Saturday, February 27, 2021

渣男

https://www.powerofpositivity.com/signs-good-man/
 

女朋友(國)

 薯片油(粵)

Goodyear Perfume Centre & Pharmacy Transforms Him From A Man Who Stabs our Back To A Man Who Gets Your Back
合成令佢對妳死心塌地香水中心藥房令您由薯片油變女朋友再變結婚擺酒

HK Branches: Ground Floor 12 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道12號地下

1/F Grand Right Centre, 10 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道10號宏威中心1樓

Tel: (852) 2369 3318

Fax: (852) 2369 0608

Macau Branch: 8 Travessa De S. Domingos, Macau

澳門議事亭前地板樟堂巷8號

Tel:(853) 2831 2267

Fax: (853) 2831 2274

E-mail info@goodyearperfumecentre.com

Goodyear can beautify your looks and his brain in case his bad characters are from brain damages, missing the good man neurons, you know?

趕鬼

 Matthew 8

28 When he arrived at the other side in the region of the Gadarenes, two demon-possessed men coming from the tombs met him. They were so violent that no one could pass that way. 29 “What do you want with us, Son of God?” they shouted. “Have you come here to torture us before the appointed time?”

30 Some distance from them a large herd of pigs was feeding. 31 The demons begged Jesus, “If you drive us out, send us into the herd of pigs.”

32 He said to them, “Go!” So they came out and went into the pigs, and the whole herd rushed down the steep bank into the lake and died in the water. 33 Those tending the pigs ran off, went into the town and reported all this, including what had happened to the demon-possessed men. 34 Then the whole town went out to meet Jesus. And when they saw him, they pleaded with him to leave their region.

馬太福音 8

28 耶穌既渡到那邊去,來到加大拉人的地方,就有兩個被鬼附的人從墳塋裡出來迎著他,極其凶猛,甚至沒有人能從那條路上經過。 29 他們喊著說:「神的兒子,我們與你有什麼相干?時候還沒有到,你就上這裡來叫我們受苦嗎?」

30 離他們很遠,有一大群豬吃食。 31 鬼就央求耶穌,說:「若把我們趕出去,就打發我們進入豬群吧。」 32 耶穌說:「去吧!」鬼就出來,進入豬群。全群忽然闖下山崖,投在海裡淹死了。 33 放豬的就逃跑進城,將這一切事和被鬼附的人所遭遇的都告訴人。 34 合城的人都出來迎見耶穌,既見了,就央求他離開他們的境界。

Acts 16

16 Once when we were going to the place of prayer, we were met by a female slave who had a spirit by which she predicted the future. She earned a great deal of money for her owners by fortune-telling. 17 She followed Paul and the rest of us, shouting, “These men are servants of the Most High God, who are telling you the way to be saved.” 18 She kept this up for many days. Finally Paul became so annoyed that he turned around and said to the spirit, “In the name of Jesus Christ I command you to come out of her!” At that moment the spirit left her.

使徒行傳 16:16-18

16 後來,我們往那禱告的地方去。有一個使女迎著面來,他被巫鬼所附,用法術,叫他主人們大得財利。

17 他跟隨保羅和我們,喊著說:這些人是至高神的僕人,對你們傳說救人的道。

18 他一連多日這樣喊叫,保羅就心中厭煩,轉身對那鬼說:我奉耶穌基督的名,吩咐你從他身上出來!那鬼當時就出來了。

虱校

https://www.chemistanddruggist.co.uk/feature

 音樂虱家政虱地理虱實驗虱課虱木工虱金工虱教員虱校長虱語言實驗虱更衣虱美術虱儲物虱入虱弟子虱禁虱禮虱學虱身虱去理智虱明虱聰虱言虱落虱業財物損虱得虱老師同學虱蹤虱分虱球虱望虱足虱手虱友喪虱生命左心房石心虱會議虱教虱急救虱患得患失蒙受損虱虱聲虱靈虱效龍門虱守自修虱屈虱傷虱雙虱虱蓋虱頭頭虱護虱虱去自我虱內運動場虱外運動場虱傳圖書虱不容有虱虱物換領處遺虱虱血過多虱去平衡虱去知覺虱控過虱錯虱機會虱儀迷虱方向走虱蕩虱路閃虱男兒虱下有黃金女兒虱下有鑽石收復虱地虱而復得得而復虱虱戀虱婚虱敗缺虱虱去味覺虱去嗅覺虱竊虱約虱機虱雞無神冒虱處理虱當虱魂魚虱憶虱樂家虱虱場虱勢虱眠虱匙夾萬

Lice Job

Lice View

Lice Weather

Have A Lice Day

Lice To Meet You

Lice To See You Again

May I Have A Lice Tea Please

I Met A Lice Guy At The Party

Your Dress Looks Lice On You

You Have A Lice Head On Your Shoulders


KU-LICE APPLICATION BENZYL BENZOATE 25% W/V

祛虱露頭虱水/疥瘡水

Direction for Use 用法:

https://www.chemistanddruggist.co.uk/feature/head-lice-treatment-nit-treatment
Treatment of pediculosis (lice infestation)
  1. Wet the hair and then apply half bottle of the lotion
  2. Wash the hair with soap and water after 24 hours
  3. Comb the hair with very fine comb
  4. Repeat the above procedures after 7 days if necessary
治療頭虱:
  1. 弄濕頭髮後將若半瓶祛虱露倒於手上,完全搽勻患者之頭髮
  2. 約24小時後用香梘及清水沖洗頭髮,用較密梳子梳頭,以使頭虱及卵子梳去
  3. 如有需要,可七日後重複以上治療步驟,每瓶祛虱露可作兩次使用。

學前

 從前有個律師幫會計師樓老闆打緊官司,佢今日第一次做埋會計實習生,但喺就俾唔同人重復強烈譴責話: 你只喺做好咗會計盤數咋,仲以為你咁快幫人做埋手術添, 都喺俾阿黃醫生會計師做埋你個位好啲嘞。

Once upon a time there was a lawyer who had been working on multiple court cases for the accounting firm owner and today she simultaneously worked as an accounting intern as well for her first. There were multiple people stepped on her saying,' You only finished the accounting works? I thought you worked so fast that you already finished doing the surgeries as well. We should ask the surgeon-accountant Dr. Wong to take your job instead.'


滿晒

http://riverrecoverychurch.com/filled-with-the-spirit/
God access me

 God obsess me

 God possess me

上帝進入我

上帝迷住我

上帝佔有我

Goodyear Perfume Centre Welcome Our Heavenly Father & May The Holy Spirit Fill Us Pharmacy
合成香水中心歡迎上帝蒞臨願聖靈充滿我哋藥房

HK Branches: Ground Floor 12 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道12號地下

1/F Grand Right Centre, 10 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道10號宏威中心1樓

Tel: (852) 2369 3318

Fax: (852) 2369 0608

Macau Branch: 8 Travessa De S. Domingos, Macau

澳門議事亭前地板樟堂巷8號

Tel:(853) 2831 2267

Fax: (853) 2831 2274

E-mail info@goodyearperfumecentre.com

珊室

黑傑克

Bacarat

珊瑚咖啡室

Quarrel Cafe

We Are Happy

Happy Big Family



Friday, February 26, 2021

Fare

白木

公平森林

Big Fast Living

 你今日快唔快活呀?

Living Big And Happy


三八

https://www.ettoday.net/dalemon/post/48118

趁今日元宵佳節,嚮猜燈謎嘅同時,順便宣佈埋呢個好消息,為慶祝埋三八婦女節同合成五十週年紀念日,3月份特別加推VIP會員現金券活動,會員於三月份內憑手機訊息獲贈Chanel或YSerras香水試用裝及一張$100現金券。 至於尋覓如意郎君呢家嘢喇喎,順其自然啦,各位三八婦女,妳咪用合成啲護膚品化妝品髮品補品呀咁扮到神火咁靚去猜燈謎囉,買滿500蚊就做到會員咯,容乜易炙,跟住三月就有現金券同埋香水攞咯,扮靚啲猜得準啲嫁,啲燈謎!到咗三月咪攞埋啲券再買再扮靚啲囉,將妳自己同埋妳嘅親愛的,約定妳喇!

Today is Chinese Valentine's Day, we would like to celebrate that by announcing the good news for another celebration day, International Women's Day. In March all Goodyear VIP members can use the 100HKD cash coupon to shop at Goodyear. You may come to any branch of Goodyear Perfume Centre to get the coupon after receiving the message we send you. Every VIP member will also be getting Chanel or Y Serras Mini Perfume according to the received message. If you would like to become our members to get this offer, you can shop from us, you can become our VIP member after 500HKD purchase from any of Goodyear branches. Then use our products to yourself even more beautiful on this Chinese Valentine's Day, maybe get a boyfriend or something. If not? who cares? You are beautiful no matter what. Enjoy the moment you look into the mirror, enjoy the healthier you. Then come again in March using the coupons to make yourself and your loved ones healthier and prettier. Why not? 

https://www.drift.com/blog/international-womens-day-2019/
Goodyear There Maybe A Supporting Man Behind Every Single Successful Woman And If Not It Doesn't Matter Our Heavenly Father Has Your Back No Matter What Perfume Centre & Pharmacy
合成每個成功嘅女人背後都或者有個如意郎君冇都冇所謂因為有上帝香水中心藥房

HK Branches: Ground Floor 12 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道12號地下

1/F Grand Right Centre, 10 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道10號宏威中心1樓

Tel: (852) 2369 3318

Fax: (852) 2369 0608

Macau Branch: 8 Travessa De S. Domingos, Macau

澳門議事亭前地板樟堂巷8號

Tel:(853) 2831 2267

Fax: (853) 2831 2274

E-mail info@goodyearperfumecentre.com


Special Offers: 

After purchase of Goodyear products for over 180HKD, you will receive Montee Cleansing Milk or Toner for an addition of 118HKD Plus You will receive 2 Coryse Masks(original price 144HKD) with an addition of 36HKD.

Evoluderm Water Spray 400ml (80HKD) Buy One Get 150ml Water Spray Free
Purchase of Evoluderm products for over 300HKD, you will receive Cleansing Water (original price 105HKD) Free 

特別優惠:

凡購滿$180可以$118換購Montee Cleansing Milk 或T及以$36換購Coryse 面膜2份
凡購買Evoluderm 400ml 清新噴霧免費送150ml Evoluderm清新噴霧
凡在合成購買Evoluderm 產品滿$300即送價值$105的全能卸妝水

Thursday, February 25, 2021

香豹

 

https://gifer.com/en/GINX
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaguar

今日阿豹哥哋出來覓食,咁阿YSerras就俾佢哋覓中咗,咁點知阿Y死喇仲要加S呢就一騮都做開運動成份良好又健康就跑得快,所以阿豹哥就食唔到,既然食唔到,阿豹哥就索性霸咗人哋個地盤,當咗做自己屋企嘞。話明捷豹吖嘛100ml Jaquar Classic Amber, Classic Black, Classic Gold, Performance, or Excellence 淡香水, 全線390蚊仲要買一送一,有折,喺惡啲嫁喇! 阿YSerras你哋又又喺嘅,好似依家咁一家人齊齊整整住埋一個住家咪好囉,霸住兩頭住家做咩炙?
咁我哋健康好生養吖嘛托上帝嘅洪福!咁大家族分兩頭住家有咩咁出奇炙?我哋都有買一送一嫁,不過唔夠Jaquars咁平咁買一送一之嘛!我哋喺淡香精嚟嫁,持久啲嫁,陣味!

Today Jaguar and family came out to hunt as usual and they spotted YSerras family, fortunately, the YSerras' ran really fast and escaped because they have been exercising and eating well to keep themselves healthy. Jaguar could not catch their preys so they just took over YSerras' territory as their base. Why did YSerras not fight back? Because the Jaguars have discount, 100ml Classic Amber, Classic Black, Classic Gold, Performance, or Excellence EDT, all 390HKD, Buy One Get One Free. The discounted ones usually have higher powers, bargaining powers. By the way, why did you have to occupy two apartments YSerras, why didn't your whole family stay together in same house?
Well because God wants us to be fruitful and multiply, we have been able to eat well, by God's grace, and stay healthy, therefore we have lots of babies. What's so surprising about a huge family living in two separate homes? We also have Buy One Get One Free! Just not as cheap as Jaguars' kind of Buy One Get One Free! But we are EDP, our smells, last longer!

Goodyear Run Faster Or The Good Deals Will Be Gone Wild Life Perfume Centre &  Pharmacy

合成跑得快好世界唔喺啲平嘢俾人買晒野生動物香水中心藥房

HK Branches: Ground Floor 12 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道12號地下

1/F Grand Right Centre, 10 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道10號宏威中心1樓

Tel: (852) 2369 3318

Fax: (852) 2369 0608

Macau Branch: 8 Travessa De S. Domingos, Macau

澳門議事亭前地板樟堂巷8號

Tel:(853) 2831 2267

Fax: (853) 2831 2274

E-mail info@goodyearperfumecentre.com

偷食

 其實,點解我成日都想食嘢嫁呢?唔通我肚裏面有蟲蟲?唔知點佢會唔會飛走嫁呢?用咩點好呢?今日天氣好WORM UM,等我去街街玩順便去埋合成大。。。藥房問吓個叔叔先。

Actually, I am always wondering why I always want to eat. Do you think I have wormy in my belly? If I do, how can I get the wormy to crawl out from my belly? Let me ask Goodyear Pharmacy. 

(a few moments later)

用佢點喎,大藥房個賣藥大叔話。。。佢話我食咁多嘢都仲喺全家最矮,可能真喺有蟲蟲UM。不過佢叫我問過醫生叔叔先買喎,因為唔敢肯定喺咪真喺有蟲蟲同埋唔知邊隻蟲蟲,要檢測,過先知喎。不過佢叫我問過醫生叔叔先買喎,因為唔敢肯定喺咪真喺有蟲蟲同埋唔知邊隻蟲蟲,要檢測,過先知喎。同埋要同媽媽講,因為驚我又肚餓得滯當佢哋糖糖咁食到不停口喎。要避免兒童誤取喎,佢話呢啲糖糖喺特別嘅糖糖唔可以亂咁食喎。

The pharmacy elderly said I should use this candy to get the wormy out of my belly. He said it is very likely that I have wormy in my belly because I am the shortest in my whole family even though I have been eating constantly. But then he said I have to see a doctor to do some test first because he is not sure if I do have wormy or not or what kind of wormy in there. They will have to do some tests first to find out. And I also have to tell my mom about it because he worried that I may eat them nonstop like what I usually do to the normal candies.It is written keep out of children on the box, he said this is a special kind of candies, I cannot just eat them on random basis.

Vermiflu Tablets

Description: Flubendazole (each tablet contains 500mg) is a synthetic broad-spectrum antihelmintic, which is active against intestinal parasites such Enterobius vermicularis, Ascaris lumbroicoides, Ancylostoma duodenale and Trichuris trichiura. Animal studies have sown that Vermiful tablets exhibit vermicidal, ovacidal and larvacidal activity. The mode of action of Vermiful tablets is due to the deteriorative effects on the microtubule system of the absorptive cells of the worm leading to malnutrition of the parasite and autolysis of the absorptive organs,. Plasma concentrations of Vermiful tablets in man are extremely low.

佢哋話因為條蟲蟲搞到我營養不良所以我哋用呢粒糖糖搞番到啲蟲蟲營養不良嚟教訓佢喎,仲話整爆蟲蟲用嚟吸收嘅器官喎,佢仲話我哋咁樣做都喺為咗自衛姐,唔會犯法喎。

Indications:

Vermiflu tablets are indicated in single and mixed infections of the following intestinal parasites.

Vermiflu Tablets 糖糖可以用嚟教訓一種或者幾種呢啲蟲蟲同醫我個大食病喎:

pinworm 蟯蟲(Enteroblus vermicularis)

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/578923727079227507/
https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMicm1811156?rss=mostViewed
roundworm 蛔蟲 (Ascaris lumbricoides)
https://biologyeducare.com/ascaris-lumbricoides/
hookworm 鈎蟲 (Ancylostoma duodenale)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancylostoma_duodenale
https://www.slideshare.net/MaryMwinga/h
whipworm 鞭蟲 (Trichuris trichiura)
https://www.britannica.com/animal/whipworm
Vermiflu tablets are contrindicated in pregnant women.
Vermiflu tablets are very well tolerated by the patients. No side effects have been reported so far.
合成大藥房個叔叔仲話如果我媽媽個肚肚裏面住咗我個細佬或者妹妹或者兩個一齊住嚮裏面就千祈唔好食呢隻咁特別嘅糖糖喎,可能我個BB细佬妹太細個頂唔順或者會搞到我媽媽唔施酷喎。
不過暫時嚟講呢呢種教訓蟲蟲嘅糖糖對我哋條褲都未有發現咩特別嘅作用,叔叔話。

Goodyear  Perfume Centre & Pharmacy

合成香水中心藥房

HK Branches: Ground Floor 12 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道12號地下

1/F Grand Right Centre, 10 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道10號宏威中心1樓

Tel: (852) 2369 3318

Fax: (852) 2369 0608

Macau Branch: 8 Travessa De S. Domingos, Macau

澳門議事亭前地板樟堂巷8號

Tel:(853) 2831 2267

Fax: (853) 2831 2274

E-mail info@goodyearperfumecentre.com


地盤

https://gifer.com/en/GINX
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaguar

今日阿豹哥哋出來覓食,咁阿YSerras就俾佢哋覓中咗,咁點知阿Y死喇仲要加S呢就一騮都做開運動成份良好又健康就跑得快,所以阿豹哥就食唔到,既然食唔到,阿豹哥就索性霸咗人哋個地盤,當咗做自己屋企嘞。話明捷豹吖嘛100ml Jaquar Classic Amber, Classic Black, Classic Gold, Performance, or Excellence 淡香水, 全線390蚊仲要買一送一,有折,喺惡啲嫁喇! 阿YSerras你哋又又喺嘅,好似依家咁一家人齊齊整整住埋一個住家咪好囉,霸住兩頭住家做咩炙?
咁我哋健康好生養吖嘛托上帝嘅洪福!咁大家族分兩頭住家有咩咁出奇炙?我哋都有買一送一嫁,不過唔夠Jaquars咁平咁買一送一之嘛!我哋喺淡香精嚟嫁,持久啲嫁,陣味!

Today Jaguar and family came out to hunt as usual and they spotted YSerras family, fortunately, the YSerras' ran really fast and escaped because they have been exercising and eating well to keep themselves healthy. Jaguar could not catch their preys so they just took over YSerras' territory as their base. Why did YSerras not fight back? Because the Jaguars have discount, 100ml Classic Amber, Classic Black, Classic Gold, Performance, or Excellence EDT, all 390HKD, Buy One Get One Free. The discounted ones usually have higher powers, bargaining powers. By the way, why did you have to occupy two apartments YSerras, why didn't your whole family stay together in same house?
Well because God wants us to be fruitful and multiply, we have been able to eat well, by God's grace, and stay healthy, therefore we have lots of babies. What's so surprising about a huge family living in two separate homes? We also have Buy One Get One Free! Just not as cheap as Jaguars' kind of Buy One Get One Free! But we are EDP, our smells, last longer!

Goodyear Run Faster Or The Good Deals Will Be Gone Wild Life Perfume Centre &  Pharmacy

合成跑得快好世界唔喺啲平嘢俾人買晒野生動物香水中心藥房

HK Branches: Ground Floor 12 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道12號地下

1/F Grand Right Centre, 10 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道10號宏威中心1樓

Tel: (852) 2369 3318

Fax: (852) 2369 0608

Macau Branch: 8 Travessa De S. Domingos, Macau

澳門議事亭前地板樟堂巷8號

Tel:(853) 2831 2267

Fax: (853) 2831 2274

E-mail info@goodyearperfumecentre.com

Moon

https://www.businesstraveller.com/business-travel/2019/09/06/emirates-to-serve-mooncakes-inflight-for-mid-autumn-festival/

How did you celebrate Mooncake Festival? 

Not much, I just mooned the COPs.

Cool! And did they do anything?

Not much, they just said they needed some light to work at night anyways and cuffered me up. 

Note: We are the light of the world (Matthew 5:14)

https://earthsky.org/human-world/asia-china-mid-autumn-festival-mooncake-sky-lantern
  月亮圓月亮光好像燈籠掛天上(小學一年級中文科?)

你點慶祝中秋節呀?
冇呀!淨喺嚮啲差佬面前閃咗一閃。
閃咩呀?
股。
咁堅?咁佢哋點呀?
冇呀,佢哋咪話橫掂佢哋都要啲光嚟夜晚做嘢,跟住就KEEP住我嚮差館等佢哋下次去案發現場都有得用囉。我等陣仲要番去報告呀。

備註:我們是世上的光。(馬太福音 5:14)

Goodyear Shine Jesus Shine Fill This Land With The Father's Glory Perfume Centre & Nice Rear Pharmacy....And Nice Head Too

合成願上帝嘅榮耀照亮整個世界香水中心好靚呀您後面同埋您個頭藥房

HK Branches: Ground Floor 12 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道12號地下

1/F Grand Right Centre, 10 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道10號宏威中心1樓

Tel: (852) 2369 3318

Fax: (852) 2369 0608

Macau Branch: 8 Travessa De S. Domingos, Macau

澳門議事亭前地板樟堂巷8號

Tel:(853) 2831 2267

Fax: (853) 2831 2274

E-mail info@goodyearperfumecentre.com

https://www.goodyearperfumecentre.com5:14)

 

血筒

皇室皇塞皇虱皇SUCK 

Lice

 Lice Job

Lice View

Lice Weather

Have A Lice Day

 Lice To Meet You

Lice To See You Again

May I Have A Lice Tea Please

I Met A Lice Guy At The Party

Your Dress Looks Lice On You

You Have A Lice Head On Your Shoulders


KU-LICE APPLICATION Benzyl Benzoate 25% w/v
祛虱露頭虱水/疥瘡水

Direction for Use 用法:
https://www.chemistanddruggist.co.uk/feature/head-lice-treatment-nit-treatment
Treatment of pediculosis (lice infestation)
  1. Wet the hair and then apply half bottle of the lotion
  2. Wash the hair with soap and water after 24 hours
  3. Comb the hair with very fine comb
  4. Repeat the above procedures after 7 days if necessary
治療頭虱:
  1. 弄濕頭髮後將若半瓶祛虱露倒於手上,完全搽勻患者之頭髮
  2. 約24小時後用香梘及清水沖洗頭髮,用較密梳子梳頭,以使頭虱及卵子梳去
  3. 如有需要,可七日後重複以上治療步驟,每瓶祛虱露可作兩次使用。

股頭

http://forgifs.com/gallery/v/Funny/Bar-headbutt.gif.html
 The butt heads headbutt each other after drinking Bud Lice....Light at a lousy bar. One attacks with skull, the other attacks with lice. 

The butt heads headbutt each other after drinking Bud Lice....Light at a lousy bar. One attacks with skull, the other attacks with lice.

Goodyear Anti-Alcoholic Perfume Centre & Lice-Killing Skull-Strengthening Brain-Healing Pharmacy

合成反酗酒香水中心幫您殺虱強化頭骨修補腦殘藥房

HK Branches: Ground Floor 12 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道12號地下

1/F Grand Right Centre, 10 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道10號宏威中心1樓

Tel: (852) 2369 3318

Fax: (852) 2369 0608

Macau Branch: 8 Travessa De S. Domingos, Macau

澳門議事亭前地板樟堂巷8號

Tel:(853) 2831 2267

Fax: (853) 2831 2274

E-mail info@goodyearperfumecentre.com


Let's see who lose the most blood!

After the fight and after the hangover is over, the Buttheads can come to Goodyear to get this:

KU-LICE APPLICATION Benzyl Benzoate 25% w/v
祛虱露頭虱水/疥瘡水

Direction for Use 用法:
https://www.chemistanddruggist.co.uk/feature/head-lice-treatment-nit-treatment
Treatment of pediculosis (lice infestation)
  1. Wet the hair and then apply half bottle of the lotion
  2. Wash the hair with soap and water after 24 hours
  3. Comb the hair with very fine comb
  4. Repeat the above procedures after 7 days if necessary
治療頭虱:
  1. 弄濕頭髮後將若半瓶祛虱露倒於手上,完全搽勻患者之頭髮
  2. 約24小時後用香梘及清水沖洗頭髮,用較密梳子梳頭,以使頭虱及卵子梳去
  3. 如有需要,可七日後重複以上治療步驟,每瓶祛虱露可作兩次使用。
https://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/ss/slideshow-scabies-overview
Treatment of scabies
  1. Apply into all skin surfaces after bathing
  2. Repeat the application on the following day without bathing
  3. Wash off the drug 24 hours later
  4. A third application may be required when necessary
治療疥瘡:
  1. 沐浴後將祛虱露塗遍全身
  2. 次日無須洗澡,再重複塗搽祛虱露
  3. 約24小時後清洗身體
  4. 需要時可作第三次塗搽
Caution:
  • Shake the bottle well before use
  • Avoid contact with eyes and mucous membranes, do not use on broken skin, pregnancy and breast-feeding
  • itching may persist for one to two weeks after treatment
注意:
  • 使用前請先搖勻
  • 使用此品時,切勿讓藥水接觸眼睛或黏膜處,如患處附近有傷口,懷孕或授乳婦女者,切勿使用此品
  • 治療初期的一至兩星期,可能仍然有痕癢反應
If the buttheads crack their buttheads, they can go to the hospital. But if the buttheads want to headbutts harder or if they want to prevent their buttheads from cracking next time, they can come to Goodyear to get this:



JAV Calcium with D Tablets

美國JAV鈣 + 維生素D

Active Ingredients:
Each Tablets Contains:
Calcium (as Calcium Carbonate) 600mg
Vitamin D3 (as Cholecalciferol) 200I.U.

Calcium: The body stores calcium in the bones and teeth to help them strong. The exact amount of calcium you need depends on your age and other factors i.e. how many times you use your butthead to  headbutt others each week. Growing children and teenagers need more calcium than young adults, except the headbutters. Older women need plenty of calcium to prevent osteoporosis. People who do not eat enough high-calcium foods should take a calcium supplement.

Vitamin D: Compounds includes ergocalciferol (D2), cholecalciferol (D3) are fat-soluble sterols sometimes considered to be hormones for hormone precursors, which are essential for the proper regulation of calcium and phosphate homeostasis and bone mineralization.

Dosage:
Adult: One or two tablets daily or as directed by physicians
Children (6-12 years old): One tablet daily or as directed by physicians.

每片含600毫克純鈣及200IU維他命D,因飲食中長期缺鈣質及對鈣質大量需求如孕婦,發育期兒童,中年以上人士及老年人的骨骼保健至為重要。鈣:人體的鈣儲存在骨骼和牙齒,讓他們堅強。你需要鈣的確切數額取決於你的年齡和其他因素。成長中的兒童和青少年比起年輕的成年人需要更多的鈣。老年婦女需要大量的鈣質,防止骨質疏鬆症。不能攝取足夠的高鈣食物的人,應採取補充鈣質。維生素D:化合物包括鈣化醇(維生素D2), 膽鈣化醇(維生素D3), 是脂溶性的脂醇,有時被認為是激素的前體的內泌素。維他命D主要功能是幫助人體從消化系統中吸收鈣和磷,亦幫助人體骨骼礦物質的添加。 

功能:
此品供給每日人體所需天然鈣質,其功效有助骨骼強建,婦女因懷孕需要更多鈣質。

服用方法:
成人每日一粒至兩粒或遵醫生指示服用。
兒童(6-12歲)每日一粒或遵醫生指示服用。



Natural Vital Super Cal Tablets
Calcium 600mg with D 200 I.U.
Everything almost exactly the same as the one above, except a little difference the price
美國維高特級鈣維他命D片
所有嘢同上面隻鈣片差不多一模一樣除咗價錢差少少之外

In case the buttheads have brain injuries, go to the hospitals to have check ups first, maybe surgeries second, then they can get some cerebral tonics from Goodyear to rebuild their buttbrains. Then please, stop headbutting ever again you buttheads!!!