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今天清晨大約6點20分左右，一堆不明飛行物體於我的天花板樓上的地板突然墜落把我喚醒了。據我初步分析，應該是冥王星因昨天八號風球突然部份爆裂，大量隕石衝向地球東南亞香港九龍土瓜灣我所住之大厦靈巧地避開了頂樓瞄準尾二高之樓層石邊單位之睡房天花猛裂撞擊，撞擊後繼續有不斷之餘震。因事態嚴重，我已經將此天文地理現象交由警方處理。昨晚之八號風球風力強勁並且巧妙地把我一棵種植在室內植物上唯一的花蕾吹到無影無踪，連花枝也不見了，好像此花蕾從未出現過一樣，周邊的枝葉亦在轉瞬間在我出街前及出街後之間的時段突然枯乾，就連我冷氣機的開關掣也被吹着了。那名八號爆格風球我已經在出事後將他她或他們交由警方處理。本人因此風球之損失還在數算當中。

This morning around 6:20am, a group of UFOs woke me up by suddenly falling onto my ceiling and upstairs floor. According to my primary professional analysis, this phenomenon was due to a partial explosion of Dwarf Planet Pluto under the influence of yesterday's typhoon signal number 8. An enormous number of meteorites were flown in lightspeed toward the building I lived in To Kwa Wan District of Kowloon in Hong Kong which was in Southeast Asia on the Planet Earth and the meteorites sophisticatedly skipped the roof and the top floor and targeted right at the bedroom ceiling of the right side apartment on the second highest floor in order to crush it vigorously and violently. The aftershocks continued after the crash. Due to the severity of the situation, I already handed this astronomical geographical phenomenon over to the the police to handle it. The typhoon signal number 8 last night was so violent that it blew away my only indoor plant blossom, even the stalk and the flower branch disappeared like the blossom never existed. The leaves around it were dried and withered in a very short moment within the time period between after I went out and before I came back. The wind was so strong that it even blew my air-conditioning on. Again due to the seriousness of the phenomenon, I already turned the typhoon burglary signal number 8 over to the police. The calculations of my total loss as a result of this specific weather phenomenon are still in progress.