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Honey, mommy is going shopping today, please add the things you want on the list and send it back to me. Love ya!

Cream of corn ice

Potatoes chips

Carrots cake

Apples pie

Milkshake

Chicken breasts Mcnuggets

O'Fish fillet

Mushroomsmallow ( u know wat I mean)

Cotton swabs candy

Mommy, the things I  want are in red color. Love u too!

網爸

After a whole night of pornathon, the internet mated so much it entered into a coma. Now it  finally wakes up but so pregnant that it has to do everything in slow motion.

芳齡

開冷氣又凍唔開冷氣又熱到底你想我點炙？

咁妳就要了解吓潮熱同熱潮嘅分別加埋潮冷同潮式打冷嘅分別喇!

I'm hot when the air conditioning's off and cold when the air conditioning's on, what exactly do you want from me?!!!

Flash Conditioning.

What the heck are you talking about?!!!

Men do not stop.

擔心

五年後你個五歲嘅仔睇到你哋五年前嘅結婚相就會問: 媽媽你哋結婚嗰陣全部人一齊病病呀？咁你同爸爸講完我願意之後點錫錫呀？仲有你哋食唔食到紅豆沙呀？

It is 2025, your five year old son sees your 2020 wedding pictures and asks: mom, was everybody sick at your wedding? How did you and daddy even kiss after saying I do? Did you eat cake?

唔底

基本法48條12項及羅馬書5:8 

Basic Law Article 48 (12) & Romans 5:8

民主

如果大部份小朋友要玩一二三紅綠燈

我哋唔會走去玩狐狸先生幾多點嫁噃

小朋友行街街去食雪糕定飲珍珠奶茶

冇大人向度時都喺少數服從多數㗎噃

We kids are serious about democracy, you see.

慘死

We are all sinners and Christ still died for us

我們都是罪人而基督仍替我們死

孝順

為啲老母

討回公道

Treat your mom better

Because they are bitter

易啲

LegCo 2020 and CE 2022

HKers' Dual Electionships

企鵝

好面善

Look Familiar

改進

人權要爭取

唔啱要勸佢

Tell the truth with love

天才

愛上小飛象

Ear Wings

錫身

擁母派

Your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit

Stand up for God and take good care of it

團圓

嫦娥話想要人權

玉兔話想要民主

月亮話想要自由

上帝唔鍾意互毆

大家和平賀中秋

Mid-Autumn Festival

Very Human Rightful

Peaceful and Liberal

A democratic people

Godly Holy Spiritual

血圓

嫦娥同姨媽一齊嚟探我

真喺花好月圓可喜可賀
Chinese Blood

很美

條鏈都嘅靚呀

唱得嘅好聽呀

Beautiful  Chains

Beautiful Singing

幫嗎

我們的國家
We need your help

包容

香港中國你都有份

記得人人以禮待人

香港自然更加吸引

Ladies and Gentlemen

Examples  to Children

輻射

Do not touch my knees
Stop making nose itchy

Nor induce any sneeze
Psycho needs therapies

撒旦嘅助手

喺時候收手

你再不回頭

朝着火湖走