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我鍾意白色，除咗我啲頭髮之外，因為白色代表純潔，我啲頭髮喺近十年嚟愈嚟愈純潔，純潔而稀薄，正所謂正邪不兩立，邪不能勝正，邪惡嗰啲被大量嘅斬草除根，屍橫遍野，啲皮膚呢就愈嚟愈邪惡，簡直就喺黑膚，唔怪得冇人敢追，但勝在有質感，有紋有路，屍斑大癦咁，仲帶有大量黑頭，唔打得都嚇得吖嘛。

I like white, except the stuff on my head, because white represents purity, and my hair becomes purer and purer within last decade, so pure that they have been rapturing to heaven in high speed. While my skin becomes eviler and eviler, that is why I am so unemployed and so single, people worry that I will cast spells on them. The positive thing is my skin has lots of texture, tracks  and gaps, bumps and holes, moles and spots, plus millions of blackheads that I have accumulated for decades.  As a result, I cannot fight but I can scare.