人差

煙民迫你食二手煙

差人迫你食催淚煙

Second hand tobacco smoke

First  hand  tear  gas  smoke

雜彈

到底人命健康重要

抑或交通暢順重要
Health  and  lives more important
Or smooth traffic more important

帛金

 HK$1800 per month = HK$21600 per year
PLUS Medical & Funeral Bills
每月1800港元=每年21600港元
再加上醫療及殮葬費

菸事

食魚魚快高長大

食菸菸好快死晒
Tartar sauce
VS
Tar Tar Source

問號

林則徐因鴉片毒害人民虎門銷煙
林鄭月娥會否因愛港人全面禁煙
Do all Lams ban smoking?

你呢

我們親愛的領導習伯伯戒了煙嘍!!!

Our beloved leader Xi Jinping quit smoking!!!

How about you?

CIA

上年七月我翻來香港我嘅出生地
有好多人圍住我食煙我避無可避
有啲人揸住支點著嘅煙行行企企
仲喺我前面同側邊點煙撩事逗非
冇人同我嗌交都沙聲兼成身煙味
無啦啦行行吓街都要閉氣同扲鼻
廿年嚟第一次發燒因為嗰啲毒氣
個阿媽推住BB吞雲吐霧毫無避忌
個阿爸對住個女噴煙兼口沫橫飛
啲細路笑住迎接兇手同殺人兇器
我個鼻咽喉痛緊唔好要我生癌死
I came back to my birth place Hong Kong since July, 2018 

A lot of people have been smoking around me on the street

Many times they hold lit cigarettes walking along the street

Pretty  often  they light cigarettes right before or next to me

I often have hoarse voice even when no one argues with me

About  several  months  ago I had my first fever in 20 years

This mom was smoking while pushing a baby in the stroller

A dad was smoking while talking with smiley little daughter

Children do not even know the smoker parents are murderers

Now my nasopharynx hurts and I do not want to have cancer

愛國

我不算周遊列國   但我應該有知覺

曾居住不同角落   五個國家去摸索

香港煙味最明確   朋友初來港工作

問他有沒有發覺   他說家是無煙國

為何香港此運作   我答可能因祖國

曾用痰罐會各國   抽着煙背後操作

年過八十仍工作   萬中無一男主角

祖國愛迷離撲朔   煙草商賺錢為樂

煙民不相信科學   仍信吸煙有收獲

繼續抽煙將命搏   港人一向愛祖國

領導精神願意學   一條心香港中國

萬萬歲香港中國   中華人民共和國
I do not think of myself a traveler
However I am a common sensor
I have lived in different corners
5-country survivor and explorer
HK has the worst cigarette odor
Friend came to HK as a worker
I told him all about the smokers
He could not understand HKers
He said home had non-smokers
I said it maybe because of China
Sputum  buckets  before leaders
Back stage leaders and smokers
The 80 year old powerful elders
The chances were slim to never
Mainland has a lot of dreamers
They love a smoky atmosphere
Tobacco businesses the earners
Smoking science non-believers
Believe smokers are all getters
Persist as the cigarette inhalers
Sacrifice their lives for cancers
Hong Kongers the China lovers
Love to learn from our officers
We  are One Hong Kong China
Long  life to Hong Kong China
The People's Republic of China

退步

25年前離開香港  公廁又臭又骯髒

煙民食煙不倡狂  一兩個邊抽邊講
上年我回來香港  公廁清潔又氛芳
尼古丁充斥街巷  氧氣變煙草配方

毒害我六府五臟  知吸煙危害健康

教育多年大隻講  煙民們喪心病狂

抽更多毒佔香港  70種致癌物發放

煙霧瀰漫像推廣  連環殺手變態狂
蓄意謀殺做黑幫  肺癌上升頻奔喪

When I left Hong Kong 25 years ago

Public  toilets  were smelly and gross

Smokers were barely seen on the road

I  came back here about one year ago

Bathrooms are pretty clean when I go

Outdoor air is very nicotiny and gross

Oxygen has been replaced by tobacco

Poisoning  my lungs trachea and nose

Hazardous to our health we all know

Years  of education where do they go

Educated smokers are our huge woes
Serial killing they take the lead roles
Huffs  and puffs everywhere they go

Tobacco smoke is what they promote

 Purposely selfishly hurting all people

70 carcinogens into the lungs they go

Lung cancer rises the statistics show

Boosting cancer deaths and funerals

送死

唔該唔好再食煙啦

全香港一齊死㗎啦
一家大細都嗍緊咖
喺咪想冚家富貴呀

你有咩咁睇唔開吖
啲細路仔睇你頭咖

引渡前殺死自己呀

Please  Stop  Smoking

Hong Konger is dying

Families  are  inhaling
Are  you  familiciding

Why are you suiciding

Children are following

Kill before extraditing

吸煙

臭臭瘤瘤

醜醜陋陋

Smoky

Smelly

Tumory

Wrinkly

淚彈

Use tax payers' money to attack tax payers
They make CE of HKSAR to cry with tears
I am gassy and I fart in pubic with no fear
搵食警察大戰愛國港人慮鬥慮
用納稅人嘅金錢去催佢哋啲淚
催到連我哋親愛嘅特首都流淚

無辜

死刑跟二手煙之分別

Death Penalty VS Second Hand Smoke

Next

佢緊張支煙多過你條命呀

唔該妳快啲飛佢搵下個啦
He cares about cigarette more than your life
Please dump him now and run for your life 

Solved

Smokers are suicidal
All they need though
High-rise & window

你要做傻事
我都冇法子
至多盡人事
借你筆同紙
唔該行遠啲
你死你嘅事

2nd

They have been cigged

 And they are now sick
煙魚凄迷
導致病危