Thursday, February 25, 2021

股頭

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 The butt heads headbutt each other after drinking Bud Lice....Light at a lousy bar. One attacks with skull, the other attacks with lice. 

The butt heads headbutt each other after drinking Bud Lice....Light at a lousy bar. One attacks with skull, the other attacks with lice.

Goodyear Anti-Alcoholic Perfume Centre & Lice-Killing Skull-Strengthening Brain-Healing Pharmacy

合成反酗酒香水中心幫您殺虱強化頭骨修補腦殘藥房

HK Branches: Ground Floor 12 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道12號地下

1/F Grand Right Centre, 10 Cameron Road, Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon

九龍尖沙嘴金馬倫道10號宏威中心1樓

Tel: (852) 2369 3318

Fax: (852) 2369 0608

Macau Branch: 8 Travessa De S. Domingos, Macau

澳門議事亭前地板樟堂巷8號

Tel:(853) 2831 2267

Fax: (853) 2831 2274

E-mail info@goodyearperfumecentre.com


Let's see who lose the most blood!

After the fight and after the hangover is over, the Buttheads can come to Goodyear to get this:

KU-LICE APPLICATION Benzyl Benzoate 25% w/v
祛虱露頭虱水/疥瘡水

Direction for Use 用法:
https://www.chemistanddruggist.co.uk/feature/head-lice-treatment-nit-treatment
Treatment of pediculosis (lice infestation)
  1. Wet the hair and then apply half bottle of the lotion
  2. Wash the hair with soap and water after 24 hours
  3. Comb the hair with very fine comb
  4. Repeat the above procedures after 7 days if necessary
治療頭虱:
  1. 弄濕頭髮後將若半瓶祛虱露倒於手上,完全搽勻患者之頭髮
  2. 約24小時後用香梘及清水沖洗頭髮,用較密梳子梳頭,以使頭虱及卵子梳去
  3. 如有需要,可七日後重複以上治療步驟,每瓶祛虱露可作兩次使用。
https://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/ss/slideshow-scabies-overview
Treatment of scabies
  1. Apply into all skin surfaces after bathing
  2. Repeat the application on the following day without bathing
  3. Wash off the drug 24 hours later
  4. A third application may be required when necessary
治療疥瘡:
  1. 沐浴後將祛虱露塗遍全身
  2. 次日無須洗澡,再重複塗搽祛虱露
  3. 約24小時後清洗身體
  4. 需要時可作第三次塗搽
Caution:
  • Shake the bottle well before use
  • Avoid contact with eyes and mucous membranes, do not use on broken skin, pregnancy and breast-feeding
  • itching may persist for one to two weeks after treatment
注意:
  • 使用前請先搖勻
  • 使用此品時,切勿讓藥水接觸眼睛或黏膜處,如患處附近有傷口,懷孕或授乳婦女者,切勿使用此品
  • 治療初期的一至兩星期,可能仍然有痕癢反應
If the buttheads crack their buttheads, they can go to the hospital. But if the buttheads want to headbutts harder or if they want to prevent their buttheads from cracking next time, they can come to Goodyear to get this:



JAV Calcium with D Tablets

美國JAV鈣 + 維生素D

Active Ingredients:
Each Tablets Contains:
Calcium (as Calcium Carbonate) 600mg
Vitamin D3 (as Cholecalciferol) 200I.U.

Calcium: The body stores calcium in the bones and teeth to help them strong. The exact amount of calcium you need depends on your age and other factors i.e. how many times you use your butthead to  headbutt others each week. Growing children and teenagers need more calcium than young adults, except the headbutters. Older women need plenty of calcium to prevent osteoporosis. People who do not eat enough high-calcium foods should take a calcium supplement.

Vitamin D: Compounds includes ergocalciferol (D2), cholecalciferol (D3) are fat-soluble sterols sometimes considered to be hormones for hormone precursors, which are essential for the proper regulation of calcium and phosphate homeostasis and bone mineralization.

Dosage:
Adult: One or two tablets daily or as directed by physicians
Children (6-12 years old): One tablet daily or as directed by physicians.

每片含600毫克純鈣及200IU維他命D,因飲食中長期缺鈣質及對鈣質大量需求如孕婦,發育期兒童,中年以上人士及老年人的骨骼保健至為重要。鈣:人體的鈣儲存在骨骼和牙齒,讓他們堅強。你需要鈣的確切數額取決於你的年齡和其他因素。成長中的兒童和青少年比起年輕的成年人需要更多的鈣。老年婦女需要大量的鈣質,防止骨質疏鬆症。不能攝取足夠的高鈣食物的人,應採取補充鈣質。維生素D:化合物包括鈣化醇(維生素D2), 膽鈣化醇(維生素D3), 是脂溶性的脂醇,有時被認為是激素的前體的內泌素。維他命D主要功能是幫助人體從消化系統中吸收鈣和磷,亦幫助人體骨骼礦物質的添加。 

功能:
此品供給每日人體所需天然鈣質,其功效有助骨骼強建,婦女因懷孕需要更多鈣質。

服用方法:
成人每日一粒至兩粒或遵醫生指示服用。
兒童(6-12歲)每日一粒或遵醫生指示服用。



Natural Vital Super Cal Tablets
Calcium 600mg with D 200 I.U.
Everything almost exactly the same as the one above, except a little difference the price
美國維高特級鈣維他命D片
所有嘢同上面隻鈣片差不多一模一樣除咗價錢差少少之外

In case the buttheads have brain injuries, go to the hospitals to have check ups first, maybe surgeries second, then they can get some cerebral tonics from Goodyear to rebuild their buttbrains. Then please, stop headbutting ever again you buttheads!!!

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