祈禱

爸爸幫幫BB

Help!Daddy!

浪費

我很大食

希望出色
Need lots of food
Hope to do good

祂拎

我喺廢青

請隨便拎
Anything
Dar-ling

同志

Dear gays and lesbians
We love you as humans
Welcome your presence
Jesus is a true existence
Jesus death is important
Salvation is magnificent

But His Heart is broken

Please accept His union
Be Daughters and Sons
Enjoy Christ abundance
Transformed experience
Let us reunite in Heaven
親愛的同志朋友
我們愛你如摯友
歡迎加入為隊友
耶穌是我們好友
祂死讓我們存留
祂救恩震憾宇宙
祂為你心碎擔憂
祂的愛請你接受
成為上帝兒女後
享受祂豐盛富有
經歷蛻變除罪疚
願你我天國聚舊

Fact

My mother told me that I was supposed to be a boy

I ran fast that one thing came off and got destroyed
我媽媽話我原本喺個男仔
我跑太快有啲嘢甩咗出嚟

What

我喺廢柴
你要邊楷
Him I Am I am not
What have you got

信

致未信者的信

親愛的：                          

很想告訴你其實我很愛你

耶穌為你而死不能說服你
後果是我們永遠不能一起

我在這裏只能說句對不起

不同軛亦不同國甚至到死
我希望做到對你不離不棄

更曾經夢想跟你共諧連理

我甚至妄想與你滿門桃李

唯一能做到只是永遠愛你

即使我們註定要永遠分離

                    永遠愛你的人

     二零一九年五月廿八日


A Letter to A Non-believer

May 28, 2019
My Love:                             

I cannot help but to tell you that I love you

Jesus died for you but did not convince you

We will not be together nor make it through

You are the person whom I will say sorry to

Different yokes and kingdoms we belong to

Even after we pass away that shall stay true

I genuinely hope that I will never leave you

We can have each other in everything we do

Really want to have babies that are like you

To love you is the only thing I am able to do

Eternal destination is our separation by rule

The one who always loves you

不配

只是太愛你 (國)  

作詞 : 張敬軒

作曲 : 張敬軒

編曲 :   Johnny Yim

監製 : 張敬軒   / Johnny Yim

原諒我真的喝醉了因為我真的想你了

一不小心就被寂寞吞噬了愛著你的快樂

我知道這樣不應該也知道你會受傷害

只是不想再讓自己對你太過依賴

我明白你給的愛是真實地存在

只是我不懂得如何去愛才會讓你想離開

因為我不知道在天國裏還是否能遇見你

所以我今生才會那麼努力把最好的給你

愛你都變成傷害你我們的愛快要窒息

不是故意只是太愛你

原諒我真的喝醉了因為我真的想你了

一不小心就被寂寞吞噬了愛著你的快樂

我知道這樣不應該也知道你會受傷害

只是不想再讓自己對你太過依賴

我明白你給的愛是真實地存在

只是我不懂得如何去愛才會讓你想離開

因為我不知道在天國裏還是否能遇見你

所以我今生才會那麼努力把最好的給你

愛你都變成傷害你我們的愛快要窒息

不是故意只是太愛你

因為我不知道在天國裏還是否能遇見你

所以我今生才會那麼努力把最好的都給你

愛你都變成傷害你我們的愛快要窒息

不是故意只是太愛你
(唔好意思改幾隻字)

君子

正癮君子
Addictson

Music

兇你琴行
PI--AN--O
Play-N-No

Match

She has an iron stomach
She married an Iron Chef

Gave birth to an Iron Man
Joined Triathlon Ironman

 She also got an Iron Bowl
她有一個鐵打胃
她嫁了一個鐵廚
她生了鐵甲奇俠
參加鐵人耐力賽
還找到個鐵飯腕

感激

感謝祢賜我生命氣息

感謝祢給我豐衣足食

感謝祢贈我居住舒適

感謝祢讓我充份休息
Thank You for granting me breaths and heartbeats
Thank You for the clothes to wear and food to eat
Thank You for a comfortable place to sit and read
Thank You for giving me all the sleeps that I need

幹嘛

她是金馬影后   我是幹嘛扔後

她的演技精湛   我就停留原站

她就飛皇騰達   我就污糟邋遢
She is the best actress  I am the worst jobless
She is getting awards  I cannot move forward
She has fame and money  I am poor and dirty

Split

The Holy Split
神聖一字馬

黃伯

阿黃伯話: 點解啲雞隻耳仔黑色嘅？
梗係我暈暈哋睇錯頂嘞。
Uncle Wong said,' Why is that chicken ear black? 
Maybe I am in the clouds and see it wrong. I need a nap.'

從前

Once upon a time...
曾經有一次。。。

長壽

生日快樂

強勁一粒豆
不退又不休
健康又長壽
成日周圍走

Victor

No matter how many evil manipulations there are,
God Our Lord Jesus Christ overcomes them.

He has Absolute Authority

He is Omnipotent, Omnipresent, Omniscient

天然

加拿大沒有

我這裏都有

They have all the reasons to stay
That is the way how God creates

葉準

I have STD

我有標準

CEO

Chief Eating Officer
Christ's Eating Order
總食裁
食住愛

CO

Look at me, I'm turning pink, so pretty!

What about Christ? He paid a high price to rescue you!!!

Christ? Oh...

睇吓我，我變緊粉紅色呀，幾靚！

你有冇諗過耶穌嫁，佢付咗好大嘅代價救你翻嚟嫁!!!

耶穌？ 噢。。。

羊

都唔知自己做咩

總之祢話咩就咩

I do not know what to do

Until You tell me how to

減肥

唔好迫繼續食
Just Eat It, Fattie
Just Do It, Likie

彈架

Do So Fa So
羣 揪 隻 揪

Ready

Ready for my funeral
Because I like floral.

我是材女準備躺進棺材裏

OOO

Heavenly Father:

Omnipresent

Omniscient

Omnipotent

天父:

無所不在

無所不知

無所不能

Super

I like superhero
He cannot purchase me a gyro
He cannot go everywhere I go
He cannot comfort my sorrows
He cannot heal my sore throat
He cannot even destroy the devil
My ex name also ends with an O
You provide chicken and potato
You raise me up when I am low
You cure from cancer to pimples
You say yes when everyone says no
You have authority over the devil
You are always there wherever I go
You understand me from head to toe
You will rescue me from a black hole
You are the One that I should follow
You are much better than a superhero
我喜歡超級英雄
他不能給我海味參茸
他不能夠緊隨我腳蹤
他不能安慰我的傷痛
他不能醫治咽喉紅腫
有時比普通人更普通
甚至可能被魔鬼利用
祢供應衣食住行種種
我在低谷祢把我重用
祢治癒癌症到小傷風
在不可能中祢會成功
祢殲滅魔鬼一擊即中
我在何處祢甘苦與共
我的一切祢樣樣精通
甚至能拯救我出黑洞
我將會對祢從一而終

祢是唯一值得我跟從

比任何人更令我心動

天養

海楠雞飯走海多瓜吖唔該
有冇工開祢都養我吖唔該
學費貴到甩肺祢俾吖唔該
要佢俾我費用全免吖唔該
Sea Pump Chicken Rice without sea and more kin please
No matter jobful or jobless would You provide for me please
Tuition is so high that the lungs fall off would You pay please
Would You tell everyone to give me everything for free  please

神造

事實上你已經好靚仔

唔好將自己個樣睇低

You are very handsome
Your Creator is awesome

找死

教會職員喺度撩是逗非

無啦啦埋嚟話要我減肥

我諗佢喺永生前想找死
Church staff started a fight when I sat
He came and asked me to loose some fat
Before Eternal Life he wants to be dead

求偶

求偶奇遇記

單眼皮變雙眼皮

雙眼皮變單眼皮

單眼皮變三眼皮

三眼皮變五眼皮

五眼皮變無眼皮

無眼皮變假眼皮
假眼皮變真收皮

The Adventures of Singocchio 
Single eyelids became double eyelids
Double eyelids became single eyelids
Single eyelids became triple eye lids
Triple eyelids became quintuple eyelids
Quintuple eyelids became zero eyelid
Zero eyelid became fake eyelids
Fake eyelids became no need

素顏

風吹落了粉紅色第一胎
新生的白而純潔更可愛
芳香把內在美喚醒過來
提醒我神造萬物的精彩
The first pink one was blown off by the wind

The new babies are white and pure to begin
Sweet aroma brings goodness from within
Reminds me how did God's creations begin

Free

In Jesus Christ Mighty Name I pray desperately
that I can get everything I need and want for free

with options, wisdom, integrity and high qualities
with satantronic attacks off my mind  and body 

without any damage to my career nor my family
奉主耶穌基督之名我懇切祈禱
我能得所需所想不費一分一毫
有選擇有智慧有真理有高質素
要撒旦電子攻擊全面性被打倒
我事業有成家庭不損一條頭毛

小草

《洗澡》

豬自稱

睡了不洗澡, 如今騷死了。立在眾人裏,欠伸着, 由他們反眼睛。

萎黃的臉龐, 如今綠色了！俯仰老公前, 沉默默地彼此向着。
不見了的小孩, 如今隨意長大了！女兒快樂的聲音？
「老伴, 我們別得久了！」好濃的敵意啊！
可憐的小孩, 我們小朋友，
他帶了你來麼？你帶了他來呢？
原文《小草》

"Shower"
I Am Pig

I did not shower and went to bed
Now I smell extremely bad
I stand in the crowd, yawn and stretch my back
Just let everybody rolls their eyes back.
My yellow old face now turns green because he is back
I stand silently before my husband face to face instead of back to back.
My long lost child randomly grown but where is her voice of happiness?
'Partner, we have been long apart! ' He still has the strong urge to attack.
My poor child, our little baby, did he bring you back? Or you brought him back?
Original "Little Grass"

Meno

因血血而感恩

因蛋蛋而喜樂

因仔仔而歡呼

因囡囡而滿足
To be continued
Thank You

富貴

沒有祢哪有花

Hello Jassy

宣言

我要做一個毒辣嘅女人。

I cannot wait to see my Independence Day.

9HRS

I want to sleep my way up.

Body needs to be tuned up.

每晚上牀九小時

工作勤快又準時

Quit

即棄
Cold Turkey

Sales

埋嚟睇埋嚟揀啦喂，唔好走寶呀！

咩嚟嫁？

呢件嘢叫救恩，好嘢嚟嫁。

點好法呀？

有咗佢包你長生不老，殺人犯都變聖人呀。

有冇咁誇呀？秦始皇同鄭和都死鬼咗啦，長生不老。。。講翻地球話呀唔該。

唔使唔該，不過其實仲可以再誇啲啲, 阿老細佢曾經起死回生，盲眼睇得見，跛腳可以周圍跑，連鬼都怕咗佢呀。佢財洪勢大，又澤深仁厚，嘔心瀝血咁發明呢件蓋世無雙嘅產品。

特異功能？

仲犀利過特異功能呀，老板佢有極高嘅知識水平，大至天文地理，小至你頭上面有幾條頭髮，佢都一清二楚呀。佢仲喺全球最大嘅供應商，連你上次食嗰碗牛腩麵，我頭先食嗰個焗海鮮飯，都喺佢供應嫁！

有冇攪錯呀？我碗牛腩麵喺我俾錢我供應嘅，關你老板咩事呀，佢又唔喺我老母又唔喺我老婆，我又冇光頭，點數我個頭有幾條頭髮呀？

佢識得你老豆老母，祖宗十八代，仲有牛腩嗰隻牛，海鮮嗰啲魚蝦蟹，都喺我老板一手一腳養大嘅，連蔬菜水果要用嘅光合作用都喺佢發明嫁。仲有你啲頭髮，你未出世之前佢已經預計到有幾多條，數過哂嫁喇。

你老闆開農場又開魚場㗎？咁咪即喺有錢又有特異功能嘅鄉下佬囉。你講到佢咁勁咁好，佢一個月俾嘅錢人工你呀？

我老細做嘢唔使錢嘅，再加上佢有用唔盡嘅資源，佢甚至可以由冇變有，你叫佢變一億出嚟，如果佢願意，即刻得，鍾意俾幾多我就俾幾多，佢俾我嘅，一定夠用，有時仲有多添。

原來你老細喺世外高人，仲識變戲法，咁都好似幾神奇喎，得閒叫佢變夠兩億俾我呀。。。你讚佢讚得咁緊要，佢喺咪俾咗好多着數你呀，睇你個樣都唔似發咗達啦，要喺街度叫賣。為咗佢，我無論發唔發，只要佢叫到，一定唔會托手踭。因為佢除咗喺我老闆，仲喺我同好多人嘅大恩人。

點恩法呀？

我以前做咗好多陰質嘢，亦都好臭寸，整到佢勁唔高興仲腰心腰肺，唔知有冇流馬尿添呀，佢嘅要求又高，又唔可以大細超，一定要嘗罰分明，如果唔喺啲靚同佢啲對頭會唔服，攪到咁大鑊，都唔知點收科，結過佢自己一條友孭哂啲罪上身，親自幫我公開頂包，喺人都知佢冇做過，但喺佢最大，佢話咩就咩，結果攪到自己俾人奚落一輪，皮開肉裂，不停流血，鑒生用嚴刑迫死，死咗之後仲要喺心口度俾人插一嘢，就喺為咗我唔使受靶，真喺諗起都心悒呀。。。

佢死咗？有冇咁慘呀？呢個世界邊有可能有人咁偉大呀，仲要瓜埋添？

你話呢？我生安白造呢啲嘢嚟做咩啫？對我又冇好處嘅。

為錢囉，駁同情等你批貨去得快啲囉。

為錢？我幾時有話過要收你錢呀？一個仙都唔使，最緊要你肯受，發自內心嗰隻。

唔使錢？有冇咁筍呀？仲有呀，我戥你老細唔抵囉，慘死之後仲要俾人將佢啲遺產周街派，佢冇仔女㗎咩？

有，有成竇仔女添，不過大部份都喺收養嘅，我未喺其中一個囉，仲有唔好意思，呢啲唔算遺產，但喺佢有好多產業，佢想同佢啲養仔養女一齊享受。

你喺咪玩嘢呀？死咗點一齊享呀？燒落去俾佢咩。

你都識得話佢喺高人啦，佢死咗之後第三日喺個墓度消失咗，冇人知佢響邊，後來發現原來佢翻生，周圍搵人傾計，仲一齊食飯添。又叫人摸佢啲傷痕，兩隻手同埋心口都有，最初有啲人都唔信喺佢，但喺又摸到又睇到又聽到，仲逗留咗四十日咁耐，真喺唔信嗰啲都要信啦。

咁勁？咁佢四十日之後去咗邊呀？

翻翻去佢鄉下囉，有好多產業嗰度呀，話去準備定啲地方俾我哋將來住喎，應承咗遲啲就會翻嚟接我哋走嫁啦。

嘩你就好啦，無啦啦多咗個咁有米又咁雷嘅世外高人老豆，發達啦！幾時帶挈吓細佬呀？

咪帶緊囉，叫你埋嚟未就喺想帶挈你囉，佢好鍾意收靚嫁，越多越好，男女老幼，高矮肥瘦都都唔驅，一樣咁照顧周到，男人老狗雖然喺肉麻啲，但喺佢真喺愛我哋嫁，佢受靶嗰單嘢唔喺靜喺為我嫁，我好多兄弟，老婆仔女都喺因為佢咁捱義氣我哋先冇事咋，為埋你同埋你啲子子孫孫嫁，如果你做咗佢條靚，有咩頭暈身慶有佢幫你撐，輕鬆好多嫁。。。仲有啲產業，將來可以同一個肯為你死嘅人一齊享福，靜喺諗都夠哂high啦。

車，佢做咩要為我死啫，我又冇殺人放火？

咁你有冇試過講大話呀？我有。你有冇諗鹹濕人哋條女或者人哋個女呀？我有囉，雖然好耐冇，不過以前日日都諗。你又有冇諗過報復或者屈人呀？我絕對有囉。
諗都唔得？
唔諗衰嘢，就唔會做衰嘢，佢啲規矩咁嚴喺有原因嘅。

咁邊有可能唔犯規呀大佬？

你都知我哋冇可能哩，所以未就喺話要靠阿老細幫拖囉。一來跟咗佢之後好自然會做少咗衰嘢，二來即使唔覺意做咗，佢都會幫我哋撐。

嘩，咁佢咪死幾萬次都唔掂？

咁又唔會喎，因為佢大粒，完全冇犯過錯，仲要受咁多苦傷得咁重; 名符其實死過翻生喎，連死亡都戰勝埋喎，簡直就喺無懈可擊啦，所以一次就攪掂，連你個孫嗰筆都勾銷埋呀，如果你個孫肯跟我老細嘅話。

咁著數，仲要唔使錢，試吓都無防喎，有冇得翻轉頭先？

絕對可以，冇人會迫你，唔鍾意隨時走都得。不過我做咗佢個仔之後high到唔想走，直頭有墮入愛河嘅感覺呀，你喺咪有啲想死呢。。。

如果唔喺見你有好嘢益我呢我已經一個右勾拳車埋你度㗎嘞，大佬，收斂吓啦，人哋唔知以為我哋喺基佬呀。咁點先可以攞個救咩恩或者做你契細佬呀？

基就基嘞，不過喺基督，耶穌基督呢就喺我老細，你亦都可以叫佢上帝，我哋信咗佢之後將來就可以上天堂，有永遠嘅生命。嗱你而家合埋眼同上帝講，細細聲就得嫁嘞，你話俾佢聽話你都同我一樣犯咗罪，你知錯嘞，求佢原諒你，你亦相信耶穌基督喺上帝個仔，佢為你釘喺十字架上死，第三日復活，你從此之後決定以主耶穌為你嘅救主同埋生命嘅主，跟從佢，聽佢枝笛。加多句，禱告交託奉主耶穌得勝名字祈求，誠心所願。

我喺唔喺真喺可以隨時走嫁？

可以，上帝俾我哋一樣嘢叫自由意志，當我哋唔願意相信嘅時候，迫都冇用，因為我哋個心已經離開咗佢，做基督嘅跟隨者，一定要口裏承認，心裏相信耶穌基督為我哋嘅救主，缺一不可。恭喜你呀阿弟兄，你已經喺阿上帝個仔啦，呢度有本聖經，同埋我嘅聯絡資料，你翻到屋企可以日日睇吓啲經文，都喺上帝嘅說話，有問題可以隨時聯絡我，我會盡量幫你。

Inspired

Today I tried to share some messages with others, they were sort of rich. I got totally ignored. Then I tried to cook my lunch, and thought the mouth of the oil bottle was blocked. So I took out some needles to open up the hole of the oil bottle. But the needle box lid was stuck. I could not even turn it to get the needle out properly. The box lid ended up came off and needles scattered all over the place. Because they were so small, it took me a while to pick up the needles one by one from the floor, put them back into the box and fixed the lid on top of it. As I finally sat down and enjoy my lunch, God gave me all these hints and a conclusion:

"And again I say to you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."

Matthew 19:24

See, Jesus Christ is always right.

今日， 我嘗試分享一些信息，但那些人完全當我透明，他們都是頗富有的。跟着我便開始煮午飯，發覺油瓶的口好像堵塞了。於是我便拿出針來弄開瓶口。怎料針盒的蓋也壞了，扭也扭不動，結果，蓋子掉了出來，針散到滿地都是。因為針很小，我花了頗長時間才把針一枝一枝拾起來放回盒子裏，再把蓋安上。後來我終於能夠坐下來享受午餐，上帝就給了我這些提示和一個結論:

  我又告訴你 們，駱駝穿過針的眼，比財主進神的國還容易呢！
馬太福音 19:24

你看，耶穌基督永遠是對的！

咒福

She tried to ruin my reputation and slandered me since the first day

She manipulated and ganged up with others to make me go away
Not long after the communicable disease spread to the rest of them
When I did well they stepped on me because they were overwhelmed

She stared at me with a smile when I got kicked out because of her lies

 Her face reminded me of the baby demon in The Passion of The Christ

從第一日開始她已經嘗試誹謗和毀我名譽
她不擇手段操縱及煽動其他人來將我趕絕
沒多久這嚴重傳染病已蔓延到每個人身上
當我做好事他們便不由自主地踐踏我頭上
我被趕走時她面戴笑容目不轉睛地盯着我
她那副尊容有九成似受難曲中那嬰兒惡魔
The Passion of The Christ 受難曲

回收

當廢青有嘢做, 佢會感恩禱告

當廢柴有嘢食, 佢會更加珍惜
Job would thank God for jobs
Bums would treasure the buns
Job 42

淙淙

肉餅節瓜豆豆

令我口水流流
Steamed Meat Patty
Small Green Peas
Melon Is Fuzzy
Mouth Is Watery

Able

Thursday: Homemade Chicken Gumbo  

Friday: Chicken Chunks with Potatoes 

Everyday: Lots & Lots of Vegetables

週四: 雞柳秋葵湯
週五: 雞肉炆薯仔
日日: 蔬菜大集匯

自衛

 I threatened to squeeze the little girl's chubby belly because it was fat

She looked at it and covered it with her little hand over the video chat
我話要搣搣肚腩仔因為實在太過肥美
小肥妹喺視像聊天用隻手仔揞住唔俾

Avenger

He rubbed against my body and said let's see how long I can tolerate it

Two minutes later he coughed vigorously and had to run toward the exit
佢擦過我個身體話睇吓我忍得幾耐
兩分鐘後佢咳到甩肺衝向門口離開

麻甩

俾人非禮無數次

仲要以為我鍾意

They molest.

They disgust.
Matthew 5:27, 28

Annoy

Annoyer: I think someone came into my place and vandalized my belongings. They probably cracked the code at the door.

(a phone call later)

Annoyee: The landlord said that he can change it into the traditional key lock for our safety.

Annoyer: Good Lord!!! That will cost a lot of money. Is he going to pay for it?

Annoyee: Yes, he said so.

Annoyer: That's great!!! I think I may have a microchip in my head, can you ask the landlord to pay for the surgery to remove it as well?

Annoyee: 。。。。。。。

麻煩人    :  有人入屋搞破壞，可能佢哋知道咗門鎖密碼。

                  （阿邊個打完一個電話後）

被麻煩人:  個業主話為咗我哋安全，可以換翻用鑰匙嘅鎖喎。

麻煩人    :  嘩我的主呀! (唔知點解咁文皺皺) 好貴嫁喎。。。咁喺咪佢出錢先？

被麻煩人:  佢話喺喎。

麻煩人    :  太好啦！仲有，我諗我有一楷微晶片喺我個頭裏面，唔知可唔可以叫阿業主佢出錢幫我攞翻出嚟咁呢？

被麻煩人:（無言以對）
John 10:10

應得

當你做得太好

人哋唔知點好

Good deeds deserve punishment.

(from satan)
James 3:16

體會

凡事都是虛空。

All is vanity.

Ecclesiastes 1:2

傻瓜

我掛念着一個我不認識的人。

I am missing someone I do not even know.

傷肝

醉翁之意不再走

決定留下來飲酒

At the bar the sad drunkard decided to stay
To hurt his liver for a few more days

醒

尋晚我瞓得好唔安穩

因為味精或潛質監躉

Last night I could not sleep that well

From MSG or people supposed to be in jail

選美

World peace sounds a little old school

But that is what human kinds should do

世界和平聽落有啲老土

但身為人類有責任做到

Wish

Tobacco should be banned globally.

Lungs should be cleansed nobly.
全球全面禁煙
肺病不再出現

He will

This morning I heard trumpet sound

I opened the curtain and looked around

I did not see Jesus Christ coming in the cloud

So I went back to sleep sweet and sound
今早聽見號角聲  打開窗簾來查證
雲裏不見祂蹤影   抱頭大睡不願醒
1 Thessalonians 4:16-17 

真愛

咖喱牛腩   走進肚腩

一磅冇減   祢繼續攬

Briskets curry   Join my belly
I am chubby   You still hold me

傑青

廢青冇乜嘢做

可以隨傳隨到
I am the loser and I am here
Send me You are my Destiny

海味

My leg has an abalone, 

It must be very lonely, 

Hope that it will go back to the sea,

To meet up with its family.
小鮑魚孤獨地在我腳上寄居
希望牠回到海裏與家人團敘

神攬

雞雞 + 牛牛 + 芝士 + 獅子 + 狗 + 金針＆冬菇 + 豆腐 + 紹菜 + 濃湯底 (有紅蘿蔔，甜) + 麵豉湯 + 芝麻醬 + 葱蒜自混醬 + 好朋友 + 口水 +  大笑 + 童年回憶 & 陰影 + 滴住水嘅天花板 + 同我把聲完全唔同嘅回音 MINUS 啲回音

ll

知足揚攬煲

Chicken + Cow + Cheese + Lion + Dog + Mushrooms + Tofu + Napa + Concentrated soup base (with carrot, sweet) + Miso soup + Sesame sauce + Green onion garlic self mixed sauce + Good friend + Saliva + Laughs + Childhood memories & shadows + Dripping water from ceiling + Echoes that were totally different from my voice MINUS The echoes
ll
Praise-You-for-watching-over-me-I-am-so-content Hotpot 

尋日

行街街  吹水水

食鍋鍋  瞓覺覺

Window-shopping

Chit-chating

Hot-potting

Rest-in-peacing

大食

窩心火鍋

I ate it all

祂餵

美食佔據口胃
我覺得很安慰

Delicious food occupies me

Nutritious food comforts me

Lunch

番茄肉片，神魔互片

上帝咁堅，點夠祢摙
God gave me pork and tomatoes
while He was beating up the devils

悔改

天國近了，我們應當悔改。

We should repent,
for the Kingdom of Heaven has come near.
Matthew 3:2

投訴

親愛的地理老師：

為什麼您廿九年前欺騙我們？

學生

小妹敬上
二零一九年五月四日

May 4, 2019

Dear Mr. Geography Teacher:

Why did you lie to us twenty nine years ago?

Sincerely,

God's little girl

Transformers

七大洲跟五大洋

最近變得很張揚

Seven continents and five oceans

Recent great transformations

嚡

人哋車見車載，小妹冇人喜愛

Everybody gives her rides,
they can't wait to see me die.

滑

Chicken Thighs VS Bumpy Thighs

雞上脾大戰我隻脾

SOS

Lumpy Bumpy sat in the stall
Lumpy Bumpy couldn't hide at all
All the King's Angels and all the King's Men
Rescued Lumpy punished satan's again

腫腫脹脹小房間坐
腫腫脹脹痕癢難躲
上帝領天使與祂的戰士
拯救出腫腫把撒旦懲治
Humpty Dumpty

分手

跟撒旦分手，與基督相戀

I broke up with satan,
I hooked up with Christ

裝

撒旦裝蟲，上帝心痛

satan is bugging, God's Heart is aching

蟲

禽獸都不如

 insect < animal

HIP

Daddy, Daddy, what did You do to me?

I took away the hives so that you wouldn't be stung by the bees.

What about my honey?

I provide, honey. 
Thank You, Daddy!!!

爸爸，爸爸，如果冇咗蜂巢，我哋會點樣?

如果冇蜜蜂，你就唔會腫

咁我哋會點呀?

。。。如果冇咗蜜糖飲你會點呢？

。。。嘻嘻，祢咁錫我實會俾我飲嘅

到底啲蜜糖喺邊度嚟嫁？

佢品質咁好，梗喺由我度嚟啦!!!

腩

無人牛腩，隔壁遊覽

No one ate the brisket.

They went next door visit.

身苦

心甜雞粥

Sweet Heart Chicken Congee

BUZZZZZZZ

HIVES = HIGH FIVES
蜂巢  =  甜蜜

要

我知道這樣不好也知道祢的愛一點都不少

我雖然不停的要祢都不會逃

淚濕的枕頭曬乾就好眼淚在祢的心裡就是無盡煎熬

因為在祢身後是我一輩子的驕傲原來我什麼都想要

我要祢的呵護要祢的玫瑰我要祢永永遠遠愛我不變

就算榮耀也好貪心也好哪個女兒對愛不自私不奢望

我要祢的承諾要祢的祝福也要你真真切切愛我萬遍

就算恩典也好沉溺也好最怕祢把沉默當做對我的回答

原來我什麼都想要

歌詞改編自『原來你甚麼都不想要』原唱：張惠妹 作詞：鄔裕康

I know that it is not good,   I also know that Your love is not little.

Even though I have been continuously asking, You never run away.

I am glad that my tears on the pillow are finally dried under sunlight, 

my tears are tortures in Your Heart.

Because following You is the pride of my life.

I discover...I want everything.

I want Your care,  I want Your roses, I want Your Unchanging Love forever.

Because of glory or because I am greedy, whose little girl does not have selfish or extravagant wishes in terms of love.

I want Your Promises, I want Your Blessings, 

I want Your True Love ten thousand times.

For Your Presents or for Your Presence,

I am scared when You answer me with Your Silence. 

I discover...I want everything.

Lyrics adapted from "I discover that you do not want anything" 

Original Singer:Kulilay Amit (A-mei), Orignal Lyrics by:鄔裕康

Hero

在每一件肥美叉燒背後都有一塊豬膶

When there is a  slice of juicy barbecue pork,
 there is a piece of tasty liver

治

謝謝祢的醫治和管治

Thank You for protecting me and healing my body