當我食朱古力就有戀愛嘅感覺。男朋友？慳啲啦你，尤其是歧視我窮嗰啲。
When I eat chocolate I am in love. Boyfriend? No need. Especially those who discriminate me because I am broke.
Showing posts with label relationship. Show all posts
Showing posts with label relationship. Show all posts
Sunday, June 7, 2020
Saturday, June 6, 2020
喳咋
I told someone if he bought me butter egg rolls, chocolates and ice-cream I will forgive him. But suddenly I did not think I could forgive him anymore so I took the risk of possibly eating garbage soon and bought them myself today. But he has never given me even a penny since the beginning, why did I even tell him that?
我同佢講如果佢買朱古力, 蛋卷同埋雪糕俾我食我就會原諒佢, 但喺我突然覺得佢罪無可恕所以我今日冒住好快要食垃圾嘅危險自己買咗。不過其實佢由頭到尾一毫子都冇俾過我佢又點會買嘢俾我食吖, 我嗰陣講嚟都多餘嫁。
Saturday, May 23, 2020
Tuesday, May 19, 2020
枯乾
振夫剛 ?
震夫肛。
女人唔喺攞嚟食住嘅喺攞嚟錫嘅，你想做滅绝人類嘅千古罪人定不孝子呀？你老婆幫你生咗成竇仔女你都咁對佢你喺咪忘恩負義反碗底呀？如果你個仔將來都咁對女人佢有冇可能冇仔送終呀？你個族譜會唔會好快完滿結束呀？唔洗再續啦! 你老婆蠢唔代表其他女人都喺咁蠢嫁噃! 你哋啲男人再喺咁對待女人喺咪想猩猩或者A.I.霸佔地球呀？
If you ruin or hurt a woman just because she does not listen to you, you or your son will be the limited edition of your family line. If all men are doing that, chimpanzees will take over the earth, very soon.
你們做丈夫的，要愛自己的妻子，就像基督也愛了教會，為她捨棄了自己。(以弗所書 5:25)
Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself up for it; (Ephesians 5:25)
If you ruin or hurt a woman just because she does not listen to you, you or your son will be the limited edition of your family line. If all men are doing that, chimpanzees will take over the earth, very soon.
你們做丈夫的，要愛自己的妻子，就像基督也愛了教會，為她捨棄了自己。(以弗所書 5:25)
Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself up for it; (Ephesians 5:25)
Monday, May 18, 2020
次序
Grow old together? You should be together before you grow old! What if you grow so old that you die? Then you cannot be together anymore!
Sunday, May 17, 2020
Saturday, May 16, 2020
面傷
娶妳同剷除妳對要面嘅男人嚟講都喺一線之差
There is a fine line between marry-you and bury-you to a guy who likes to save face.
Thursday, May 14, 2020
追鳩
古人既有智慧，亦講粗口，請看以下例子
關關雎鳩 在河之洲 窈窕淑女 君子好逑
唔怪得之我冇人追求啦！
求之不得 寤寐思服 悠哉悠哉 輾轉反側。
唔怪之得我瞓唔着啦！
被蛀: 娶自<<關雎>> , 朝代先秦, 作者佚名
Tuesday, May 12, 2020
默契
I am telling my finance,' I'm getting married on July 7 this year, and you?'
我同我個未婚夫講:「我今年七月七號結婚喇，你呢？」
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