能登

即食。。。肉。。。煮咗四個鐘頭之後即刻食。。。好淋。。。同我啱啱相反。。。

Instant.......meat.......I ate it instantly after cooking it for 4 hours.......very tender.......the total opposite of me.......

豬豬

當我食自己嘅同類又好有滿足感嘅時候喺咪都應該感謝上帝呢？

When I enjoy eating my own kind so much, should I praise God for that?

甜牙

今日買咗好多零食好開心, 一返嚟就喺咁趙, 不過我呢個狀態唔可以維持好耐, 如果我繼續買好快又要食垃圾, 正所謂一剎那嘅光輝唔代表永恆, 於是我同自己講我下次唔敢喇, 或者下下下次啦！睇嚟我都要開始準備我對我八十歲老豆嘅零食錢說服演講詞, 等佢有個心理準備同埋籌錢準備, 如果等到我開始食垃圾先準備就會太遲。

Today I bought lots of snacks and my action made me very happy. I started stuffing them down my throat the second I came home. But I cannot maintain this lifestyle for too long. If I keep on buying I will have to start eating garbage again very soon. Happiness does not last. So I told myself do not do that again next time, maybe next next next time. Maybe I should start drafting my negotiation speech to my 80-year-old daddy for snack money. So that he can prepare psychologically and financially for my snack fund raising. If I wait until I start eating garbage then it will be to late for him to prepare.

84F

I thank God for giving me everything I have. I thank Him for growing my plants and healing them from whole bunch of attacks. God is good always.
被偷嘢清單，賊要七倍償還 Return Sevenfold

發現

原來大豆芽即喺黃豆芽，芽菜即喺綠豆芽，咁即喺呢鼓油皇炒麵, 乾炒牛河同越南粉嗰啲芽菜喺由綠豆度發出來嘅。大豆芽滾豆腐湯裏面嗰啲全部都喺黃豆。哦!原來喺咁!
The bean sprouts inside vietnamese noodle soup, fried noodles with soy sauce and fried flat rice noodles with beef are sprouted from mung beans. The soybean sprout and tofu soup is all soybeans.

示愛

蛋卷瘋

Egg Roll Craze

自從我嚮一日半內食曬我老豆買俾我嗰盒牛油蛋卷，我就無時無刻都懷念着。蛋卷，雖然我哋天各一方，我有我嘅圓碌，你有你嘅卷曲，但我知道此時此刻，我喺想念你嫁，牛油蛋卷，你願意嫁俾我嘛?
Dear Butter Egg Rolls, since I finished a whole box of you withinin one and a half day after  my dad bought you for me, I could not stop thinking about you. Even we are now so far apart, you are rocking and rolling, I am round and also rolling, in bed, all day, but at this moment, I miss you, so much! Butter Egg Rolls, will you marry me?

饑饉

去西餐廳食嘢，尤其同妳條識咗冇耐嘅仔去，最緊要唔好拘泥煩人肉節。。。繁文縟節， 唔好理人點睇，落手落腳，親力親為，如果唔喺食唔到骨之間同黐住骨嗰啲肉咁咪蝕底曬！正一傻豬豬嚟嘅！

手指公規條: 當你食嘢嘅時候妳將會由閨秀變怪獸，撮盡全力利用妳面前所見到嘅所有去吸納最多嘅營養, 食完之後再變番龜獸都唔遲。一個男人。

When you go to a high end restaurant, especially when you go with your new boyfriend, do not worry about manners that much, do not care about what other people think, you have to use your hands and direct contacts, or else you cannot eat the meat in between and the meat that sticks to the bones. Then you lose, you silly head!

Rule of thumb: Remember, when you eat you are a beast, you are not a lady anymore, Get the most nutrients from what you have in front of you. After the meal, you can change back to whatever you want. A MAN.

身份

最佳男多手

最佳男豬腳

醉雞鹹豬手

醉雞鹹囉柚

Career & Rear

乳樂

乳出經人

Milking

Cheesing

Buttering

Yogurting

Icecreaming

Creamcheesing
Creamwhipping

海南

SARDINE(S) IN OIL WITH CHILLI

特別行政區同智利食油飯

家園

其實我鍾意食蛋糕

不過天橋底冇焗爐

This  is  just a joke

老豆交租我唔洗露宿

有涼沖個身唔會太餿

某程度上我都幾幸福

雖然前途生死都未卜

冇錢交學費妄想買屋

癲得好勻循唔掂死谷

差啲俾阿嬋斬開九碌

髮粉

當我見到我老豆俾我嗰D銀絲米粉我就諗起我D頭髮。。。唉! 不過又好好味噃。

When I looked at the "silver" rice noodles my dad gave me, it reminded me of my hair....sigh! But at least it tasted good.

富神

貪慕虛榮？傻啦，淨喺想施施酷酷享受埋下半世嗟! 如果真喺咁有錢，最好冇人知添，費事D人妒忌啦!D人妒忌起上嚟，輕則又偷又搶，嚴重D連條命仔都保唔住呀!冇人知又點會榮呢？虚？咁好享受，施施酷酷，又有好嘢食，又有靚衫著，又有大屋住，又可以環遊世界，仲養到自己肥肥白白，點會虛呀？仲好充實添!襯肺炎期等我廢諗吓都得掛。

Vanity? Not really!I just want to live comfortably and enjoy life for the rest of my time before Jesus comes back again. If I am really that rich, it is better nobody else knows. When people get jealous, they will steal, destroy and rob, they will even kill me. If nobody knows, I will not get any glory from richness, I will not get famous nor get flattered by anyone. Fame is not my cup of tea. However, if I can be able to have good food to eat, beautiful clothes to wear, big house to live, if I can travel around the world comfortably, how vain can that be? I can feel it, I can touch it, I can taste it, it gives pleasure to my eyes, it gives me a healthy body to do different things I enjoy. It is solid and real. My life and my tummy will be filled, not empty at all. If the pneumonia does not give me insomnia, let me dream, a little bit.

王飛

依家呢個年代唔用白馬，咁我喺咪應該等我個白車王子嚟俾個真愛之吻救我逃出生天呀？吓？!喂!

唔好扮聽唔到, 我講緊你呀!!!冇白車，白直升機白777豪華客機都得嫁，我唔介意嫁!
Nowadays, we do not have prince charming riding a white horse anymore. So should I wait for the prince charming driving a white Ferrari to come and give me a true love kiss and rescue me? Hello? Anybody here? Do not pretend that you cannot hear me! I am talking about you! If you do not have a white Ferrari, a white helicopter or a white 777 private jet is also fine with me, I do not mind!

泡麵

想最短時間食到泡菜？

放啲紹菜落啲辛辣麵度一齊煮啦。 

You want to have kimchi in a short period of time?

Cook the Chinese cabbage in Korean spicy noodle soup.

父魚

當沙甸遇上辣椒 = 辣到癲

Sardine meets chilli = cold relaxed sardine

物友

當食物食得太多就會變植物
但唔食食物就會好快變死物
上帝佢最近俾咗我一堆食物
我會冒險做植物都唔做死物
有時我仲會懶到著鞋唔著襪
Food is always friendly to me
World is now very rude to me
God  asks  food to set me free
So I can have belly and energy

加減

I thank God for sending churches and different people to help me out on food and on foot. At least some haters make my foot skinny.

 我感謝上帝賜教會同唔同嘅人在食物同植物上幫助我，喺我增磅嘅同時，有其他我唔喺咁多謝嘅人令我啲植物能夠保持渺小。。。窈窕。

好厚

我個上帝都算待我不薄，45歲都仲揾個成八十歲嘅DADDY養我！

My Heavenly Father has been going through my thick and thin with me, now He sends my 80 year old earthly father to keep me thick even though I am already 45 this year.

神經

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