Tuesday, March 31, 2020

讚賞

Like
Thank you. O wait, your thumb nail's a little long, let me cut it for you.
Heart

互腩

We Belly Us
我哋肚腩我哋
Re Belly Us
再肚腩我哋

蜜月

黎巴嫩巴黎?
Lebonon OR Paris?

Peace

我不騮都覺得黎巴亂。。。嫩好亂,到底喺唔喺嫁炙?好心就改一改佢個中文名啦,如果因為你哋攪亂人哋個國家,你話幾唔好意思呢?Lebonon, 你笨狼又蠢又惡,你奔郎又好似老公走佬咁,不如就叫呢檳榔啦! 都喺唔好,檳榔會致癌的,叫哩品囊啦!
Index and middle fingers.

扁嘴

我屋企有螞蟻仔,蜜蜂仔,曱甴仔,女仔,婆仔,但喺冇仔仔, BB仔同狗仔。
I want puppies, babies and beauty!

求醫

The psycho attackers/ weapons induced involuntary urination repeatedly throughout the night and early in the morning. This is not the first time, they have been doing it almost every month when I have my period for a while now. My left hand middle finger (the hand that has been having the bump, caused also by the attack long time ago, at the middle of the back of the wrist) has weakness and numbness after I used my left hand. This was the first time I realized it happened. Please pray that Our Heavenly Father will cure me and eliminate the weapons permanently. Thank you.

Monday, March 30, 2020

錢族

I love all ethnic groups as long as they give me lots of lots of money. So far I do not like anybody. I will probably like the generous cashnic groups the most.
我愛所有嘅種族,只要佢哋俾我好多好多嘅金錢。直至現時為止,我愛唔到任何人。

兩楷

股冇派: 因為大股瞓唔到繩。 不過其實條罅可以攞嚟攝一攝夾穩啲。。。吖。。。我明點解佢哋靜喺收女弟子喇,可以除咗褲練瞓繩都得,練熟咗再著翻褲練,一步步嚟。
A loveseat has two seats for a reason. Please look at the structure of your rear.

男雜

根據我多年嚟嘅觀察,生得靚唔好嫁,你睇我生活得咁好就知啦。人靚唔只惹嚟狂蜂浪蝶,仲會有蛇蟲鼠蟻,同洪水猛獸。我呢,唔好話男人吖,連藍精靈都冇隻呀。
Based on my years of observations, it is not good to be pretty, you can tell from how good my life is right now. When you are pretty you may attract honey, then ants, flies, cockroaches, mice, bears and even beasts may follow. To me, not to mention a man, I do not even have a walkman. I walk myself everywhere everyday though. A walkwoman, does it count?

So微

我喺度溝橋厘緊我哋可以做蘇眉嘅機會率。
I am 溝culating the probability of us to become soulmates.

餘累

聾膩朽
Lonely Loud

控腦

Watch Batman Forever 
Pay attention to the Riddler

攪混

I want to have a or some mixed babies, tall and short mixed.
我想生啲混血BB,高血混矮血。

Sunday, March 29, 2020

沖喜

血臨臨
Bloody Arrival

Odeer

肉嫲: 我個心肝仔bupbup跳添。
死蠢: 送妳去醫院啦,心臟病呀妳!
肉嫲: 心如鹿撞嗰隻呀!
死蠢: 隻鹿響邊呀?佢冇事呀嘛?
Artistic VS Autistic OR ABC VS CBC

賴鹿

小鹿亂撞
Roadkill

冇權

I do not like people or things to manipulate my body without my consent,  induced sneeze and running nose, induced bites and moles, for examples. Even when a surgeon needs to operate on patients, they need to sign a consent form. Also, when a scientist needs to do experiments or clinical trials on humans, they also need to sign contracts or agreements. It is against the law, ethically unacceptable, violating human rights, and sinning against God Our Heavenly Father if a living human being's body being manipulated  without their approval especially when damages occur. God gives us free wills and those negative manipulations are considered murders. 

襯翻

The psycho attackers and their helpers not only put marks on my face and body, they even put them on my suitcase. 

Saturday, March 28, 2020

療情

酒鬼老兄,搵個好老婆啦!
我妹子 ,我新婦 ,你的愛情何其美 !你的愛情比酒更美 !你膏油的香氣勝過一切香品 !(雅歌 4:10)
Dear Drunk, find yourself a good wife!
How delightful is your love, my sister, my bride! How much more pleasing is your love than wine, and the fragrance of your perfume than any spice! (Song of Solomon 4:10)


競爭

  我唔可以一世保護妳嫁喎。
都嫁咗咯未同我鬥長命囉!
妳已經煩死咗我妳贏咗喇!
你們作丈夫的 ,要愛你們的妻子 ,正如基督愛教會 ,為教會捨己 。(以弗所書 5:25)

I can't protect you your whole life, baby! 
Why not? Let's have a longevity competition.
You're killing me, babe! You win!
Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ also loved the church and gave Himself up for her (Ephesians 5:25)


保暖

人哋鍾意啲黑黑哋嘅男仔因為佢哋吸熱
Someone likes her boyfriend to be a little tan because he absorbs heat and keeps her warm

鄉音

我老公去咗邊
你勞工喺呢度

曖昧

老公!!!
喺度!!!
人哋個

Baby!!!
I'm here!!!
Anyone else?


嫁錯

  所以:人哋個老公絕對有責任要保護我的。
  因為: 咦!  好衰嫁!  你點解唔保護人哋噃?
因為: 咁人哋個老公梗係要保護人哋嫁啦!

好冧

當年充滿智慧又好有錢嘅所羅門王溝女喺需要攀山越嶺同埋要好主動約佢出街的。
聽 啊 !是我良人的聲音 ;看哪 !他躥山越嶺而來 。我的良人好像羚羊 ,或像小鹿。 他站在我們牆 壁 後 , 從窗戶往裡觀看 , 從窗櫺往裡窺探 。我良人對說 :( 新 郎 ) 我的佳偶 ,我的美人 , 起來 ,與我同去 !因為冬天已往 , 雨水止住過去了。地上百花開放 , 百鳥鳴叫的時候 ( 或 譯 :修 理 葡 萄 樹 的 時 候 ) 已經來到 ; 斑鳩的聲音在我們境內也聽見了。無花果樹的果子漸漸成熟 ;葡萄樹開花放香 。 我的佳偶 ,我的美 人 ,起來 ,與我同去 !
King Solomon, a super wise and rich man, had to climb mountains after mountains and took the initiative aggressively in order to win a girl's heart.
Listen! My beloved! Look! Here he comes, leaping across the mountains, bounding over the hills. My beloved is like a gazelle or a young stag. Look! There he stands behind our wall, gazing through the windows,    peering through the lattice. My beloved spoke and said to me, “Arise, my darling,  my beautiful one, come with me. See! The winter is past;  the rains are over and gone. Flowers appear on the earth; the season of singing has come, the cooing of doves is heard in our land. The fig tree forms its early fruit; the blossoming vines spread their fragrance. Arise, come, my darling;  my beautiful one, come with me.” (Songs of Solomon 2:8-13)

遠見

I have already planned for my wedding, honeymoon and named my children. I only miss jobs, money, a husband and maybe some more food and a house. 

JOY

I am so unemployed that I may need to go to Detroit to deliver my baby boy.
橫掂冇咩嘢做不如生吓仔啦。

Friday, March 27, 2020

小鹿

大陸人同小陸人

AMEN

Dear Heavenly Father, I love You. I cannot live without You. You are the King of kings and the Lord of lords. You are the Kingdom, the Power and the Glory. Please forgive my sins and help me not to commit them anymore. I thank You for giving me food to eat, water to drink, a place to live, clothes to wear, air to breath and all the creations for us to enjoy. I thank You for giving me life and eternal life. Please continue to give me opportunities to finish my training without any obstacle. Please help me to establish my career very soon. Please eliminate all the attacks from the satanic/ psychotronic torture weapons. Please destroy any weapons/ technologies that do harms to people. Please stop all the mind monitor and control by human and satan without the victims' consents. Please make my body, Your Temple, to be intact, beautiful, strong and filled with Your Glory. Please protect everything You have given me from being damaged, stolen, robbed and taken against my will. Please give me health and strength to do Your works. Please bless me in my academics, career, marriage if You want me to get married, bless my future children if You want me to have them and bless my finances if You think I need them.  Please bless me with all I need and want according to Your will. Please bless my family as well. Please give them salvation and health.. Please bless me with Your knowledge, skills, wisdom, joy and peace and give me opportunities to serve You with what You equip me with. Please fill me, guide me, teach me, inspire me and empower me with Your Holy Spirit. Please help me to listen to and obey You. Please cast out and away satan, demons and their powers from me, my family, my friends, my enemies and from all the brothers and sisters in Christ. Please keep evil permanently away from us. In Jesus Christ's Mighty Name I pray. Amen.

命塞

今日有把聲音叫醒我,佢話:叫咗你唔好讀書嫁啦,而家真喺血本無歸呀。
Today there was a voice waking me up saying: We told you not to study, now you cannot even get back the cost.

Thursday, March 26, 2020

念經

成家垃圾
成家𣲷濕
成家立塞
成家立息
成家立蝨
成家立失

香腳

Hong Kong people are very athletic.

馳名

這麼近(嗰頭近)那麼遠(事業有成)
這麼近(更年期)那麼遠(結婚生仔)
Popular Loser

Wednesday, March 25, 2020

毒粒

Just now they put whole bunch of itchy swelling on my face like what they did last year around the same time on my body. Please pray that God Our Heavenly Father will stop them. Thanks.

屍斑

我由完全冇斑到最近突然毒C斑

Excuses

The attackers said they made me ugly so that I could find my true love. I do not need their help to find true love. God will send him to me. I think I may get killed by them before I can meet him because they are hurting my body as well. And what about my next generations, will it be possible for me to have my own healthy children, I doubt it if they constantly hurting me and exposing me to radiation through the weapons. I want to keep myself pretty for my true love. I believe my future husband is a good man who will never hurt nor damage my body and he will never ruin my life nor my career. He deserves to have a pretty wife. And I mentioned before I wanted to be a model. I still want to have a pretty face in case I need to make a living using it.  They are trying to ruin my career, my marriage and possibly my offspring. If I am not healthy, how can I even raise my kids. Most importantly, my body is God's temple, He created it and made it into His masterpiece. The attackers violated and vandalized it on regular basis. They are working against God Our Heavenly Father.

除根

The attackers also put a swelling on my left cheekbone and several multiple spots on my face. They itched my face in multiple spots when I was sleeping. Please pray in Jesus Christ Mighty Name that God will tie down the attackers permanently so he/she or they cannot do harm to anyone anymore. And please pray that the satanic weapons will be eliminated permanently. Thanks a lot.

眼癦

The psycho attackers put two new moles next to my left eye, one under my right eye and one above my mouth on the left side.

龍蝦

肉貴
I want steaks

飲搽

威士檸
搽定飲

深度

This super hot white guy was staring at this little chubby Chinese lady saying "Come on! Come on!".  He was taller than her for more than a foot. It did not make sense if the guy was begging her not to beat him up. And the lady turned her face to the side. I thought he was begging her for a date or not to break up with him.  But then I found out he was just bargaining for a cheaper price at the market. Well it might be both, who knew? He looked so desperate that it was funny, especially a hot guy like that. I guessed the lady liked guys with talents, knowledge and money more than the looks. They looked cute together though.

坐住

If people worry about pneumonia so much by wearing masks, why are they smoking cigarettes and have their masks hanging on their chins? Do they actually use the masks to cover their mouths and noses or they just hang them on their ears because everyone brings it? Do they not know that cigarette smoking can cause pneumonia as well? Do they want pneumonia or do they not? I am so confused. The cigarette smoke must have hurt their brains, poor things.
食煙同武漢肺炎都會導致肺炎的。你又食煙又戴口罩,到底你想點咖,要肺炎定唔要肺炎炙,生口淥麵講清楚佢嘞。

Tuesday, March 24, 2020

BOO

佢哋當我 LULU
Gave me boo boo

爆竊

They stole 5 socks from me and now there are 5 lonely socks missing their other halves.
They also took my twiser and now my eyebrows are too crowded that some hairs have to live outside of the eyebrows' areas.
寂寞同擠迫你揀邊樣?

豬腳

I put some wine, oil and dressing on my food...foot, a little spicy.

Enjoy

Our Heavenly Father created us on earth to enjoy life. Look at what He did for Adam and Eve when He created this world. And He created us out of love and He called us His children. Will you hurt your kids on purpose, I do not think so. Normal parents always try to give the best to their children.

低邪

People say up 60% of human body is supposed to be water. If you want me to lose weight, do not lose the water, lose the fat, stupid!!! And by the way our bodies have natural mechanisms to adjust the amount of water to a proper level, you do not have to induce constant sneezes and running nose to get rid of extra water, you have been drying me up and giving me rashy skin, in other words, you have been committing murder for 3 years. If the water is not out naturally, it is supposed to be in.   Dehydration can cause death, so as lack of sleeps and organ damages. I told ya, you psycho attackers are retarded. A three-year-old is not. By God's grace, I am still alive. And let me repeat, my life is none of any of you psycho attackers's business. DO NOT manipulate my body ever again, my body belong to Heavenly Father ONLY.  You should punish yourselves for being liars, thieves, robbers, adulterers and murderers. You guys have been breaking all Ten Commandments. In my humble opinion, you should even kill yourselves, if not in realities, at least in the game. The devil is with you, that is obvious.
P.S. Destroy the weapon(s) and Take me off the game immediately. I never give you consent to put me in the game nor under your attacks.

Monday, March 23, 2020

菜游

His salad used to be a soup bowl of dressing with a slice of lettuce swimming in it.

Natural

It is so self explanatory, MANager only manages a MAN, not a woman. Therefore, I do not have to listen to him. Also, a woman cannot become a MANager, she can only become his director or CEO. In other words, a MAN can only work in MANual labor jobs or as a MANager the highest. He cannot be promoted further.  Also,  in a FAMily, the Feminine (Female human being) one should be the head of the household while the MAN should still MANage to provide Money for the FAMily. While the woman can use the money the MAN provides and the money she earns to do whatever she wants because Females are supposed to have Freedom and Women are allowed to be Wild. Furthermore, even womens' voices have Higher pitches than mens'. Guess what? Woman can take the lead while man can only take a leak.

鎖憐

前兩日個看更話佢哋嘈到拆天咁我都唔投訴, 之前仲叫我如果啲鄰居再喺咁我應該打三條九。不過我覺得佢哋好可憐,俾鬼上咗身都唔知,遲啲仲要喺火湖度被燒到灰飛煙滅,呢啲騷擾比佢哋將來要受嘅苦,簡直有天淵之別,用同情嘅眼光睇佢哋咪算囉,唉,佢哋真喺好可憐。如果邊個偷同破壞我啲嘢嘅,求其倍翻七倍咪算囉,我份人好大量,倍咗之後我就唔再追究㗎喇!

Bloody

I think the attackers made the wounds on my feet worse since last night. They were pink before but earlier today, they turned bright red. Please pray in Jesus Christ Mighty Name to eliminate these satanic weapons globally. Thank you.
見紅

美葬

自殺用品專門店,包你死得暢快,死得飄亮!
The Suicide Specialty Store
Painless Pretty Guaranteed

念舊

我: 你哋唔好再害我喇,我死俾你哋睇咖!
佢: 就喺等你講呢句,恨咗好內喇,快啲啦。。。咪住,你揸住嗰把好似喺小朋友做手工嘅掘頭鉸剪嚟咖噃,點插呀?你唔喺自殺都冇錢吓話。
我: 喺呀,我喺冇錢買自殺用品呀,把鉸剪我老母四十年前買俾我嘅,我宜家就帶埋去陪佢!

治屍

長期唔俾我做嘢,一啲收入都冇,仲要偷我錢,偷同破壞我僅有嘅嘢, 有時我仲要執垃圾食先可以生存,難得有人暫時施捨啲嘢俾我食用等我唔洗死住,竟然有啲從來冇幫過我嘅在職有錢人士話我自私唔分啲嘢俾佢哋。。。
The life destroyers do not let me work, do not give me money, steal from me, damage my belongings, when God and some kind people finally give me a little bit of stuff once in a long while, The life destroyers, who have regular (sometimes high) incomes, call me selfish when I eat and use the donated stuff that is barely enough for me, the zero-income-long-term-unemployed-beggar me.

熟睡

自從參加咗呢個陪瞓班之後我宜家可以瞓Full Time喇! 人工仲低至零添呀!
Sweet Dreams, Baby!

死老

Man Ager
嫖賭飲蕩吹

Wife

Man Manager

拾捌

入青衣做車衣Train Knee車青衣

豬頭

紅燒自己然後入罐再加熱
I am roasted, canned and retarded...retorted

Wave

I believe if I eat many wafers
I  will  get the tuition waivers

VITC

上帝請我食檸檬
God gives me lemons

施捨

既然啲威化餅咁威,等我消化咗佢先。
The Wafers wave at me
I am just being friendly

Sinners

Just so you know, my life is none of your business, psycho attackers. Mind your own business. You have been hurting my body, breaking the Ten Commandments by murdering, being greedy, jealous and lustful.

感錢

人哋成日話講錢傷感情
我就話講錢先唔傷感情
都冇擺感情落去點傷呢

Sunday, March 22, 2020

好年

平水相逢   相逢恨晚
從前有兩個人同時間去買平蒸餾水(3蚊支), 喺買嘅過程中邂逅對方, 但可惜為時已晚(12am), 間舖都要閂門嘞, 所以。。。咪交換電話約第二日見面囉。
Have a Goodyear, everyone!

腳仔

我鍾意Baby腳
唔鍾意大人腳
但喺冇咗對腳
唔知喺邊落腳
都喺留翻對腳
揾好地方落腳
呢度唔夠就腳
行去第度歇腳

好曬

拉埋天窗有保障
She married a rich husband
She said he was her insurance

驢工

用驢力得翻嚟嘅嘢應該俾驢用

世界

著花衫唔等於花心
花心不一定老花深
老花深未必食花生

Studly

I am so shallow that I do not want to study in depth.

脾腰

我找到了自己跟我母親很相似嘅的地方,我母親年輕時廿三吋腰,同我一樣。。。以我一隻來計算。至於我條纖腰,就更加不用多說了,啊!
The ratio of my mom's waist measurement when she was young to my one thigh measurement is 1:1.

傻婆

我老公咁耐唔post片上網,唔知佢喺咩意思呢?到底喺冷戰期,大家暫時分開吓冷靜吓吖,抑或喺佢有外遇呢?等我聽日去問人借支筆準備上律師樓簽離婚證書先,唔知洗唔洗 dress up咖呢?可能要問人借衫,去人婚禮同自己離婚著同一件衫好似唔喺咁好噃。
被蛀: 傻女長大咗喇,雖然都喺咁霉,但有份成熟嘅霉味,識得面對現實,唔會再攬住人哋件臭冷衫喺度喺咁嗍喇。

痛腳

我隻腳喺有乳鴿,但我唔知佢真喺走去吮。。。損加嘛!
So Lame

穌裙

搵翻件砍過一次嘅砍衫個人特別精神爽利,嚇死,以為唔見咗添。你哋邊個就嚟結婚呀,未結就快啲結啦,等我可以砍著多幾次。

借錢

I am sleeping in a walk-in closet with a stove and a bathroom installed. And I am going to sleep under the bridge with a grand crystal chandelier above me. And I am going to wear a diamond ring and eat garbage for the rest of my life. 

厭世

旁人常問何事要等 怎麽可以一世食塵 自問或忘掉你($)都算應分 可惜每當餓餓便念你($)更深 背着人心酸人餓肚都攣 推搪當世界再沒收費再算 搶來也搶去 搶錢教人掉眼淚 可時才跟你($)可重聚 搶來也搶去 要到幾多歲方信你($)與我早早告吹 搶來也搶去 偷幾千銀唔算罪 如完成凄美的程序 搶來也搶去 我肚耽空虛 只有信會跟你($)再共對
歌詞改自<<秋來秋去>> 葉倩文原唱

Saturday, March 21, 2020

博窮

Blog Money? Where?
賭博

芝麻

尋晚我喺好饑餓嘅時候搵到包梳打餅搞到我好高興。
I was so excited that I found a bag of saltine crackers when I was starving last night.

Dump

大肚耽
冇良心
Single Mom

Friday, March 20, 2020

藏屍

怯怯賀匿
No fear in love, no one loves me, so...

遊戲?

嘈查你
Charlie Ground

無知

Dear Sir/ Madam:

Please do not let these people or even yourself to manipulate my body, monitor me, steal from me or ruin my life anymore. Lots of damages have already been done. What you are doing is just like letting a 3 year old to be the head chef. Sooner or later he will burn the kitchen or even the whole restaurant down.

Thank you for your cooperation regarding this serious urgent matter.

Sincerely,
Pearly Yip

P.S. By the way, no one has the right to control other peoples' bodies, monitor their personal lives  or control their minds and behaviors without their consents anyway.

用毛

阿Silly牙,我個口裏面冇Cilia咖,唔該你哋唔好成日塞住我個鼻迫我用口透氣吖。如果唔喺咩Q塵都飛晒入個喉嚨到好唔衛生咖。

蜜蟻

The ants misidentified themselves and ate the honey that my sister gave me.They were stuck and died sweetly. You don't have wing nor stinger, honey!
啲螞蟻想搬我個妹俾我啲蜜糖翻屋企結果甜死咗
佢哋雖然都喺好勤力但喺喺身份方面可能誤會咗

痱滋

細時跳
大時打
Is it possible to masturbate without watching or thinking about "that"?

逃亡

BB: 公園嗰啲哥哥話有陣時佢哋會打飛機咖,點解呀?
媽 : 佢哋同你講呀?
BB: 唔喺呀,我聽佢哋傾偈嗰陣時講嘅。
媽 : 哦,咁可能啲飛機師曳,亂咁開砲射人,所以未要打佢落嚟,等佢哋唔好再傷害人囉。
BB: 咁佢哋會唔會死咖?
媽 : 會咖,如果佢哋趕得切跳降落傘就唔會死。但喺因為佢哋都喺度傷害緊人,所以有時我哋都被迫要還擊嚟保護自己囉。
BB: 耶穌唔喺話要轉另一邊面俾佢打埋咖咩?
媽 : 咁如果媽媽俾壞人打,你會唔會唔理媽媽呀?
BB: 梗喺唔會啦!如果我夠大力,我會拉開佢哋,同埋會報警。
媽 : 咁就啱嘞,聖經都有講要為俾人蝦嘅人伸張正義咖,不過你咁細個小朋友,都喺唔好自己郁手啦,好危險咖, 叫警察叔叔幫手啦,同埋要大叫救命。如果冇咩必要,大人小朋友都好,都盡量唔好郁手打人啦,用個口同佢講道理囉。如果好危急,真喺要郁手都盡量問吓耶穌先,唔同嘅情形,上帝會想我哋有唔同嘅反應咖。有時其實唔出聲行開甚至逃走可能喺最好嘅方法。
BB:(突然拖住媽媽隻手)媽媽,我哋快啲逃走啦,有啲好惡嘅叔叔行緊過嚟呀,佢哋成日喺公園蝦嗰啲打飛機哥哥咖!
媽 : 我諗佢哋唔會打媽媽掛。
BB: 走啦走啦,我仲未學識打飛機,唔夠佢哋打咖。。。
媽 : (邊行邊講) 好喇走喇走喇,咁你要記住求天父俾我哋有世界和平,咁就唔洗學打啦。。。BB第時想唔想做飛機師呀。。。。
BB: 想呀,可以周圍去旅行,不過我唔想死噃。。。
媽 : 你唔曳,冇人會無啦啦射你落嚟嘅,揸啲載人旅行嘅飛機,唔好揸打仗嗰啲咪得囉。不過你要好好保護對眼噃,做飛機師對眼睛要睇得好清楚先得咖。
BB: 哦。(望一望後面) 媽媽,你行快啲啦,我哋逃走緊咖。。

詩篇 82:3-4 你們要為窮人和孤兒主持公道, 為貧寒和受壓迫的人伸張正義。要救助窮苦的人,使他們脫離惡人的欺壓。

咬左

The attackers put some new bites on my neck behind my left ear.

喪識

There is a Chinese saying that you can get to know each other after fights. I finally get to know his name and his family at his funeral. 
正所謂不打不相識,我終於喺佢個喪禮度知道佢叫咩名同認識佢啲屋企人喇!

瘀甲

我隻腳上面生咗隻紫色乳鴿
Brutal Bruistoe

Thursday, March 19, 2020

圈套

I found an expired condom (I guessed it was, I did not open it) in the cabinet of my rental place. I did not know that they have expiry dates until today. I tried to look for more, but I could not. I guessed the last tenant was only allowed to do it once. This is the very first time I use a condom. I use it as a subject to talk about on my blog. Yeah, I am a married adult now.

PRAY

上帝能解決所有問題!!!
GOD Our Heavenly Father can solve all problems!!!

趕走

此地不留鬼

Hurt

They put new bumps on my forehead and my right cheek and currently they are hurting my left knee joint, again.

Sleep

The attackers kept waking me up through out my sleep again last night and today by loud noises, making my face itchy, contracting my muscles or moving my body. Then they induced bowel movement and made me go to the bathroom. Lack of sleep hurts peoples' health especially their brains.

袋款

Hospitality: make people go to the hospital, to hurt them or their loved ones. 
款待: 等待別人的款項

死約

上帝祢想唔想我死呀?死咗之後我嚟搵祢吖。
Heavenly Father, do You want me to die? I will come looking for you after that.

Wednesday, March 18, 2020

實假

They use the fake voices to tell me the fake facts.
假聲音講假事實

瞓攪

They put more bites on my belly when I was sleeping.

出現

If you do not show up, shut up
If you really show up, speak up
If you cannot measure up, zip up
高富帥愛主健康一世對我好

英割

BNO: BRITISH? NO.
I am a zero income permanent resident of a third world country.
我喺第三世界國家嘅零收入永久居民。有三粒星的。

攪止

包養唔包攪,除咗我老豆老母之外有冇人包呀?我老豆成八十歲喇,老母又去埋,我驚佢哋包唔住呀。我芳齡四十四歲。
Can someone take care of me? Sex is not included. My dad is almost 80 and my mom passed. I am worried that they may not be able to take care of me anymore. I am 44.

招躺

媽: 出嚟同 Auntie 打個招呼啦。
女: 。。。。。。。。
媽: (媽入房) 我叫你出嚟打招呼呀!
女 : 未打咗囉!
媽: 你瞓喺張牀度點打呀?
女: 你唔見我隻手擺咗響個頭隔離㗎咩?
媽: Auntie 喺出面噃。
女: 你咪叫佢入嚟睇囉,睇完好走喇。
媽: 難得人哋嚟探我哋,你喺咪咁冇禮貌呀?
女 : 探咩吖,咪又喺將我同佢啲醫生律師仔女玩大對脾囉。佢哋對脾點都大過我嗰對㗎啦。喺呀,我喺廢青呀,吹咩。
媽: 就喺吹,吹到你脹一脹都得呀。
女:  哎吔,我突然胃氣脹好唔施酷,要休息,今日唔見客。

餓螂

The cockroaches were so cocky that they stole my food. Who do they thing they are?
搵食就行遠啲啦曱甴!我同你哋冇蟑來咖!

終樂

If you want to watch free live band performances, go to Chinese funeral homes. They have them everyday and most of the times they even dance for you. And they play tricks with fire. They call that opening up or breaking the hell something like that. Well, whatever.
如果想聽拉闊音樂又唔想俾錢,去殯儀館啦。專業樂隊天天演奏,載歌載舞,又曉放火,仲連地獄都俾佢哋打爛埋,好巴閉咖。


Bzzz

I am a Youtubee
Busy Watching
我喺你管蜂
睇緊嗡嗡嗡

Tuesday, March 17, 2020

蛻變

Lesbian: I like women
Man: So am I. 
Lesbian: I don't like man
Man: So am I. 
We have so much in common. You want to give it a try?
肌佬:我對女人冇興趣㗎。
女人:我都喺。
肌佬:我淨係鍾意男人㗎咋!
女人:咁啱嘅,我又係喎。咁你鍾唔鍾意小朋友咖?
肌佬:鍾意。
女人:我都好鍾意咖。咁你有冇諗過生呀?生啲似你同你另一半嗰啲呢?
肌佬:。。。
女人:如果你想嘅話,我介紹我啲姊妹你識呀。佢哋幾好咖,識多幾個朋友冇壞嗟。
肌佬:你都黐線咖,介紹埋啲淫娃蕩婦俾人。
女人:你就淫,人哋未開封咖。
肌佬:咩未開封呀?
女人:乾帶子呀。
肌佬:哦,哇咁筍,咁就要認識吓喇,要嚟炆冬菇都好吖。
女人:澄清吓先,結婚之前唔攪得,除非你肯娶佢啦。
肌佬:扯,乜咁麻煩咖。
女人:上帝叫嘅,做細佬一定要等。
肌佬:點等呀,大佬?
女人:你冇錢喺咪可以打劫銀行呀?矜貴嘅嘢等耐啲都值得嘅。仲有唔該叫你細佬唔好再周圍插,會生愛滋咖,我唔想連累我啲姊妹呀。上帝叫嘅,靜喺可以結咗婚先插,仲一定要喺女人,同一個女人,即喺你老婆。
肌佬:我頂。。。。介紹咗先啦。。。。靚唔靚咖。。。
女人:見到未知囉,我今日約咗佢哋,一路行一路講啦。。。其實我真喺好唔明你哋點解鍾意叫個細佬混入人哋啲屎度咖,諗起都嘔心。。。話晒都血濃於水吖,點解要咁害佢炙,仲害埋自己添。。。
肌佬:乜你咁多嘢講咖,畫公仔畫到出晒腸,依家未試吓唔插屎囉,快啲帶我見你啲帶子仲好啦。
女人:未行緊囉。。。唔好咁寸呀死靚仔。。。

直球

Let us straighten our world

Leviticus 20:13  “‘If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.
利未記 20:13 如果男人與男人同寢,好像男人與女人同寢一樣,他們的行為可憎,必須被處死。他們要承擔自己的罪。
Romans 1:27 In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error.
羅馬書 1:27 男人也背棄了和女人正常的兩性關係,慾火焚燒,同性之間彼此貪戀。男人和男人做出羞恥不堪的事,他們必在自己的身體上遭受應得的報應。
1 Corinthians 6:9 Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men who have sex with men
哥林多前書 6:9 你們豈不知道不義的人不能承受上帝的國嗎?不要自欺,一切淫亂的、拜偶像的、通姦的、變態的、同性戀的、

對滴

Please pray that God will remove the spots the attacks put on my face, especially the 2 big spots right next to the bottom my nose In Jesus Christ Mighty Name. One on each side. The attacker likes symmetry.  Thanks a lot. 


比冇

我有寬闊嘅肩膊同強健嘅臂彎,粗壯嘅腳瓜同濃密嘅腳毛,如果我喺仔,一定溝死女啦。。。除咗矮啲, 肥啲, 冇眼睇啲 (約1000度), 冇錢啲, 冇事業啲,冇屋啲, 冇車啲, 冇PhD之外, 樣樣都好。
I am happy with the gender that God has given me and to fall in love with a person with the gender that I am supposed to marry. If there is sexist against women in this world, I will not change, YOU CHANGE BECAUSE YOU ARE WRONG!!!

手背

Someone says I have a nice frame, except my left wrist. I am wondering why? You evils damage my frame? You are going to be in the flame!!!
喺冇提名冇選舉嘅情況下,不知不覺咁做咗凸手, 不過唔喺手長。
呢班攻擊人仕鬼仕,食碗麵就反碗底,上帝嘅愛女佢哋都夠膽郁,之前已經喺佢哋創造主嗰個天堂攪到亂七八糟,俾神趕走,依家又攪佢條女。。。唔喺。。。個女,佢哋喺咪想死!!唔洗講喇,等燒啦!!!



悚然

I do not like the huge bump on my wrist
Me the bone model does not like the risk
毛特兒
骨凸兒

光滑

恨痕痕
I dislike scars, itches and moles
I  would like to be a skin model

Logic

Due to the fact that I am an underdog
They just put bites on my underthigh
痕癢嘅邏輯:痕得有度脾

絕種?

I am done with know
I  really do  not know
知完資源
唔知點算

梅菜

我有好強嘅扣密肉
I have a strong desire to sell my fat. Cure too broke with one fat.

縮命

屬兔縮肚
If  a  rabbit  eats too many buns
She turns into a bunny, a fat one

縮肚

我唔喺咁鍾意笠件衫入條褲或者裙度,因為減肥好麻煩。
I do not like to put my shirt inside my pants or skirt. It is too troublesome to lose weight!!!

福妒

好恨福
Haters

求婚

同未信耶穌嘅女朋友講:當信主耶穌,你和你一家都必得救。
Tell your non-Christian girlfriend, 'believe in the Lord Jesus, and you will be saved—you and your household.' See if she will say yes.

屢𠝹

The attacks put a scratch on my back last night, not the first scratch from them, it hurts when I touch it.  Therefore, I have upper and lower back pain now. What a broke back mountain.
腰酸背痛脫苦海,背山面海

老喇

行街行得太耐,連打乞嗤都腰痛。
My  waist  hurt  when I sneezed
Walked from 3pm to 12am Geez

Sunday, March 15, 2020

Destroy

They made my nose and scalp super itchy and now they put bites on my face next to my nose. Please pray that they will stop in Jesus Christ Mighty Name. I want them to be destroyed permanently so that I do not have to suffer from and deal with them anymore.

知能

耶穌拯救失喪靈魂
耶穌看透我心底蘊
Christ saves our souls
My heart God Knows

救我

The attacks have put more bites on my body parts including right small finger, breasts, thighs and face. They make me sneeze, and itchy nose on regular basis. Like a couple of days ago, they gave me running nose for 12 hours. I used up my tissue papers and my towels were all soaked. And they have been electronically manipulating my vagina (electronic rape) every night and sometimes day for several years now. And there were many times, the attacks gave me severe pain in my teeth, organs in including my kidneys, ovaries and uterus. It was so painful that I thought I was dying and I had to call the police to temporarily stop them.Oh by the way, the moment I logged in and start typing, my neighbors came out and talked in the corridor again. It happens all the time.  Lots of times when I walked close the the door , they came out and made noise. Several times, I could not get into my apartment, instead of helping, they were laughing loudly. They exposed what I had been doing in my private times and spaces. More than one of them from different apartments on my floor were doing that. Today I prayed that the evil spirits or demons would be cast out from them and and gotten tied up. And just now, the attacks are making my forehead and face itchy. Other than from the psychotronic weapon hurting me remotely, visible and touchable people have been physically hurting my body, ruining my belongings and stealing from me. They have been stalking me, monitoring me and spreading rumors about me. Also the Bible says satan is the father of lies. In the "game/attacks", they kept sending voices saying they are going to hire me, they are going to give me lots of money, they love me and want to marry me, they are bringing me to other countries to travel etc. But those people never show up in person and they never give me anything in reality. They just try to trick my brain and give me false hopes. And if other people hear them, those people will think that these "game" is really helping me out and the real people refuse to help me. The "game" has been spreading rumors that I am rich. I am still unemployed and poor and people are still trying to trick me for more money. I do not know, my friend said even my current school has been doing the same thing.  That is what they do, do not mind their own business and try to hurt, irritate me and ruin my life continuously. If possible I hope that God will transfer me to a much better school and send me to a really good teaching hospital to finish my education and training for free. I want to get my license in no time because I have been trying to get that since 2008 and because of all the obstacles, I lost hope, lots of money, time and motivation. I feel so sad and trapped and cried many times because of that. Now I feel like I have no way out other than Heaven. On top of the 800000HKD in total I have to pay, my school wants me to retake a 4000USD (32000HKD) online course, some other paid mock exam and I have to pay account reactivation fee of  1000USD (8000HKD) in order to let me continue. Some random strangers even told me that they want me dead or to kill myself. As what a pastor said, demons and demon-possessed people hate God and God's creations and try to ruin us. But those evil beings forget that they were also created by God originally but they just rebel against Him and that is why they become so evil. Please continue to pray that all these destructive and violent demons and evil spirits will leave all those human bodies and remove God's enemies and their attacks from the lives of us especially from the brothers and sisters in Christ. Thank you very much and God bless.
THE LONG TERM BATTLE
PSYCHOTRONIC/ SATANIC ATTACKS

絲生

綻: 絲定永生, 甜絲絲咁定咗永生
I am taken by my sweet Jesus

好深

人人書毒
Study is so difficult that it is toxic

Saturday, March 14, 2020

做媒

Nicki Martin

傳染

耶穌嘅皮苦病令我哋生善呀
Jesus's skin problems have replaced our sin problems.

奸教

信仰自由
信樣自由
信養自由
I believe
I leave
I live

甜睡

Rabbi's Rabbit
Rabbi wraps it
老夫子包着大白兔糖下休息

割禮

Rabbi's Ribeye
拉比拉脾

獨立

有花園嘅毒辣屋
I would like my house to be independent
I may grow some peppers in the garden

老家

That is an elderly home
Make  it feel like home
我間姑婆屋呢?

炎盡

嚴肅俊俏: 俊俏都好OK, 咁乸嚴肅做咩炙, 扮晒蟹。
Serious and Handsome
Handsome is welcomed
Seriousness is boredom

上廊

我個鄰居打開自己道門喺走廊到大聲呻吟然後入翻去閂門,之後又開門閂門開門閂門幾廿次。
My neighbor opened the door and moaned loudly in the corridor, then she went back into her apartment. Not long after, she opened and closed the door repeatedly.  Do you think she is looking for something? I think she turned me on.

Friday, March 13, 2020

Nosdrill

The running nose has been going go since I woke up today. It is 23℃ and I do not even feel cold. I can feel the wave of stirs inside my nose when I touch it with my fingers. It is from the psychotronic attacks. Please pray in Jesus's Name that it will stop.

趕鬼

唔好俾佢再佔據你同你所愛的人喇

DRY

Now the attacks are causing me to sneeze and snot continuously again. I think they are trying to dehydrate my skin and body. Maybe they want me to have more wrinkles? 

窒息

Now the attacks are making my nose so itchy, snotty and stuffy that I cannot breath through it.

Christ's

The attacks have been hurting my left knee joint again since last night on and off until now. They have no authority over my body. Our Heavenly Father is the Only One who has the authority. I belong to  Heavenly Father, Jesus Christ and The Holy Spirit. Please pray that God will eliminate them from my life or even from the universe permanently in Jesus Christ's Mighty Name. Thanks

劫案

劫案疑犯手執載滿金器珠寶嘅 Hello Kitty, My Melody 同Little Twin Stars 環保購物袋朝迪士尼樂園方向逃走。
The robbery suspects are carrying Hello Kitty, My Melody and Little Twin Stars eco-friendly shopping bags full of jewelry escaping towards Disneyland.

Thursday, March 12, 2020

唔公

My  husband  is missing
I'm missing my husband
唔見咗個老公好失落, 搵勻哂姑媽姑姐姑丈姑婆姑爺孤兒院都搵唔到

反思

Moreover, when God gives someone wealth and possessions, and the ability to enjoy them, to accept their lot and be happy in their toil—this is a gift of God. They seldom reflect on the days of their life, because God keeps them occupied with gladness of heart. (Ecclesiastes 5:19-20)
That is why I ask myself " what have I done wrong" all the time.
神賜人資財豐 富 ,使他能以吃用 ,能取自己 的 分 ,在他勞碌中喜樂 ,這乃是神的恩賜 。他不多思念自己一生的年日 ,因為神應他的心使他喜樂 。(傳道書 5:19-20)
我到底做錯啲咩呀?



被孕

Son: Mommy, what is daddy.
Mom: Why ask?
Son: My teacher and my friends at school asked me where's my daddy
Mom: You need a mommy and a daddy sticking together in order to have you. Daddy is a boy
Son: where's my daddy then?
Mom: He's gone.
Son: Why? Daddy is supposed to take care of his family, isn't he?
Mom: He doesn't like mommy and mommy doesn't like him.
Son: Then why were you both together and had me?
Mom: Your daddy forced me, I didn't want to.
Son: He forced you to be together with him and then he left?
Mom: Yes, he's bad.
Son: How did you meet him.
Mom: We met at high school and we were friends.
Son: Your boyfriend?
Mom: No, just a friend.
Son: He's not a good friend, then. Friends are not supposed to force each other to do something that they don't want.
Mom: Hurry, you're going to be late for school.
(after school)
Son: My teacher said you supposed to call the police on daddy when he forced you.
Mom: It's been a long time ago. And it's a shameful thing to mommy. I don't want to talk about it anymore.
Son: It's not your fault, daddy's the bad boy. He should be the shameful one, not you. You should call the police and put daddy in jail.
墮唔墮

養洋

唔知養鬼佬功效會唔會勁過養鬼仔呢?話哂都大隻啲吖。

西邪

車,啲鬼全部佬都養鬼仔㗎啦,有咩咁出奇炙?

Wednesday, March 11, 2020

頭痕

The attacks are making my scalp itchy again.

Huh?

I think I have been blacklisted by 孤糕 since long time ago for an unreasonable unknown reason.

被痕

They are making my nose itchy again.

滑聲

I want to have the smooth voice I used to have i.e. my voice before the attacks started

單親

佢咁囂似乎難以上釣
你咁曳忘掉了我是誰
你屁股將會好花
百厭仔收聲了
佢咁花心我唔會上釣
又試曳你個衰仔過嚟
話你聽你死都唔聽
你屁股開花了
被蛀: 溝仔與教仔之間嘅掙扎


鈎廚

They just hurt my left ear two minutes ago

奇異

自食其踝
Self-Eating Disease

攞刀

要食豚肉之嘛
你後面未有囉
洗咩出去買炙
Hannibuttal
Cannibuttal
Eaturselfbal

作業

學生: 學習生存
畢業: 不再作孽
Poverty University
Study Povertology
Living it out daily
I have got my PhD
PhD of Povertology

逃學

讀書悶到死
學生唔學死
How can you enjoy a student life
If your studies bore you to death

Tuesday, March 10, 2020

神恩

阿媽話如果我個名改做葉秀鳳可能我會瘦啲
我就話如果我個名改做福恩恩可能我活好啲

大陸

哥倫布發現孤匿餅
Columbus discovered some chocolate biscuits

學生

病讀
讀病
Sick of Studies
Pathetic Pathology

PLS

The attacks put bites on my face in front of my right and left ears and right arm when I was sleeping. I do not want anyone or anything to hurt my skin and body anymore. If possible I would like God to eliminate people and things that have been hurting me as well. Thank You in advance, Heavenly Father.

鄰嘔

因為我鄰居用呢啲方法嚟監視同滋擾我, 偷嘢,仲要通風報訊, 聯埋其他人一齊攪破壞,我一聽到佢哋嘅聲音, 甚至乎連佢哋開門刪門嘅聲音都覺得好嘔心。佢哋唔知咩喺人權同私隱權,如果知,佢哋喺違反緊。如果可以我希望上帝將佢哋除去,同埋俾我一個更好嘅居住地方。
It is because my neighbors have been monitoring me, disturbing me, stealing from me, announcing my personal life, ganging up with others to ruin my life, I am so disgusted by their noises. Even the noises from them opening and closing the doors make me sick. They do not know what are human rights nor privacy. If they know, they are violating them, constantly. If possible, I would like God to eliminate them and give me a much better place to live.

生氣

When they oppress
Release it with gas
被人欺負
怨氣洩股


兼顧

蝦仁陰毒
炒蛋放屁
Fart-Bullying
Multi-Tasking

賣由?

購由自取
自由取購
取購自由
由自取購
Freedom is supposed to be free
Freedom belongs to everybody

Want

I want all the monitoring of my life and thoughts, manipulations of my body, mind and belongings by others without my consent to be completely eliminated. I do not want to have anything to do with the devil. I want to be successful, rich, healthy and pretty. I think all of the above will make me happy. 
FYI: I already have joy from God, just need some happiness when I am still in this world

投契

路叔: 我一無所有
路過: 我都喺喎,又會咁啱嘅,我哋真喺有緣嘞!
路叔: 想請你飲個茶,可以嘛?
路過: 飲茶?
路叔: 呢,嗰邊垃圾桶上面未有兩杯囉,應該未飲哂嘅。
路過: 。。。
BUM FLIRT
Bum: I have nothing
Loser: Same here. What a coincident! We have so much in common!
Bum: Want to grab a coffee or something?
Loser: Coffee?
Bum: See the garbage bin over there ? There're two cups on top of it, I think some coffee's still left in them.
Loser: ................................

Monday, March 9, 2020

穌鄭

有鄭穌睇
Christcert

蟲歌

昆蟲系列
The Bug Series

巴根

廣東人買嘢比起國語人斯文
廣東人用口講國語人用刀砍

便飯

They were screwing my throat last night and put bumps above my lips. Some pustles are on my ankle and they itch once in while.

想家

只要我不停咁諗佢我哋就會結婚生仔嫁喇
If I keep thinking about him we will get married and have kids

水嫩

Even grandpas care about their facial skin so much recently
最近連阿伯都注重保養面部肌膚同少女們一齊敷Mask

Sunday, March 8, 2020

理論

並知道這愛是過於人所能測度的,便叫神一切所充滿的充滿了你們。 神能照著運行在我們心裡的大力,充充足足地成就一切,超過我們所求所想的。 但願祂在教會中,並在基督耶穌裡得著榮耀,直到世世代代,永永遠遠!阿們。(以 弗 所 書 3:19-21)
上帝,我等緊祢呀,等咗好耐喇!幾時得呀?
to know the love of Christ which passes knowledge; that you may be filled with all the fullness of God. Now to Him who is able to do exceedingly abundantly above all that we ask or think, according to the power that works in us, to Him be glory in the church by Christ Jesus to all generations, forever and ever. Amen. (Ephesians 3:19-21) 
Heavenly Father, I have been waiting, it has been a very long time! When will you give them to me?

手袋

人類: 你唔死都冇用
鱷魚: 你都喺
Human: you are useless until you're dead
Crocodile: So are you

Saturday, March 7, 2020

虛心

花心填補空虛
花墟加埋心虛
Cheater Cheats

OldIC

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. Is there anything of which one can say, “Look! This is something new”? It was here already, long ago; it was here before our time. (Ecclesiastes 1:9-10)
Now I know why they trashed my belongings and me. They just tried to make us old. So in the future they will say that I or my stuff "was here already long ago" which will mean we are going to last long, aren't we?  If we are, does it mean the good qualities will last long as well?
已有的事後必再 有 ;已行的事後必再行 。日光之下並無新事 。豈有一件事人能指著說這是新的? 哪知 ,在我們以前的世代早已有了。(傳 道 書 1:9-10 )
依家我知道點解佢哋喺我啲嘢同我身上攪破壞喇!原來佢哋想我哋舊啲。咁即喺話佢哋將來會話我同我啲財物在他們"以前的世代早已有了", 咁即喺我同我啲財物都會好持久啦,喺咪炙?如果喺嘅話,咁我哋啲質素會唔會都咁持久炙?

好婦

She gets up while it is still night; she provides food for her family and portions for her female servants. (Proverbs 30:15)
So....if I stay up at night..does it count as "gets up while it is still night"?

餃麵

Mmmmmask
I'm loving it
麵當罩

戴枱

為咗嗰啲肺炎
簡直就離晒罩
Could you wear the four tables on your face please?

港首

董吓又唔懂
曾完又要愛
梁過有啲熱
林咗又會硬
They are very flexible

嫁高

容祖兒話: 做伴娘更高
咁點解。。。我做咗兩次伴娘都仲喺矮嫁呢?
I am extremely short and short-sighted

腦撕

我喺個磚頁盅聞滷絲
I am a bo fashion nail Ink Leash Teajur

罪保

保險:保證危險
Insurance: insure accidents

普選

保守黨
報仇黨
保皇黨
補黃黨
反對黨
反對擋
建制黨
見仔擋
Universal Suffering...I meant...Suffrage

經濟

警仔問:
人哋話啲警察叔叔叫做皇氣
咁爸爸喺咪做緊黃色事業呀

黃戲

黃色事業
Yellow Industry

Friday, March 6, 2020

慷慨

逐漸變黑又得,立即變黑晒亦得,得咗!
佢加啲癦,冇得還。
He is not going to take back the moles that he gives you
So generous

信咩

謊中信
慌中信
方中信
Discern

查佢

毒辣調查毀完會
調轉嚟查可以嗎
Investigate those pychos please
Stop  them so I will have peace

醫家

最近香港一街都喺醫生
我冚家都變晒醫護人員
Doc Kong

炎緊

尿蒙你呀
你今日蒙咗未呀
You become superheros these days
Mask your face and save the world

落選

身瘦歌唱大賽
Skinny Voice Contest

穌愛

一萬年。。。再大您永恆
 10000 Years Plus Eternity

全包

銀河系
金河系
銅河系
鐵河系
鋁河系
鋼河系
牛河系
越走越遠,然而上帝佢。。。
Milky Way Galaxy
Juicy Way Galaxy
Oily Way Galaxy
Greasy Way Galaxy
Watery Way Galaxy
God's creations include...All

振肌

Call你振
Rubber Origin Egg White
Stay healthy and eat right
Anti-aging is a great fight

Safe

有人建議我將超市券放保險箱然後再請保鑣喎
真喺保到呢。。。瞓街都唔掂
Someone suggested me to put supermarket coupons in the bank safe and then hire some bodyguards.
I guess I have to start living under the bridge to ensure my safety.

唔食

交叉感染唔好制
上帝唔喺咁設計
Do not eat without His permission
Up and down cross contamination

陰毒

我鍾意音樂
佢鍾意陰樂
They are "yummy"

ME

Dream Job
Dream Car
Dream House
Dream Husband
Dream Children
Dream Vacation
Loser of The Decade

大炮

帶我去歐洲玩喎唔知邊個話
跟住啲人就通風報訊講閒話
你哋食少啲味精啦喺咪傻咖
MSG MSG

先後?

散心
心散

女休

退休合法年齡44歲
The legal retirement age is 44

Thursday, March 5, 2020

唔辣

新薑舊薑
老薑嫩薑
維吾爾族
維我您續

火湖

The stuff at my place have been broken and moved around and stolen since I moved in in 2018. Either by neighbors or neighbor's friends or random strangers who got access into my place. Whatever belongings God gave me are God's blessings in my life. No one has the authority to damage or steal them. They are  stealing and robbing God our Heavenly Father and they are the devil's partners. God also gives money to my dad to pay for my rent. I am just a 44 year old unemployed poor student. They barely let me earn anything from my birth place and they stole my stuff and money. Shame on them.

Also, the psychotronic/ satanic attacks have been putting bites on my chest and arms and legs these couple of days and they put a couple of scratches on my left shoulder and something in my throat as well.

Dear brothers and sisters in Christ, please pray that the stealing/ robbing/ damaging situation and the psychotronic/ satanic attacks will stop permanently and God will bless me abundantly in my career, finance, academics and life overall in Jesus Christ Mighty Name. Thank you.

努力

珍珠雞力屎悠久

Wednesday, March 4, 2020

歷史

Our "marriage" is history.
They psychotronic weapon has been hurting my health, my feelings, my career and my life. This attack was the main reason my family forced me to come back to Hong Kong from US in 2018

學歷

Kung Fu Master
功夫碩士

冇權

I am just wondering who gives them authority to hurt my body and ruin my life. Even God our Lord Jesus Christ  does not do that. Who do they think they are?
我諗緊邊個授權給他們損害我身體催毀我一生的?上帝自己都不會這樣做,他們以為自己是誰?

太滿

尿倒流
流馬尿
Lacrination

嘥錢

If you both expect to get a divorce anyway, why are you getting married?
If  you both expect to get married again ,  why are you getting a divorce?
未諗好就唔好結
結咗婚就唔好離

刀割

He is moaning
I am mourning
Good Morning
心坎:個心俾人砍

臭飛

人善被人飛
I was flown

純真

好鍾意小雲

獨婚

霸住你
唔理你
Neglect

腎虧

They kept making me want to go to bathroom when I slept and used voices to disturb me again. I did not even drink that much water last night i.e. Articificial Frequency (the psychotronic weapon attacked both of my kidneys before in US when it started in 2017. It was severely painful. )
人工尿頻

肥瘦

身重兒
新寵兒
In Fat U Ate

Tuesday, March 3, 2020

煮教

教肉焗

緊臭

I do not like to wear tights...too tight
臘腸褲

IQ

草菇小姐:自殺。。自殺。。無聊到要自殺
烏鴉飛過:傻瓜。。傻瓜。。傻瓜。。傻瓜
草菇小姐:電髮。。電髮。。毛蟲都要電髮

Theft

Somebody stole 1000HKD worth of Wellcome coupons that my father gave me. Last night and this morning, those attacks and voices kept making noises to interrogate me plus contracting my muscles to wake me up. Then they made my nose itchy again so that I had to sneeze. If you can, please stop the crime.  

傷膝

The attacks are hurting my left knee

Monday, March 2, 2020

試吓

Masderwear
底罩

Jerk

They just made me pee myself again
Piss yourself off  you mother fuxker

賴貓

扭約
Twist The Contract

自游

禁止宣揚
Stop preaching for 8 years

兩位

雙碩士學位
Double Sexy Learning Seats

富父

上帝會供應
咁唔知佢會供應好多錢我用抑或直接供應衣食住行教育娛樂同旅行呢?
God Provides
I am wondering if He is going to provide me lots of money or directly give me food, clothing, housings, transportation, educations, recreations and travels.

麵包

他就好像個熱情的沙漠
不過可惜。。。。冇水
 Lovmoney Harmony

熱夫

子宮陣痛
Son Palace
U Tear Us

脂慌

資方脂肪
勞資雙慌
There is no fear in love. 
You fear fat means you do not love.
So love fat

青白

全蛋面
The if-I-get-all-zeros face

Sunday, March 1, 2020

咪高

But the prince of the Persian kingdom resisted me twenty-one days. Then Michael, one of the chief princes, came to help me, because I was detained there with the king of Persia. (Daniel 10:13)
但波斯國的領袖攔阻了我二十一天。看哪,天使長中的一位米迦勒來幫助我,因為我被留在波斯諸王那裏。(但以理書 10:13 )

Die

Whoever has been constantly messing with my nose and hurting my body, I am wondering when is he or she going to die? I am looking forward to it. I am not trying to murder, I just want my sufferings to be over. It seems like that is the only way out because that person has no self control.

餘生

日日日本菜
He has just married a Japanese girl

攻鼻

我個鼻哥就嚟甩
I snot like a flood

神復

Avenger Advantager
復仇者聯盟
福壽者聯萌

唔出

臭皮囊揾新郎
Why do you always keep a distance from me?

臭格

榴槤忙反
榴槤混懲
Durian is stinky and spiky
He is totally my cup of tea

克肺

你做咩嘴罩我呀
Crown lungs VS Mask lungs

帥硬

犯太帥
If you are too handsome Be careful
Either they or you will be a handful

廢炎

落咁多鹽啲肺鹹得滯啦
Those lungs are pretty salty

罩罩

唔知遲啲肺炎完咗啲口罩可唔可以當另外一種罩用呢?因為佢哋都有鐵線,兩個綁埋上吓掉轉就得嘞。
I am just wondering once the pneumonia is over, can we use those surgical masks to mask something else? Just tie two together and put the wire side at the bottom for support.

為生

請問衛生署有冇衛生巾派呢?
I treasure every moment that I still need to use sanitary napkin


要換

當啲衛生巾唔衛生
When a sanitary napkin becomes insanitary