冰圓

冰肥淋, 淋肥不亂。

Frozen...Fat, Let it go, Let it go, Let the fat fill up my body.

腹肌

「好心你就修吓身啦，你再肥落去我驚我接受唔到呀! 」我對住個鏡講。

「個鏡肥關你咩事炙，由得佢啦！我哋Fit咪得囉! 」我40吋腩對住我講。

'Would you lose some weight please? I'm afraid I can't accept it anymore if you continue to be fat like this!' I said to the mirror.

'It's none of your business how fat the mirror is, let him be! As long as we're fit we're okay!' My 40 inch belly said to me

饑饉

去西餐廳食嘢，尤其同妳條識咗冇耐嘅仔去，最緊要唔好拘泥煩人肉節。。。繁文縟節， 唔好理人點睇，落手落腳，親力親為，如果唔喺食唔到骨之間同黐住骨嗰啲肉咁咪蝕底曬！正一傻豬豬嚟嘅！

手指公規條: 當你食嘢嘅時候妳將會由閨秀變怪獸，撮盡全力利用妳面前所見到嘅所有去吸納最多嘅營養, 食完之後再變番龜獸都唔遲。一個男人。

When you go to a high end restaurant, especially when you go with your new boyfriend, do not worry about manners that much, do not care about what other people think, you have to use your hands and direct contacts, or else you cannot eat the meat in between and the meat that sticks to the bones. Then you lose, you silly head!

Rule of thumb: Remember, when you eat you are a beast, you are not a lady anymore, Get the most nutrients from what you have in front of you. After the meal, you can change back to whatever you want. A MAN.

美圖

人瘦保險

人獸保險

If you look like a beast, when you lose the weight, you will look like a beast.

藤條

香港身

Athlete's Body

粉果

盒骨油酲

Balance

索女

妳咁嘅年紀唔應該食咁多肥腻嘢嫁!

咩咁嘅年紀呀而家我咩年紀呀咩肥呀你隻眼見到肥呀？吓？你而家講唔講呀？講清楚咩肥年紀呀!講呀!

You shouldn't eat so much fatty food at your age!

What do you mean at my age? What age? What fat? Which one of your eyes do you see fat? Huh? How come you don't say it? You better make it clear! What fatty age? Say it!!!

迫我

我住緊嗰幢毫宅。。。好窄

The mansion I am living in.......do not even mention it.......narrow burrow burial

情肉

我D肥肉陪咗我好幾十年嫁喇，我哋仲一齊出生入死添，我唔捨得佢哋呀，都喺唔減喇!

My fat and I have been through thick and thin together for decades, I am going to miss him a lot..........maybe I should keep on eating, I do not want to lose him.

使命

MODEL=魔道

摸到。。。骨

佢做嘢摩到呢

喂妳踩夠未呀

我要保衛家庭
妳又噏乜春呀
老公摸到魔道

剷除邪魔外道

皆因非常嫉妒

Look at those bony bxtches! They must have bad temper and smoke pod or something, that's why they're so skinny...and they must have shots of growth hormone when they're young, that's why they're so tall!

What's your problem?

I'm just protecting my family here!

What're you talking about?

My husband's staring at those girls! It's totally inappropriate for a married man to do that!

You're at a fashion show, woman!

追鳩

古人既有智慧，亦講粗口，請看以下例子

關關雎鳩   在河之洲   窈窕淑女   君子好逑

唔怪得之我冇人追求啦！

求之不得   寤寐思服   悠哉悠哉   輾轉反側。

唔怪之得我瞓唔着啦！

被蛀: 娶自<<關雎>> , 朝代先秦, 作者佚名

Oops

我有橙皮。。。嚮我大脾

I accidentally dropped some orange peels on my inner thighs.

六福

冇肚腩嘅男人相當吸引

我遇過一個佢仲輕過我

Bellyless men are very attractive

I met one and him I can easily lift

Crime

你喺唔喺人嚟嫁，冇肚腩，自己檢討吓啦！拉佢啦阿Sir！

He does not have a belly, this guy has serious issue, he should repent or be put in jail!

好味

千祈唔好有肚腩

正所謂腹垂難收

My Four Horizontal Packs

You will not get them back