荀嘅

https://voxdev.org/topic/macroeconomics-growth/relationship-between-chinese-housing-and-marriage-markets
 結婚都喺想揾翻個盤嗟

ONE

 如果兩塊肉已經變成咗一塊肉，切開會好痛嫁，仲會流好多血同留疤痕添，都喺成塊上好啲。

When two pieces of meat have already merged into one piece, if you cut it apart, it will hurt a lot, bleed a lot and have scars, so it better stays in one piece. 

The Lord God fashioned into a woman the rib which he had taken from the man, and brought her to the man. The man said,“This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh;she shall be called Woman, Because she was taken out of Man.”For this reason a man shall leave his father and his mother, and be joined to his wife; and they shall become one flesh. (Genesis 2:22-24)

耶和華上帝用那根肋骨造成一個女人，帶到那人跟前。 23 那人說：「這才是我的同類，我骨中的骨，肉中的肉，要稱她為女人，因為她是從男人身上取出來的。」因此，人要離開父母，與妻子結合，二人成為一體。(創世記 2:22-24)

So husbands ought also to love their own wives as their own bodies. He who loves his own wife loves himself; for no one ever hated his own flesh, but nourishes and cherishes it, just as Christ also does the church (Ephesians 5:28-29)

丈 夫 也 當 照 樣 愛 妻 子 ， 如 同 愛 自 己 的 身 子 ； 愛 妻 子 便 是 愛 自 己 了 。從 來 沒 有 人 恨 惡 自 己 的 身 子 ， 總 是 保 養 顧 惜 ， 正 像 基 督 待 教 會 一 樣 (以 弗 所 書 5: 2-29)

Therefore what God has joined together, let no one separate." (Mark 10:9)

所 以 神 配 合 的 ， 人 不 可 分 開 。(馬 可 福 音 10:9)

https://quotesgram.com/spiritual-wedding-quotes/

合成香水中心藥房祝您哋合作成功!!!

Goodyear Perfume Centre and Pharmacy wishes you and your families to have a good year every year.

Goodyear Perfume Centre & Pharmacy 

合成香水中心藥房

HK Branch: 12 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

1/F Grand Right Centre, 10 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙咀金馬倫道12號

九龍尖沙咀金馬倫道10號宏威中心1樓

Tel: (852) 2369 3318

Fax: (852) 2369 0608

Macau Branch: 8 Travessa De S. Domingos, Macau

澳門議事亭前地板樟堂巷8號

Tel: (853) 2831 2267

Fax: (853) 2831 2274

E-mail info@goodyearperfumecentre.com

慣咗

當愛去到盡頭就要結婚，以至浪漫昇華為責任， 正所謂佢食硬你嫁嘞，認命啦你。

When love comes to a finish line you have to get married so that romance is sublimed into responsibility. That is why people say you are doomed. Just admit that you cannot live without her, you big chunk of ego.

錫錫

我個仔白滑水嫩，喺做BB嘅好材料！

My son is so soft and smooth, he is good baby material.

愛毛

毛毛聊聊

猩猩相識

捉虱長談

Chimpanion

恨福

待嫁中
代價中
Bridaholic
Wedaholic
Marriholic

花女

Earn money and buy flowers to wear.

買花花戴花花

枯乾

振夫剛 ?

 震夫肛。

女人唔喺攞嚟食住嘅喺攞嚟錫嘅，你想做滅绝人類嘅千古罪人定不孝子呀？你老婆幫你生咗成竇仔女你都咁對佢你喺咪忘恩負義反碗底呀？如果你個仔將來都咁對女人佢有冇可能冇仔送終呀？你個族譜會唔會好快完滿結束呀？唔洗再續啦! 你老婆蠢唔代表其他女人都喺咁蠢嫁噃! 你哋啲男人再喺咁對待女人喺咪想猩猩或者A.I.霸佔地球呀？
If you ruin or hurt a woman just because she does not listen to you, you or your son will be the limited edition of your family line. If all men are doing that, chimpanzees will take over the earth, very soon.
你們做丈夫的，要愛自己的妻子，就像基督也愛了教會，為她捨棄了自己。(以弗所書 5:25)
Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself up for it; (Ephesians 5:25)

面廢

女人梗喺要嚟生仔湊仔洗衫煮飯打掃嫁啦！唔喺要妳哋啲女人嚟做咩呀？

咁你哋啲男人呢？廢柴！

男人梗係要賺錢養家再湊仔洗衫煮飯打掃嫁啦！唔喺要你哋啲男人嚟做咩呀？

如果女人靜喺洗衫煮飯咁要個degree嚟做咩呀？

梗喺要嚟賺錢買花戴啦！唔喺要個degree嚟做咩呀？

戴到成頭都喺花你估夏威夷咩！

咁咪買鑽石買靚衫去旅行囉唔喺賺咁多錢嚟做咩呀！

嗰啲錢唔喺應該都喺老公俾嫁咩？

喺噃，咁咪用啲錢參加興趣班跳吓降落傘咁囉。老公唔俾嗰啲就用自己錢買。

咁如果老公孤寒專制到咩都唔俾呢？

咁咪唔好鬼嫁佢囉，大姑娘何患無夫呢？

太遲喇，嫁咗好多年喇。。。

咁就要叫佢參加我哋呢個Dictator Anonymous喇, 每個星期日喺我屋企聚會，攞張小冊子返去睇吓。我哋呢個組織喺全球各地都有，幫助啲獨裁家庭成員改過自新，尤其喺啲丈夫，因為男尊女卑嚮地球上仍然喺一個好嚴重嘅問題。火星就唔同嘞，因為冇人。

You are supposed to give birth, raise kids, do laundry, cook and clean as a woman! Otherwise, why do we even need you women? 

What about men, jerk?

Men are supposed to make money to provide for the family, plus to raise kids, do laundry, cook and clean! Why do we need men otherwise?

If women are supposed to only cook and clean, why do we even need a degree?

Use it to make money and buy flowers something like that.

Use all my money to buy flowers? Do you think I have a floral business or something?

Why not? Or you can use the money to buy diamonds, fancy clothes or use it to travel.

Shouldn't a husband pay for all that?

You're right, my bad. Then use the money pay for some workshops or go skydiving. Use it to pay for something that your husband never allows.

What if my husband so stingy and controlling that he doesn't allow me to do anything? Then I have to pay for everything!

Don't marry him then! There's a lot of fish in the ocean.

Too late, my husband and I have been married for decades...

Then you should ask him to join our Dictator Anonymous, we meet every Sunday at my place, this is our bulletin. We are an international organization and is well established globally, helping lots of families to rehabilitate their dictating family members, especially the husband. Because male domination is still a very serious problem on planet earth. The issue has been resolved in Mars since long time ago, because there's no human.

打佢

佢將會永遠留喺我嘅思憶裡面。

Hiccups Forever!

面傷

娶妳同剷除妳對要面嘅男人嚟講都喺一線之差

There is a fine line between marry-you and bury-you to a guy who likes to save face.

使命

MODEL=魔道

摸到。。。骨

佢做嘢摩到呢

喂妳踩夠未呀

我要保衛家庭
妳又噏乜春呀
老公摸到魔道

剷除邪魔外道

皆因非常嫉妒

Look at those bony bxtches! They must have bad temper and smoke pod or something, that's why they're so skinny...and they must have shots of growth hormone when they're young, that's why they're so tall!

What's your problem?

I'm just protecting my family here!

What're you talking about?

My husband's staring at those girls! It's totally inappropriate for a married man to do that!

You're at a fashion show, woman!

王飛

依家呢個年代唔用白馬，咁我喺咪應該等我個白車王子嚟俾個真愛之吻救我逃出生天呀？吓？!喂!

唔好扮聽唔到, 我講緊你呀!!!冇白車，白直升機白777豪華客機都得嫁，我唔介意嫁!
Nowadays, we do not have prince charming riding a white horse anymore. So should I wait for the prince charming driving a white Ferrari to come and give me a true love kiss and rescue me? Hello? Anybody here? Do not pretend that you cannot hear me! I am talking about you! If you do not have a white Ferrari, a white helicopter or a white 777 private jet is also fine with me, I do not mind!

夫凄

溫馨提示: 

老公你日理萬機，成日都喺我瞓著後先返嚟瞓，又喺我瞓醒之前就已經出咗去，仲忙到從來都冇俾家用，辛苦你喇老公，我知你咁善忘都喺為咗我哋嘅將來，我會體諒你嘅，你唔想我做嘢都喺為我好唔想我咁辛苦，你愛我我喺知道嘅，你就喺一個咁溫柔體貼嘅男人。我最近都幾好，靜喺件衫穿咗一個你個頭咁大嘅窿炙，日日都可以執垃圾食，我哋依家住緊呢個天橋底風涼水冷，地方又夠寬敞，我好鍾意呀! 希望可以幫輕吓你，你唔洗咁擔心我㗎喇，專心追求你嘅事業同理想啦！努力呀老公，我等你嘅好消息。

最愛你的愛上

Love Note: 

Honey I know that your company grows so fast that you always come back after I fall asleep and out for work before I wake up. You are so busy to even pay bills, you are such a hard working man. I know that you become so forgetful only for our future, I understand. And you do not want me to have a job so that I can live a comfortable life, that is how sweet you are. I am living a good life right now, I can pick up garbage to eat and I love living under this bridge, it is so spacious that I enjoy it a lot. I know that will take a little burden off your shoulders. So you do not have to worry about me, just focus on fighting for your career. Keep up the good works, honey, I am waiting for your good news.

The one who loves you always.

默契

I am telling my finance,' I'm getting married on July 7 this year, and you?'

我同我個未婚夫講:「我今年七月七號結婚喇，你呢？」

呼君

一日不見如隔生抽

一月不見如隔老抽

一直不見如監生揪

擔心

五年後你個五歲嘅仔睇到你哋五年前嘅結婚相就會問: 媽媽你哋結婚嗰陣全部人一齊病病呀？咁你同爸爸講完我願意之後點錫錫呀？仲有你哋食唔食到紅豆沙呀？

It is 2025, your five year old son sees your 2020 wedding pictures and asks: mom, was everybody sick at your wedding? How did you and daddy even kiss after saying I do? Did you eat cake?

沮喪

諗 VS 攬

Virtual VS Reality

加油

我又明啦，取西經同娶老婆一樣，要上火焰山，又要大戰牛魔王，歷盡艱辛，打走晒啲蜘蛛精白骨精狐狸精，穿過女兒國都不為所動，經過一連串嘅考驗證明佢有耐力又捱得又專一，然後就娶得。

Rare

又話你喺屬於我嘅，攪咗三年，連一成熟都冇，睇嚟你真喺好唔成熟。