蟲腹

老闆:你裁員未呀?

員工:你裁完未呀?

經理:我聽到喇，唔洗你哋再提喇，好快, 就今日食完lunch之後。
結論:當一個龎大企業要迅速發展，更有效率及生產力，雇主同員工之間嘅溝通非常重要。

Boss:The business has been so slow this year. Lay off yet?

Staff:The business has been so slow this year. Lay off yet?

Manager:Okay! Okay! You guys don't have to keep reminding me! I'll do it this afternoon.
Conclusion:Communications between employers and employees are the critical elements in a successful fast-growing enterprise to improve efficiencies and productivities.

索女

妳咁嘅年紀唔應該食咁多肥腻嘢嫁!

咩咁嘅年紀呀而家我咩年紀呀咩肥呀你隻眼見到肥呀？吓？你而家講唔講呀？講清楚咩肥年紀呀!講呀!

You shouldn't eat so much fatty food at your age!

What do you mean at my age? What age? What fat? Which one of your eyes do you see fat? Huh? How come you don't say it? You better make it clear! What fatty age? Say it!!!

郵苦

以下是我寫給朋友電郵的部份內容：

我最近常常給人爆格，偷錢偷東西破壞，兩年來都有同樣事情發生，近期更為嚴重，植物給人放蟲毀壞，應該是大廈裡面的人做的，這是為甚麼我不能隨便離開屋企嘅原因，鄰居或鄰居帶嚟嘅朋友騷擾同恐嚇放曱甴，還想誣衊我，我從來都不跟他們打交道，從開始到現在已經損失4000HKD同過千元財物，他們已經殺死了我四盆植物，仍然繼續放蟲，令植物破破爛爛，昨天還見到有油漆似的東西在植物上，我大廈裡的人甚至任何人惡意破壞偷竊，我原本是想來的，不過情形惡劣，我才有猶疑，已經報警，但還未有查出何人做的。謝謝諒解。

勇舞

打咩呀, 攪破壞百害而無一利, 又嘥錢又冇建設性, 分分鐘連命都冇呀。

咁多精力, 不如跳吓舞好過啦, 整隻人權民主自由舞佢歎吓又如何呀？
Try choreographed dances for Human Rights, Democracy and Freedom
We have been destroying for four months now, do you still think it works

打算

仲有我哋個雙普選呢？去咗邊度呀？
有少少計劃俾我哋知道都好呀, 麻煩晒。

Where is our Dual Universal Suffrage? Please let us know a little bit of your plan. Thank you for your cooperation.

本末

政府是因人民而存在的

人民是因上帝才存在的

The existence of the government is because of people

The existence of people is because of Heavenly Father

保命

咁戴豬咀算唔算呀? 保護自己受催淚煙，胡椒噴霧，甚至二手煙算唔算醫學健康理由呀？不如立埋禁催淚煙法，禁胡椒噴霧同全面禁煙法(禁有毒氣體法)啦 ，如果唔喺我哋未連維持健康同生存權利都冇囉。
How to define medical reasons? Is protecting ourselves from tear gas, pepper spray or even second hand smoke considered medical reason? Do you think we should ban tear gas, pepper spray and even tobacco (Toxic Gas Ban)? Otherwise we probably will lose our rights to protect our health or even lives.

唔底

基本法48條12項及羅馬書5:8 

Basic Law Article 48 (12) & Romans 5:8

民主

如果大部份小朋友要玩一二三紅綠燈

我哋唔會走去玩狐狸先生幾多點嫁噃

小朋友行街街去食雪糕定飲珍珠奶茶

冇大人向度時都喺少數服從多數㗎噃

We kids are serious about democracy, you see.

雙愛

點樣先算喺愛國愛港呀？

How to love Hong Kong China?

唔靚

我都喺苦口婆心

唔想你哋要聯針

唔想你阿媽傷心

Would you like your wedding pictures to look good

Beautiful and handsome and no need to wear hoods

生勝

據理力爭

舉脷力爭

Reason to Strive

Achieve It Alive

柔脷

 With patience a ruler may be persuaded, and a soft tongue will break a bone. (Proverbs 25:15)

恆 常 忍 耐 可 以 勸 動 君 王 ； 柔 和 的 舌 頭 能 折 斷 骨 頭 。(箴 言 25:15)

解釋

佢哋話和理非唔聽所以要勇武

正義嘅警察叔叔變咗黑警郁郁

警察用濫暴所以佢擸架撐自衛

網上傳死人自殺事件疑點重重

好多市民對警方政府失去信任

They said those are the reasons of how they act.

易啲

LegCo 2020 and CE 2022

HKers' Dual Electionships

企鵝

好面善

Look Familiar

用口

三口六面

Connected

脷利

唔好睇小你條脷

Please do not look down on your tongue

任揀

Rib Eye

VS

Rip Eye
上帝祝福
暴力顛覆

愛革

幫她改善  不是激戰

手掌是肉  手背是肉

不要侮辱  關心大陸

Help them to improve with love
Hope  28 years are long enough