幾時

我媽媽以前講大話

佢話過俾個官我做

又叫過我做阿皇帝

通常喺佢叫我做嘢

我話遲啲先嘅時候

又或者佢好唔得閒

我又煩住佢嘅時候

唔底

基本法48條12項及羅馬書5:8 

Basic Law Article 48 (12) & Romans 5:8

民主

如果大部份小朋友要玩一二三紅綠燈

我哋唔會走去玩狐狸先生幾多點嫁噃

小朋友行街街去食雪糕定飲珍珠奶茶

冇大人向度時都喺少數服從多數㗎噃

We kids are serious about democracy, you see.

唔靚

我都喺苦口婆心

唔想你哋要聯針

唔想你阿媽傷心

Would you like your wedding pictures to look good

Beautiful and handsome and no need to wear hoods

柔脷

 With patience a ruler may be persuaded, and a soft tongue will break a bone. (Proverbs 25:15)

恆 常 忍 耐 可 以 勸 動 君 王 ； 柔 和 的 舌 頭 能 折 斷 骨 頭 。(箴 言 25:15)

孝順

為啲老母

討回公道

Treat your mom better

Because they are bitter

企鵝

好面善

Look Familiar

錫身

擁母派

Your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit

Stand up for God and take good care of it

團圓

嫦娥話想要人權

玉兔話想要民主

月亮話想要自由

上帝唔鍾意互毆

大家和平賀中秋

Mid-Autumn Festival

Very Human Rightful

Peaceful and Liberal

A democratic people

Godly Holy Spiritual

包容

香港中國你都有份

記得人人以禮待人

香港自然更加吸引

Ladies and Gentlemen

Examples  to Children

路障

媽媽有冇教過你啲玩具要放回原處？啲玩具同地方仲要喺公用嫁添。整到地方亂七八糟仲要阻住人哋。再喺咁媽媽唔俾你嚟呢度玩嫁啦！

Didn't mommy teach you to put the toys up? This place and the toys are shared by everyone. You made this place so messy and caused trouble to others. Mommy won't let you play here if you continue to act like that.

響朵

小朋友嘅精神領袖達你阿媽。。個名
同佢講媽媽話唔准打交鎮定啲唔使驚
你哋咁乖都喺你哋阿媽一手一腳做成
所以諾貝爾和平獎都應該輪到阿媽贏
Kids' Spiritual Leaders
Would  be their mamas
Not  really Dalai Lama

加油

媽媽教我

唔好玩火

Worsen

努笠

怎樣愛?

How to Love?

秘笈

以德服人

以柔制剛

以善勝惡

以身作則

以和為貴
 Virtuous and Gentle
 Kind  and  Peaceful
 Good   Role  Model

細心

大肚沊冇良心

Belly fat pushes up to my heart

Loving  someone is pretty hard
Creamy pies with crunchy tarts
Eating food maybe a good start

專家

細路女咩都唔識

因為媽媽話好食

所以我覺得好食

發現原來好有益

聽媽媽話有出色
Let me introduce my
 Chef -Artist-Tailor-Nurse-Coach-Teacher-Gardener-Counselor-Pharmacist-Tour Guide-Nutritionist-Hair Dresser-House Keeper-Medical Doctor-Personal Trainer-Health Inspector-Fashion Designer-Beauty Consultant
MOM

領養

阿媽年輕時二十三吋腰

我從年輕起三十二吋腰
When  my  mom  was  young  she  had 23 inch waist
Since I was young I have been having 32 inch waist

教誨

我老母教落
有嘢就講

有屁就放

My Old Lady Said
Speak to influence
Free the flatulence

打靶

如果佢喺無辜

就死得好無辜
What if they make a mistake
No return of a life they take