生活

肛袱鄉講匙袋夾麵
Dried Tofu

俱來

宇宙城市畢業生你食咗

College dropouts are  richer than Ph.Ds

Because the CDOs have become CEOs

丟念

臉乜鬼書呀，念咗咁多年仲念，唔念喇！

I do not want to face my book anymore! It has been too many years!

好熱

衫厚熝麵

I am hot by God's grace

和平

Hong Kong is the last place I want to hurt

All over the world that is where I get hurt
Father does not want anybody to get hurt

上帝不願意任何人受傷害

響朵

小朋友嘅精神領袖達你阿媽。。個名
同佢講媽媽話唔准打交鎮定啲唔使驚
你哋咁乖都喺你哋阿媽一手一腳做成
所以諾貝爾和平獎都應該輪到阿媽贏
Kids' Spiritual Leaders
Would  be their mamas
Not  really Dalai Lama

諗緊

想喺香港非法被殺

或喺大陸合法被殺

Illegally murdered in Hong Kong by murderers

Or legally killed in Mainland by Public Security

吹走

大風吹吹走番工番學嘅人
They actually wanted to stay
They  were  just blown away

淒涼

This blog has been very lonely

She needs a lot of attentionsss

你哋唔好唔理我啦

你唔理我冇人理啦

榜樣

唔好警教壞氓?

唔好氓教壞警?

Rod Model

國恥

中華流氓攻我國

People's Republic of Gangsters

毀員

向人拋擲雜物

蓄意毀壞公物

破壞他人財物

濫暴名副其實

收集

I may go to the next protest because

the pepper at home is almost used up
我而家知道點解啲示威者要帶玻璃樽
因為佢哋屋企啲胡椒粉都喺就嚟用晒

帛金

 HK$1800 per month = HK$21600 per year
PLUS Medical & Funeral Bills
每月1800港元=每年21600港元
再加上醫療及殮葬費

毛聲

Caterpillar

A-ca-pella

蟲蟲

我喺小毛蟲

我喺小無蟲

才華

妳們既然做到一字馬

組織舞蹈團表演一下

或者演唱會做dancers

何必做公園舞孃大媽
騷擾高血壓的老人家
妳們其實可以很優雅
You ladies can do the splits
Dance groups you can lead
In the concerts you will fit
Why exotic dance like this
Seduce elders on the street
Elegance  is what we need

吞咗

邊個叫我窮呀

你話咩就咩啦

Flatulence for Reasons

喺掛

我喺咕嚕肉

Sweet N Sour Pork

嚟啦

紅扑扑

脹卜卜
Heart dropped