8 Travessa De S. Domingos, Macau

澳門議事亭前地板樟堂巷8號

Tel:(853) 2831 2267

Fax: (853) 2831 2274

E-mail info@goodyearperfumecentre.com


 

乸型



一翻到合成就有啲唔Makesense嘅嘢篤眼篤鼻,邊有女人叫DAVID嫁呢,仲話自己Cool Water添,原來喺痾啲Toilette嘅,飲廁所水咩?咁都唔只呀,仲要100ml賣得330蚊仲要買一送一,即喺165蚊樽,唔怪得叫OFF啦佢,OFF哂呀! 望一望隔離佢老公仲OFF, 125ml 都喺330蚊喺買一送一! 佢哋都黐線嫁! 真喺癡癡呆呆坐埋一枱呀!

Right after I came back to Goodyear there was something that made me very uncomfortable right in front of my eyes. What kind of woman is that to call herself David? And she says she is Cool Water? Which part of her is drinkable, huh? ED Toilet...te water? 100ml for 330HHKD (165HKD each) Buy One Get One Free? What a cheap woman! Look at her husband, he is even cheaper, OMG, 125ml 330HHKD (165HKD each) Buy One Get One Free also! What is wrong with them? Why do they make themselve so cheap? Are they tight on budget or something? Owing the bank? 

 Goodyear Off Track Of Our Costs  You Owe Us If You Buy That We Don't Care If You Are Man Or Woman We Just Know That You Are Our VIP Perfume Centre & Pharmacy 
合成唔記得要計成本亂咁開平價男女不分。。。都嚟得嘅香水中心藥房

HK Branches: Ground Floor 12 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道12號地下

1/F Grand Right Centre, 10 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道10號宏威中心1樓

Tel: (852) 2369 3318

Fax: (852) 2369 0608

Macau Branch: 8 Travessa De S. Domingos, Macau

澳門議事亭前地板樟堂巷8號

Tel:(853) 2831 2267

Fax: (853) 2831 2274

E-mail info@goodyearperfumecentre.com

MIBC

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Tuesday, March 16, 2021

留咗

 

https://www.wantedinrome.com/news/italys-flag-lights-up-its-darkest-hour.html 

正所謂無功者飯餸不留。。。我一翻到嚟合成未做嘢已經留晒。。。吹咩。。。不過唔喺中式飯餸。。。喺意識(妳有冇意識要做嘢呢請問)。。。意式(好似合成啲GIORGIO ARMANI 同 SALVATORE FERRAGAMO同BVLGARI香水咁)。。。斜塔式。。。上面有蝦(提您唔好再蝦我,如果唔喺同佢同一下場),仲有魷魚。。。UM。。。姐嫁。。。(呢個提我再響度掛住食唔做嘢就同佢同一下場。。。炒嘅)。。。仲有雞翼(象徵展開妳翅膀翱翔吧。。。不過甩晒毛飛唔起噃。。。咪住。。。飛甩雞毛?好面善噃!)。。。炸蝦(蝦我者。。。炸也。。。冇油嘅。。。氣炸鍋(而家興)。。。火湖是也)。。。其實講嚟講去都喺因為我窮到窿。。。合成阿大姐佢賙濟貧窮姐。。。感謝上帝。。。又賜我今日的飲食。。。順便饒恕埋我的罪。。。不叫我們遇見試探,拯救我脫離兇惡,因為國度權柄榮耀,全是天父的, 直到永遠,阿門。

4890008110308。。。哎吔。。。唔好意思。。。SCAN咗個飲料BAR CODE添。。。呢件產品喺內服嘅。。。千祈唔好搽面噃,惹蟻呀!合成喺冇得賣嘅。。。咦?乜有嘢喺合成冇得賣嫁咩?少有喎!

Our Father who are in Heaven, hallowed be Thy, Thy Kingdom come, Thy Will be done on earth as it is in Heaven, Give us today our daily pizza, shrimps, squids, fried shrimps, chicken wings and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. For You are the Kingdom the Power and the Glory, forever and ever. Amen. 

Are you done praying?

Yeah what?

Here're the pizzas, shrimps, squids, fried shrimps, chicken wings you were asking for from God, Armani's and Ferragamo's and Bvlgari's style, through your superior, into your mouth, at Goodyear Perfume Centre & Pharmacy. Now give thanks and partake! God knows your pain and He answers prayers......in your stomach......come and receive His Healings....Amen.

Goodyear God Answering Prayers Perfume Centre & Pharmacy 

合成禱告蒙應允香水中心藥房

HK Branches: Ground Floor 12 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道12號地下

1/F Grand Right Centre, 10 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道10號宏威中心1樓

Tel: (852) 2369 3318

Fax: (852) 2369 0608

Macau Branch: 8 Travessa De S. Domingos, Macau

澳門議事亭前地板樟堂巷8號

Tel:(853) 2831 2267

Fax: (853) 2831 2274

E-mail info@goodyearperfumecentre.com


肥绑

 Rose Noire (W) PDT 100ml 

750HKD Buy One Get One Free and you will also receive a gift bag containing a  Laurent Dornel Dream EDP 10ml and a patterned perfume bottle

Top notes are Geranium, Jasmine and Bergamot

Middle notes are Rose, iris, vetyver and Sandalwood

Base notes are oak moss, Amber, Vanille and Musk.

750HKD買一送一再加送禮物袋內有 Laurent Dornel Dream EDP 10ml及印花香水瓶

前調是天竺葵,茉莉和佛手柑。

中調為玫瑰,鳶尾,天鵝絨和檀香。

基調為橡苔,琥珀,香草和麝香。

Kenzo Homme EDP 100ml

660HKD Buy One Get One Free

Top notes are Mint, Citruses and Cardamom

Middle notes are Sea Notes, Sage and Spices

Base notes are Vetiver, Sandalwood, Cedar and Vanilla.

660HKD買一送一

前調是薄荷,柑橘和小荳蔻。

中調是海洋味,鼠尾草和香料。

基調為香根草,檀香,雪松和香草。

Paco Rabanne Black XS Potion EDT 80ml

850HKD Buy One Get One Free

Top note is Grapefruit

Middle notes are Red Rose and Hellebore flower

Base notes are Amber and Sandalwood.

850HKD買一送一

前調是葡萄柚

中調為紅玫瑰和黑黎蘆花

基調為琥珀和檀香

Laurent Dornel Dream By Marquise EDP 100ml

750HKD Buy One Get One Free and you will also receive a gift bag containing a  Laurent Dornel Dream EDP 10ml and a patterned perfume bottle

Middle notes are Lily and Peach

850HKD買一送一再加送禮物袋內有 Laurent Dornel Dream EDP 10ml及印花香水瓶

中調為百合、香桃

Yvan Serras Silver (M) EDP 100ml

960HKD Buy One Get One Free

Top notes: lemon, green cardamom, pink peppercorn, spice, citrus

Heart notes: jasmine, violet, floral, white flowers

Base notes: musk, cedar wood, sandalwood, woody, musk

960HKD買一送一

前調:檸檬,綠色小荳蔻,粉紅胡椒,香料,柑橘

中調:茉莉,紫羅蘭,花香,白花

基調:麝香,雪松木,檀香,木質,麝香

Yvan Serras Blue (Unisex) EDP 100ml

960HKD Buy One Get One Free

Top notes: citrus bergamia, seaweed, citrus, marine

Heart notes: jasmine, green cardamom, spice, white flowers

Base notes: musk, woody elements

960HKD買一送一

前調:柑桔香檸檬,海藻,柑桔,海洋

中調:茉莉,綠荳蔻,香料,白花

基調:麝香,木質元素

Paco Rabanne Lady Million Eau My Gold EDT 80ml

850HKD Buy One Get One Free

Top notes are Mango, Neroli, Grapefruit, Bergamot and Mandarin Orange

Middle notes are Orange Blossom and Violet

Base notes are Musk, Cedar, Amber and Sandalwood.

百萬女士全部啲金都喺我嘅或屙我嘅金。。。。。

Ew....what's wrong with you Google translate? You're disgusting! Lady, you know? A rich one, so be more classy man!

850HKD買一送一

前調是芒果,橙花油,葡萄柚,佛手柑和橘子。

中調是橙花和紫羅蘭

基調為麝香,雪松,琥珀和檀香。

Coach New York Floral EDP 90ml

890HKD Buy One Get One Free

Top notes are Pineapple, Pink Pepper, Orange, Bergamot and Lemon

Middle notes are Gardenia, Tea Rose, Jasmine Sambac and Hedione

Base notes are Musk, Patchouli, Vanilla, Woody Notes and Sandalwood.

呀扯!教練之嘛!洗咩去到紐約咁遠炙?香港同澳門都有啦都有啦!

Google!!! You better stop sabotaging or I will......well I can do nothing......I'm a nice person of God.

890HKD買一送一

前調是菠蘿,粉紅胡椒,橙子,佛手柑和檸檬。

中調為Garden子花,茶玫瑰,茉莉茉莉花和己二酮

基調為麝香,廣藿香,香草,木質調和檀香。

 Anna Sui Sky EDT 30ml

Original Price: 405HKD

Special Offer: 243HKD

Top notes are Pear, Pink Pepper and Bergamot

Middle notes are Lily-of-the-Valley, Rose and Lotus

Base notes are Popocorn (Movie Night Woot Woot), Musk and Vanilla.

原價:405HKD

特價:243HKD

前調是梨,粉紅胡椒和佛手柑。

中調是鈴蘭,玫瑰和蓮花

基調為爆米花(睇戲喇喂),麝香和香草。

Google: Just wait for my lawyer's letter! You're so sued!
Google HK: 你等住收我律師信啦!





This suit suits you pretty well, I think......here's your letter, you've been served.

Ser咩呀?咩嚟㗎?PIZZA券定放題優惠券呀?直接送腕嘢嚟食仲好啦,間嘢響邊都唔知要我行嚟行去揾,舖頭一個客都冇都唔可以擅離職守加嘛!

https://www.tripadvisor.com/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g36619-d3640286-i276223397-GreenFire_Restaurant_Bar_Bakery-Rockford_Illinois.html

What're you laughing at? They said I'm going to be behind bar and that's why I posted your picture! Stop laughing at me, it's not funny!!! 唔准笑呀!!!唔識聽英文牙?GOOGLE話你幅相叫BEHINDBAR嘅?有錯咩?你懶靚仔都冇用咖啦!我都唔飲酒嘅!我唔會俾貼士你㗎噃!死鬼佬蝦我哋啲中國人,福壽膏呀!鴉片戰爭呀死鬼佬!英租界法租界呀,記唔記得呀!!!做咩要界俾你哋炙?

Goodyear We Don't Drink But We Spray Perfume Centre & Pharmacy 

合成我哋唔酗酒不過噴酒香水中心藥房

HK Branches: Ground Floor 12 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道12號地下

1/F Grand Right Centre, 10 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道10號宏威中心1樓

Tel: (852) 2369 3318

Fax: (852) 2369 0608

Macau Branch: 8 Travessa De S. Domingos, Macau

澳門議事亭前地板樟堂巷8號

Tel:(853) 2831 2267

Fax: (853) 2831 2274

E-mail info@goodyearperfumecentre.com