大器

我知道牛奶喺滑腸，但喺唔喺滑成咁呀Fa，我以前住牛奶平啲嘅地方4L喺咁隊當水飲都冇事，2011年番香港都日日隊1L奶嫁啦，乜事都冇，2018年番嚟次次飲親奶就好似噴射機飛飛吓被擊落咁，又響又臭又爆，收皮啦，遊武器!

I know that milk can improve number 2, but is it not too 2? I used to constantly flood 4L milk right into my throat like drinking water when I was living in a cheaper dairy place, I had no problem. Even when I came back to Hong Kong in 2011, I had no problem drinking a liter of milk everyday. But since I came back to Hong Kong again in 2018, every time I drink milk, my body acts like an old motor boat sailing then get hit by multiple torpedos, i.e. loud, stinky and explosive!  F OFF!!! YOU FXCKING LAME GAME PSYCHO WEAPON!!!