Showing posts with label family. Show all posts
Showing posts with label family. Show all posts

Thursday, December 2, 2021

禱豆

 我老豆個肝有3個水瘤,最大嗰個有13cm長,要做手術,但喺又話啲血可能有問題,要驗清楚先儆得手術。懇請各位主內嘅弟兄姊妹幫我老豆祈禱,等佢能夠康復健健康康,並在財政上能夠負擔手術醫療費,謝謝幫忙,願上帝祝福您。

My dad has 3 hepatic cysts/ tumors in his liver. The biggest one is 13cm long and he needs a surgery. However, the doctor said my dad's blood may also have problems so he needs a thorough body check or even treatment so that he can get the surgery done more safely. Dear brothers and sisters in Christ, please pray for my dad for his recovery, health and his finance so that he can afford to pay for his medical bills. Thank you and may God bless you all.

Thursday, March 11, 2021

老母

 

https://alccorting.wordpress.com/2011/10/19/one-big-happy-family/
 

46 While Jesus was still talking to the crowd, his mother and brothers stood outside, wanting to speak to him. 47 Someone told him, “Your mother and brothers are standing outside, wanting to speak to you.”48 He replied to him, “Who is my mother, and who are my brothers?” 49 Pointing to his disciples, he said, “Here are my mother and my brothers. 50 For whoever does the will of my Father in heaven is my brother and sister and mother.” (Matthew 12:46-50)

You dried beefs better do the will of our Heavenly Father and Respect Me, Your Mother!!! You mother fffff......k.....kiddos.....You child.....................ishes.

耶穌還對眾人說話的時候,不料他母親和他弟兄站在外邊,要與他說話。有人告訴他說:看哪,你母親和你弟兄站在外邊,要與你說話。他卻回答那人說:誰是我的母親?誰是我的弟兄?就伸手指著門徒,說:看哪,我的母親,我的弟兄。凡遵行我天父旨意的人,就是我的弟兄姐妹和母親了。(馬太福音 12: 46-50)

您哋班粉腸做上帝旨意嘅事然後尊重你老母我呀你滷味!!!

Note: Money is not everything but Honey is

Sunday, December 20, 2020

做冬

http://www.am1470.com/hot_topics_detail.php?i=3499

飯聚令 

When something is the longest and the other thing is the shortest, we should eat together as a family. It is called Making Winter in Chinese.

We eat Tong Yuen (glutinous rice dumplings) for dessert. It symbolizes completeness, togetherness and reunion.
https://health.udn.com/health/story/6037/5102477

Friday, June 19, 2020

親情

The followings are the exact wordings of my message online with my dear family after they rejected my requests and insulted me multiple times:
上次已經揀咗仲睇埋你唔肯俾我搬嗟你兩日前先遲咗成個鐘我嗰日遲10分鐘因為腳腫咗你兩公婆當街鬧我,跟住又差開話題又話我有病要睇醫生先俾我搬又話我死人熊度又話我個人格有問題所以唔會俾我搬當街當行, 態度, 之前講好咗第二日我一決定到就同業主講結果我決定咗你就話睇医生呀死人態度呀人格呀嗰D嘢我喺度俾人㩒住搶同入屋偷嘢,又恐嚇冇咗成二萬蚊喺咪你賠俾我我仲要草錢交學費你哋叫我番嚟既目的喺咪想害我麻煩你單声我揀D好鍾意又平嘅你哋就Ban,你揀D我唔中意嘅你哋就迫我住點解可以咁陰毒想我死?冇嘢留到俾你哋嫁噃我尋日D食物又俾人放蟲未開嘅,打開包裝裏面滿晒蟻樓上條友講話佢地撒旦教我都知呢區出街俾人偷二千蚁,八達通都偷埋几千蚊卷俾人偷街市俾人用cutter指住嚟恐嚇揾箱Dang我根本就唔安全人命同金錢都唔安全唔好再迫我啦你想我死可以出声嫁,等我睇吓點避開你哋囉麻煩哂 i found one that is under 7000 more than 200 sq ft your dad banned it because of you he tried to prove that you are better than me the good ones already stolen i found several of them because you don't let me move they stole them already we already found the ones that matched and we looked at them together, the very next day, you started talking about my attitude, my personality, you and your dear wife even called me crazy.on the street and you agreed on those and told me to make decision the next day then the next day you said no you wanted me to see doctors about my brain in order to let me move i showed you all the evidence you still called me crazy on the street.you want to ruin my reputation and ruin my career your dad, your wife and you I know why I still cannot find a job now I already looked at 8 of them and I found the one that I like you guys banned all of them even you said I can make the decision and I made it then you banned it you said you are busy and I should look for it, after I found them, you and your (dad) banned them do u want me to waste my whole life looking for an apartment and never be able to move and lose everything, we already found the ones that matched and we looked at them together, the very next day, you started talking about my attitude, my personality, you and your dear wife even called me crazy. I found them online and we looked at them together, and you said you will let me make the decision, then you said you wont let me move because  I refuse to see the doctor about my brain. And let me emphasize, my brain is in good condition, by God's grace. last time I spent 3 months, looking for it and negotiate it. you and your dear father banned it this time I found something even similar to where our whole family used to live, and you guys banned it again. you and your dear father banned it again.I am the one who live there and I am the one who is suffering and you don't even let me make my own choice. actually I looked at 10 of them already. i already pick them and you already looked at them, you promise I can pick those and you banned it after I made the decision, in the district that you like we look at 3 of them And I already looked at 10 of them your dad said he want you to find a place for me to move asap after he banned my ideas. i just know that other area is safer according to my experience maybe this area has lots of poor and under educated people, and they worships fake gods that's why
Note: in order to protect their privacy, I omitted their message

Tuesday, June 16, 2020

巫圍

有個老人家提醒我唔好夾胸如果唔喺會有皺紋,即係咒語。。。皺乳,果然經驗豐富,不過我見佢哋兩位唔喺咁融洽背對背咁hea埋兩邊,又冇咩人支持,差啲就點肚臍,所以儘量扶持,我喺失業人士,個人比較鬆弛,通常任佢飛馳,避飛釘先扶持。。。嗟!
An elderly told me not to squeeze too often or I would have wrinkles in the valley, very good piece of advice. But it has been hard for me to see the sisters turn their backs towards each other and hide themselves in the corners, and they almost reach the level of my belly button, that is why I have been trying to give them some support. I am still unemployed. And I am very relaxed no matter my personality or my body due to gravity, so I usually let the sisters fly freely in the air (under my shirt), I give them support only when the centers of the targets try to show, and of course my belly button needs some personal space, you know?

Sunday, June 7, 2020

操控

Watch "Balloon" and think why do they want to risk their and their children's lives to leave
試睇吓"奇蹟熱氣球"思想點解佢哋冒住一家大細嘅生命危險都要走
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Saturday, June 6, 2020

錫錫

我個仔白滑水嫩,喺做BB嘅好材料!
My son is so soft and smooth, he is good baby material.

Sunday, May 24, 2020

網爸

After a whole night of pornathon, the internet mated so much it entered into a coma. Now it  finally wakes up but so pregnant that it has to do everything in slow motion.

哥太

阿倫布哥,你幾時再帶我去探險炙,發現咗就霸晒成個大陸我哋雙宿雙棲唔洗再捱貴租,起到間屋大一大都得啦!
Chris honey, when are we going for an adventure again? When we discover another one we can keep the whole continent to ourselves, grow roots and bear fruits, multiply ourselves to the edge of the land. Then we do not even have to worry about the stupid rents and bills and we can build our house(s) or mansion(s) as huge as possible, by God's grace. I think the land will be kind of too big to walk around, by God's grace, we can ship solar buses there for transportations and park them in columns for everyone to use. And do you know how am I going to name the buses?

Saturday, May 23, 2020

芳齡

開冷氣又凍唔開冷氣又熱到底你想我點炙?
咁妳就要了解吓潮熱同熱潮嘅分別加埋潮冷同潮式打冷嘅分別喇!
I'm hot when the air conditioning's off and cold when the air conditioning's on, what exactly do you want from me?!!!
Flash Conditioning.
What the heck are you talking about?!!!
Men do not stop.

Sunday, May 17, 2020

面廢

女人梗喺要嚟生仔湊仔洗衫煮飯打掃嫁啦!唔喺要妳哋啲女人嚟做咩呀?
咁你哋啲男人呢?廢柴!
男人梗係要賺錢養家再湊仔洗衫煮飯打掃嫁啦!唔喺要你哋啲男人嚟做咩呀?
如果女人靜喺洗衫煮飯咁要個degree嚟做咩呀?
梗喺要嚟賺錢買花戴啦!唔喺要個degree嚟做咩呀?
戴到成頭都喺花你估夏威夷咩!
咁咪買鑽石買靚衫去旅行囉唔喺賺咁多錢嚟做咩呀!
嗰啲錢唔喺應該都喺老公俾嫁咩?
喺噃,咁咪用啲錢參加興趣班跳吓降落傘咁囉。老公唔俾嗰啲就用自己錢買。
咁如果老公孤寒專制到咩都唔俾呢?
咁咪唔好鬼嫁佢囉,大姑娘何患無夫呢?
太遲喇,嫁咗好多年喇。。。
咁就要叫佢參加我哋呢個Dictator Anonymous喇, 每個星期日喺我屋企聚會,攞張小冊子返去睇吓。我哋呢個組織喺全球各地都有,幫助啲獨裁家庭成員改過自新,尤其喺啲丈夫,因為男尊女卑嚮地球上仍然喺一個好嚴重嘅問題。火星就唔同嘞,因為冇人。
You are supposed to give birth, raise kids, do laundry, cook and clean as a woman! Otherwise, why do we even need you women? 
What about men, jerk?
Men are supposed to make money to provide for the family, plus to raise kids, do laundry, cook and clean! Why do we need men otherwise?
If women are supposed to only cook and clean, why do we even need a degree?
Use it to make money and buy flowers something like that.
Use all my money to buy flowers? Do you think I have a floral business or something?
Why not? Or you can use the money to buy diamonds, fancy clothes or use it to travel.
Shouldn't a husband pay for all that?
You're right, my bad. Then use the money pay for some workshops or go skydiving. Use it to pay for something that your husband never allows.
What if my husband so stingy and controlling that he doesn't allow me to do anything? Then I have to pay for everything!
Don't marry him then! There's a lot of fish in the ocean.
Too late, my husband and I have been married for decades...
Then you should ask him to join our Dictator Anonymous, we meet every Sunday at my place, this is our bulletin. We are an international organization and is well established globally, helping lots of families to rehabilitate their dictating family members, especially the husband. Because male domination is still a very serious problem on planet earth. The issue has been resolved in Mars since long time ago, because there's no human.



淘宝

全靠互聯網
我生仔有望
I may have to deliver my son through the internet.

Friday, May 15, 2020

使命

MODEL=魔道
摸到。。。骨
佢做嘢摩到呢
喂妳踩夠未呀
我要保衛家庭
妳又噏乜春呀
老公摸到魔道
剷除邪魔外道
皆因非常嫉妒
Look at those bony bxtches! They must have bad temper and smoke pod or something, that's why they're so skinny...and they must have shots of growth hormone when they're young, that's why they're so tall!
What's your problem?
I'm just protecting my family here!
What're you talking about?
My husband's staring at those girls! It's totally inappropriate for a married man to do that!
You're at a fashion show, woman!

Tuesday, May 5, 2020

傲游

你知唔知點解一個卵子需要幾百萬粒精子先有可能受孕?
因為男人唔肯問路囉。(鳴謝阿Joyce講故仔)
Do you know why we need millions of sperms to fertilize one egg? 
Because men never ask for direction! (Note: Thanks Joyce for the joke)

九分

小朋友: 我家姐喺大懶蛇呀!
我: 大懶蛇嚟咬你大肚耽呀!
Food Chain Among Siblings.

Friday, May 1, 2020

嚟緊

一個月一次,冇糧出,出住血先啦,起碼有個生仔嘅希望吖,即使第時如果有糧出,除非我啲BB遇到心怡嘅對象啦,否則都希望啲血繼續準時出啦,如果唔喺我啲BB會好唔開心嫁。不過如果上帝喜歡的話,冇血出正喺有仔生都唔拒嫁,不過唔啱規矩囉,但喺規矩喺上帝定嫁嗻,你睇呀瑪利亞就知啦。
The once a month thing has finally arrived, not money though, but at least it gives me the hope of having my own children, even if I have the monthly income in the future, unless my babies meet someone they like in my belly,  or else I still prefer the other monthly thing continues to come visit, otherwise my babies will be very unhappy. If God really wants, I can give birth without the monthly red thing even though that is not quite following the rules. But who sets the rules? God. Haven't we learned anything from Mary the virgin?

Saturday, September 21, 2019