Monday, March 30, 2020

男雜

根據我多年嚟嘅觀察,生得靚唔好嫁,你睇我生活得咁好就知啦。人靚唔只惹嚟狂蜂浪蝶,仲會有蛇蟲鼠蟻,同洪水猛獸。我呢,唔好話男人吖,連藍精靈都冇隻呀。
Based on my years of observations, it is not good to be pretty, you can tell from how good my life is right now. When you are pretty you may attract honey, then ants, flies, cockroaches, mice, bears and even beasts may follow. To me, not to mention a man, I do not even have a walkman. I walk myself everywhere everyday though. A walkwoman, does it count?

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