水聊

你條仔好正喎，點識嫁？

采，我未嫁，不過我有5個XBAND，依家呢個同居炙。咪住，夠鐘閃。

咁急去邊呀？瘟仔呀？

去打水，順便同耶穌催吓水。佢正過我條仔好多，三十出頭，成個智慧老人咁，仲有好多FAN屎添！

耶穌？我識佢，咩三十出頭呀，人哋仲大過你個太太太太太太太公阿當呀，佢個樣生得後生咋！

Your man's so good looking, how did you both meet?

We met at Godmatches.com. He's such a sweet man, he doesn't mind even I've divorced 5 times before. We're just living together for now. O wait, need to go!

Why're you in such a hurry? Got a date with your handsome man?

Just to draw some water from the well, and from the Fountain of Life!

Fountain of Life?

Yep, Fountain of Life, Jesus Christ. He's so much better than my boyfriend. He's like a wise old man even He's just in His 30's. And He has millions of fans all over the world.

Jesus? I know Him. But He's not in His 30's. He's older than your great great great great great great great grandfather Adam. He just looks young!!!