Sunday, January 31, 2021

錶準

 當報時訊號一響就喺英纳格錶標準時間十點正

瑞士名錶英納格

又偷又搶又爆格

戴錶請帶英纳格

周總

 

唔好意思阿周總,借您個靚仔樣嚟用吓。

Excuse me Mr. Chow, just need to borrow your handsome face for a bit.

https://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/actors/stephen-chow-net-worth/

    姓名:周星馳

年齡:若干

        籍貫:無厘頭斯

Goodyear Nonsensely Cheap And High-Quality Perfume Centre & Pharmacy 

合成高質素同平到唔啦肺。。。費香水中心藥房

HK Branches: Ground Floor 12 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道12號地下

1/F Grand Right Centre, 10 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道10號宏威中心1樓

Tel: (852) 2369 3318

Fax: (852) 2369 0608

Macau Branch: 8 Travessa De S. Domingos, Macau

澳門議事亭前地板樟堂巷8號

Tel:(853) 2831 2267

Fax: (853) 2831 2274
E-mail info@goodyearperfumecentre.com

Noney

 

https://www.twenty20.com/photos/8c4739e7-36ba-4eac-8e2e-b65bd3f2bd0c

Beeeeeeeeeeep, Normal Temperature

Thank you for your complement, you make my day!

Goodyear Perfume Console Myself With A Machine Because Of Zero Customer Centre & Pharmacy 

合成香水冇客到要同機器講嘢安慰自己中心藥房

HK Branches: Ground Floor 12 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道12號地下

1/F Grand Right Centre, 10 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道10號宏威中心1樓

Tel: (852) 2369 3318

Fax: (852) 2369 0608

Macau Branch: 8 Travessa De S. Domingos, Macau

澳門議事亭前地板樟堂巷8號

Tel:(853) 2831 2267

Fax: (853) 2831 2274
E-mail info@goodyearperfumecentre.com

Well, at least I don't have fever, that's a good sign!


恩人

 

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/762445411896983735/

感謝上帝。。。

今日有同事請食雞翼螺肉白蘿蔔三文魚湯湯同芝士撻。

尋日有人請食糖糖,辣魚蛋,兩塊豬肉,兩隻餃子,同菜菜。

前日有陳姓善人請食好幾塊叉燒,佢分咗半個晚餐肉俾我,好可憐。

馬頭圍道有人請食越南牛肉粉走湯走粉。

同姓大排檔請食我同類耳仔腸同肉。

被蛀:我大拿拿兩年內冇咗三萬蚊財物金錢,仲可憐。。。香港啲治安,唉,好可憐!

Goodyear Perfume Poor Boss Poor Staff Poor Job Centre & Happy To Have Food Pharmacy 
合成香水窮人幫窮老闆打窮工中心有得食就好開心藥房

HK Branches: Ground Floor 12 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道12號地下

1/F Grand Right Centre, 10 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道10號宏威中心1樓

Tel: (852) 2369 3318

Fax: (852) 2369 0608

Macau Branch: 8 Travessa De S. Domingos, Macau

澳門議事亭前地板樟堂巷8號

Tel:(853) 2831 2267

Fax: (853) 2831 2274
E-mail info@goodyearperfumecentre.com

發燒

 

https://www.hsbc.com.hk/loans/overseas-wedding-ceremony/


老公UM,我哋幾時結婚UM? 

Hubby Honey, when're we going to get married?


備註:我勸妳都喺嚟合成執靚自己個LOOK等佢問好啲嘞,有啲嘢埋藏嚮心底反而可以歷久常新,即係話有得𢺳!我,就做唔到喇,連腦袋未處女。。。理好唔準確嘅嘅資料都要俾人偷出嚟評頭品足。By the way, 今日我個頭同腳得唔得呀?

Note: I suggest you should come to Goodyear to boost your look and wait for him to pop the question. There is something that can last a lot longer if you keep it in your heart. I.....cannot do that because even the under processed information in my brain is stolen and openly commented by the public. I cannot hide anything, even the inaccurate incomplete information.

Goodyear Perfume Perfect Wedding Picture Video Centre & Pharmacy 
合成香水發高燒都要靚住咁忍中心退燒藥藥房

HK Branches: Ground Floor 12 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道12號地下

1/F Grand Right Centre, 10 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道10號宏威中心1樓

Tel: (852) 2369 3318

Fax: (852) 2369 0608

Macau Branch: 8 Travessa De S. Domingos, Macau

澳門議事亭前地板樟堂巷8號

Tel:(853) 2831 2267

Fax: (853) 2831 2274
E-mail info@goodyearperfumecentre.com


你幾時先肯問我炙?吓?條裙嚮我衣櫃擺得太耐個婚紗款會OUT嫁!
When're you going to ask me? Huh? If the dress sits in my closet for too long its style will be outdated!

藥英

 

Look at this lovely gentleman! Hello, how do you do?
What's up girl, you're pretty cute too, can I buy you a drink?

https://www.dictionary.com/e/s/right-o-its-british-slang-mate/#1


 學英國口音嘅英文做咩呀!

我預備去英國留。。。。宿吖嘛。

留。。。宿?英國邊度呀?

條街。英國空氣好啲吖嘛!

要瞓街?

冇錢租屋租酒店喎,唔瞓街瞓邊炙?

留喺香港啦白痴!機票都要錢啦!

香港空氣質素極度低劣喎,我計過條數咖嘞,啲二手煙肺癌鼻咽癌呀汽車廢氣極超時工作燥底陰毒老闆同事爆格鄰居搞到你子宮癌呀腦癌呀血癌乳癌長期臥牀不起甚至昏迷插喉之類之類嗰啲咁嘅醫藥費同張機票錢比,去英國瞓街但喺可以著到孖擠笠會行會走有仔生可以KEEP翻住晒自己嘅財物金錢簡直抵到爛啦!

仲可以嚮嗰啲露天茶座。。。側跟low tea添。。。用自己茶包。。。。

英國人嘅PULLOVER冇美國人嘅PULLOVER咁嚴重咖,美國嗰隻如果有人叫你PULLOVER, 你就大鑊喇要比幾千蚊港幣可能仲要坐監,英國嗰隻呢,如果如果有人話PULLOVER,你咪係咁倚俾幾百蚊港幣嘅英磅佢囉,夠嫁喇。

Long Life The Queen!!! Eternal Life The King of kings!!!

Goodyear Perfume Centre & Pharmacy With A Poison Room That Is Filled With Poisons And British English But It Can Actually Heal Patients
合成香水中心有間充滿毒藥同英國英文嘅毒藥房但喺又可以醫倒人嘅藥房

HK Branches: Ground Floor 12 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道12號地下

1/F Grand Right Centre, 10 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道10號宏威中心1樓

Tel: (852) 2369 3318

Fax: (852) 2369 0608

Macau Branch: 8 Travessa De S. Domingos, Macau

澳門議事亭前地板樟堂巷8號

Tel:(853) 2831 2267

Fax: (853) 2831 2274
E-mail info@goodyearperfumecentre.com


不過如果您想留嚮香港,就一定要嚟合成喇,我哋啲藥品補充劑平靚正,又有年紀老邁。。。經驗豐富嘅專家教埋您揀邊隻,正所謂有病醫病,冇病補身,預防勝於治療。。。吖嘛!
If you want to stay in Hong Kong, you must come to Goodyear. Our medicines and supplements are cheap with high qualities. And we have elderlies.......experienced experts to give you wise advices. The sick gets healed, the healthy gets healthier. Prevention is everything.

神經

 

https://medibulletin.com/young-black-men-more-likely-to-die-by-a-gun-especially-if-poorly-educated/
 求先我落去合成藥房,一入門口就見到個叔父攞住枝槍指住自己個頭,我即刻上前阻止,仲講咗句,做咩咁睇唔開呀?跟住佢就放低座枝槍嘞。正所謂救人一命勝做七級浮台!願上帝保守你嘅心懷意念唔好再做傻事喇,阿叔。36.5 °C

I went to Goodyear Pharmacy a moment ago, I saw the senior staff pointing a gun to his head at the entrance. Immediately I said, 'STOP!! Let me know what's going on! Maybe I can help!!!' He waited for a bit and put down the gun. I came here to save life and I just did. May God guide you and guard your heart so that you will treasure your life, uncle. 36.5 °C.

Contents

Flupentixol 0.5 mg, melitracen 10 mg
Indications/Uses
Anxiety, depression, asthenia. Psychogenic depressions, depressive neuroses. Masked depression. Psychosomatic affections accompanied by anxiety & apathy. Menopausal depression.
Dosage/Direction for Use
2 tab daily. Maintenance: 1 tab every morning.
Contraindications
Extreme agitation; cardiac disorders, CV insufficiency; bone marrow depression; comatose states. Patients receiving MAOIs w/in 14 days.
Special Precautions
Parkinsonism; renal, hepatic or CV disease; pregnancy, lactation; elderly, debilitated; resp disorders; diabetes; phaeochromocytoma; epilepsy; glaucoma, urinary retention, prostatic hypertrophy.
Adverse Reactions
Restlessness, insomnia, anticholinergic effects, tachycardia, orthostatic hypotension.
Drug Interactions
Cannot be given concomitantly w/ MAOIs. Previous treatment w/ tranquillisers (withdraw gradually).
MIMS Class
Antidepressants
Flupentixol is an antipsychotic neuroleptic drug. Its primary use is as a long acting injection given two or three weekly to people with schizophrenia who have a poor compliance with medication and suffer frequent relapses of illness. It is a D1 and D2 receptor antagonist. https://go.drugbank.com/drugs/DB00875
Flupentixol is also used in low doses as an antidepressant. There is tentative evidence that it reduces the rate of deliberate self-harm, among those who self-harm repeatedly. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flupentixol#Pharmacology
Melitracen (brand names Melixeran) is a tricyclic antidepressant (TCA), for the treatment of depression and anxiety. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melitracen The majority of the TCAs act primarily as SNRIs by blocking the serotonin transporter (SERT) and the norepinephrine transporter (NET), which results in an elevation of the synaptic concentrations of these neurotransmitters, and therefore an enhancement of neurotransmission. Notably, with the sole exception of amineptine, the TCAs have negligible affinity for the dopamine transporter (DAT), and therefore have no efficacy as dopamine reuptake inhibitors (DRIs). Both serotonin and norepinephrine have been highly implicated in depression and anxiety, and it has been shown that facilitation of their activity has beneficial effects on these mental disorders.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tricyclic_antidepressant#Pharmacology



SEROXAT 20MG
Paroxetine hydrochloride hemihydrate
***Prescription Drug***
Paroxetine, sold under the brand names Paxil and Seroxat among others, is an antidepressant of the selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor (SSRI) class. It is used to treat major depressive disorder, obsessive-compulsive disorder, panic disorder, social anxiety disorder, posttraumatic stress disorder, generalized anxiety disorder and premenstrual dysphoric disorder. It has also been used in the treatment of premature ejaculation and hot flashes due to menopause. It is taken by mouth.

Common side effects include drowsiness, dry mouth, loss of appetite, sweating, trouble sleeping, and sexual dysfunction. Serious side effects may include suicidal thoughts in those under the age of 25, serotonin syndrome, and mania. While the rate of side effects appears similar compared to other SSRIs and SNRIs, antidepressant discontinuation syndromes may occur more often. Use in pregnancy is not recommended, while use during breastfeeding is relatively safe. It is believed to work by blocking the re-uptake of the chemical serotonin by neurons in the brain. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paroxetine


APO-PAROXETINE Paroxetine Hydrochloride Tablets 20mg (30Tablets)
***Prescription Drug***
Each Tablet contains paroxetine hydrochloride equivalent to 20mg of paroxetine.
Dosage: As directed by doctor. Swallow tablets whole, do not chew. 
Not recommended for patients under 18 years of age.

Paroxetine, sold under the brand names Paxil and Seroxat among others, is an antidepressant of the selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor (SSRI) class. It is used to treat major depressive disorder, obsessive-compulsive disorder, panic disorder, social anxiety disorder, posttraumatic stress disorder, generalized anxiety disorder and premenstrual dysphoric disorder. It has also been used in the treatment of premature ejaculation and hot flashes due to menopause. It is taken by mouth.

Common side effects include drowsiness, dry mouth, loss of appetite, sweating, trouble sleeping, and sexual dysfunction. Serious side effects may include suicidal thoughts in those under the age of 25, serotonin syndrome, and mania. While the rate of side effects appears similar compared to other SSRIs and SNRIs, antidepressant discontinuation syndromes may occur more often. Use in pregnancy is not recommended, while use during breastfeeding is relatively safe. It is believed to work by blocking the re-uptake of the chemical serotonin by neurons in the brain. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paroxetine

Some eqidemiological studies suggest an increased risk of congenital malformations, particularly cardiovascular (e.g. ventricular and atrial septum defects), associated with the use of paroxetine during the first trimester. 
Serotoninergic psychiatric drugs should not be started in a patient receiving linezolid. Wait until 24 hours after the last dose of linezolid before starting the serotonergic psychiatric drugs.
Infants exposed to SSRIs in late pregnancy may have an increased risk for persistent pulmonary hypertension of the newborn (PPHN). PPHN occurs in 1-2 per 1000 live births in the general population and is associated with substantial neonatal morbidity and mortality. In a retrospective case-control study of 377 women whose infants were born with PPHN and 836 women whose infants were born healthy, the risk for developing PPHN was approximately six-fold higher for infants exposed to SSRIs after the 20th week of gestation compared to infants who had not been investigated the potential risk. The study did not include enough cases with exposure to individual SSRIs to determine if all SSRIs posed similar levels of PPHN risk.
When treating a pregnant woman with Apo-Paroxetine during the third trimester, the physician should carefully consider both the potential risk and benefits of treatment.


ZOLOFT 50MG SERTRALINE (30 Tablets)
Each tablet contains sertraline hydrochloride equivalent to 50mg sertraline. 
To be dispensed only by or on the prescription of a physician.
Keep out of the reach of children.
Sertraline is used to treat depression, panic attacks, obsessive compulsive disorder, post-traumatic stress disorder, social anxiety disorder (social phobia), and a severe form of premenstrual syndrome (premenstrual dysphoric disorder).This medication may improve your mood, sleep, appetite, and energy level and may help restore your interest in daily living. It may decrease fear, anxiety, unwanted thoughts, and the number of panic attacks. It may also reduce the urge to perform repeated tasks (compulsions such as hand-washing, counting, and checking) that interfere with daily living. Sertraline is known as a selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor (SSRI). It works by helping to restore the balance of serotonin in the brain.






你都發神經嫁!
我都唔想嫁,我即刻翻去食藥。

There're problems between your ears!!! Huge problems!!!
I didn't mean to have those problems, I'm going to take my medicines, RIGHT NOW!

Goodyear Perfume Free-Range Psychiatric Hospital Centre & 2382-0000 Pharmacy 
合成香水自由出入精神病院中心生命熱線藥房

HK Branches: Ground Floor 12 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道12號地下

1/F Grand Right Centre, 10 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道10號宏威中心1樓

Tel: (852) 2369 3318

Fax: (852) 2369 0608

Macau Branch: 8 Travessa De S. Domingos, Macau

澳門議事亭前地板樟堂巷8號

Tel:(853) 2831 2267

Fax: (853) 2831 2274
E-mail info@goodyearperfumecentre.com


咦,好精神喎,你今日!

甜尾

 

http://qqestgy.blogspot.com/2011/06/blog-post.html
 

阿DiDi,你都好苦吓喎!

苦口良藥吖嘛,呢度有粒嘉應子,攞去送啦!

食西藥都用嘉應子?乜西藥唔喺有糖衣膠囊包住嫁咩?

合成啲藥喺中西合璧加嘛,仲有嗰層糖衣膠囊只溶喺口唔溶喺手㗎噃,溶咗咪變翻DiDi囉,俾埋粒陳皮梅過你又點話吖!

Goodyear Perfume Centre & Chinese Western Pharmacy 
合成香水中心甜苦口都良藥中西合璧藥材舖藥房
HK Branches: Ground Floor 12 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道12號地下

1/F Grand Right Centre, 10 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道10號宏威中心1樓

Tel: (852) 2369 3318

Fax: (852) 2369 0608

Macau Branch: 8 Travessa De S. Domingos, Macau

澳門議事亭前地板樟堂巷8號

Tel:(853) 2831 2267

Fax: (853) 2831 2274
E-mail info@goodyearperfumecentre.com


五腕水煲埋一腕水吖唔該!