節制

高手過招

點到即止

黐口

詠春繼黐手後
又一榮譽鉅獻

驚驚

集體跟蹤

Gang Stalking

專家

細路女咩都唔識

因為媽媽話好食

所以我覺得好食

發現原來好有益

聽媽媽話有出色
Let me introduce my
 Chef -Artist-Tailor-Nurse-Coach-Teacher-Gardener-Counselor-Pharmacist-Tour Guide-Nutritionist-Hair Dresser-House Keeper-Medical Doctor-Personal Trainer-Health Inspector-Fashion Designer-Beauty Consultant
MOM

ALL

GOD IS GOOD TO ME ALL THE TIME
你嘅好曾經擁有
祂的好天長地久

PLS

Please do not waste your valuable time and do not be stubborn

It will not work since my foundation is in my Father in Heaven
My success and health are in Jesus Christ Our Lord and Savior
In order to do the right thing we should get to know Him better
我的躺臥是那麼的徹底
但卻並不是給敵人打低
而是從心底降服於上帝

離分

同個老工離咗分
God hates divorce

催生

MENOPAUSE

Men No Pause

唔怪之我冇人追

俾人誤會我追佢

有得生時冇得生

冇得生時太遲生

慣了

我嘅夢想幻滅

忽然市價大跌

而加個心好痛

奴隸心情沉重
HERO
ZERO

您姣

姣:好之國語讀音,粵語讀攪,美的意思,姣好,姣美

姣:HANDSOME,BEAUTIFUL;發姣:又發達又美

大啲

古巨基VS羅大佑

Safe

I asked my friend why Roger That but not Mary That. Then I researched that on the Internet. In Morse Code Received is R. Roger used to be the phonetic of R. Pilots say Roger That to mean messages received. The current NATO phonetic for R is Romeo. They should change it from Roger That to Romeo That for romantic reason. But then I thought Romeo died in Shakspeare's play. So maybe it is better to keep it as Roger That for safety reason.

FIRE

My God is The Firefighter

提醒

尋日上帝提醒我:

為義受逼迫的人有福了 ！因為天國是他們的 。
(馬 太 福 音 5:10)

Yesterday God reminded me:

Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for the kingdom of heaven is theirs. (Matthew 5:10)

Steps

In  case  you want to lose weight

If you want to see if God is great

ONE

God  does  not  misunderstand  me

People who try to act God hurt me

YUM

龜蛋片

報復

The clients said I was better

Then my life was made bitter

跳海

女屈原
Slandered

Yell

Everyone makes mistake by the way, it is nothing wrong with it unless you are doing it on purpose.

Doubt

It makes me think when a non mistake all of a sudden becomes a mistake

問題

Do you think God wants a loser like me to become a business owner?

???

She complained to me that they had bad attitudes and she wanted a refund

Unfortunately they said they lost a valuable customer and I was the reason

虛偽

嚴重侵犯我嘅私隱權

攪甚麼抗議爭取人權
Violating my human rights and severely invading my privacy
Why even protest for human rights to practice your hypocrisy

未熟

思王姣未芽高
思王咸未芽高
Premature Relationship

發姣

姣得有道理
Beautiful Reason

無謂

Father please help me to spend more time with my future husband

So that I am not wasting too much of Your time on some 無謂人

扁嘴

冇得食MUMUM

好    唔     開    心

Chips

Why are you following me? 

I am not going to share my chips with you.

罷沖

唔出糧

唔沖涼

Dear

Goodbye my love because He said be still and He is God

Obeying  my  God  is  what  I  have  always  been  taught

曾經

我決定要等待  我繼續要忍耐

就算是錯的愛  卻無力再分開

心甜

雖然現實好痛苦, 但喺唔知點解個心有啲甜

可能糖尿谷上心
Bitter Sweet

Toyed

HE: Be still, and know that I AM GOD

me: Okay

冇

事業學業愛情三失意

無論人哋個仔幾得意
Why do they have everything

 Why do  I  have only nothing 

山埃

我食蘋果核自殺

I ate apple seed to commit suicide

肥壯

喺唐朝我喺美人
If it were Tang Dynasty
I   would  be  a  Beauty

洗底

當你被魔鬼控制就會燥底

當你燥底會更被魔鬼控制
We have bad temper when we are controlled by the devil
When we have bad temper we are controlled by the devil

燥底

我依家明白點解香港有咁多涼茶舖
我亦都明白點解香港人更需要耶穌
I  know why  we have so many herbal tea shop
I know we need Christ more so the anger stops

BB

當有人話佢頭髮少
佢會話自己年紀小
When  people laugh at him because he is bald
He says he is too young to have hair that is all

Water

ngim sui sui

  飲   水  水

領養

阿媽年輕時二十三吋腰

我從年輕起三十二吋腰
When  my  mom  was  young  she  had 23 inch waist
Since I was young I have been having 32 inch waist

成就

擤出鼻米田共
非筆墨能形容

Booger Blower

食蛋

蛋顧純

Purity does not sell

教誨

我老母教落
有嘢就講

有屁就放

My Old Lady Said
Speak to influence
Free the flatulence

老豆

爸爸節快樂

Happy Daddy's Day

祝福

更好的摯愛

歡欣的期待

他對妳專一

妳是他唯一
God will bless you a better him
Have joy while waiting for him
Waiting  for  that  faithful   him
You  are  the  only  one  for him

搶忌

對男友不忠

仲搶人老公
妒忌心太重
撒旦便成功
To  your BF you are unfaithful
To her husband you are lustful
Your  jealousy  makes  you  evil
Through you satan is successful

耶餐

阿嫲好瘦
Skinny
Grandma

打靶

如果佢喺無辜

就死得好無辜
What if they make a mistake
No return of a life they take

無辜

死刑跟二手煙之分別

Death Penalty VS Second Hand Smoke

巡遊

中國人權萬歲

父親大人萬歲
Long life the human rights of China
Long life the Man who is my Father

ICAC

因職責同妒忌

你發達就拉你
It is illegal to have a Ferrari

Because of duty and jealousy

拉利

識時務者為俊傑

熄匙車牌今次杰
Slow it down when you speed
Know when you should speed

夏天

天口涼呀做咩著咁少衫呀

In summer the temperature is low

Why do you wear so little clothes

上身

處三積慮

Virgin  mistresses

Demon possessed

HD

美貌與智慧笨重

Heavy & Dummy

港姐

The little girl has round cute face
She studies subtraction to get A's
小妹妹有圓圓可愛的面頰
她很勤力溫習減數得分甲

死蠢

明明可以做大點解妳喺都要做細咁傻

明明有新貨用點解要迫自己用二手貨
明明婚前婚外唔攪得點解你喺要攪錯
明明兩公婆好地地點解要玩挑逗玩火
You can be a  bride and why do you want to be a mistress
You have a brand new why a second hand is your interest
You are not supposed to fornicate why are you rebellious
They are a great couple why you are the one who seduces

網紅

我想耶穌基督做網紅

Christ the online celebrity

低頭

牛飲水

Piglunteer

夢想

小三
Affair dream

STOP

They put me under psychotronic attacks

They are hurting my body front and back

They disturb my sleep that is what I lack

Putting scars on my body never pay back

They are stealing my info to report back

Monitoring my life my mind they hack

Constant lies to me with pretentious acts

March 2017 when they started the attacks

I never want them to start that is the fact

有人對我精神電子襲擊
傷害我個身體有聲有色
痛之餘仲留低成身痕蹟
偷完我資料再公佈消息
偷窺箝制思想令我窒息
他們欺騙偽善無懈可擊
一七年三月起從沒平息
開始到現在我都是被迫

嘴佢

向神強嘴

因你愛佢

Kiss Him

Love Him

隨便

選擇性咁遣返

冇人權唔使返

有人權你攞番
We  selectively  repatriate
No human rights they stay
Yes human rights you may

耕耘

兩位吖唔該
For two only

唉

冇牛腩

有豬腩
Beef brisket absent
Pork  belly  present

草錢

今日我去咗廟街做嫁衣
I am hooking for money

母親

我恨做老母恨到呢
I am looking forward to bearing and holding you soon.

血腥

感謝上帝我仲有機會做媽媽

不過肚仔脹脹未可以食西瓜
Thank God that I still have a chance to be a mom
 No cold food for now and I have a swollen tumtum 

身涼

坦克車燴意粉

刨冰雪糕涼粉
Tank tops serving with spaghetti
Snow cone ice cream grass jelly

禮貌

麻煩各位可唔可以唔好喺我要去嘅地方點煙食煙呢

例如全港九新界離島同埋七大洲五大洋之類咁樣呢
Would you stop lighting and smoking cigarettes wherever I go please
Such as Hong Kong SAR, Seven Continents and Five Oceans please

Combo

可唔可以唔合體住呀

爸爸而家真喺好熱呀

（根據可靠消息報導）

Can we become a combiner a little later

Daddy is now an overheated transformer

(from a reliable source)

做人

我原本應該都喺大陸人

日本人將我變成香港人

外公外婆避開啲日本人

嚟香港湊大我媽媽成人

然後幫手湊大我哋成人
I am originally from mainland China
Japanese drove my grandma and pa
From mainland to Hong Kong China
They gave birth and raised my mama
 They helped raising babies for mama

圖報

感恩淘宝
Tao Bao is so cheap
China has positives

扎肉

我喺索女不過條繩好粗

佢喺型男擁有圓形大肚
I'm a hot girl fat doesn't count
He's a meat ball hot and round

飽晒

今日我見倒有啲嘢好飽滿

我都想自己嘅可以咁飽滿

等我第時個BeBe可以飽滿
Today I saw some things really full filling
Stared and wished  mine can be full filling
So my future baby tummy can be fulfilling

Hot

I envy Adam and Eve before they sinned against God

They could walk around naked without getting caught
好羨慕未得罪上帝之前嘅亞當夏娃
可以唔着衫周街走都冇人拉冇人話

Next

佢緊張支煙多過你條命呀

唔該妳快啲飛佢搵下個啦
He cares about cigarette more than your life
Please dump him now and run for your life 

湊仔

細個生番

大個乖翻

Wild and small

Civil when tall

爆料

成年冇見嘅以前老師約好嚟探訪三歲小朋友同家長

媽媽問仔仔：你鍾唔鍾意老師呀？（仔仔皺眉拎拎頭）
媽媽跟住話：唔好意思，我都冇辦法。

媽媽問仔仔：你鍾唔鍾意叔叔個女朋友呀？ （仔仔微笑點點頭）

叔叔開口話：梗喺啦，佢尋日又帶佢去街又買雪糕俾佢食
A teacher came to visit a three year old and his family as planned after not seeing them for a year
Mom asked her son: Do you like your teacher?
(he frowned and shook his head)
Mom then said: Sorry I can't control it.
Mom asked her son: Do you like uncle's girlfriend?
(he nodded with a smile)
Uncle opened his mouth: Of course, she took him out and bought him ice-cream just yesterday.

ITDep

練緊瞓繩

Ignore Them

Bored

I heard a random guy voice said is she in love with me

I should have answered him how did you know honey

我聽倒有把男人聲話佢唔喺鍾意我吓話

我當時應該答把聲話喺呀靚仔你點知嫁

金華

我媽媽話女仔唔好踢波因為會腿粗

但喺我嗰兩孖肉脾唔踢足球都咁粗

早知就練好啲波起碼可以當兼職做

話唔定而家已經做咗女碧咸拍廣告

求其望吓鏡頭扮吓型就已經有着數
Mom said girls should not play soccer because it would make my legs thick
But my pair of  fatty thighs are so thick even without any soccer ball to kick
I should have practiced it as my part time so I can have some money to make
I would have become another Beckham shooting commercials after I got big
Randomly staring at the camera and posing like a model I already earned big

談判

   三歲: 媽媽 KOI NOI?
我:媽媽翻咗工呀。
     三歲: 佢幾時FOND來?
     我: 放咗工未翻嚟囉。
     三歲: 我要去搵媽媽。
     我: 咁你自己行去啦。
三歲: 我唔 SUCK。
            (我大笑因為鄉音加K尾音)
三歲: 我唔 SICK    
   台山話粵語英文口音

教我

我媽媽教我食
好補仲要冇貓屎味嘅榴槤
以前想嘔依家好味嘅魚生
滑嘟嘟要加檸檬汁嘅生蠔
My Mom taught me to eat
Durian: it has good aroma and it is good for your health
Sashimi: it used to make me puke but now it is delicious
Raw oyster: it is smooth and you eat it with lemon juice 

一歲

noon sui sui

玩   水  水

Play with water

Poverty

Dr. Beggar
有個準博士

他是個乞兒

Study

PhD = Philosophiae Doctor in Death
她有個博士學位
但只能用於喪禮

扭計

陽衝翻騎計扭

Chi C Ken To Ma To On Ion

19616

爸爸求祢俾我爸爸快啲好番啦

Daddy please help my daddy to be healthy soon

球例

其實一個人帶住三個波都幾吃力

如果佢講中文女人就會比較吃力

如果佢講英文男人就會比較吃力
In my opinion it is very hard to carry three balls at one time
If you speak Chinese a girl has to carry three balls at a time
If you speak English a man has to carry three balls at a time

Cyst?

My  dad's  liver has a tumor like thing

He needs surgery to take out the thing

Medical bills can be pricily burdening

He is almost 80 and he is still working

He is surely not Bill Gates nor 李嘉誠

His children are not able of providing

I think that is extremely embarrassing

Please pray that God will give curing

Pray for my father's complete healing

The best way for my dad's well being

God's miracles and His best planning

We thank you all for your supporting

May God grant us with His blessings

In Christ's Name I have been praying
我阿爸個肝裏面生咗個似腫瘤狀嘅東西
我唔知喺咩不過醫生話要做手術攞出嚟
老人家成八十歲仲要翻足七日搵餐晏仔
皆因佢啲仔女唔喺咁有米實在非常慚愧
佢既唔喺BILLGATES亦唔喺李嘉誠啲仔
佢工作放唔低而家仲要籌昂貴嘅醫療費
仲要幫我呢個不孝女交租同啲乜費物費
因為我四十幾歲仲學人哋做同學仔獻世
將來仲要考好多試同埋交啲昂貴嘅學費
請求大家幫忙祈求嗰個能醫百病嘅上帝
願意醫好我阿爸個肺等佢唔好再咁閉翳
求阿天父佢用神蹟來施捨我哋一家大細
用神大能嘅手強壯我哋阿爸個肝同身體
使佢可以長命百幾歲走來走去扮後生仔
謝謝你哋嘅幫禱並願上帝祝福你哋各位

屈完

好高興屈原再冇俾人屈

唔知佢見唔見倒呢一日
The dragon and its crew drag the good people into death
By deceptions, persecution and the evil power they have

環保

I always wanted an older brother since the early days

So that I did not have to use all the tissues up in a day

The moment when I was borne it was already too late

Jerks I met inspire me my wish may not be that great

I am grateful that my Father arranges my life this way
我從小就好想有個大佬
等我唔使喊到紙巾都冇
但當我一出世就恨唔倒
賤男啟發我大佬未必好
很感激天父嘅安排周到

News

Thanks for telling me the olds
I know the facts long time ago

Mom is truly a woman though
謝謝你告訴我舊聞
我很久前已經聽聞
我媽媽其實是女人

拐帶

遇倒個幼稚園小小小師妹

母愛泛濫時佢講極都唔攰

佢媽媽存在提醒我喺誤會

我還無兒無女無福氣好灰
Little kindergarten schoolmate
Younger than me for 4 decades
She talked and read as she ate
Mother instinct told me to stay
I thought we bonded that way
The real mother got in the way
Dream broken and I must wait

曉飛

今日有個四眼小妹妹笑住咁衝埋尼

差啲踢倒佢然後講等姨姨教你點飛
Today there was a little girl with glasses rushed toward me with a smile
Almost kicked her and told her let auntie teach you how to fly for a mile

Solved

Smokers are suicidal
All they need though
High-rise & window

你要做傻事
我都冇法子
至多盡人事
借你筆同紙
唔該行遠啲
你死你嘅事

2nd

They have been cigged

 And they are now sick
煙魚凄迷
導致病危

Smoked

Wrinkling yourself is bad enough

Please do not wrinkle me my love
整皺你自己已經夠衰啦
唔該你唔好整皺埋我呀

盜賊

偷人啲嘢

犯罪降呢
Stealing my info
Lower your level

教育

停留門外？

教育世代？

Stay at the gate?

All we educate?

領命

安於天命？
上帝帶領？

Fortunes?

Godtunes?

傷十

六加四等如十

一個傷感的十

有待改進的十
學習寬恕的十
必須反省的十
釋放腦袋的十
我們是大喊十
Six plus Four equals Ten

 After 30 years what then

Let God manage The Ten
He will multiply The Ten

咩事

咬住吧

攪夠嘞

做乜遲
Check個腦乜事

用途

手臂粗大又強健

希望食嘢唔使錢

再攞肥肉去套現
又可以用嚟煮麵
Own big guns
Get free lunch
For cash hunt
To make buns

ART

有偽術財華的人
叫呃TIST或偽人
Trickers trick
Digggers dig

Tell

You need no yell
Send that email

He does not fail
Heaven nor hell
不用大叫
電郵就曉
上帝贏了
它被燒焦

Lost

They said that they tried to ask me back but I had already left the place

I did not learn my lesson and ran too fast again therefore I lost the case
Last time I allowed a transgender transitioning accidentally took place
This time I was changed from a decadent, wastage to a misuse of  grace
The positives are our Father in Heaven has given me this body and face
Woman is a more beautiful version of human so God deserves my praise 
佢哋話佢哋嘗試叫翻我翻嚟
但喺我又試跑太快代價昂貴
上一次就由男仔變咗做女仔
今次就由頹廢浪費變做白費
好在我仲有女人面孔同身體
上帝嘅完美創造喺女唔喺仔

All

May Your Word be preached

May Your people be reached
We all listen when You teach
Obedient everyone and each
願祢的話語廣泛宣揚
願人類心靈為祢而張
細心聆聽祢教導典章
萬國萬民以祢為榜樣
完全順服並為祢轉向

That

多謝祢俾嘢我食

等我冇咁快死直

Thank You for feeding me that

So that I am still not the dead

雪藏

身形似圓圈

想入娛樂圈

諗住扮宣萱

仲有范曉萱
扮埋徐若萱
點知俾人圈
圈完又再圈
狂食甜甜圈
身形更圈圈

Frozen donuts round and sweet
Hard to live and no one can eat

七友

 白雪骨煮
Pork ribs or Snow White
Who do you want to bite

逼迫

四十四事業有成

仲要有美滿家庭

我仍然一事無成

俾學校繼續呃秤

俾無謂人玩餐勁
Years of persecutions
Create bad situations
Thefts and extortions
Dying participations
Career in stagnation
School fee deception
1000usd reactivation
10's of 1000's tuition
The USD cremations
More procrastination
Education frustration
Anyone in population
Playing me obsession
Ruined my reputation
Health in destruction
Body in deformation
Spotty skin induction
Pus scars lacerations
44's have occupations
Tonnes of possession
Spouses and children
Me the one exception
Life under demolition