DID

一般人嘅身份證喺佢哋嘅信用咭，因為認錢唔認人。而我嘅身份證就喺我嘅死亡證，因為佢哋當我死咖!

The ID of a normal person is his credit card because people recognize his money. My ID, however, is my death certificate because in their eyes I am certified.