懷冤

我有咗

四十吋

Impregnated by Fat

Injustice by Fact

錫錫

我個仔白滑水嫩，喺做BB嘅好材料！

My son is so soft and smooth, he is good baby material.

Shop

Honey, mommy is going shopping today, please add the things you want on the list and send it back to me. Love ya!

Cream of corn ice

Potatoes chips

Carrots cake

Apples pie

Milkshake

Chicken breasts Mcnuggets

O'Fish fillet

Mushroomsmallow ( u know wat I mean)

Cotton swabs candy

Mommy, the things I  want are in red color. Love u too!

懲罰

I watched so much porn last night now the internet is dead. I have to steal the internet from a 3-year-old but his device is child-proof. 

程式

Now the net is repaired I can carry on with my pornathon.

個網終於聯翻我可以繼續式程馬拉松

Nurd

He is a nurturing kind of guy, I am wondering if he can nurture me as well.

佢咁識照顧人不如照顧埋我啦!

關股

Carerear is my career

Wipes are in car rear

關顧你後面喺我嘅專業

啲尿片嚮車尾炒埋一碟

共橙

Right before they went in, they took detours and swam in opposite direction: 

Daddy, this lady has orange peels on her legs, can we go somewhere else, please? 

But your uncle said she's ok!

Of course he's ok with her. It doesn't even affect him coz he's already borne! We don't want to have orange skin after we're borne! Plus it is very traumatic to us psychologically!!!

Orange has lots of Vitamin C though. It's good for your skin.

佢哋臨入去之前得然調頭，游向相反方向

爸爸我哋可唔可以去第二度呀？呢個女人個大脾有橙皮呀！

但係你哋阿叔都話佢OK噃！

佢梗喺OK啦，因為佢已經出咗世喇嘛，根本就影響唔到佢！我哋唔想出世之後有橙皮囉！
我哋依家已經有童年陰影喇！！！

但喺橙有豐富維他命C噃，對皮膚好噃！

求懲

有個小朋友話：又話唔會體罰嘅，咩都你講晒啦！ 

Begging With Irony 

停賽

我天天在家

騷擾我媽媽

Daily stay home

Annoy my mom