禮物

當合桃做咗糕之後，喺冇咁苦嘅，襯年新年，終於嚮苦中帶俾我生命中少少甜頭，不過苦又唔喺一定全部唔好嘅，起碼可以訓練我個腦點樣可以掙扎求存。。。叮嘛。仲有啲蝴蝶。。。酥硬脛，喺都唔肯飛走，堅持要留嚮我身邊，直至飛入我個胃為止，唔怪之得我乜都怯啦! 啲蝴蝶入咗胃都乸佢唔死生鈎鈎嚮裏面亂飛亂撞，唔驚就假喇，名乎其實生蟲UM。

After the pecans are made into candies, they are not as bitter anymore. Just like my bitter life has become a little sweeter in this Chinese New Year. But the bitterness may not be all bad. At least it can train my brain how to struggle through life. Also my life has been such a big failure. But this Chinese New Year I may be able to become palmier after I consume the Palmiers my family bought me, at least in terms of getting my stomach filled.

操控

Watch "Balloon" and think why do they want to risk their and their children's lives to leave

試睇吓"奇蹟熱氣球"思想點解佢哋冒住一家大細嘅生命危險都要走

生活

肛袱鄉講匙袋夾麵
Dried Tofu

哥太

阿倫布哥，你幾時再帶我去探險炙，發現咗就霸晒成個大陸我哋雙宿雙棲唔洗再捱貴租，起到間屋大一大都得啦!

Chris honey, when are we going for an adventure again? When we discover another one we can keep the whole continent to ourselves, grow roots and bear fruits, multiply ourselves to the edge of the land. Then we do not even have to worry about the stupid rents and bills and we can build our house(s) or mansion(s) as huge as possible, by God's grace. I think the land will be kind of too big to walk around, by God's grace, we can ship solar buses there for transportations and park them in columns for everyone to use. And do you know how am I going to name the buses?

富神

貪慕虛榮？傻啦，淨喺想施施酷酷享受埋下半世嗟! 如果真喺咁有錢，最好冇人知添，費事D人妒忌啦!D人妒忌起上嚟，輕則又偷又搶，嚴重D連條命仔都保唔住呀!冇人知又點會榮呢？虚？咁好享受，施施酷酷，又有好嘢食，又有靚衫著，又有大屋住，又可以環遊世界，仲養到自己肥肥白白，點會虛呀？仲好充實添!襯肺炎期等我廢諗吓都得掛。

Vanity? Not really!I just want to live comfortably and enjoy life for the rest of my time before Jesus comes back again. If I am really that rich, it is better nobody else knows. When people get jealous, they will steal, destroy and rob, they will even kill me. If nobody knows, I will not get any glory from richness, I will not get famous nor get flattered by anyone. Fame is not my cup of tea. However, if I can be able to have good food to eat, beautiful clothes to wear, big house to live, if I can travel around the world comfortably, how vain can that be? I can feel it, I can touch it, I can taste it, it gives pleasure to my eyes, it gives me a healthy body to do different things I enjoy. It is solid and real. My life and my tummy will be filled, not empty at all. If the pneumonia does not give me insomnia, let me dream, a little bit.

加油

我又明啦，取西經同娶老婆一樣，要上火焰山，又要大戰牛魔王，歷盡艱辛，打走晒啲蜘蛛精白骨精狐狸精，穿過女兒國都不為所動，經過一連串嘅考驗證明佢有耐力又捱得又專一，然後就娶得。

民主

如果大部份小朋友要玩一二三紅綠燈

我哋唔會走去玩狐狸先生幾多點嫁噃

小朋友行街街去食雪糕定飲珍珠奶茶

冇大人向度時都喺少數服從多數㗎噃

We kids are serious about democracy, you see.

福國

以 耶 和 華 為 神 的 ，那 國 是 有 福 的 ！祂 所 揀 選 為 自 己 產 業 的 ，那 民 是 有 福 的 ！(詩 篇 33:12)

Happy is the nation whose God is the Lord— the people he has chosen to be his own possession! (Psalm 33:12)

雙愛

點樣先算喺愛國愛港呀？

How to love Hong Kong China?

骨散

Will evildoers never understand? They consume my people as they consume bread; they do not call on God.Then they will be filled with dread— dread like no other— because God will scatter the bones of those who besiege you. You will put them to shame, for God has rejected them. (Psalm 53:4-5)

作 孽 的 沒 有 知 識 麼 ？ 他 們 吞 吃 我 的 百 姓 如 同 吃 飯 一 樣 ， 並 不 求 告 神 。 他 們 在 無 可 懼 怕 之 處 就 大 大 害 怕 ， 因 為 神 把 那 安 營 攻 擊 你 之 人 的 骨 頭 散 開 了 。 你 使 他 們 蒙 羞 ， 因 為 神 棄 絕 了 他 們 。(詩 篇 53:3-4)

唔靚

我都喺苦口婆心

唔想你哋要聯針

唔想你阿媽傷心

Would you like your wedding pictures to look good

Beautiful and handsome and no need to wear hoods

損失

大家都是為國家好

請選擇正確的道路

Human Rights are for the good sake of China

Make sure it is a right way to strive protesters

索償

絞痛費好貴

我出唔倒嚟
After severe pain
Lost but not gain
No Pain No Pain

好慶

12 hours of physical tortures in my stomach and guts

The devil used psychotronic tortures to drive me nuts
Wasting  of  limited food through my mouth and butt
I have lost so much because of them that must be cut
九月三十日九時十五分至九國慶日九時左右

我個胃部被精神電子攻擊十二小時劇痛屙嘔
浪費我僅有的食物時間金錢亦把我健康搶走
我祈求此武器從宇宙中毀滅並制裁幕後黑手

Evil

Still hurting after 4 hours following vomiting and diarrhea

Please continue to pray in Christ's Name to deliver me from evil
Thank you brothers and sisters in Jesus Christ Our Lord and Savior
4小時的虐待仍然繼續，請繼續奉主耶穌的名為我祈禱
謝謝你們主內弟兄姊妹

生勝

據理力爭

舉脷力爭

Reason to Strive

Achieve It Alive

照鏡

又矮又圓又多肉

Shorty Roundy Meaty

好熱

衫厚熝麵

I am hot by God's grace

人嗎

當有人遙佢咁不停整到你打乞嗤留鼻水你會點

你認為佢地有權唔需要承擔責任咁害你身體嗎 

What would you do if someone remotely makes you sneeze and nose running for hours

Do you think they have the right to hurt your body without taking any bad consequence

得寵

我真的很想不理

因為實在太可悲

神要我出生此地

要我令世界更美

我愛祂死心塌地

祂想重用的有你

World beautifying missionary

Mission involves you and me