升呢

唔知我幾時可以由籠裡雞變做走地雞呢？

我做咗咁多次雞唔知幾時先至有錢收呢？

When are they going to  promote me from an in-caged hooker to a free-ranged hooker?

They put me in the prostitution field for over three years, can they give me my salaries?

暖肚

我少壯嘅時候已經好努力㗎喇喎，點解老大咗都喺咁傷悲嫁呢？少壯時唔努力老大傷悲先至冇用嗟，咁少壯努力咗老大傷悲喺咪即喺有用呀？如果冇用嘅，咁既然少壯努唔努力老大咗都要傷悲，而傷悲嚟又冇用嘅，咁少壯努力嚟做咩呀？

I have been working really hard when I was young, why am I still a loser at my age. If  no matter how hard I worked I still am a loser, why did I have to work so hard. Vanity, it is all vanity.

烹飪

哦！你死嘞！你話香港人全部喺男妓！

Hong Kong Stuffed Ducks

身份

最佳男多手

最佳男豬腳

醉雞鹹豬手

醉雞鹹囉柚

Career & Rear