Look at this lovely gentleman! Hello, how do you do?
What's up girl, you're pretty cute too, can I buy you a drink?
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學英國口音嘅英文做咩呀！
我預備去英國留。。。。宿吖嘛。
留。。。宿？英國邊度呀？
條街。英國空氣好啲吖嘛！
要瞓街？
冇錢租屋租酒店喎，唔瞓街瞓邊炙？
留喺香港啦白痴！機票都要錢啦！
香港空氣質素極度低劣喎，我計過條數咖嘞，啲二手煙肺癌鼻咽癌呀汽車廢氣極度超時工作燥底陰毒老闆同事爆格鄰居搞到你子宮癌呀腦癌呀血癌乳癌呀長期臥牀不起甚至昏迷插喉之類之類嗰啲咁嘅醫藥費同張機票錢比，去英國瞓街但喺可以著到孖擠笠會行會走有仔生可以KEEP翻住晒自己嘅財物金錢簡直抵到爛啦！
仲可以嚮嗰啲露天茶座。。。側跟low tea添。。。用自己茶包。。。。
英國人嘅PULLOVER冇美國人嘅PULLOVER咁嚴重咖，美國嗰隻如果有人叫你PULLOVER， 你就大鑊喇，要比幾千蚊港幣可能仲要坐監，英國嗰隻呢，如果如果有人話PULLOVER，你咪係咁倚俾幾百蚊港幣嘅英磅佢囉，夠嫁喇。
Long Life The Queen!!! Eternal Life The King of kings!!!
Goodyear Perfume Centre & Pharmacy With A Poison Room That Is Filled With Poisons And British English But It Can Actually Heal Patients
合成香水中心有間充滿毒藥同英國英文嘅毒藥房但喺又可以醫倒人嘅藥房
HK Branches: Ground Floor 12 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon
九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道12號地下
1/F Grand Right Centre, 10 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon
九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道10號宏威中心1樓
Tel: (852) 2369 3318
Fax: (852) 2369 0608
Macau Branch: 8 Travessa De S. Domingos, Macau
澳門議事亭前地板樟堂巷8號
Tel:(853) 2831 2267
Fax: (853) 2831 2274
E-mail info@goodyearperfumecentre.com
不過如果您想留嚮香港，就一定要嚟合成喇，我哋啲藥品補充劑平靚正，又有年紀老邁。。。經驗豐富嘅專家教埋您揀邊隻，正所謂有病醫病，冇病補身，預防勝於治療。。。吖嘛！
If you want to stay in Hong Kong, you must come to Goodyear. Our medicines and supplements are cheap with high qualities. And we have elderlies.......experienced experts to give you wise advices. The sick gets healed, the healthy gets healthier. Prevention is everything.
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