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人生得意須盡歡，莫使金樽空對月。

得些好意須回手，醉酒出事冇回頭。

再賺多啲又點炙，你妒忌牙？

喺妒忌又點呀？樹大招風呀！睇你幾時撻翻落嚟！

睇你幾黑心吖，仲有呀個樽裡面喺奶唔得㗎，講到我好似酒鬼咁。

將進"酒"喎！

咁《將進奶》囉，李"白"吖嘛，鈣同蛋白質呀，識唔識呀？
你喺咪以為自己好勁炙，你講嘅嘢喺人都知啦，好心唔好咁幼稚啦！

  

Once upon a time, there were two elementary school students had a fight by childishly throwing their schoolbags at each other. Their mommies finally came to pick them up from school and dragged them apart. They distracted them from the fight with some snacks and asked,'Milk or Juice, honey?'