Monday, April 26, 2021

毒癮

 你成日又煙又酒咁胃痛有咩出奇炙?

咩又煙又酒呀?我從來都唔煙唔酒嫁噃。你噏乜春呀?

成日成咋人圍住你食煙,你又冇工開要執埋啲發咗酵嘅垃圾食,仲唔喺又煙又酒?

喺噃喺噃。鬼叫佢毒牙頂硬上喇!

You smoke and drink all the time, what's so surprising about having stomach aches?

I never smoke or drink in my life, what the hell are you talking about?

There're always whole bunch of people smoking around you and you're so unemployed that you have to pick up fermented garbage to eat, don't you think those're called smoking and drinking?

Oh yeah, you're right! I'm a smokaholic and an alcoholic because of them heart-poisonholic!

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