我 I 愛 LOVE 祢 YOU: August 2020

Monday, August 31, 2020

壞人

上次樓上以為我嚮房錄音於是嚮房開水喉，之前啲水聲喺另一邊嘅，今日佢哋以為我嚮廳錄音即刻嚮我喺廳坐嘅位置上面揼嘢。又估錯曬，其實唔好再咁陰毒同自作聰明啦!呢個世界上有好多其他嘢可以做咖，例如做好事咁吖，點解佢哋硬喺堅持一啲都唔做淨喺做壞事咖呢？

確診

懷才不遇同見財化水其實差唔多，不過後者起碼可以見吓，如果你有心臟病呢，就前者好啲嘞，因為由頭窮到落尾，可以維持穩定嘅心率。

炎夏

其實，我喺創作路線方面有啲似周杰倫。。。(蟬聲)。。。尤其是對眼。。。(兩隻蟬聲)。。。咩炙？音樂人梗喺要有豆鼓眼啦! 唔喺點寫豆鼓同睇豆鼓炙？你話嘞!。。。(一咋蟬加烏蠅聲) 。。。咩炙？除咗荷包裏面啲錢同音響效果之外我同佢根本就冇分別! 你哋話喺唔喺吖？喺唔喺呀？吓?!

Yours

Lord You are my life

m(C)fsml(F)

Lord You are my dreams

r(G)mfrs(C)

Lord You are my air

d(Am)rmdf(Dm)

My water and my bread

rmfmfsr(G)

I'm nothing without You

smfsml(F)

I can't imagine a world without You

d't'(G)d'r'ts(C)mrd (Am)

No matter Whatever

dt,d (F) fmr (G)

I am Yours

l,t,d (C)

Songs that have been inspired by our Heavenly Father

P.S. You're my Everything

The world will not exist without You

No matter Whatever We are Yours

This one God gave me the lyrics within 5 minutes, it is 100% Him and 0%me for sure, OMG.

Sunday, August 30, 2020

I saw an angel coming down from heaven. He had in his hand a key to the hole without a bottom. He also had a strong chain. He took hold of the dragon, that old snake, who is the Devil, or Satan, and chained him for 1,000 years. The angel threw the devil into the hole without a bottom. He shut it and locked him in it. He could not fool the nations anymore until the 1,000 years were completed. After this he must be free for awhile. Then I saw thrones. Those who were sitting there were given the power to judge. I saw the souls of those who had been killed because they told about Jesus and preached the Word of God. They had not worshiped the wild animal or his false god. They had not received his mark on their foreheads or hands. They lived again and were leaders along with Christ for 1,000 years. The rest of the dead did not come to life again until the 1,000 years were finished. This is the first time many people are raised from the dead at the same time. Those who are raised from the dead during this first time are happy and holy. The second death has no power over them. They will be religious leaders of God and of Christ. They will be leaders with Him for 1,000 years. Satan Is Destroyed Forever When the 1,000 years are finished, Satan will be free to leave his prison. He will go out and fool the nations who are over all the world. They are Gog and Magog. He will gather them all together for war. There will be as many as the sand along the sea-shore. They will spread out over the earth and all around the place where God’s people are and around the city that is loved. Fire will come down from God out of heaven and destroy them. Then the devil who fooled them will be thrown into the lake of fire burning with sulphur. The wild animal and the false preacher are already there. They will all be punished day and night forever. The Guilty Will Be Punished Then I saw a great white throne. I saw the One Who sat on it. The earth and the heaven left Him in a hurry and they could be found no more. I saw all the dead people standing before God. There were great people and small people. The books were opened. Then another book was opened. It was the book of life. The dead people were judged by what they had done as it was written in the books. The sea gave up the dead people who were in it. Death and hell gave up the dead people who were in them. Each one was judged by what he had done. Then death and hell were thrown into the lake of fire. The lake of fire is the second death. If anyone’s name was not written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire.

啟示錄 20

我又看見一位天使從天降下、手裡拿著無底坑的鑰匙、和一條大鍊子。他捉住那龍、就是古蛇、又叫魔鬼、也叫撒但、把他捆綁一千年, 扔在無底坑裡、將無底坑關閉、用印封上、使他不得再迷惑列國、等到那一千年完了．以後必須暫時釋放他。我又看見幾個寶座、也有坐在上面的、並有審判的權柄賜給他們．我又看見那些因為給耶穌作見證、並為　神之道被斬者的靈魂、和那沒有拜過獸與獸像、也沒有在額上和手上受過他印記之人的靈魂．他們都復活了、與基督一同作王一千年。這是頭一次的復活。其餘的死人還沒有復活、直等那一千年完了。在頭一次復活有分的、有福了、聖潔了．第二次的死在他們身上沒有權柄．他們必作　神和基督的祭司、並要與基督一同作王一千年。那一千年完了、撒但必從監牢裡被釋放、出來要迷惑地上四方的列國、〔方原文作角〕就是歌革和瑪各、叫他們聚集爭戰．他們的人數多如海沙。他們上來遍滿了全地、圍住聖徒的營、與蒙愛的城．就有火從天降下、燒滅了他們。那迷惑他們的魔鬼、被扔在硫磺的火湖裡、就是獸和假先知所在的地方．他們必晝夜受痛苦、直到永永遠遠。我又看見一個白色的大寶座、與坐在上面的．從他面前天地都逃避、再無可見之處了。我又看見死了的人、無論大小、都站在寶座前．案卷展開了．並且另有一卷展開、就是生命冊．死了的人都憑著這些案卷所記載的、照他們所行的受審判。於是海交出其中的死人．死亡和陰間也交出其中的死人．他們都照各人所行的受審判。死亡和陰間也被扔在火湖裡．這火湖就是第二次的死。若有人名字沒記在生命冊上、他就被扔在火湖裡。

輸硬

I think lots of people in this world, like satan, try to replace God. Look, they make mistakes, again, and have been doing something unnecessary that hurt lots of people. Nobody can be God except God Himself, not even angels (look at Lucifer), nor technologies. Because we all make mistakes and only God, our Heavenly Father, is perfect.

欺壓

其實生咗個女之後洗咩幫佢改名炙，求其叫咩呀，乜水呀，冇名呀咪算囉，橫掂第時嫁咗之後個姓都冇埋嫁啦，啲人咪用佢老公個姓加個太字或者師奶呀咁囉，如果嫁知名人士仲衰，成個名冇晒，用佢老公成個名代替咗佢個名，然後加夫人兩個字，稱呼佢兩公婆呢就淨喺用佢老公個名，然後加伉儷兩個字，啲人當我哋啲女人透明嫁! 仲話伉儷伉儷，我宜家抗議呀!反抗呀! 曉唔曉呀？麻甩! 你哋又臭又牛精又冇用，淨喺捐精，啲女人就生仔生到死死吓，個B一出嚟仲要跟你姓，公平咩？都離曬罩嫁! 你哋只不過喺舊款嘅人類嚟咋，女人先喺最新款嘅改良版呀!

Why do we have to give a name to a daughter? We should just call them no name. She will lose her last name after she gets married anyway. People will call her Mrs. then her husbands' last name. Why did you raise her for so many years, people don't even recognize your efforts, is that called unconditionally love? If people want to address them as a couple, their husband's name is going to completely take over, Mr. and Mrs., then her husband's intrusive aggressive boundary-crossing whole name is going to be in the way without even mentioning your beloved daughter. People don't even admit the existence of your daughter, your son in law basically replace her as a human being in the society. Since I'm still single and can call me by my own name, I'm protesting against these stupid sexist rules before I completely stupidly lose my identity and my existence. Also the children that we are having, why do they have to use the husband's last name? The man is theoretically just a sperm donor, the woman is the one who risks her life to give birth! That is sexisticly, retardedly unfair! The man gets the prizes without paying any effort and he even gets more prizes during the production processes. The man gets everything good while the woman gets stretch marks, lose skin, fat belly, spots, months to years of freedom, and possibly incontinence. Do you

have the adult diapers ready for me, my man?

性咩

小搞可以怡情

大搞就要改姓

According to the Bible and the human sexist rule, I have to change my last name before I can have sex...with a man. I prefer man.

嘴嘴

我唔鍾意濕吻，因為利搭利，我冇錢俾，如果你真心愛我就直接俾錢我，衛生啲，如果你唔俾即喺你愛錢多過愛我啦，咁就冇計傾嘞，做女友都慳番。話時話，欠我錢同嘢嗰啲人，請問幾時還呢？記住喺七倍。

I don't like French kiss that much because first of all, I don't like the food you have just eaten that much plus I don't want to hurt your tongue when I start speaking in tongue, the Holy Spirit is powerful you know. If you truly love me just give me money, if you don't want to that means you love money more than me, then forget about having me to be your girlfriend. By the way, the people who still owe me things and money, please pay me back the money and the intact products as soon as possible. Remember, it is seven times of what you have taken and damaged when you did them without me noticing at that time. If you hurt my health including the skin conditions, pay me the medical fees, seven folds.

次序

未做女朋友唔准搞，做咗女朋友只可以小搞，結婚就要大搞，包括婚禮，婚戒上啲鑽石，婚宴，蜜月，間屋，個肚，個胸會自然跟住大嫁嘞。

I cannot do it before I become a girlfriend. I can do a little when I become a girlfriend. I have to do BIG when I get married, which includes wedding ceremony, diamonds on my wedding ring, reception, honey moon, the house, my belly, then the breasts will follow.

女毛

毛絲絲溢自妳的嘴角

(I like your mustache )

忘掉了以往痛苦的失落

(It makes me forget about my pain)

浪漫呼吸中漆黑中就只有妳共我

(It's so romantic, when it's in the dark with only you and me)

從沒有這刻的衝動

(I haven't been so passionate about anything else. )

Fantasy 喜悅眼淚妳熱力似火

(It's so hot)

Fantasy 享受現在這滴下雨水多麼多麼需要你長夜裡不可分開痴痴醉

跳進傘裡看夜雨洒下去

(Now it's wet, it makes me need you even more. I don't think I can live without you nor it. Let me come closer and count the hairs in it)

被蛀: 原來汗毛，尤其喺濕咗嘅汗毛，喺可以咁吸引。我嗰啲都好耐多年冇掹喇!

穌歌

我繼續愛祢我繼續愛祢我盼望每一刻都抱着祢

我太念掛祢我太念掛祢我掛念祢我經巳永屬祢

♡ddt,dd ddt,dd ddt,df m r dt,d X2

心裏頌讚祢口裏頌讚祢管那地老天荒都讚頌祢

rdt,dd rdt,dd rdt,df m r dt,d

感恩祢是祢感恩我是我主創造我皆因愛我而起

rrdt,d rrdt,d rrdrf m r dt,m

可跟祢一起末路仍是美咒詛被祢祝福變新轉機

mmrmm mmrmf ffmfs ff mrm

天天也一起恩典隨着祢祢愛令我展翅往上遠飛

mmrmm mmrmf ffmfs f f mfs

我與祢相愛這愛甜亦美已震撼全地

ssl't's ssl't'd' d'd't'l't'

基督鞭傷裏愛耶穌釘死為愛

r'm' m'r'd'd' l'f'f'm'd'r'

耶穌基督祢血為誰流盡是為我可得永生

sm' m'r'd'd't'l't' d'r'm'f' f'm'd'r'

基督犧牲裏愛耶穌謙卑為愛

r'm' m'r'd'd' l'f' f'm'd'r'

耶穌基督那痛是難以承受但祢因我啞忍

sm' m'r'd'd't'l't' d'r'm'f' f'm'f'r'

(Repeat♡)

神恩上帝都滿滿地傾注到永生唱頌祢愛讚頌救恩

♡♡sm' d'r'm'd'tlr d'r'm'f' f'm'f'f' f'm'f's'

永讚頌祢愛永讚頌祢恩

f'f'm'f'f' f'f'm'f's'

CAmFG XN

Songs that have been inspired by our Heavenly Father

愛祢

上帝祢書中真有我名字嗎

t,drm(C)rrddl,t,dd(Am)

祢有每一分一刻思念我嗎

drmf(F)mmrrt,drr(G)

面對困境逼迫叫我絕望饑荒戰鬥疾病貧窮

t,drm(C)rrddt,t,rr(Am)ddt,t,l,l,

塗炭生靈神祢真明白嗎

l,(F)mfl, l,(G)mfl,t,d(C)

上帝我可否永留住祢

t,drm(C)rdl,t,dd(Am)

願祢賜恩典親手拒絕痛悲

drmf(F)mmrrt,dr(G)

歷遍那魔鬼迫我上絕路苦等抗戰寸步難移

t,drm(C)rrddt,t,rr(Am)ddt,t,l,l,

沈痛心靈無力氣榮耀祢

l,(F)mfl, l,(G)mfl,t,d(C)

父祢聽嗎父祢聽嗎父祢知嗎原諒我吧

t,(C)drd t,(Am)drd t,(F)drd l,(G)t,dt,

父我經已重傷父我真正重傷

t,(C)drdrm t,(Am)drdrm

敵祢得勝很囂張

t(F)drdrmr(G)

♡神愛吧憐恤嘛除它嘛祢所愛沒有牽掛

s,f(C)m m,r(Am)d l,s(F)f fmdd(G)rmr

神愛吧神恩嘛迎娶嘛帶我回家吧

s,f(C)m m,r(Am)d l,s(F)f fmds(G)r

上帝祢施恩我們是嗎

t,drm(C)rdl,t,d(Am)

上帝祢恩典滿溢了嗎

drmf(F)mrt,dr(G)

願我每天都得見祢面被祢躺開雙臂抱入懷

t,drm(C)rrddt,t,drr(Am)rddt,l,

仍無悔釘痕將恩福澆灌我們是嗎

l,l,(F)mfl, f(G)fmmrdl,t,d(C)

上帝我真心真意愛慕祢

t,drm(C)rrddl,t,d(Am)

淚眼因主祢靠近我心扉

drmf(F)mrt,drr(G)

期待祢牽我手走遍地極彰顯祢愛祢大權能

l,t,dm(C)rrrdt,t,rr(Am)ddt,t,l,l,

仍慈悲温柔讓小小的我更能像祢

l,l,(F)mfl, mf(G)mmrdl,t,d(C)

(Repeat♡)

願祢走近願更親近

l,(F)mfl, l,(G)mfs,

抱緊抱緊

fmm(C)(AmFG)fmm(C)

Songs that have been inspired by our Heavenly Father

備註: 肉眼扒主給我們食喇仲有這雞脾給我做早餐

上帝炸雞豬扒炸臭豆腐鮑參翅肚蒜蓉焗蠔龍蝦生蠔燒豬炆豬腳我們食喇

上帝這叉燒我們食喇仲有滷水蛋給我做午餐

上帝雪糕CheesecakeFruitTart西瓜鮮竹卷粉果炸鲮魚球棉花雞蘿蔔糕蝦餃燒賣來食喇

Saturday, August 29, 2020

新聞

保存咗好多年嘅公仔膠枱墊俾人加熱整溶咗啲膠同刮花，新牀單俾人加黑點可能漂染過，搬入後一盆植物死咗，一盆半死，懷疑電子攻擊用輻射襲擊我原本種得好茂盛啲植物或者真人合作整死例如加灰吸乾水份，毒煙甚至落毒。暫時報告喺咁多，交番俾上帝。

安眠

當記念安息日，守為聖日。六日要勞碌做你一切的工，但第七日是向耶和華─你神當守的安息日。這一日你和你的兒女、僕婢、牲畜，並你城裡寄居的客旅，無論何工都不可做；因為六日之內，耶和華造天、地、海，和其中的萬物，第七日便安息，所以耶和華賜福與安息日，定為聖日 (出二十2-17）

Remember the Sabbath by keeping it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is a sabbath to the Lord your God. On it you shall not do any work, neither you, nor your son or daughter, nor your male or female servant, nor your animals, nor any foreigner residing in your towns. For in six days the Lord made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, but he rested on the seventh day. Therefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath day and made it holy.

(Exodus 20:8-11)

大米

Hus咩band吖，揾我笨就有份!

Dark

When I studied graphic design, my teacher taught me that we can combine two or more non related ideas to form a brand new idea. I am thinking of using a piano as a beer dispenser, left pedal to dispense Carlsberg, middle pedal to dispense Budweiser, right pedal to dispense Corona (wow,Corona). So it is a combination of elegance and .......um.........vomits. The keys of the piano, you can use them to dispense whatever you want, cigarettes, cigars, marijuana, heroins(not hero), and any illegal drugs you can think of, viagra, condoms etc. So this is a combination of elegence, sex, and....death.

Friday, August 28, 2020

毒居

My neighbors "smoked" me pretty frequently these several days. Somehow the smell filled up the whole living room and came into my bedroom this morning which is on the opposite side of the apartment. And I could smell it 5 minutes ago in the middle of the night. I think they may want bacon for breakfasts, lunches and dinners. The smell was more than cigarette, it smell like marijuana plus something else. It gives me sore throat. Maybe they are on drugs or something. Have you seen a cancerous pig before?

Thursday, August 27, 2020

狐狸

我啱啱食咗人哋老公好多次一啲內疚感都冇，真喺唔好意思嘞呀花太我實在控制唔到我自己，我哋喺真心相愛嫁，妳成全我哋啦!

墊底

寒底熱底燥底烘底炒底黑底案底肥底瘦底露底臥底餓底起底打底好抵好唔抵枱底櫈底牀下底腳板底在下喺扒底呀各位

扣肉

我認我喺豬扒额，差人拉牙？

咁叻嘅，俾妳估中咗，宜家因為妳身形龐大告妳阻街，樣貌極度驚嚇對市民嘅眼睛同心靈做成難以磨滅嘅創傷，因此對國家安全構成嚴峻嘅威協，觸犯咗國安法第53同54條，宜家要拘捕妳，妳最好保持箴默因為冇人想聽到妳把聲，而妳所講嘅嘢將唔會作為呈堂證供因為妳將被直接還押於獨立監倉無需受審以避免對市民甚至法官做成更多不必要嘅傷害。

唔逆

葉家增產案，越多越好，上帝嘅祝福喺無限的。

野音

音樂可以陶冶性情所以我個人比較野性

Music can mold your temper, so my temper is a little moldy.

踩癮

When I am better than they are, they try to knock me down and make me worse; when they are better than I am,they praise them and step on me. So no matter what, they want me to be bad, that is called persecution.

Wednesday, August 26, 2020

毒水

每當我咩個好少少嘅袋，或者著件好少少嘅衫出街，就會刺激啲WoWo大腸嘅蠕動，又或者令啲街坊同店主僱員突然注重衛生嚮簷蓬上面灑水，一個相當奇妙嘅現象。My better qualitied belongings and I have often been given showers by the artificial rain water and canopy water whenever we go on the street. Only the better quality belongings. That is such an amazing natural phenomenon.

肺罩

最近我配戴奶罩嘅次數比從前頻密咗好多，佢除咗俾一對好姊妹有無比嘅支持之外，更讓我個肺得到更大嘅安全感。各位叔伯兄弟，由宜家直至疫情全面減退期間，你哋應該知道點做啦。

Recently I have worn my breast masks a lot more frequently than before. Other than giving the girls lots of family supports, they also give my lungs a full sense of security. So gentlemen, you know what to do from now on until the pandemic is over.

自量

我己經按指示跟足佢咁著嫁喇噃! 點解望落去回咁唔同嫁呢？冇理由嫁噃!

I've already followed her instruction and dressed exactly like she does. Why do I still look so much different from her? It doesn't even make any sense!

法腹

當我坐低向下望一望我自己嘅身體，我终於覺悟點解政府堅持唔俾我哋堂食一定要外賣嘞，原來佢哋喺唔想我個層層疊胃肚腩公豬於世，同埋一向上吱嘅時候會頂住個頂，增加感染機會，站起來伸展開比較殲瘦，佢哋都喺一片苦心姐。

When I looked downward as I was sitting down, I finally understood why the government does not allow us to dine in but take out only. They just do not want my layers of tummies and bellies to be shown in the public. Also as my bellies squeeze upward they give my lungs so much pressure that increases the chance of infection. It is better to stand so the layers and stretch out a bit and look slimmer. This is such a considerate government, they set up this rule for my own good.

報神

The psycho attackers have been hurting my bones, joints, stopping me from sleeping, making noise to disturb me, monitoring my vision, my hearing, my speeches, my thoughts and announce them to the outside world, putting scratches and bumps on my body, contracting my face muscles, making me pee all night long, making me itchy here and there, clogging my nasal cavity so that I cannot breath through my nose, making my voice hoarse, hurting my gum so it started bleeding and kept raping my throat and my private electronically. Whoever they are, I want them to go to prison, hopefully for life, and I want the weapons to be eliminated from this world.

譯名

Florida

科威特

呼籲

This girl is suicidal. That is why her family has moved her from the tall building to a shorter building so that she maybe a little handicapped, not necessarily dead. But that is not good enough, the whole world should give this girl a huge amount of money so she can buy an independent house at a place that has the highest realty market prices in the world to reduce her chance of killing herself to the minimum. Thank you in advance for your cooperations.

腹有油雞

Monday, August 24, 2020

鬼父

佢哋大大話話都講咗好多大話啦喎!啲車大砲仲多過解放軍啲大砲車，收機收口啦!撒旦喺撒謊之父呀!鬼仔鬼女們。

Sunday, August 23, 2020

魔羣

我講過我嘅事唔需要佢哋理，為咗證明佢哋同個武器遊戲有用不停騷擾我侵犯我私隱，又不停咁犯錯，我做咩有我自己原因有上帝嘅時間，完全與佢哋無關，佢哋當我個上帝同聖靈喺死嘅，自作聰明自以為是，頻頻估錯頻頻出錯，明知個遊戲邪恶仲同佢哋同流合污，頻頻害我，叫佢哋同個遊戲武器一齊摺埋好過啦。They create the poisons, pretend to create the medicines and pretend to help me in order to deceive others that they are good and try to prove that they are better than our Heavenly Father, that is exactly what satan has been doing. They even manipulate children to harm me. What an evil crowd.

暖男

喂做緊咩呀？

煲緊韓劇。

寒底呀你!

所以未要煲囉!

我宜家過嚟幫你睇火吓。

唔好啦我喊到豬頭咁。

唔怕啦! 冤豬頭都有盟鼻萄撻, 腫腫哋望落去飽滿啲young啲嫁! 我件衫純綿好索水嫁，借埋個膞頭俾你啦!

栗子

北韓兒栗

Northern Kimchi Chestnuts......spicy!

鼻塞

屍骨鼻鼾

He snores because the two holes are filled with dirt.

劇痛

韓風刺骨

Korean Bone Cancer.......series

自油

菊花油與你一起精神爽利

白花白花顏色就靚囉白花牌乳膠漆顏色就靚囉

學長

噢巴!我喺月巴呀!

UOMi

All To Myself

When I was young

I always needed my mom

Making her mad sometimes was fun

Those days are gone

Livin' alone

I think of all the friends I've known

Successful and have their fams

Who gives a damn

All by myself

I wanna be

All by myself

With my God

Now I get old

In my forties still single

And making love is not allowed

Those are God's Words

Livin' alone

I think of possible friends I've known

Don't know the numbers of their phones

Empty friend's zone

All by myself

I wanna be

All by myself

Leave me alone

Give me money

All the money

All to myself

Any more?

能登

即食。。。肉。。。煮咗四個鐘頭之後即刻食。。。好淋。。。同我啱啱相反。。。

Instant.......meat.......I ate it instantly after cooking it for 4 hours.......very tender.......the total opposite of me.......

敵人

我嘅一切唔關你哋事唔好再故意砰鈴嘭冷拆我天花板好似你哋平時一樣嘈醒我瞓覺扮幫我其實想整爛我住處同等我吸入水泥灰咳嗽肺病搞到我天花多處石屎剝落有裂痕上次仲搞到我厠所好似落雨咁因為你哋己經多次恐嚇話要趕我走同繼續偷緊我資料嚴重侵犯我私隱令我長期可致命嚴重傷害腦袋之睡眠不足爆格破壞我傢俬偷錢偷嘢及殺死我植物仲有今日喺紅日全日製造噪音同日日刑事毁壞都喺犯法所以唔好再用啲美麗糖衣包住你哋陰毒嘅鬼計嗱嗱聲將呢個所謂遊戲嘅精神電子殺人武器終止同埋上帝是唯一又完美嘅神你哋同撒旦都唔喺你哋長期不斷咁犯錯小你哋貼士:

當鍋內水燒乾後或者溫度偏高異常，電磁爐會自動關機作保護。節時間和f火力。當鍋內食物達到功能要求的溫度點後（不同的功能的最高溫度有差異）。電磁爐會出現間歇加熱或者停止加熱，待溫度降低後再恢復加熱。

詛咒

五蚊份抵到爛啦!。。。真喺爛嘅。

That pair of shoes was such a steal!.......The store owner stole my money!!!

科學

其實你話蒜頭有口益喺咪真嫁？

梗喺啦，啲鬼佬話蒜頭加力吖嘛!

According to Lingual Nutritional Science, English garlic can add strength to Cantonese, only.

容量

深樽止渴

When a Cantonese squats, he thirsts not.

Saturday, August 22, 2020

戰犯

Hey拉你

當NO侵

Friday, August 21, 2020

閘生

The gates of the bill, when the bill comes in, they shut and block it so that they do not have to pay. When the bill goes out, they open and let it out so that others have to pay them. No wonder he is so rich. Great name.

你生

你加乘，冇減除，即喺有上冇落啦，唔怪之得佢咁發啦，好名好名。

你呀

尼日利亞

Layer Layer

青夫

打詠春令你永遠青春。

Singing in the spring keeps you forever young.

忘夫

我已經放棄咗呢個小嘅念頭嘞。

攞遮

"下雨天留客天留客不留人"。咁嗰個人一定喺賊，敵人，gwit上身嘅人，或者賴死趕極唔走嘅人。

豬肋

I am big, tall, so? 凸

警訊

人人賴貓待人香港自然更加揾笨

If everybody blames the cats, Hong Kong will find more stupid.

港野

喺咁揾人吊住我尾影我相噏三噏四，煸動人對付我，又唔知自己啲戲屎，一睇就知你玩跟蹤啦! 人哋點對我你又跟人點對我一啲個人風格都冇，咁即喺唔用腦啦!工又唔俾我做，喺咁講大話冧我俾錢，唔買嘢就阿吱阿咗，買咗嘢都阿吱阿咗，態度惡劣到極點，仲喺唔喺都發曬癲咁鬧，好似上身咁，話番你哋兩句就話對我好失望呀! 己經喺咁偷我私人資料侵犯我私隱嫁啦，仲好似我欠咗你哋咁，喺度指指點點，我點生活關你哋差事呀! 我又冇影響到你，不過你哋騷擾緊我噃，我O收入你哋幫都唔幫仲發曬神經咁針對我，自己唔啱偷我嘢玩跟蹤仲惡人先告狀，宜家我殺咗你哋全家呀？你哋對我唔住我梗喺要出聲保護自己嫁啦，唔通任你洽呀？咁你哋咪好着數，做人就唔好咁野蠻，雖然我哋唔喺中原人士喺南蠻，都過咗咁多年啦，文明啲，似番個人，我唔喺姓林嘅，生意已經唔好嫁啦，仲喺度惡屎能登咁趕客，你老細多得你唔少呀。我對你哋非常超級無敵咁失望呀知冇？正所謂 "人人倒米待人，香港自然會生濕疹"。

Thursday, August 20, 2020

蠢鬼

Once upon a time, there was an angel created by our Heavenly Father thought too much of himself, so he and his buddies rebelled against God and lost the war in Heaven. They got kicked out (Isaiah 14:12-17) and immediately they all became ghosts and evil spirits. The whole gang have been deceiving people in order to stop us from going to Heaven so as to rebel against God. In the future, this fallen angel is going to be thrown into the lake of fire to get tormented day and night eternally (Revelation 20:10). This return-good-with-evil antiChrist's name was Lucifer. We call him and the people who worship him LuLu in Cantonese, it means deadly stupid.

從前有一個上帝創造嘅天使自高自大背叛神，佢同佢啲同伴天使打輸咗仗俾上帝趕出天堂(以塞亞書14:12-17)，跟住就變曬做鬼嘞，之後佢同啲同黨邪靈繼續背叛上帝迷惑人，等人上唔到天堂，喺將來佢會俾上帝扔入火湖永遠不停咁受折磨(啟示錄20:10)。呢個忘恩負義嘅基督敵人個名從前叫做Lucifer, 我哋叫佢同拜佢嘅人做LuLu(唔喺當，佢哋直頭喺), 意思喺"死蠢"。

較疏

講咩小時大時偷針偷金吖，小時打家劫舍殺人放火，大時打家劫舍殺人放火。宜家啲細路好早熟嫁!要做賊嘅，細細個就開始啦，洗咩等咁耐炙。

Kids are so mature nowadays. They commit crimes since they are at their young ages. Thanks to their criminal manipulative babysitters and guardians.

軟足

靜脈咗好廿幾年啦嗰啲曲張! 話明靜默曲章吖嘛，咁就梗唔嘈嫁啦! 佢至多行嚟行去做自己嘢嫁炙，完全唔會騷擾到其他人嘅!

I have wings on my feet and they are very close.

青口

睇吓你吖，面青口唇白

咁我純潔吖嘛，純潔就梗喺白啲嫁啦!遲啲等我哋兩個結咗婚，面色就會紅潤啲嫁喇!

Look at you, you look so pale!

I have purity, of course I look fairer. Later, after I marry you, I'll look A LOT healthier.

Wednesday, August 19, 2020

瘋鄰

今天清晨大約6點20分左右，一堆不明飛行物體於我的天花板樓上的地板突然墜落把我喚醒了。據我初步分析，應該是冥王星因昨天八號風球突然部份爆裂，大量隕石衝向地球東南亞香港九龍土瓜灣我所住之大厦靈巧地避開了頂樓瞄準尾二高之樓層石邊單位之睡房天花猛裂撞擊，撞擊後繼續有不斷之餘震。因事態嚴重，我已經將此天文地理現象交由警方處理。昨晚之八號風球風力強勁並且巧妙地把我一棵種植在室內植物上唯一的花蕾吹到無影無踪，連花枝也不見了，好像此花蕾從未出現過一樣，周邊的枝葉亦在轉瞬間在我出街前及出街後之間的時段突然枯乾，就連我冷氣機的開關掣也被吹着了。那名八號爆格風球我已經在出事後將他她或他們交由警方處理。本人因此風球之損失還在數算當中。

This morning around 6:20am, a group of UFOs woke me up by suddenly falling onto my ceiling and upstairs floor. According to my primary professional analysis, this phenomenon was due to a partial explosion of Dwarf Planet Pluto under the influence of yesterday's typhoon signal number 8. An enormous number of meteorites were flown in lightspeed toward the building I lived in To Kwa Wan District of Kowloon in Hong Kong which was in Southeast Asia on the Planet Earth and the meteorites sophisticatedly skipped the roof and the top floor and targeted right at the bedroom ceiling of the right side apartment on the second highest floor in order to crush it vigorously and violently. The aftershocks continued after the crash. Due to the severity of the situation, I already handed this astronomical geographical phenomenon over to the the police to handle it. The typhoon signal number 8 last night was so violent that it blew away my only indoor plant blossom, even the stalk and the flower branch disappeared like the blossom never existed. The leaves around it were dried and withered in a very short moment within the time period between after I went out and before I came back. The wind was so strong that it even blew my air-conditioning on. Again due to the seriousness of the phenomenon, I already turned the typhoon burglary signal number 8 over to the police. The calculations of my total loss as a result of this specific weather phenomenon are still in progress.

道獎

身嬌肉貴，遠離路軌。咁。。。咪即喺出軌？咁唔喺幾好噃! 所以。。。冇幾耐之後。。。就整咗啲門擋住啲軌，等你一想出軌就撞玻璃，問你怕未! 正所謂有得睇冇得食，提高港人嘅道德標準。攞諾貝爾獎啦你!

Tuesday, August 18, 2020

見板

我知我喺小薯，就喺因為我夠細又夠薯，我呢個K屎啱啱好塞得入你哋個O，麻煩你哋吖，幫我拉咗啲有組織罪案嘅壞人啦，Psychotronic Weapons 嘅用家同埋 Gang-stalking，Community Harrassment嘅人，仲有佢哋啲幫兇，佢哋夾埋偷我嘢整爛我嘢，打爛我住緊嗰度，屈我隻腳，整瘀我，不停用聲音滋擾我，偷我私人資料然後公開宣佈，偷我Ideas然後用嚟賺錢，用科技24小時監視我感觀思想製造假像塞入我個腦嗰啲人，用邪靈同科技傷害我身體，有癦有水泡有紅腫有疤痕有甩頭髮有關節痛有內臟痛眼痛牙痛出血爛肉假蚊癩周身痛周身嚴重痕癢有手腕腫起一大舊唔知咩嚟chok我手腳改我心跳頭暈想嘔賴尿肚痛肚疴攪到我瞓唔到誣陷我整到我突然失去知覺嚮街度暈低利用我身邊嘅人害我日日電子性騷擾同電子強姦我嗰啲人呢。麻煩你哋拉曬佢哋啦。咁你哋O記個O就好快填滿，立下豐功偉績嫁喇! 大家好來好去，搞掂呢單嘢，你哋升職時我又有好日子過，(雖然我仲嚴重失業，學校又想趕我出校)，話唔定諾貝爾獎都有得你哋攞呀!

句號

我不入地獄。。。我不入地獄!

Ruin

My upstairs neighbors have been ruining my ceiling and making the noise and threatening me every single day. I have cement and concrete flaking off, cracks in the ceiling and above the windows. Also I have water damages in my rental apartment. It was like raining from the ceiling several days ago when I went to the bathroom. They hammer, drill, roll back and forth with something that has wheels, drag things on the floor, run back and forth with heavy foot steps, scratch the floor, took away the signal from the TV (possibly stole some cables), knock on the floor, jump off something and hit the floor, put two scratches on the outside wall next to the stairs, they played on my door lock, unlocked the gate lock etc etc. Their threatening statements (all in Cantonese) have been: install it yourself if you want to watch TV (hammer noise then no signal right after), make you lose your peace forever, disturb you until you leave, why set up such atmosphere when she lives all by herself, we already killed one of her plants, let us keep on doing it then they continued to run around, attack you with smoke and injected cigarette smoke into my place, they yawned loudly at the hallway and said singing the same song the whole time, announced that she lives all by herself in the apartment, she is not asleep yet, I keep waking her up and she does not, she uses the fan to block our noise, sleep till so late, I will make this side as damaged as the other side, let me steal it, let me crawl in and kill all your plants, says you deserve it when I fail doing something, after I typed in my password they yelled upstairs saying that we stole it, let me stop it when I started uploading a video, let me delete it after I uploaded a video etc etc. I already called the police many times and they cannot stop them nor arrest them even after they came several times already. One of them even searched through my wallet and said he just wanted to investigate. I said he was invading my privacy, he should investigate my neighbors instead of me. The moment he came in, he or someone used his voice saying the Chief Executive of Hong Kong told him that what I heard was not reliable because I was part of the voice hearing group. I never even went to that group once, only a social worker asked me to go and help the other victims out. Eventhough the voice or noises are made by the technology, it is still a crime and that is even a bigger and more difficult case they have to investigate. He asked me if I was single. I wrote down all the threatening statements I heard from my neighbors and asked them to keep it, they gave the note back to me. I told them my neighbors did it on purpose to ruin the properties and they hammered the apartment upstairs above me wherever I was located. I heard the hammering noise in the bathroom and the concrete immediately fell onto the fake ceiling and it was like raining a couple days ago when I went to the bathroom. I told them I had been repairing the holes and after I filled the holes in the ceiling, they hammered so much upstairs it cracked again before the cement dried so I had to repair them again. I even showed them the pictures how the concrete and rebars were exposed and damaged. That specific policeman still said that my neighbors did not break the law. I think that specific policeman is corrupted. I told them my previous upstairs and same floor neighbors possibly followed me from my previous rental place to this place or they were from the same group of people, those neighbors used to break in to steal my money and belongings and do whole bunch of damages. I lost over 20000HKD from that place. I even told him my previous address and that specific policeman said they could not investigate due to privacy reason, I said if they were committing a crime, he could investigate. I called 999 again and that lady operator said they had to refer it to the police in my district and they could not process it over there. Then I called 999 again, the other lady answered the call, I explained to her this was criminal damage if they did it on purpose to ruin the apartments, and possibly deliberately harmed my body because I could get sick by inhaling the concrete and cement or injured by the falling concrete. This time she said she would pass along the message to the local police, then the other policewoman called and said the police will come up and patrol this building on regular basis from that point on. I asked them did they need me to open the downstairs gate for them and they said they already had a way to open the gate.

My blog has been changed sometimes without my consent, and it take me over 24 hours to upload each of the following around one minute videos. Yesterday after 18 hour, the video was uploaded for only 20 something percent when I checked again after I came back home. Then I heard the voice from upstairs saying let me log in again, then the uploading speed suddenly sped up to uploaded over 50 percent. The uploading seems to stop when I am not watching. That means someone has possibly hacked into my account even after I have changed my password many many times.

I will be uploading another video, i cannot do it now because when I upload video on youtube the internet does not allow me to do anything else on it including blogging.

Dear brothers and sisters in Christ please pray the God our Heavenly Father will solve all the problems for me including my academic, school situation, my living situation and my career and my health (I coughed myself up this morning and several other times possibly because of the dust they produced, and the psychotronic satanic attacks are still hurting my body here and there, stopping me from sleeping, making me itch and pee myself sometimes and nobody can control them except God Himself). I am still unemployed and I still cannot finish school because of my ability, my finance and my difficult situation. My problems are so overwhelming that no human can handle them but God. It is a spiritual warfare for sure. My enemies have been controlled by satan. Lots or I should even say all of them act like demon possessed. They spend all their times and energy just to ruin my life. Please pray in Jesus Christ Name for me. Thank you and God bless.

好襯

I like to have everything in a set, iPhone, iPad, iPod, ibags. I already have the fourth ones, two of them, and they are huge. I am missing only the first, second and third.

Monday, August 17, 2020

黃綠

牀前明月光疑是地上霜

舉頭望明月低頭師姑香

被蛀:呢個大夫真喺呢。。。已經大近視嫁啦，診症時仲擔天望地，唔怪得阿師太佢提早登極樂啦，真喺善哉善哉，冇眼睇呀!

垃圾

啱啱我嚮睡房聞到陣煙味，再聽到樓上講用煙攻你。咁即喺畜以謀殺啦。計刑事毁壞，畜以傷害他人身體之後，宜家仲要謀殺。

I just smelt cigarette smoke in my bedroom, then I heard the voice from upstairs saying I attack you with smoke.That is murder. After criminal damaging both properties and deliberately harming my body, now murder is added to the list of crimes my neighbor has committed.

嬉水

5歲:好殘忍呀!

媽媽:又咩好殘忍呀？

5歲:佢哋叫人犧牲唔俾人玩水呀!

憂慮

媽媽，個浮台咁高，點爬呀？游到出去都己經冇曬力啦，爬一級都好難爬嫁喇噃，仲要爬七級先上到個浮台，未爬到上去都已經攰到跌番落水啦，咁點救人一命呀？。。。其實，起七級咁多，喺咪有多啲地方，可以放多啲人呀？。。。不過如果我拉下面，頂嗰層未會側埋一邊，啲救咗嘅人未會扇番落水囉。。。如果再拉大力啲，又或者太多人喺上層集中埋嚮一邊，可能成個浮台打橫瞓低，咁咪全部人都跌番曬落水囉。。。我覺得呢個設計都唔喺咁好。。。

Sunday, August 16, 2020

Shiwer

嗰日我去自己個厠所俾人淋屎水，仲加啲石添。

I was showered with hard water because it has concrete in it, WAT DA.......water! My life is just...hard.

啲菜

Detroit Destroys?

They must be good at demolitions and bodybreaking.

我個Point喺我有好多Points喺塊面同身度，佢哋加嘅時候都喺冇咩Point嘅。

DID

一般人嘅身份證喺佢哋嘅信用咭，因為認錢唔認人。而我嘅身份證就喺我嘅死亡證，因為佢哋當我死咖!

The ID of a normal person is his credit card because people recognize his money. My ID, however, is my death certificate because in their eyes I am certified.

XXL

多得樓上由朝揼到晚，跑到晚，轆到晚，撓到晚，鑽到晚，我嗰兩個黑環保袋己經由中碼變咗加大碼嘞!

Thanks to my upstairs neighbors constantly hammering, drilling, running, rolling, my two black shopping bags have increased their sizes from medium to extra extra large.

熊貓

失眠　厠格上空小雨滴落寞訴出冷清啊失眠　睡房內不斷揼牆聲石屎落於我面牀邊夜雨入侵角落牆罅天花殘礫啊…討厭這夜失眠鄰居滋擾苦痛又一次痛恨佢哋一日到黑卜爛曬啲嘢屋內滿是灰塵牆璧粉碎窗框裂開曬佢哋毁壞製造噪音應份坐監去

半死

我的家

看到石屎和鋼筋

水泥剝落滲水印

我的家，一共有半個人

挑選

挑你滷味

你好歡喜

Friday, August 14, 2020

艇仔

飯焦你就試得多嘞，粥焦你又試過未呢?我嗰條船啱啱觸咗，感謝神船底冇穿，仲用得，不過原本白嘅宜家就黃黄哋喇!

疫情

Ew! They smoke cigar rats! Gross!

你哋做咩食老鼠呀？你喺咪有病呀？佢哋有病咖!

茶舞

我哋分會喺要向總會報告嘅，仲一定要嚮夜晚添，歡迎你加入你會紅夜總會。

We are just a branch and we have to report to the headquarter of our corperation, every night, in person. Most of the time we have to bring quite a bit of cash with us and dress up a little when we go there. We also need to bring a nonalcoholic friend with us who has a driver license. Welcome to our club, my friend.

屎書

啲人落井下石，再加多坺屎添，真喺毒屎片咖!

After I fell in a well, they threw concrete rocks down here, then pooped into the well.

太兇

天花亂聚。。。落，天花跌落嚟當死冚。。

The retards have been ruining their own floor in order to ruin my ceiling. They do not believe that gravity exists nor an aparment needs a floor. They also do not believe that murder is a sin nor against the law.

C屍

細路。你欠我周。身。債

細路。揼到石屎。甩。曬

你喺。智障定魔鬼

你意圖謀殺。仲拆人。天花

Concrete Monster

Cementery Owner

Thursday, August 13, 2020

好得k

我今日去咗叫鴨。。。半隻炙。。。因為唔夠錢叫全隻。。。同埋佢趕住收工。。。。。。。滷水嘅

Whenever I do not have candy

I just have to look at you honey

寧神

安寧安寧安安寧，上上下下左左右右前前後後祢都喺當中。

Where are You, Heavenly Father?

Everywhere!

偷孩

細路。你喺咪黐。咗。線

細路。你喺咪啪。咗。嘢

你哋。唔喺咁醒目

亂咁入人屋。仲學人。偷嘢

Mini Burglars

慈父

<div style="text-align: center;">唔洗問又喺上帝啦! 阿上帝祢都算好事多為喇!<div style="text-align: center;">It's You again God! Is there any good thing You don't do, Father?

Wednesday, August 12, 2020

乞嚏

原來做啲有傷風化嘅嘢好容易令人傷風嫁!

Tuesday, August 11, 2020

熱氣

我好歡喜食曲曲薯片，有薯片食，又有歌聽，何樂而不為呢？

愛了

我知道了(國)

我知道祢受盡鞭傷了

我知道祢受盡委屈了

我知道祢為我犧牲了

祢為了愛我釘十架了

我知道我罪給赦免了

我知道我因祢聖潔了

我知道天國是我家了

我將永遠跟祢一起了

我當天差一點没命了

祢伸手把我救回來了

祢令我留這世界上了

是要我成就祢旨意了

祢的愛把我心打動了

願永生永世跟隨祢了

請祢聖靈把我充滿了

讓我永順從祢帶領了

(Repeat)

祢的愛把我心溶化了

我永遠都祇屬於祢了

安躺祢懷抱內陶醉祢甜蜜裏

祢和我就這樣愛着了 X2

祢和我就這樣愛着了

(s,s r)3 r(C)m m r f m

(m,m t)3 t,(Am)d d t, r d

(l,l m)3 m(F)f f m s f

(f m d)3 d(G)r r d m r

X4 (first time)

(s,s r)3 m(C) m m s f m

(m r d)3 t,(Am)d d t,r d

(l,l m)3 f(F) f f m s f

(f m d)3 r(G)r r d m r

X4 (second time)

(s,s r)3 m(C)m m s f m

(m f s)3 s (F)l l(G) t t(Am)d'-------

l s (F)l t d' t(G)-- t m(C) t t r' d'(Am)--

l s l(F) - t d' t(G)-- d'r'(C)d'----

(first time)

d't,(F)l, t, d' t,(G)- t, m'(C) t,t,r'. d'(Am)----

d' t(F) l- t d' t,(G)-- d' r'- (C)d'----

(second time)

d' t (F)l -- m' m' (G)t----d'-r'-m'(C)-------

Songs that have been inspired by our Heavenly Father

Monday, August 10, 2020

STOP

The psychotronic attackers keep on hurting my left hip and leg. Please pray that they will stop and ask God to imprison them so that that cannot hurt anyone. Please also ask God to destroy thebpsychotronic weapons and well. In Jesus Christ Mighty Name. Thank you.

Sunday, August 9, 2020

蛋撻

遙遠的撻不可以再歸家，我在夢裏卻始終只有撻，遙遠的撻可知我心中的說話，熱情若冇變那管撻蒼桑變化。吓呀呀。吓呀呀呀呀。

獨白:無論妳變成點，我都食硬妳嫁嘞。

兒犯

未成年小孩如果未滿14歲，就還屬於幼年，其犯罪不負刑事責任，根據案件的具體情況，監護人(父母)要負責相應的經濟賠償，不替小孩負刑事責任。如果是指使的話，那就是教唆犯，那就要負相應的刑事責任。

每日頭條<<監護人不承擔孩子刑事責任怎麼辦>>

分類＼親子時間＼2017-11-01

https://kknews.cc/zh-hk/baby/6e8aonl.amp

感化院：感化院為 10 至 15 歲的男性犯人而設，並由社會福利署管理。感化院著重透過社會工作及訓練而令罪犯改過自生。感化院的刑期由 1 年至 3 年不等，時間長短則要視乎犯人在感化院期間的表現好壞而定。

羈留院：羈留院是根據《少年犯條例》為 10 至 15 歲的男性及女性犯人而設，並由社會福利署管理。羈留院著重透過短期羈留式的刑罰及訓練令犯人改過自生，及令他們重新建立有規律的生活模式。羈留院的最高刑期為 6 個月。

針對少年犯之家長或監護人的命令：根據《少年犯條例》第9條及第10條，凡有10至15歲的少年被控告，其家長或監護人亦可能會被強制陪同出庭。這些家長或監護人亦可被命令為他們的子女繳交保證金或罰款，如不繳付，法庭可以扣押令方式追討（即撿走財物並變賣為現金），甚至判處該家長或監護人入獄。

香港大學法律及科技研究中心:社區法網 <<兒童 / 少年罪犯的刑罰，是否有別於成人罪犯？>>

https://www.clic.org.hk/tc/topics/policeAndCrime/criminal_liability_and_penalties/q3.shtml

煮婦

小雲生咗喇! 生咗清雞湯呀! 哈哈!

裝修

要封得封

要瘀得瘀

Home Improvement: Disappear! You holes!

好肥

脂加哥

Chick Cargo

多啤

等我去個士多到買啲士多啤梨先

I am going to the store to get some storeberry cheese cake and store it in the fridge.

淋油

啲大已Loan好Loanly呀。

The loaners are usually very loanly, so they keep seeking the loanees for companies.

Saturday, August 8, 2020

還錢

漢堡包其實即喺菜肉包，或者肉餅夾麵包，喺由中國傳入西方的，由於我哋喺漢人，所以未叫漢堡囉。我認為麥當勞，Burger King呀之類應該俾番啲版權費呀，發明費呀之類俾我哋啲中國人。佢哋賺到盆滿缽滿，應該啦!

早晨

滷水蛋漢堡

Friday, August 7, 2020

嚴重

樓上經常隨處在地上Dup，用好重腳步跑，多次有東西由屋頭轆到屋尾，由屋頭拖到屋尾，天天如是，這是超過五十年的唐樓，入住十幾日，己經由有電視睇到完全收唔到訊號，仲大聲話要睇電視自己裝，曾經聽過電鑽聲，鎚仔Dup嘢聲，天花同窗框己經有嚴重石屎水泥剥落，有裂痕，有滲水現象，有兩盤植物淹淹一息，只剩下秃枝同幾塊葉，我由咳嗽，鼻塞到現在喉嚨痛，巳經用水泥封了一些洞，因長時間接觸水泥及剝落油漆石屎，手巳掉皮，三隻手指頭皮膚爆裂，腳亦因要在梯上保持平衡而有瘀傷，但樓上鄰居沒有停手，繼續意圖破壞，同時破壞兩個單位，此乃刑事毁壞(可被判十年監禁)及蓄以傷害他人身體(可被判終身監禁)，已報了警，但未有Warrant，暫時未能入屋進行搜查，希望找到樓上業主進行跟進以阻止破壞行動繼續，必要時希望將疑犯繩之於法。希望主內弟兄姊妹為我及全幢大厦住客奉住耶穌之名祈禱，以致所有邪惡力量離開此大厦，因破壞會嚴重影響空氣質素及住客健康，肺弱了會更易染上冠狀病毒肺炎，更嚴重甚至影響樓宇結構，導致倒塌，全幢大厦甚至旁邊大厦之住客都會受到牽連。謝謝幫忙，願上帝祝福你和你一家。

孤毒

尋日一瞓醒覺就喉嚨痛到依家，唔知喺毒氣毒水定獨食呢？不過我好肥噃。

I have been having sore throat since yesterday after I woke up. i am wondering if it is because of poisonous air, poisonous water, poisonous food, or poisonous hearts.

Thursday, August 6, 2020

害腦

當我斷斷續續咁瞓咗六個半鐘之後:

電鋸聲

佢哋乜都唔理，一個女人仔點做炙

佢哋為咗嘈醒你炙

我哋想訓練你做特首，做特首唔可以瞓到黃朝百晏

宜家害人嘅招數真喺層出不窮，工又唔俾我做，仲要連瞓都唔俾我瞓，呢位害人策略師可謂厥功至偉，唔知幾錢人工呢？

After I slept on and off for six and a half hours:

Sound of electric saws

They didn't do anything, how can a little lady handle all that!

They just want to make noise and wake you up.

We are training you to be the chief executive, you can't sleep in once you become a chief executive!

The methods of ruining somebody's life are so creative and have lots of varieties nowadays. They do not let me work, they do not even let me sleep. The Life Ruining Planner has been doing an excellent job. I am just wondering how much does he earn per month.