Friday, July 26, 2019

好忙

戒毒戒煙戒酒戒嫖戒賭戒口戒粗口戒糖戒鹽戒嚴戒暴戒女戒指
Quitical

中國

用愛做世界

可愛

林鄭我哋愛您
希望您愛我哋
習伯我尊重您

生活

小解
大解
和解

反彈

我食滷水蛋
你食催淚彈
耶穌請食飯
唔好再亂反

媽呢

嫲婆豆父
Where is mom?

淒涼

This blog has been very lonely
She needs a lot of attentionsss

安居

捱足一世騾仔
結埋婚生埋仔
供樓又要趯米
買尿片又餵仔
撲學校交學費
再供樓再笛米
瞓個豆潤單位
瞓過啲就一世
供樓輪到個仔
What are we doing
Slaves of housings

忍婚

你哋唔想忍都忍咗咁耐啦
兩公婆忍吓忍吓一世嫁啦
都唔爭在忍埋嗰幾十年啦
Love  is  patient Love is kind
Tolerate and you are just fine

戒暴

我從小就經常同細佬打交
報復嚟報復去咩都打餐飽
就喺沉唔住氣一定要反咬
我知道自己犯緊罪唔受教
既驚落地獄又驚俾魔鬼攪
日日念主禱文好似有依靠
我十二歲信耶穌等佢嚟教
醒覺自己會殺人多過打交
即刻收手唔似以前咁火爆
冇再郁手淨喺用口同佢拗
感激上帝卅二年都仲有效
食腦嘅男生比大隻佬可靠
呢個年代用武力簡直駁炒
你要上位一定要用腦思考
靠暴力會腰酸背痛兼冇效
殘廢冇命或入醫院瞓餐飽
為下一代著想請你用身教
教武力定文明聖經做參考

Thursday, July 25, 2019

豪車

好香

香港喺個法治嘅社會
香港喺個髮指嘅社會
香港喺個發紫嘅社會
Law  rules Hong Kong
Rage rules Hong Kong
Tar  rules  Hong  Kong

榜樣

唔好警教壞氓?
唔好氓教壞警?

國恥

中華流氓攻我國

接招

掟磚頭呀掟磚頭
玻璃樽呀玻璃樽
催淚彈呀催淚彈
縮骨遮呀縮骨遮
警棍扑呀警棍扑
橡膠彈呀橡膠彈
胡椒粉呀胡椒粉
路牌盾呀路牌盾
棒球棍呀棒球棍
Daddy rents me a place of my own
In Hong Kong which is a war zone
Dear tourists do not leave us  alone
Investors  make  yourself  at  home
We need your money that you own
To rebuild and repair this war zone
Pay medical bills for broken bones

秘笈

以德服人
以柔制剛
以善勝惡
以身作則
以和為貴
 Virtuous and Gentle
 Kind  and  Peaceful
 Good   Role  Model

毀員

向人拋擲雜物
蓄意毀壞公物
破壞他人財物
濫暴名副其實

媽生

有仇即報
以暴逆暴
連命都冇
問候伯母
於事無補
They  brick  them up
They  beat  them  up
They   tear  them  up
They  screw  life  up
They  call   mom  up
They fail to make up

Tuesday, July 23, 2019

耶果

穌花
耶穌祢願意守護在旁
受壓祢懷內可釋放
平安會在我心靈燦爛繽紛的開放

FGC FGC FGC/EmAm FGC

收集

I may go to the next protest because
the pepper at home is almost used up
我而家知道點解啲示威者要帶玻璃樽
因為佢哋屋企啲胡椒粉都喺就嚟用晒

Diggs

Souper delicious
God  is gracious

Monday, July 22, 2019

Mucus

Just so you know the psycho attacker has been hurting my throat
Please  pray for my hoarse voice so that God's healing will show
感謝上帝賜我線條圓美
求天父讓我聲線更完美

細心

大肚沊冇良心
Belly fat pushes up to my heart
Loving  someone is pretty hard
Creamy pies with crunchy tarts
Eating food maybe a good start

喊驚

你哋快啲翻屋企覺覺豬啦
唔喺警察叔叔放蛋蛋催啦

哮喘

正當示威者拋磚忍辱
就流出有磚嚴的眼淚
當玻璃樽粉碎的一刻
在雲海裏被薰到氣咳
The differences between
PROTEST and RIOT
other than the spellings

嚴重

麻煩大家學吓尊重
你想掟嗰舊磚好重
會導致到傷亡慘重
Heavy Duty?

淚氣

Smoke Gets In Your Eyes?
Hopefully Not!!!

好貴

維修費响邊度嚟㗎媽咪
响爸爸媽媽銀包度嚟囉
點解佢哋打爛嘢妳賠呀
因為哥哥曳曳同蠢豬囉
咁我哋會唔會俾佢打㗎
有可能嫁唔好行咁埋呀
如果我嬲嘅時候點做呀
寫字同講說話去表達囉
好似佢哋寫喺牆上面呀
寫信請願或者講咪得囉
喺網上講同寫得唔得呀
梗喺得啦媽媽教你點寫

磚窗

要人哋尊重人權
自己又濫用人權
和平示威都不願
請問你叫人點尊

意粉

三思吵義憤
Think twice before your righteous fights

Sunday, July 21, 2019

帛金

 HK$1800 per month = HK$21600 per year
PLUS Medical & Funeral Bills
每月1800港元=每年21600港元
再加上醫療及殮葬費

菸事

食魚魚快高長大
食菸菸好快死晒
Tartar sauce
VS
Tar Tar Source

Huh?

佢叫我唔好再肥落去佢話佢驚接受唔倒
個問題喺點解要接受呢我連男朋友都冇
仲有就喺我連講呢句喺邊個我都唔知道

Man

Man should be A dam
He should stop his woman from crying by making her happy
A-Dam to stop the tears from flowing, you know?

自大

Men are just full of themselves. They are so easy to think that women like them. Whenever there is a problem or when they get rejected, they always blame on the women. They have been doing that since Adam's generation. When are they going to learn?

Saturday, July 20, 2019

BEST

至勁喺祢啦

基督

"I'm just nobody trying to tell everybody
All about Somebody who saved my soul"
Lyrics from 'Nobody' by Casting Crowns
我自己並唔喺邊個
只喺想話俾每個知
拯救我靈魂嘅呢個

Thursday, July 18, 2019

自殺

Cut one flesh into halves
Divorce is a painful path
婚禮 。。。分體

必需

夫妻呼吸
fu qi hu xi

毛聲

Caterpillar
A-ca-pella

蟲蟲

我喺小毛蟲
我喺小無蟲

查餐

賴賬躲
槍彈面
動拉查

油用

以油製光
以油制乾

練習

瀡史瀡史
靚史靚史
His-to-ry
His story

答禱

Last night some attackers contracted my uterus vigorously
It hurt so bad that I had to pray and leave my bed urgently
I  thought  that they tried to ruin my chance to have babies
I asked God to stop the pain the attackers caused remotely
I negotiated with God why did He allow such evil activity
This nonsense had been cursing for over two years' history
I  said  that He was righteous and He handled things justly
I asked why were they allowed to hurt His daughter freely
Why  were they allowed to hurt innocent people randomly
We could not even defend ourselves from such technology
Why the technologies were even allowed to exist currently
I asked God to eliminate them from universe to deliver me
I was not related to them nor did anything to them wrongly
The attackers did not have any right to manipulate my body
They violated my human rights by invading into my privacy
They were thieves when they stole my information constantly
Murderers when they were intentionally remotely hurting me
Why did they not have bad consequence after they injured me
And no one could figure out who and where they were exactly 
I struggled for half an hour then I started sleeping on my belly
A minute later the pain was slowly shifted to my right kidney
I heard a voice but I could not figure out all the words exactly
Eventually the pain was softened and it disappeared gradually

Tuesday, July 16, 2019

問號

林則徐因鴉片毒害人民虎門銷煙
林鄭月娥會否因愛港人全面禁煙
Do all Lams ban smoking?

Sunday, July 14, 2019

上帝

祢對我的愛無比偉大
我對祢的愛洶湧澎湃
Your love for me is wise, sacrificial, unconditional, amazing and great
My love for You is sweet, gentle, childlike, yet surging and passionate

才華

妳們既然做到一字馬
組織舞蹈團表演一下
或者演唱會做dancers

Dam

Thank you for your prayers
Today I gradually get better

Seek

One Two Three
Hiding from me

River

My nose has been running for hours
The psychotronic attackers are sour
Jealous of me that God is my Tower
Dehydrating me like a dried flower
They cannot overcome God's Power
The final victory is going to be Ours

Saturday, July 13, 2019

Friday, July 12, 2019

愛國

我不算周遊列國   但我應該有知覺
曾居住不同角落   五個國家去摸索
香港煙味最明確   朋友初來港工作
問他有沒有發覺   他說家是無煙國
為何香港此運作   我答可能因祖國
曾用痰罐會各國   抽着煙背後操作
年過八十仍工作   萬中無一男主角
祖國愛迷離撲朔   煙草商賺錢為樂
煙民不相信科學   仍信吸煙有收獲
繼續抽煙將命搏   港人一向愛祖國
領導精神願意學   一條心香港中國
萬萬歲香港中國   中華人民共和國
I do not think of myself a traveler
However I am a common sensor
I have lived in different corners
5-country survivor and explorer
HK has the worst cigarette odor
Friend came to HK as a worker
I told him all about the smokers
He could not understand HKers
He said home had non-smokers
I said it maybe because of China
Sputum  buckets  before leaders
Back stage leaders and smokers
The 80 year old powerful elders
The chances were slim to never
Mainland has a lot of dreamers
They love a smoky atmosphere
Tobacco businesses the earners
Smoking science non-believers
Believe smokers are all getters
Persist as the cigarette inhalers
Sacrifice their lives for cancers
Hong Kongers the China lovers
Love to learn from our officers
We  are One Hong Kong China
Long  life to Hong Kong China
The People's Republic of China

退步

25年前離開香港  公廁又臭又骯髒
煙民食煙不倡狂  一兩個邊抽邊講
上年我回來香港  公廁清潔又氛芳
尼古丁充斥街巷  氧氣變煙草配方
毒害我六府五臟  知吸煙危害健康
教育多年大隻講  煙民們喪心病狂
抽更多毒佔香港  70種致癌物發放
煙霧瀰漫像推廣  連環殺手變態狂
蓄意謀殺做黑幫  肺癌上升頻奔喪

送死

唔該唔好再食煙啦
全香港一齊死㗎啦
一家大細都嗍緊咖
喺咪想冚家富貴呀
你有咩咁睇唔開吖
啲細路仔睇你頭咖
引渡前殺死自己呀

BRO

我有三個哥哥
鼻哥同膝頭哥

Thursday, July 11, 2019

寬恕

真相大白
Messenger

受夠

No Pain
No Pain
無痛無痛

Dog

He marked territory on my body
他在我身上撒尿

吞咗

邊個叫我窮呀
你話咩就咩啦
Flatulence for Reasons

專一

小痛可以移情
大痛可以亂性
Little pain I shift
Large pain I drift

幸福

Husband son daughter and baby
Happiness  is  sitting next to me
夫妻恩愛兒孫滿堂
幸福快樂坐我身旁

喺掛

我喺咕嚕肉
Sweet N Sour Pork

嚟啦

紅扑扑
脹卜卜
Heart dropped

Wednesday, July 10, 2019

傷愛

嬰姿
Fetal Position

未戒

奶奶
Milkoholic

被拒

借奶消愁
Got  drunk on  milk
Sadness God  killed

天國

親愛主耶穌忍痛走上十架血路 讓世間冷漠痛楚 眾罪困鎖 換上永生救恩 我父神大愛 光照温暖着萬世代 天使優美頌讚聲 温柔動聽 再沒有淚水 躺於祢懷裏 再沒仇恨 沒戰爭 沒有顧慮 在祢榮光之中 我願意永遠緊隨 祢是我歸宿 我永恆伴侶 祢令我驚嘆 也讓我快樂 在祢國度 祢是我堡壘 祢靈觸動我心深處 祢用愛把我佔據
愛。。。在。。。這。。。裏
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Tuesday, July 9, 2019

吸煙

臭臭瘤瘤
醜醜陋陋

節儉

我喺老冇
想做老母
男友都冇
只好生毛
如果引渡
屍骨難保
喪事免做
大家都好

死路

跳冇

你反對大陸亂咁殺人
你哋自己又亂咁殺人
咁攪咁大壇嘢做咩嗟
你有冇諗過你老母嗟
你知唔知你條命珍貴
有冇諗過造你嘅上帝
你信咗耶穌跳得罪神
未信耶穌跳永無翻身
俾撒旦偷埋你個靈魂
祖國宗旨視人命如草
你死咗佢會當你冇到

Monday, July 8, 2019

LUV

We are Chinese but simultaneously not Chinese
You  speak  Mandarin and we speak Cantonese
We  are  worrying so much about our little kids
Please do not kill our children when they speak
It is not even 2047 please look at what you did
As  a good example please keep your promises
Why must one country be split into two or three
Fair trial is basic but to you it is not a necessity
We must not murder but you have death penalty
Each life counts but you prefer to count money
Our trend is freedom of speech and democracy
You are loving a leader your dictating authority
So  we are impossible to be part of your family
我們是中國人亦不是中國人
我們講廣東話你們說普通話
我們非常擔心因我們是爸媽
求您不要殺死會說話的娃娃
還未到二零四七年話變就變
請您以身作則遵守您的諾言
為何一個國家內要劃清界線
我們要公平審訊您濫用私刑
我們無權殺人您們執行死刑
我們珍惜生命您們草菅人命
民主自由於我們是家常便飯
對您們來說根本就等如造反
您其實已經喜歡上極權統治
我沒可能成為您家庭一份子

Sunday, July 7, 2019

必反

We cannot be enslaved even after constant brainwashing
God has put conscience in our hearts and He is watching
The conscience eventually pushes us to do the right thing
Please educate us the truth so our hearts match our brains
即使長期洗腦都控制唔倒
神擺咗良知喺我哋個心度
你睇佢唔倒但佢咩都睇倒
我哋遲早會將啱嘅事做到
最好將啲真相話我哋知道
令我哋個良知配合個腦部

Saturday, July 6, 2019

徬徨

有飯有餸又有種
將來會否食穀種
We have bread we have delicacies we have guts
After protest we are afraid that we will eat mud

未服

以德服人
穩定國民
百姓享福
心服口服
用愛帶領
安定繁榮

暴君

只有十五年的秦朝

物極

口服心唔服

落葉

我們並非想作對   只是想安居樂業
批評被捕難安居   異見被殺怎樂業

遠足

毛脾粗
Hairy Thick Thighs

祂說

回答柔和使怒消退,言語暴戾觸動怒氣。(箴言 15:1)

錫錫

我個仔仔祝我路路亨通呀
你哋睇吓佢幾乖幾錫媽媽

睇我

神三位一體
三位一齊睇
Father, Christ and Holy Spirit Three in One
Watch  over  me always without using a gun 

神打

I am an innocent egg beater
They are evil women beaters
我要向神爭取女人權
臭男女你哋就快玩完

UO

獨當一面
Unique & Outstanding

食評

前日好乾
尋日野味
今日多汁
Dryness
Tastiness
Juiciness

WE

港女精神
造福人羣
Hong  Kong  Ladies
Blessings On Duties

Friday, July 5, 2019

血案

當年大陸大件事香港冇咩事

借鏡

衛奕信  1989  鄧小平
鄭月娥  2019  習近平
當年香港遊行咁太平
點解今年遊行冇和平

點呀

玩遊戲兼中頭獎
咁多年都冇變樣
笑容燦爛嚟領獎
橫紋無理我緊張
結果點樣冇影相
神神秘秘唔張揚

痛痛

我哋要人權唔喺人拳噃 

筆友

不如寫封簽名情信俾習伯伯同特首姐姐啦
話你哋好愛佢哋同埋好愛中國嘅同胞胞啦
話佢哋知個腦袋用嚟諗嘢口口用嚟講嘢啦
話俾佢哋聽你哋驚驚會俾人捉捉同打打啦
話俾佢哋聽你驚會無端端冇咗爸爸媽媽啦
話佢聽未過公平審審之前人人都無辜辜啦
叫佢哋唔好亂咁送你啲朋友仔去打靶靶啦
話佢哋知人死咗就翻唔到轉頭冇得彌補啦
咁就唔洗成日流眼淚同警察叔叔打相撲啦
What if we write a petition love letter to our leaders of Hong Kong and China
Tell  them  that we love them and all the people in People's Republic of China
Let them know that our brains are for thinking and our mouths are for talking
Remind them that we do not want secret unreasonable arresting nor torturing
Let them know that we are afraid of  mysteriously losing our beloved parents
Let them know that anyone who has not gone through a just trial is innocent
Request them not to murder our buddies but to cancel death penalty policies
Tell them that we are unable to return lives nor fully compensate their families
So that we do not have to tear up nor get injured nor play sumo with the police

DO

《公民權利和政治權利國際公約》規定:行動自由;法律面前人人平等;公平審判以及無罪推定;思想、良心和宗教自由;意見和言論自由;和平集會;結社自由;參與公共事務和選舉;保護少數民族權益等權利。公約禁止任意剝奪生命;酷刑、殘忍或有辱人格的待遇或處罰;奴役和強迫勞動;任意逮捕或拘留;任意干涉隱私;戰爭宣傳;歧視;鼓吹種族或宗教仇恨。

同志們做到了
逃犯們歸您了


國際


Multicultural groups of people have been violating my human rights and invading my privacy for years. They hurt my body physically just now. How can I protest about it? They are all over the world.
違反人權欺壓人

Thursday, July 4, 2019

淚彈

Use tax payers' money to attack tax payers
They make CE of HKSAR to cry with tears
I am gassy and I fart in pubic with no fear
搵食警察大戰愛國港人慮鬥慮
用納稅人嘅金錢去催佢哋啲淚
催到連我哋親愛嘅特首都流淚

好味

 尋日食咗個海南雞飯再加埋碗熱辣辣嘅皮蛋芫茜蝦丸湯, 覺得好感動,  好似翻咗屋企咁, 整個世界就只有我同佢, 我默默耕耘, 結果食到一粒都冇剩, 窮成咁都有好嘢食, 上帝真喺偉大!