DITY

Whole bunch of liars are trying to make sure an honest person does not lie.

成咋大炮車24小時炮轟個老實人等佢唔好車大炮

煲暖

Wrapping hogs and dogs

The barn is just very cold

Note: no dog has been hurt

最近農場天口凍

阿豬阿狗要保重

備註: 沒有狗隻遇害

包住

當豬遇上狗

韭菜豬肉餃

Stop whining my little swine

You and chives are combined

潤喉

鬧完人之後再請自己食檸檬

I scold someone

I then eat lemon

搞止

當女優退休嘅時候

唉。。。休色吓先
The kitten gets tired
The porn star retires

女憂

點解弟妹唔喺妹弟

點解夫婦唔喺婦夫

點解父母唔喺母父

點解男男女女唔喺女女男男

點解爸爸媽媽唔喺媽媽爸爸

點解哥哥姐姐唔喺姐姐哥哥

點解公公婆婆唔喺婆婆公公

點解一雌雄就喺大盜呢

點解婆婆媽媽就唔好呢

家陣咁樣即喺咩意思呢

你哋啲男人係咪撩交打呢
男人花心就叫風流倜儻女人花心就叫水性楊花
狐狸精呀淫婦呀放蕩呀咁渣男就喺前所未有嘅
花心蘿蔔起碼有維他命甲女人呢就叫殘花敗柳
有錢單身男人就鑽石王老五女人就剩女老姑婆
肥醜女就俾人叫豬扒肥醜男就叫成熟穩重可靠

要除晒衫俾人睇俾人拮先肯讚女人比你哋優勝
點解你要激烈問候人哋老母而唔問候人老豆呢
係咪驚人老豆丙你鑊金而你又唔夠打呢縮頭龜
其實關人老母咩事呢佢仲喺屋企煮緊飯煲緊湯

知唔知你老母舵你生你湊大你有幾痛幾辛苦呢

你老豆喺咁倚整啲精出嚟就得嘞仲有得享受添

知唔知如果冇咗你老母你將會嚮宇宙中消失呢

知唔知如果冇咗你老婆你就會絕後做不孝子呢

知唔知如果冇咗女人你哋隻手需要受幾多苦呢

你哋啲男人根本就喺食碗麵就飯碗底九唔答八

Axs for Man
Bitxh for both sides
Whore VS Man Whore

A hole and Jerk for men, usually 

Slut for woman and Hole for both sides
Bitxh is a female dog and why is she bad
Why do you want a guy to do that to his mom
His mom is innocent why not FF instead of MF
They also have Fuxk Yourself  fair but hard to do
When women do not listen to men knock them down
Many churches do not let women to become their leaders
Why witches are always bad while wizards are always good

It is called domestic violence when a couple abuse each other

Physical Verbal and Financial abuses Men toward women mostly
When a husband touches or has sex with his wife without her consent
He is a rapist and his wife can call the police and press charges against him
  I got the above inspirations and wisdom when I was living in North America

 You do not exist without your mom and your sons do not exist without your wife
If you want human beings to go to extinction please continue to mistreat women A MAN

禽畜

我哋為咗食物奉獻出我哋一生 

我都喺。。。食你哋食足一生

We contribute our whole lives for food

Same here....my teeth are not that good

餐餐

當你食咗五餐都喺午餐肉嘅時候。。。你就會。。。再食第六餐。
When you eat five consecutive meals of luncheon meat...you will feel like...eating the sixth.

抵死

當殯儀館有優惠

老死就相當快慰

The nearby funeral home is having a big discount

 Let us kill each other so we will not miss the offer

神罐

當你午餐食肉

The Lunch E-Meating Is On

猜人

只有木材在湖裏
Only in Lakewood

餅印

Cute同橋

到呢。。。

How?

我唔需要工作
我需要好多錢
我想事業有成
我想咩都免費
我求優質生活
I for sure do not need a job

I  only need a lot of money

I  want  a successful career

I want to get all things free
I  want  high quality of life

頓悟

越吻越滄桑, 明明無餘地拉翻緊, 明明知道嘴得多會皺紋深, 皮鬆咗變做怪獸 。。。

原來自古以來男人講嘢嘅時候女人唔好出聲同埋女人口大食窮郎同唔好水性楊花等等嘅勸勉都喺充滿智慧。我以後都喺收聲同飲水算喇, 仲要用飲筒, 仲有我以後都會瞇埋眼, 聽到男人聲掉頭走, 咁將來就唔洗抽脂拉面皮同打Botox啦。

Sexists are full of wisdom. From now on, I am going to stop eating, tie my waist super small, keep my mouth shut, keep my eyes closed, walk the other way when I hear a man's voice. Because no whore, no talk, no kiss, no facial expression, no food, therefore no liposuction, no plastic surgery, no Botox in the future for me. A man.

蚊震

依我嘅愚見䟴腳喺攞嚟趕蚊嘅。

In my humble opinion, shaking leg is to chase mosquitoes away.

䟴腳有益健康?

Value

If my name were LULU, I would change it to LVLV, at least I would be more valuable even though I might not be human anymore.

如果我喺LULU，我會改名做LVLV嚟提高自己嘅身價，雖然我唔知道自己到時仲喺唔喺人。

靚嘴

其實錫係咪一定要嘟嘴嫁呢？咁會好容易起皺紋嫁喎，我都喺唔拍拖 lu。

I'm wondering if it is mandatory to purse your lips when you kiss. Wouldn't that create wrinkles? That's a very serious issue! I better stay single then. 

오빠

The Fat Tum of The Obba

滑滑

炒蛋好吃

Very Smooth

My life I hope
My skin I hope

神敵

We God's People
We fight weevils

God fights devil
God  fights  evil

退疫

今日天朗氣清風和日麗

最適宜留喺屋企抗疫嘞

Today is such a lovely sunny day

We should sleep for a whole day

滄底

太平剩細

Backstalked

表達

When you get the grammar wrong, all you have to say is "it's an expression".

唞緊

假以時日

必唞大氣

Sigh Forever

LUVU

I can't wait to give birth to my babies, they have been in there for 44 years. That is why I always eat so much and cannot bend that much. 

好味

千祈唔好有肚腩

正所謂腹垂難收

My Four Horizontal Packs

You will not get them back

傲悲

睇尼你已經塵哀樂訂喇噃。

你就塵埃！我好乾淨嫁！

兔住

He has been rabbing for two ears long.

My Melody 個疏堂表弟

鼻窿

青豆變土豆

Bean

我喺個混血女

我老豆英國人
佢就嚟八十歲
我啲鼻哥窿大
越嚟就越似佢

餅乾

太平就太平喇，不過有飛機都唔可以出門炙。

少食

佢哋話要鍾意咗我先會聽喎，咁唔好喇，人少少算啦！
They said people have to like me in order to listen, so be it, do not like me, please!

--__-- !

我個老公叫我搵地方搬喎，等大家有啲私人空間，因為最近疫情好嚴峻，所以租同水電都要分開交，等疫情唔好再蔓延，有啲手續呢就要遲啲上律師樓搞埋佢，簽個名就得㗎喇！我都話我老公錫我㗎啦，你哋又唔信。
My hubby told me to move out to give each other some personal space. Because the pneumonia outbreak had been too severe and contagious, he said we should quarantine our own rents and utility bills so that his payments would not contaminate mine. All I have to do is to sign my name at the lawyer's office for these changes we are going to make. See how madly my hubby is in love with me ? Told ya! 

研究

再搵
Search Again

Loved

Inl

<3

瞓覺

我老公叫我學做人喎
My husband said I should learn to make that
I am so skilled that I can make it in my sleep

作嘔

輿論愚論魚鱗

Gross Domestic Product? Gross.

Email

The following is part of the email I sent to someone who is trying to help me:

I heard someone outside the moment I woke up today, and then I saw a cockroach closed to where the entrance was..Plus remember last time I told you I killed whole bunch of them and the biggest one escaped, maybe it is still alive. That is all I can say about the cockroach. I have been living here for almost 2 years, this couple of months is the first time I see cockroach. The first time I saw was outside my apartment climbing on the wall when I walked out not long ago.  Then I started seeing more of them inside my place. We found a small one in one of my shopping bag for clothing, there was no food in it, and there were lots of feces all over that bag that I had to throw it away. That  was the time when the stove was broken and we had to find the fuse box to fix it, that specific bag was stored at that spot, again, that spot had no food in it either.  I am living on high floor and it is kind of hard for insects to climb  or fly up that high unless somebody planted them. Well I grew up in HK and I saw many cockroaches since I was small on the street or at restaurant, so, whatever. Hopefully they won't steal my food, coz I almost ran out of it. 

Those bites itched but not much pain. They came simultaneously. And the itches came in waves like someone shooting some radiation towards specific spots on my body to induce swellings, redness and itchiness. It comes and goes. Some of the bites leave scars though and sometimes the psycho attackers turned them into pustules. 

Seeing doctors is expensive, and I do not know if they can do anything about it. Coz we as victims usually look normal on the outside, they just sent us voices and hurt our body in .secret. When the doctor cannot find out what is going on, they may diagnose that you have mental health problems. Because medical schools do not have psychotronic weapons included in their syllabus. And they even monitor our thoughts, speeches, hearings and visions and that can affect our lives because they publicized them or I should say the tech allows random people invading into my privacy. I really wants to get rid of it but I cannot. One of the things that the doctors maybe able to help is to find the possible implant or microchip in our body. Some of the tech attack victims have microchips planted in them. But the tech is so advance I do not know if they still need a microchip nowadays.

That is all I can tell you for now. Talk to you soon. Thanks for your help.

Beside the information in the above email, I also think that people maybe using black magic against me. The voices they sent me told me at the beginning that they were from Free Mason and I heard that the 33rd degree of Free Mason actually worships Satan the devil. And of course later, the voices also told me that they were satanists. But they also told me that they were from my church. And they use the voices of celebrities, the people I know and people I do not know. But the cruelty and cunning I have experienced from them, no matter what they claimed themselves to be, are satanic, maybe they have been controlled by the devil. Please check out the following link, other than the psychotronic attack list, the black magic consequences also match a lot of what I have been experiencing.

The signs of Black Magic

Please pray that the psychotronic weapons, gang-stalking, black magic, basically any works of and from the devils and their helpers will be eliminated from my life and from the universe, in Jesus Christ Mighty Name. Thank you.

除蟲

Now 2  of my plants got the worms and ruined quite a bit of  the plants that God has given me. Please pray that God will protect my plants, help them grow healthily, in Jesus Christ Mighty Name. And please pray that God will make whoever put those worms on my plants and the ones who killed 3 or 4 of my plants to return 7 folds of what they have ruined and taken from me (including but not limited to the money I used to buy them, the resources to grow the plants and the labor time to remove the worms and fixed the damages they put on my plants) in Jesus Christ Mighty Name. Thank you

KILL

I don't like worms. Especially the ones that ruin my plants that God has given me.

點蟲蟲   蟲蟲死

布料

流

Look how flowy this piece of fabric is.

布甸

Sawdust 呢!

摺埋

驢脂雙肪已經達成咗共釋

美男

My Emmy, Floor Reader

賣吓襪, 科威特

直咗

過橋咪騸

抽板米線
斷你米路
等你咪撈
歸西米路
Cross the river and then bomb the bridge.

情色

啲 Programmers 一定好鹹濕嫁嘞

純水

正所謂婚姻就好似一間海水化淡廠，開始時會有雜質，仲好鹹，但漸漸你對對方嘅鹹會越嚟越淡，而你哋嘅愛情會好似啲處理過嘅水咁越嚟越純正，真喺飲得杯樂嫁！

Marriage is like a desalination plant, as time goes by, your sex life will become bland but your love for each other will be purified.

救植

4 of my plants died and they had been growing really well but 3 of them died all of a sudden. I had them since 2018. People also put worms on my plant and the worms ate up and tore some of the leaves so that only the veins left. It was growing well and now it looks unhealthy. I just killed a lot worms on it yesterday. Again please ask God to make whoever steal the qualities and lives of my plants to return 7 folds of what they stole. Please also pray that God will revive and make all my plants growing healthily in Jesus Christ Mighty Name. Thank you.

毀證

The 1000HKD supermarket coupons (10 of them in consecutive numbers) that they stole a while ago, I did it on purpose to save the cover of the coupon book because it has the serial coupon numbers on it, they peeled it off and stole it so that I did not have evidence to show that the coupons they stole were from me. Please pray to God that no one can steal or damage my belongings anymore and no one can break into my rental apartment anymore in Jesus Christ Mighty Name. Thank you.

井蛙

其實喺咪我見識少，喺香港擅自開人度門走入人哋屋企係咪唔算犯法咖呢？合法爆格? 因為我從小到大任何一個國家包括香港嘅教育喺爆格喺要坐監的。因為人哋啲嘢靚，因為香港亂，理直氣壯話自己可以亂咁入人屋根本就唔喺理由，簡直喺荒謬！我喺七十後嘅人，喺咪九十後嘅人嘅教育喺教導佢哋戾橫折曲咖呢？又或者佢哋嚮啲完全冇人知嘅國家接受教育？又或者佢哋相信邪教？抑或喺孤兒嚮街大完全冇接受教育？即使冇翻過學，父母親人隔離鄰舍都會話俾佢哋聽唔啱啦吓話。佢哋唔喺露宿者喎，自己有個靚地方住緊㗎喎，有錢過我多多聲喎！唔通佢哋唔喺人？人權又唔識，私隱權又唔識，連偷嘢破壞爆格喺犯法都唔識，前嗰排咁多人出嚟遊行示威做咩炙？佢哋唔喺就喺爭取基本人權法治呢啲嘢咩？叫人哋黑警因為警察唔按法律辦事亂咁傷人，唔通佢哋偷竊騷擾呢啲犯法違反道德嘅行為唔算黑？佢哋連人哋有個安全嘅住處權利都剝奪埋，唔通又好守法好為香港好咩？我好懷疑囉！破壞咗咁多嘢，死傷咁多人，佢哋依家做埋啲咁嘅衰嘢，完全同運動爭取嘅嘢唱反調，好心啦！如果佢哋喺黃，啲黃死得唔值，如果佢哋喺藍，乜藍絲唔喺撐警守法律咖咩？佢哋咁做，即喺將罪惡合理化，即喺為咗自己利益不擇手段啦！

I am wondering maybe I am so lack of knowledge. Is it actually legal to open other peoples' door and walk in other peoples' homes without permission in Hong Kong? Legal Burglary? Because the way I was raised in every single country including Hong Kong, you need to go to jail if you break into peoples' homes. Because others' belongings are pretty, because Hong Kong is messy or just because they can enter into anybody's home is not even a reason, it is ridiculous! I was borne in the 70's, is the education of the people borne in the 90's taught them to twist truth? Or were they educated in some unknown countries? Or are they belong to a cult? Or are they orphans growing up on the street and never been educated before? Even though they have not been to school, parents, relatives, or even neighbors would have told that what they have been doing are wrong. They are not homeless, they are living in beautiful places, much richer than me! Are they even humans? They do not know what are basic human rights, do not know privacy, they do not even know breaking in, stealing and damaging other peoples' belongings are illegal. What were they protesting about a while ago? Were they not fighting for basic human rights and rule of law? They called the police black because the police violated the citizens, are they not black as well because they are violating others' basic rights of living in safe secure places? Are they really trying to fight for the good sake of Hong Kong? I doubt it. So many damages, so many deaths and injuries, now these burglars do something so evil, totally doing things against the protest, shame on them! If they are yellow, they are wasting the lost lives and sacrifices of the yellow ribbons, if they are blue, are the blue ribbons people not supporting the police and encouraging people to obey the law? These burglars have just been trying to rationalize sins and crimes,  take advantage of the unfortunates to get their own benefits, nothing else!

樹懶

I am an  involuntary lazy tree.

澱粉

啱啱瞓醒又好想再瞓

WOW

因為阿耶穌佢頂咗嚮嗰個十字架上面，仲死埋又復活，我依家已經無罪釋放喇！

It is because Jesus Christ was nailed to, died on the cross and He was resurrected, now I am sinless and set free!

搵緊

睇你骨格精奇，喺練武嘅好材料。

咁我呢？

。。。骨？。。。

(Forever Later)

。。。。。。。。。。。。

賊竇

I am involuntarily living with whole bunch of guys, maybe girls, and my dad is involuntarily paying the rent for them. My information and privacy is involuntarily being exposed to the outside world and I am involuntarily being hurt and disturbed by these "roomates". In this apartment, I am the only only one who is not a thief. I am also possibly the only human being here. When the people/ burglars in reality have come or come in physically, they would have been and will be part of the gang that force my dad to pay rent for them and do almost everything the psycho attackers do to ruin my life.

我老豆喺被迫幫班賊交租的，我喺被迫俾人偷資料，被迫私隱被公開及被迫身體被傷害的。成個房／單位裏面，我喺唯一一個唔喺做賊嘅, 我亦可能喺唯一一個真正嘅人類。當啲人或者賊親身爆竊我屋企，佢哋已經同將會成為呢班電子精神攻擊者嘅同黨，強迫我老豆幫佢哋交租同喺我生命中搞破壞。

Relax

What if God make everything easy for me? Then I can live happily easily ever after! I do not think I like the challenges anymore or ever. I like peace and joy a lot more, oh and love. Maybe I should start praying for that. I will stay humble as usual even if You make me super successful, Heavenly Father, I promise.

機餓

'Let's grab a gigabite,' said the Greek geek.

唔弊

其實可唔可以將人民幣港幣改做人民金港金呢，弊弊聲咁難聽，啋過你呀！

Money

德國有好多男人

雞煲

啫Money

啫 Many

Many 啫

鴨國紮

順暢

豉油出入

Freely in and out...my gut.

Yahweh

New World  Order?

God's World Order.

新世界秩序?

  神世界秩序。

空圾

Hey psycho attackers, why don't you keep a very long distance from me, your mouths and bodies smell really bad! You stink, you steal, you kill, you destroy, you rape, how can you still be humans? You should reflect on yourselves and repent! If you don't want to kill yourselves, why don't you go to outer space? Don't stay on earth anymore, you're not welcomed here by anyone except by yourselves.

電子精神攻擊人士，你又臭又淫賤又陰毒，點搞呀，檢討吓啦！上太空啦，唔好留喺地球嘞，呢度除咗你自己之外冇人歡迎你哋呀。

失禁

既然你喺受軟唔受硬

咁我哋就將你軟禁啦

You are trapped by your lungs

I am trapped by human junks

怨婦

今日，一名年約四十至五十歲頭髮蓬鬆身穿穿裝的亞裔女子，在街上到處撲向途人，應該引起公眾恐慌。不論小女孩，年輕少女，到長者，只要是女性，她都抽住其衣領，近距離質問她們有否搶奪她結婚多年的丈夫BB，又說她們軟禁其伴侶，導致她與丈夫一直相隔，從來都未見過面，連婚禮當日丈夫也沒有出現。據街坊透露該名女子向來獨來獨往，由於長期失業，以收集街上別人棄置或腐爛食物來餬口，由於她患有大近視，大散光及大老花，她跟途人近距離接觸，一點也不出奇，這是為甚麼沒人理會或報警。直至警方在警署覺得有點沉悶，循例出來跟這位女士交涉，該名女子竟然抽着一名女警衣領質問同樣問題， 又問該女警有否用槍威脅她丈夫到女警家，再鎖上手扣，所以他才不能離開。該名女子已因被控襲警被警方帶到警署進行問話。無聊電視記者冇人要報導

Today, there was an Asian female aged between forty to fifty with untidy hair and in torn clothes approached random people violently on the street. Her behaviors should have created pubic panic. Her targets included children, teenagers, adults and elderly, as long as they were females, this Asian female would grabbed their collars, interrogated them and asked whether they have stolen, robbed or hid her long-time-husband BB. She also said that people trapped her spouse somewhere so that they both had been separated and had never seen each other. Even on her wedding day, her husband did not show up. According to the people living and working in the neighborhood, this Asian female had always been alone. Because she had always been unemployed, she had to collect and eat garbage on the street to survive. Due to the fact that she had serious shortsightedness, severe astigmatism, serious presbyopia, she had to lean  close to see all her targets on the street to "warn" and "interrogate" them. The interviewees expressed that they were not surprised to see what happened and that was the reason they did not do anything nor called the police. Until, the police felt so bored that they came out to talk to this specific Asian female just to have something to do. But the Asian female grabbed the collar of one of the policewoman and asked her whether she had used her gun to threaten her husband BB and hand cuffed him at the policewoman's home so that he could not leave. The Asian female was arrested over assaulting police and taken to the nearby police station. This is Nobody Wants, Nothing To Do News.

追上

其實我個世界已經停頓咗好內，你哋個世界只喺啱啱開始。 

My world has been stopped for a very long time, yours is just started to catch up stopping.

果皮

我今日同尋晚嘅表現又試唔好嘞。

匪徒

The moment I woke up, a girl's voice from the outside said that in Cantonese 'she finally turned on her light', then she said,' she put whole bunch of stuff in front of her door so that we can't go in. '

今日我一起身有把女聲嚮出面話：『佢終於開燈嘞。』然後又話：『佢擺咗好多嘢喺道門度等我哋入唔到。』

移植

I  am a vegetable because you are what you eat

I ran out of it though so I may turn into garbage

Help! I grow roots and I cannot leave my place

Also it is because the burglars visit consistently

Milk Meat and Veggies are the food that I need

I cannot  make money and  I cannot pay tuition
 School wants me to resume and pay in full soon
 I am very unready due to my studies and money
Please  pray  that I can have on the job training
Free education, no expense until I am licensed
Please  pray  that I can do great to glorify God

I need a bigger private and secure place to live

So no one can come in without my permission

So  I  will have enough space to store my stuff

So  I  will  not  bump into things or get injured

So  no  one  will disturb me with bugs or noise

So no theft or robbery will happen to me again

  So I can go out any time and as long as I  want 

  Please  pray to God for me regarding the above

  Pray in Jesus Christ Mighty Name and Amen it 

 Thank you all my brothers and sisters in Christ

獅苦

我喺冇心病嘅西獅，芳齡四十四，三圍都喺四十，你哋睇戲一開頭見到嗰隻就喺我嘞，如果年底唔死得，咁可能我唔夠人靚，但勝在夠大隻, 所以冇咁早死。我成日咆哮喺有原因嘅，俾啲唔似人嘅人同埋啲污糟嘢長期攻擊，其實我叫得已經好溫柔㗎喇。

睇路

一街都唔信耶穌嘅，你梗係嫌命長頂嘞。

I am so antisocial that I follow Christ

晚安

阿男神呀，麻煩你哋讓一讓，真嗰個神阿上帝佢過緊嚟，等陣將你哋比下去就唔喺幾好啦，你啲粉絲會好失望嫁！

問佢

大家一齊唱歌仔

I think God is doing something good here, but I do not know what is it exactly.

魔咬

The psycho attackers do not even let me open the window to let in some fresh air. I am living on high floor and almost every time I open the window, they put whole bunch of bites and itchy swellings on my skin even when there is no mosquito. Ants and flies in Hong Kong do not bite humans. Please pray that God will cast them away and destroy all those satanic organizations and helpers from the universe. Please pray that God will knock them down and tie them up so that all the victims and I can do things with God's free will without getting tortured and bothered by them in Jesus Christ Mighty Name. Thank you.

無能

你引蟲嚟同摧殘人哋啲皮膚好叻咩

有本事就令世界和平人類健健康康

不過你都唔會㗎喇你咁憎上帝創造

不如你整死自己啦你都喺上帝造㗎
你咁把炮做咩唔整死自己呀你驚呀
好過喺度累人累物害人身體靈魂啦

You think attracting bugs and ruining peoples' body a big deal?

Let's see if you can make world peace and everybody healthy!
Let's see if you can maintain all human beings healthy for life
But you hate God's creations so much I guess you can't do that.

You are also His creation so why don't you kill yourself as well?
If you're so powerful why don't you kill yourself? You chicken?
Much better than stealing and ruining peoples' souls and bodies!

誤會

殺馬利呀婦人

Why did you kill Mary?

She ordered Bloody Mary!

Hunyin

咦! 乜你哋個思想咁Dirty咖! 

一啲都唔Dirty, 個BB幾得意!

適量嘅鹽份同水份喺必需的,

如果唔喺人類就會絕種㗎喇!

I admit that I have dirty thoughts, the dirty consequence is right in front of your eyes. Look at how my baby eats in his highchair, OMG. Honey!! Give me a towel, please?

水費

想環保

信耶穌
Honey, the water bill has gone down so much for last month!
Yep, I just turned to Christ a month ago.

Jesus answered and said to her, “Whoever drinks of this water will thirst again, but whoever drinks of the water that I shall give him will never thirst. But the water that I shall give him will become in him a fountain of water springing up into everlasting life.” (John 4:13-14)
 耶穌回答說:「所有喝這水的人，還會再渴。但如果有人喝了我給他的水，就絕不乾渴，直到永遠。不但如此，我給他的水將要在他裡面成為泉源，一直湧流到永恆的生命。」

水聊

你條仔好正喎，點識嫁？

采，我未嫁，不過我有5個XBAND，依家呢個同居炙。咪住，夠鐘閃。

咁急去邊呀？瘟仔呀？

去打水，順便同耶穌催吓水。佢正過我條仔好多，三十出頭，成個智慧老人咁，仲有好多FAN屎添！

耶穌？我識佢，咩三十出頭呀，人哋仲大過你個太太太太太太太公阿當呀，佢個樣生得後生咋！

Your man's so good looking, how did you both meet?

We met at Godmatches.com. He's such a sweet man, he doesn't mind even I've divorced 5 times before. We're just living together for now. O wait, need to go!

Why're you in such a hurry? Got a date with your handsome man?

Just to draw some water from the well, and from the Fountain of Life!

Fountain of Life?

Yep, Fountain of Life, Jesus Christ. He's so much better than my boyfriend. He's like a wise old man even He's just in His 30's. And He has millions of fans all over the world.

Jesus? I know Him. But He's not in His 30's. He's older than your great great great great great great great grandfather Adam. He just looks young!!!

順服

咖喱雞鎚咖喱雞
順? 。。。FUXK !!!

乘數

金X冇=冇

求懲

有個小朋友話：又話唔會體罰嘅，咩都你講晒啦！ 

Begging With Irony 

停賽

我天天在家

騷擾我媽媽

Daily stay home

Annoy my mom

LMA

One of the psycho attackers makes me sneeze every time I have something decent in front of or near me. His/ her excuse is so that I know that he is here, but I think he/ she just like the people around me, whenever I have something nice or in okay qualities, he/ she wants to put snot on it. They do not like nice things or they do not like me to have nice things. Sometimes they even say that so I cannot sell it even I never mention I want to sell anything. That is how poisonous their hearts are. Steal, kill and destroy, that is what our enemies, i.e. devil, do.

孫文

三文煮意

穌眉？

剃天行盜?

There are two eyes under His eyebrows watching us carefully.

全球

南半球都有

They are also in Southern Hemisphere

毛巾

Somebody broke into my place and stole 2 of my towels.

因為佢哋響上帝度無根，所以爆格入嚟偷咗我兩條毛巾

旋律

咩嘮啲個後尾枕噢糟咗好唔開心。

They contaminated my melody. A big black mark at the back of her head and I am sad.

慢煮

Cook the cockroach in the crock pot.

我同啲蟑螂喺冇將來嫁！

車想

你人仔細細，洗咩行咁大條路炙。

我想坐車噃，又大又豪華嗰啲呢。

Why are we called kids? We're serious!

Ya, no kidding right? Serious children?

史罩

假人
I think the covid-19 thing has been going on since the beginning of human history.

矛鈍

The adults told me to be myself and not to wear a mask. Now, I am confused.

因為呢啲大人呢同我講對人哋誠懇啲，唔好咁虛偽，所以呢要呢用最真嗰一面見人喎，咁依家我哋嗰啲面都見唔到，咁即喺點呀？仲真唔真誠好呀？嗰啲大人搞到我好亂呀!

多愚

我平凡的一天。

扯，妳日日都平㗎啦, 仲好煩添！

My ordinary day.

You've been extraordinary before?

未增

Why are you drinking so much miso soup?

Because I miss you so much.

你做咩飲咁多麵豉湯呀？

因為我眼耳鼻牙咩屎都有，喺冇麵豉炙。

啱嘞，整碗嚟吖，我等陣要面試呀。

相反

點解烏冬唔喺黑色同埋凍食嘅？

因為呢佢哋喺呢俾啲污糟嘅人喺冬天食咖囉。

Why don't you eat some udon? 

Because U Don.

七倍

佢哋前前後後呃偷搶咗我幾廿萬，搞到我窮成咁，書都未讀得成，唔俾我做嘢，陷害我，破壞我事業，連食都要人救濟，我用個心去祈禱求上帝供應俾錢我，個電子攻擊仲連我思想都監察兼偷埋，用把聲話我拜金。家陣唔知邊個拜呢？

They have been tricking, stealing, robbing several hundred thousand dollars from me, made me so poor that I still cannot finish my education. They do not allow me to work and slander me to ruin my career. I even have to beg for food from others. I have been praying for God to provide and bless me with money, the psycho attackers have been monitoring and stealing my thoughts. Today they even accused me of being a money worshiper when I prayed in my heart. I am wondering who are the real wor$hiper$.

恩典

你做咩偷佢咁多嘢呀？

咁靚吖嘛！

你想要未自己買囉！人哋失業人士嚟㗎！

方便吖嘛，時間就喺金錢，我一日幾百萬上落，要分秒必爭咖，佢住得咁近，一入去攞就得嘞，仲慳翻啲錢添。

咁你整爛人哋啲嘢又點解釋呀？

喺唔抵得佢咁窮仲有啲咁靚嘅嘢呃，窮人應該用爛銅爛鐵，啲靚嘢喺留翻俾我呢啲有錢又高貴嘅人用嘅，佢唔配。仲有呀，個條八婆完全唔識賺錢咖，我響佢度攞嘅嘢我可以轉個手就賺到一筆，佢呢，將啲嘢收收埋埋，包到實一實咁，完全唔合乎經濟效益，不如益吓我仲好啦，都喺嗰句啦，佢唔配囉。
Why did you steal so many of her stuff?

Coz they're pretty.

You should buy them yourself! She's unemployed!

It's convenient, time is money, I'm earning multi million dollars everyday, I have to find ways to save time! She lives so close by, I just have to walk in and take them, and it helps me to save money as well.

Why did you break her stuff then?

She's so broke, she's supposed to use broken and ugly stuff. The pretty ones suit me better coz I'm rich and elegant, can't you tell? She doesn't deserve them, I do. Also, that bitxh doesn't even know how to make money. I can earn something just by selling the things I took from her. She only stores them at her place so that they won't get damaged, I just want to prove that her method doesn't work. It's a waste in the economic point of view. It's better for me to keep them and make money out of them. I emphasize, she doesn't deserve them.

偷頭

自由我個頭

Free my   asx

Free my head

Jeal

Someone broke into my place and make a big black mark on my Melody key chain. They have done similar thing before to my suitcase. Since they stole the quality of my belonging, please pray to God to force them to return seven times of what they stole and damaged, in Jesus Christ Mighty Name. Thank you. They also made the metal part of my hair ties rusty. I stored my key chain and my hair ties in a sealed dry box, I suspected that they put water on them. One of my needle in the needle box also got rusty. Again the needles have been stored in a dry needle box. Before, they broke my Melody rabbit shaped decoration from one of my plastic tiaras, I stored them in a thick bag and I was sure I did not break it. They also broke one hair clamp that my sister gave me. They put a big hole on my white dress, damaged my bras and stole my socks. They cracked one of my glass plate before and put a big spot of black ink on my computer. They stole 1000 dollars supermarket coupons from me and 1000 dollars supermarket coupons in another time. They stole around 2000 cash with my Octopus card and Melody cover another time. The above are just the things that I figured out they stole and damaged, possibly more. Since they stole the qualities and damaged my belongings, please ask God to force them returning seven folds of what they stole, in Jesus Christ Mighty Name. Thank you. Also please pray that no one can come into my rental apartment anymore without my permission and no one can steal and damage my belongings anymore , in Jesus Christ Mighty Name. So far I only allow my family to come over provided that they notify me ahead of time. Thank you for your prayers. The enemies come to steal, kill and destroy and I can see those behaviors from these invaders.

答咗

妳條裙好靚呀！

咁個人呢？

俾啲時間我諗吓，遲啲覆妳。

Your dress is beautiful!

How about the person?

Give me some time, I'll reply to you later.

護膚

The psycho attackers put a skin tag on my shoulder blade. They also put moles, spots, scabs, discolorations and scars on my thighs and different part of my body. Please pray that God will remove all of them and heal my skin to make it smooth and clear again in Jesus Christ Mighty Name. Thank you.

苦女

I know why men want women to wear long dresses, so that the women can sweep the floors all day long. When a bride marry a groom, broom.

掃婦

裝咩？

我喺個中國全桶女性

No Waste

No Waist

耿耿

出去滾包二奶已經過時啦

宜家興專一同埋天長地久

Cheating Is Already outdated

Faithfulness Is Now A Trend

損失

婚前:食環處

結婚日:食處

結婚後:食環

相投

我好想 Marry 妳

等妳同我一樣味

我愛妳我條蘇眉
I want to smell like you
So  I want to marry you

醃肉

喺隻雞嘅傷口上灑鹽

Mari你

點擊

The psycho attackers put a new spot possibly mole higher up than the other induced one on my left thigh. This one is big and it sticks out. Please pray that God will remove it and will not let anyone damage my body anymore in Jesus Christ Mighty Name. Thank you.

FRI

我個環切面好環
Somebody has a fat MRI

神停

Someone came in and turned my clock back for 1 hour, not the first time. They opened the washer door, I did not even open it after it finished the cycle. Please pray that these criminals and suspects will stop coming into my place; stop stealing and damaging my belongings and electronics; and stop putting insects into my place in Jesus Christ Mighty Name. Thank you.

聲明

如沒有我的批准，切勿再進入我租住之單位，連幫我交租交水電的家人也尊重我私隱，要問准我才能進來，你們以為自己是誰，於我家自出自入，破壞及偷竊。業主也不例外，必須有適當之理由跟預先通知才可進來。你們身為人類如連基本的人權私隱權也不知道是甚麼，是件羞恥的事，這跟那些獨裁國家草菅人命嘅國家有甚麼分別？請好好鑽研人權私隱權為何事，網上資料多的是，免費的。如明知故犯，那就是為背良心，天地不容，成為魔鬼嘅工具。

Stop coming into my rental place without my permission. Even my family who paid for my rent and utilities respects my human rights and privacy, they ask me for permission and give me advance notice before they come in. You come into my place freely to steal and damage my belongings. Who do you think you are? Even the landlord is supposed to have proper reasons and advance notice before he or she can come in. You as human beings do not even know what human rights and privacy are, be ashamed of yourselves, those are just basic knowledge. Are you trying to turn this place into those countries that are ruled by dictators and murder people like nothing? Please study in details about human rights and privacy rights, they are free and everywhere on the internet. If you violate those rights even if you know them, you are non-ethical, immoral people and become the tools of the devil. 

搵窿

佢哋好似想示威俾人睇佢哋嘅電子武器有幾勁，其實發明製造一啲害人嘅嘢，尤其害無辜嘅人，武器越利害，發明製造利用嘅人應該越羞恥。根本冇任何嘢值得驕傲。

Those psycho attackers have been trying to show off how strong the psychotronic weapons are. But when you invent and manufacture something to harm human beings, especially when you harm some innocent people, the more destructive the weapons, the more shameful the inventers, manufacturers and users should be. You should not be proud of anything.

死信

學我阿媽話齋，信佢一成都死呀。

Like what my mom said, you will die even if you believe only 10% of what he said.

鬼蚊

上帝真喺聽祈禱的，尋晚見到有隻蚊，我拍嚟拍去都拍唔到，瞓覺時祈禱，今日就喺佢咬我時拍死咗佢。不過好奇怪嘅喺呢一兩日，聽到聲，有蟲飛過，之後竟然嚮我塊面貼住隻手又或者貼住枕頭嗰個位生咗粒粒痕嘢，好似蚊𧕴咁，唔通啲蚊識穿牆過壁？唔知佢哋喺咪想掩飾所以俾隻真嘅我睇呢？不過我又睇過網上話打仗嗰陣時有人已經用昆蟲嚟做武器襲擊敵人，可能我喺撒旦嘅敵人，所以佢啲助手用昆蟲嚟襲擊我。

God really listen to prayers. Last night I saw this mosquito which bothered me for a while and I could not catch it. So I prayed to God last when I went to bed. Today, I caught and killed it red mouthed and red bodied when it stung me. But the interesting thing was these two days, I heard the sound, saw the bug flew by, but then there were itchy bite-like bumps on my face where it  was covered by my hand and or my pillow. Is that mosquito a ghost or something that it could pass through walls? Or is it because the psycho attackers tried to cover up what they had done so they let me see real one? But according to what I read on the internet, people have been using insects as weapons to attack their enemies. Maybe I am satan's enemy and that was the reason satan's helpers attacked me with insects.

白色

有。。。失身。。。粉

Cocaine

No Gain

愛你

足不出門

恕不退換

防屋

糟粗

Thickening

紅日

所有紅字都喺本人因電子精神攻擊曾經經歷或者正在經歷嘅痛苦。

The things highlighted in red are the symptoms or experiences I have suffered or have been suffering from the satanic Psychotronic Weapons.

體罰

Bottoms up

請舉股

拆鈕

有人喺我件衫度拆咗兩粒鈕扣偷翻屋企做梅菜扣肉。

Somebody stole 2 pink buttons from my shirt and put them on his skirt.

罷著

底橫折曲不敢胸圍

My underwear and bras are suffering.from me and my enemies. 

好死

求自身吖唔該

難保

上上籤嚟嫁禍

死，唔喺一件壞事。

信耶穌就得嘞。

天堂幾好嘅都有，

仲要喺永生喎！

仲唔喺上上簽？

鵝國

芭蕾舞。。。天鵝湖。。。天鵝。。。肥鵝。。。燒鵝。。。燒鵝瀨。。。左脾。。。 

From Russian Swan to Chinese Goose

好瘀

我咁窮喺因為：

啲富裕去晒副乳嗰度唔肯去正乳

冇乳又冇剩餘淨係可以靠食腐乳

My poverty to property ratio is infinity.

Selfy

人造衛星：

先將自己爆炸嘅照片放映大家眼前

再將自己爆炸嘅碎片放喺大家眼前
The satellite is going to:
Shoot his explosion fractures and send us the pictures
Shoot his explosion fractures and show us his fractures

神交

 When someone tells you to consult mediums and spiritists, who whisper and mutter, should not a people inquire of their God? Why consult the dead on behalf of the living? Consult God’s instruction and the testimony of warning. If anyone does not speak according to this word, they have no light of dawn. Distressed and hungry, they will roam through the land; when they are famished, they will become enraged and, looking upward, will curse their king and their God. Then they will look toward the earth and see only distress and darkness and fearful gloom, and they will be thrust into utter darkness. (Isaiah 8:19-22)

有 人 對 你 們 說 ： 當 求 問 那 些 交 鬼 的 和 行 巫 術 的 ， 就 是 聲 音 綿 蠻 ， 言 語 微 細 的 。 你 們 便 回 答 說 ： 百 姓 不 當 求 問 自 己 的 神 嗎 ？ 豈 可 為 活 人 求 問 死 人 呢 ？人 當 以 訓 誨 和 法 度 為 標 準 ； 他 們 所 說 的 ， 若 不 與 此 相 符 ， 必 不 得 見 晨 光 。他 們 必 經 過 這 地 ， 受 艱 難 ， 受 飢 餓 ； 飢 餓 的 時 候 ， 心 中 焦 躁 ， 咒 罵 自 己 的 君 王 和 自 己 的 神 。仰 觀 上 天 ，俯 察 下 地 ，不 料，盡 是 艱 難 、 黑 暗 ，和 幽 暗 的 痛 苦 。 他 們 必 被 趕 入 烏 黑 的 黑 暗 中 去 。(以 賽 亞 書 8 : 19-22)

Spot

The psycho attacks put another spot on my left thigh next to the previous one. I hope that God will remove all the induced spots and scars supernaturally, if not, I would like God to force the attackers to pay for all the removals.

養家

原來宜家跟啲西人叫Flirt女，加埋溝同介得唔得呀，起碼知道佢有誠意同妳溝埋一齊，仲有隻戒指戴添。原來宜家跟啲西人叫女，加埋溝同介得唔得呀，起碼知道佢有誠意同妳溝埋一齊，仲有隻戒指戴添。不如叫鑽女啦，又肯洗錢又夠坦誠，不過諗錯咗就會鹹濕咗啲。。。錢女啦，證明個女仔比錢更重要嘛，又證明你想照顧佢嘛，幾冧。

You do not have to marry me nor sleep with me, I just want to money you forever. Unconditional love, you know.

Stud

我屋企有個開放式廚

My home has an open concept kitch

笨精

唔夠獨立自煮所以成日出街食? 食味素唔等如食素, 雞粉豉油蠔油好多都喺有味精的, 雞精未必真喺咁精,  增味劑就喺味精嘞，會影響腦袋同上癮的，尤其是E621, 望清楚食品標簽先好購買入貨。多多得罪，傻你傻你。我個POINT喺:

請做個良心僱主

有時間就自己煮

唔係就變曬蠢豬

賊獸

Someone came into my place and switched my foldable hairdryer to an unfoldable one.

有人爆格入屋同偷嘢，將我個可接埋嘅風筒換咗個接唔埋嘅。

落後

有條友嚮對面馬路行過嚟攝嚮我前面喺咁噴煙，佢當咗自己喺蒸氣火車頭，於是我怒啤咗佢一陣就即刻火車卡扒火車頭嘞。

A guy snuck in front of me from across the street and started blowing smoke. He thought he was a steam train head. So I angrily stared at him for a while and the train car quickly cut in front of the train head.

敏感

如果有個BB叫我媽媽

我個心臟會即刻溶化

如果個阿伯叫我媽媽

我會用行動將佢火化

I am up to a point if anybody mentions the words "old", "forties", "middle age", "wrinkles", "discolorations ", "droopy", "gravity" and "no kid?', I will kill. I have no kid but I am not kidding.

終佢

喺佢鍾意我先嘅， 我唔鍾意翻佢我未好蝕底，鍾蝕曬！

He likes me first, if I do not like him back, I lose. He likes me to make me lose.

Ashes

煙民煙三文

A Smoker Is Smoking

Some Smoked Salmon

聞煙

煙民煙民

Please Stop Smoking Us

泰辣

啲泰國人都好陰功嫁啲湯咁辣

唔喺好陰功嗟DON'T陰功呀嘛

瞓行

愛麗絲夢遊
Alice Sleeps In Wandering

心理

咩都冇但喺咩都準備好

I have nothing but I am ready for everything....psychologically.

Ready

冇錢買壽衣

買咗個壽包

有靚靚花花

用嚟陪葬嫁

To Heaven

膝樂

我好慘呀！！！雙失青年呀！！！

車！絕大部份嘅青年都喺雙膝㗎啦！單膝你就慘喇。

亂𠝹

介紹個男仔俾你識吖。

唔洗客氣喇，睇妳老公就知妳啲taste屎有幾好啦。

好嘢尼嫁，高富帥呀，妳睇吓嗰邊。

洗鬼妳介紹咩，我識咗佢卅幾年喇，人哋有家虱嫁！

有家虱牙，咁唔好喇，等佢洗乾淨個頭先啦。

傲男

知唔知點解香港女多男少吖? 因為香港男人太驕傲囉。上帝鍾意人哋謙虛嫁。

但祂賜更多的恩典 ，所以經上說 ：神阻擋驕傲的人 ，賜恩給謙卑的人 。(雅各書 4:6)

Do you know why Hong Kong has more women than men? It is because men in Hong Kong are too arrogant. God likes us to be humble.

But he gives us more grace. That is why Scripture says: “God opposes the proud but shows favor to the humble.” (James 4:6)

冇蚊

有一大煲滾水響我面前嗰啲賤嘢電子襲擊又突然好痕咁樣加啲𧕴嚮我個腳度，佢哋喺咪想淥死我呢？真喺陰毒到呢。。。

There were only one or two fruit flies at my place but I got bites, huge bites. I guess I turned into a fruit today. Just now those psycho attackers put a super itchy bite on my leg while I was dealing with a big pot of boiling water. I guess they wanted to get me burnt or something. They already did something like that to make me almost cut my left thumb off last time. I lost so much blood that I felt so dizzy and had to lay down.

Forcast?

喺落緊狗屎我淋到全身濕哂嘅時候。。。

When it was pouring and my whole body was soaked....

復仇？

唔知點解，鬧鐘俾人教慢咗成個鐘，屋企個爐頭壞咗，之前個日仲好地地的。平時全日留嚮屋企都冇事，出完街就搞成咁，曱甴、鬧鐘、壞爐頭、仲有偷竊破壞財物等等連續發生，我已經叫看更幫我留意留意，都冇用，照搞。 之前屋企俾人搞同偷嘢，啲鄰居響出面話我買啲嘢太靚，另一個話而家香港咁亂，俾人偷入屋偷嘢有咩出奇。有一次有條友嚮出面話"叫咗你／妳唔好搞佢啲嘢㗎啦，佢同個看更投訴我哋呀"，仲有一次一個男嘅話"搞到你走為止", 另一次個女嘅話"佢已經報咗警"等等等等。
Somebody turned my clock back for one hour and broke the stove at my rental place, I used it just the day before. When I stayed home all day, nothing like that happened. After I went out, all these weird stuff happened several days in a roll, cockroaches crawling around, alarm clock adjusted, stove top broken, things got stolen and damaged . I already told the building management/ security about it before to pay attention to my apartment, still did not work. Those have been problems since I moved in in 2018, one time when they happened, my neighbor said the stuff I bought were too pretty, the other one said outside of my door that "Hong Kong is so messy right now, it is not uncommon for people to steal things from our homes". One time a guy said outside "I told you not to mess with her stuff", "she already complained to the security". The other time a guy said "we are going to harass  you until you leave this place",  The girl also said once "she already called the police" etc.etc.

專一

Why do we have to make sure we look good on our weddings? 

To trick him or her to say I do. Then let ourselves go for the rest of our lives.

點解我哋要喺自己婚禮上搞到自己好好睇睇靚靚仔仔？

因為呢要呃人哋講我願意囉，然後就可以喺有生之年肆無忌憚咁踭肥自己同埋不收蝙蝠囉。

幻夫

Finally I could see my husband, well kind of. It was his picture on a wall, well kind of, I was not sure, because I am very near sighted. I might have missed him so much that I had hallucination.

我終於可以見到我老公喇。。。幅相。。。好似喺幅牆上面。。。或者。。。唔喺好肯定。。。因為近視太深囉。。。可能。。。因為我太掛住佢有幻覺都唔頂噃。。。

走酒

我識得有個酗酒嘅人，幾年嚟我不停咁勸佢戒酒，勸嚟勸去都冇用，直至我開始認真咁幫佢向阿上帝佢祈禱，唔夠兩個月就戒咗喇，任何人俾阿上帝佢l掂一掂都唔得了呀，真喺勁到呢。。。

God healed an alcoholic in less than two months because of prayers after years of drinking. My friend has not touched a drop of alcohol ever since.

政彈

彈琴娟老師教家庭政治

搬屋

高富帥
矮窮醜
Tall Rich Handsome
Short Poor Ugly
Human Beings

膝毛

萬毛一膝

Harry Lee

出海

遊艇妹去遊艇會

改嫁都帶住個妹

Her sister loves the ocean so she enters her second marital relationship with her.

唔嫁

有婦之夫有夫之婦有夫之夫有婦之婦冇夫之婦矮醜樣冇錢唔信耶穌都唔啱我嫁噃。

A wife's husband, a husband's wife, a husband's husband, a wife's wife, nobody's wife, short, ugly, broke, non-Christ-believer? I DO.......NOT!

著裙

有咗條打底褲咁就起晒飛腳都冇問題啦！

It does not matter how low you bend if you are wearing your under pants

無累

母乳教學。。。因為太嘈塞住佢把口
冇語教學。。。因為太曳費事教就走
Passively Aggressive Teachers

Bar2

The barbarian went to barber Barbara, took the bar exam and went to the bar.
爸爸眼巴巴睇住巴巴拉上錯小巴然後張開嘴巴巴巴閉咁嗌爸爸。

澳迫

澳門原來喺世界上最人煙稠密嘅地方！根據網上資料，每平方公里有21340人，香港每平方公里只喺6659人炙。到底喺好住？好生養？抑或好賭呢？

Macau is the most densely populated region in the world. I am wondering if it is because of good living environment, high immigration rate, high birth rate or high gambling rate.

臭源

啲撒旦派嚟嘅精神病電子襲擊者是臭的。

The satanic psycho attackers are the sources of bad smells.

水腫

肚餓又冇錢？揾人愛啦！不過水費就貴啲。

好直

失攣

好冇sexuality

港豬

豬仔

A Piglet

刷印

印刷

Print Brush

步瘦

   請移肉步到那邊，很遙遠的那邊。
If you are on a Diet, you will Die!!!

打您

Please Mind Thy Own Business
But If Thou Has Lots Of Money
Please Donate A Portion To Me
Thank Thee for Thy Cooperation
請各下打理好自己盤生意，但如果各下擁有許多的金錢，敬請捐贈予在下，多謝合作。

隆空

唔知我幾時由冇事葉變有事葉呢？

Career? Yup! Please pick them from the followings:
ABCDEFG  HIJKLMNOP
QRS  TUV  WX   Y and  Z

鄭歌

戀。從來要分宗教。無民俗爭拗。常寧願一生至死都與你戀。
你們和不信的原不相配，不要同負一軛。義和不義有什麼相交呢？光明和黑暗有什麼相通呢？(哥林多後書 6:14)

Do not be unequally yoked with unbelievers. For what partnership has righteousness with lawlessness? Or what fellowship has light with darkness? (2 Corinthians 6:14 )

家甴

Today when I went out, there was a huge cockroach on the outside of the apartment wall and there was a baby roach slowly following her on the floor. What a happy family. It made me thought of those gangster revenge movies, family version.

合家歡子母牌曱甴古惑仔報復系列之<<我家外面有曱甴>>

自法

France: Freelance

偷襪

Someone came into my place and stole five of my socks (from what I know) from the washer and my laundry. They steal again. Some of my underwear were damaged as well. I do not know if it was the same people who were doing them. I have washed those bras multiple times and there was no problem before. But this time, my socks were stolen and two of my underwear were damaged.

還錢

Psycho attackers, you owe me money (seven times) for everything including time and information you stole from me and you owe me money for medical bills to treat the damages you put on my body. You have been treating me like prostitute without paying and you have to pay for that as well for "the forced services", 3 years of services at least. Please pay me as soon as possible. Thank you for your cooperation.

說唱

I think they should use another word to replace the word rap.

Raping and rapping are totally different you know? I hope rappers do not rape.

一線

Rap N Rape

Trap N Trape

Wrap N Wrape

順服

任何人鬼都冇權控制我！連老豆老母老公細佬大佬老死老闆都冇得傾！只有上帝可以！
No one had the right to control me! Not even father, mother, husband, brother, best friend nor boss has the right to do it! Only God Our Heavenly Father has the authority!

屎屎

STOP YOUR SHXT!!! YOU PIECE OF SHXT!!!
MY LIFE IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!
YOU PSYCHO ATTACKERS!!!

眷戀

偷偷的想着妳  或記著妳  的火腩!

不肯相信  到了今天  緣份已盡 吓?

仇敵

GONE 咗佢, 奉主耶穌的名祈求!

永生

These psycho attackers have been stealing and robbing from me; slandering me; hurting and itching my body; disturbing my sleeps; induced involuntary running nose, gut irritation, urination and defecation to make me lose water and nutrients; electronically raping me; putting bites, scratches, moles, bumps, lumps, induced pigmentation, wounds and scars on my body. I asked  God to cast him away, knock him down and lock him up. You want to kill me? Not that easy! My life is eternal because I believe in Jesus Christ! If you do not believe me, ask God our Heavenly Father!!!

呢啲電子襲擊人士／怪獸從我身上又偷又搶，冤枉我，令我又痛又痕，不讓我睡覺，電子強姦我，將假蟲咬痕、癦痣、斑點、腫脹處、像腫瘤的東西、𠝹傷、傷口、疤痕加在我身上。我求上帝將它們趕走，打低鎖起它們。想殺我？冇咁易。因為我信主耶穌，我條命喺永恆的，唔信你問吓上帝啦!!!

求婚

又靚又叻又孝順，佢真喺好犀利！如果我喺仔，我一定會追佢囉！

This girl is kind, beautiful and multi-talented. If I were a guy, I would ask her out for many romantic dates, then popped the question.

狗記

我喺一隻貴婦狗。。。唔同人鬥

狗婦終衰見沙翁。。。然後肚痛

好狗不吃眼前龜。。。因為太硬

An elegant dog should not:

 1. Fight others 

2. Eat Candies

3. Bite a turtle

婦盜

我今日俾個大我少少嘅阿嬸打劫，佢用𠝹刀指住我，搶我啲紙皮箱，掟我啲嘢同鬧粗口，仲叫我入青山添, 我行去另一個地方，佢跟住我繼續搶。有個女人仲加把口話我喺要俾人鬧過先安樂，點解我唔知嘅？

An lady who was just a little older than me robbed me and pointed a cutter at me today. She threw my things on the ground, cussed at me and told me to go to mental institution. I walked somewhere else, she followed me and continued to robbed my stuff. Another lady added to it saying that I liked people to yell at me. How come I did not know?

好灰

知識? 吓吓吓? 吓吓吓? 吓?
I don't low.

咩話?

你哋需要警隊

警隊需要你哋

請支持唔知咩

Police  need  you

You  need  police

Support whatever

黑景

有黑社會背景

Blackground

驚團

驚Stars

Gang Gang

The Chicken Club

吱息

到底起釘同飛釘有咩唔同呀？
Breast Interest

疵祭

We are living sacrifices, sacrifice to God is supposed to have no blemish. 

Therefore, I urge you, brothers and sisters, in view of God's mercy, to offer your bodies as a living sacrifice, holy and pleasing to God--this is your true and proper worship. (Romans 12:1)

You shall not offer anything that has a blemish, for it will not be acceptable for you. (Leviticus 22:20)

 我哋嘅身體喺上帝活祭，獻俾上帝嘅祭物喺唔可以有瑕疵的。

所 以 弟 兄 們 ， 我 以 神 的 慈 悲 勸 你 們 ， 將 身 體 獻 上 ， 當 作 活 祭 ， 是 聖 潔 的 ， 是 神 所 喜 悅 的 ； 你 們 如 此 事 奉 乃 是 理 所 當 然 的 。(羅 馬 書 12:1)

凡 有 殘 疾 的 ， 你 們 不 可 獻 上 ， 因 為 這 不 蒙 悅 納 。(利 未 記 22:20)

二五

That steamed chicken and roasted piglet in the temple look familiar. Aren't they God's creations?

點解廟裡面隻油雞同燒豬咁熟面口嘅？乜佢哋唔喺阿上帝佢造出嚟㗎咩？

(你拜錯咗佢喇)

爆石

一條硬頸的真人真事。

A stiff neck true story.

毫裝

I have fashion cents, very strong.

美白

讚美美

復興興

洗白白

Worship

Lordship

Fellowship

Relationship

內涵

較圓憂釋失

You are round

You are bound

 You are sound

點解?!

Osteopetrosis

屙屎都Patrol實

Osteopenia

屙屎都片你呀

Osteoporosis

屙屎都頗老實

父乳

今日有人俾咗盒豆奶我，提醒我老豆都喺度餵緊我。
My Father in Heaven and my father on earth are both feeding me vigorously.

媽媽

Dairy Mom

我啜到一歲

母乳

好開心有奶奶飲

我需要鈣。。愛

God gives me mom

He also gives me yum

Today He gives me Calcium

吉列

無知笑女

無姿笑女

Crack Her Gut
Crack You Up

 Crack Ur Head

愛巢

I exist since my mom was borne, well, at least half of me anyway. We had been through thick and thin together and we were the bestest friends. Dad, not so much, he is kind of new, you know.

自從我娘親出世以來我已經存在，至少半個我。我同我娘親一齊出生入死打天下幾十年形影不離。我老豆？仲差啲，佢都喺比較新。

養胎

話晒佢都喺BB個爸爸吖，想唔跟佢都唔得啦。

喺喎，見晒肚喇喎。

佢有冇打算同你結婚嫁？

吓，搞大咗你個肚唔認數呀？

浪子吖嘛。

咁好大鑊嫁喎，幾時蘇呀？

唔知噃。

幾時蘇都唔知，你唔喺連醫生都冇睇吓話？ 

冇呀，不過我知好早期炙。

咁都知，有幾早呀，睇你個肚最少都六個月啦。

卵巢階段，點只六個月呀，四十幾年喇！

車。。。。咁你又話個肚喺佢搞嘅？

佢搞到我好唔開心咁我咪不停食嘢囉，仲唔喺佢？ 
Women have babies inside them since they were little. And the babies have been waiting in there for years to be borne. Therefore, TREAT US WELL!!! Thank you for your cooperation.

睇穌

聽吓

Listen

奸商

我只喺著咗件T恤同運動褲都話我著得靚得濟，條友平時梗喺唔著衫㗎嘞。佢喺啲客面前話下次著得冇咁靚就計平啲俾我，之後又話會幫我搵我要買嘅嘢，結果咩都冇做過。開口問佢嗰陣佢淨係話冇呀冇呀咁囉。仲呀吱呀咗話我好唔買佢哋啲貴貨。。。

乘機

我住嗰棟大廈有人俾人好嚴峻咁隔離咗呀，今次真喺唔荒唔隔離鄰舍喇, 我諗我呢段時間都喺周街走好啲。

My mom said I was born on the street because I stopped crying every time we went out when I was little. The fact was I was just an outgoing baby before I could go out.

冇雪

啲涼茶好溶呀

講飯

廣東話: 廣泛使用嘅東方語言
Someone said that Cantonese has a very long history.

重分

仆你㗎me吖嗱仆你㗎me吖嗱仆你㗎街

（正在暴力攻擊中）

Polygamy is not a game, it is just gamy.

16號

容許早啲移民

Sweet Sixteen

簡寫

隨便, 隨處大小便

徐副經理, 除褲都要經你

靚景

Interview: viewing each other

Overview: viewing too much

想點

請講出長腿叔叔同 sugar daddy 的三個不同之處。
Please compare and contrast between Daddy Long Legs and Sugar Daddy.

創意

撞首神

When head meets God

Motor

無脂少女

Fatless Fashion

話事

你管我管

Youtube Itube

自衞

慰安撫

Comforter

生毛

我喺我有生之年都會盡我嘅綿力去等死㗎。
I am trying my best to wait for death.

靚肺

留喺疫情咁嚴峻嘅地方，佢一定以為自己好英俊嘞。
He is so handsome that even the viruses are jealous of him.

足穌

我今日又試表現唔好所以要食粥，不過呢次啲粥唔知點解甜嘅，我諗我墮入愛河喇，愛邊個就仲未諗到。

I am enough.......in love with Jesus.

憎人

個"遊戲"攪到我好憎人類

The psycho attack "game" makes me hate human beings.

零食

人渣餅

Man Jerky

King's

I am invisibly rich. We are all incredibly stupid.

皇帝的: 你哋太蠢喇

響邊

隱形富豪: 隱到唔存在

Hidden Billionaires: so hidden that they do not exist

柱女

柱子之身

40  40  40

鉸剪

其實呢點解啲男人成日以為我會冇啦啦鍾意佢哋咖呢？佢哋喺咪有妄想症咖呢？好多時我連佢哋喺邊個咩嘢樣都唔知㗎噃。喺咪因為佢哋多咗一條嘢就覺得我會暗戀明戀佢哋呢？

I do not understand why lots of men have been thinking that I am interested or in love with them for no reason. Most of the times I do not know who they are nor how they even look like. The internet says it is called Erotoanic Type Paranoia. Do you think it is because they have more than me by one penis so that they think I am in love with them?

策劃

老公呢幾日人日喎，有咩攪作呀？
喺喎，唔記得睇 calendar 添。人日就梗係整啲人出嚟啦！

Honey, how are we going to celebrate these good O Days?
O I forgot to check the calendar! Let's make the Ovum into an embryO.
That's a good Odea!

蝦仔

細佬你做咩又喊呀？

Daddy又搶咗我個 Ironman 玩唔肯俾翻我呀！

咁你用住我個Barbie打怪獸先啦，加埋阿Ken應該夠打㗎喇！
Barbie 都冇武器。。。
有，佢有個鑊鏟，仲有個平底鑊，你睇吓幾犀利！
Why are you crying again?
Daddy is playing with my Ironman again and he doesn't want to give him back to me, AGAIN!
You can use my Barbie to fight the Godzilla for now! Ask Ken to join, the two of them should be able to kill it!
Barbie doesn't have weapon though!
Sure she has, look, here are a spatula and a frying pan! See how powerful they are?

聰明

阿女快啲幫媽媽攞把鉸剪嚟。

你又話我太細個唔好玩鉸剪嘅。

你今日大個喇，可以玩吓，唔好掹開，靜喺逮俾媽媽得嘞。

你叫爸爸攞啦，我打緊機好緊張呀！

唔得呀，爸爸啲腳毛同媽媽嗰啲打咗好多死結，郁唔到。

哦，咁我明喇，即刻嚟！
Honey! Can you get us a pair of scissors please? 
I'm busy, ask daddy to get them! 
Daddy's leg hair is all tangled up with mommy's and formed whole bunch of knots!
O I see, coming!!!

咬你

錢就冇嘞，嘢食就有一堆，夠薑你就伸手入我喉嚨攞啦！

I save up money and store it in my mouth, stomach and fat. I think it is safer than keeping it in the bank.

牛肚

趙住塊扒流住眼淚講我哋好殘忍呀，隻牛好可憐呀！

I cannot control myself, sorry cow, I genuinely apologize from the bottom of my stomach!

鬥蟻

斷你蟻路!

點解？你哋太勤力將我比下去囉。
I am shorter than the ants in certain ways.

教妹

你趕咩呀？我已巾身有鎖實㗎喇喎。

唔該妳拗字親楚啲，喺心唔係身。

身

妳再喺咁俾啲仔亂近攪唔姦我事阿吓。

胎印

One time this homeless guy who lived in the wood told me his situation was so bad that he was waiting for the situation to be bad enough the UFO would come to pick him up. Actually I have been waiting for UFO as well. I believe the Universe Founding Officer will pick me up. He already did that for my mood, I am just waiting to get a ride from Him so that I can move forward in my career and everything in my life faster, easier and better.

麻煩祢送送我呀，唔會阻祢好多時間嫁炙。

窩心

祢超越完美, 我從來未見過一個好似祢咁好咁犀利嘅人，十分一個都冇。多謝祢一直喺我哋當中，睇實同照顧我哋。上帝爸爸，我懇切期待祢嚟拯救我。
You are more than perfect, I have never seen anyone as good and mighty as You, not even close. I am so thankful that You are here with us, watch over us and take care of us. Heavenly Father, I am desperately looking forward for You to rescue me 

保命

Salvage VS Savage

環保VS難保

守株

突然想食大白兔糖，有冇人買俾我呀？我等你。

Wuf

The psycho attackers put a patch of bumps on my right arm. They also made my face and different parts on my body itchy, as usual. I did not and never like it, but what can I do? Please pray that God Our Heavenly Father to heal my whole body so it will go back to the healthy condition that God originally designed if not better. Please pray that no one has control over my body anymore without my consent in Jesus Christ Mighty Name.  Thank you.