Thursday, March 11, 2021

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https://www.crosswalk.com/church/pastors-or-leadership/7-ways-to-honor-the-sabbath.html

What would Jesus do? 耶穌會點做?


Matthew 12

1At that time Jesus went through the grainfields on the Sabbath. His disciples were hungry and began to pick some heads of grain and eat them. 2 When the Pharisees saw this, they said to him, “Look! Your disciples are doing what is unlawful on the Sabbath.”

Yeah, why did you do that? Shouldn't you prepared all the food ahead of time before the Sabbath?

We're travelling around man, we didn't have a kitchen. And we're super hungry after the long walk! God is love and He loves our tummies as well. We couldn't do our missionary works of  LOVE without energy, you know?

Note: In my humble opinion, I think it was because the disciples picked on somebody's heads, that was why somebody picked on the disciples' heads.

3 He answered, “Haven’t you read what David did when he and his companions were hungry? 4 He entered the house of God, and he and his companions ate the consecrated bread—which was not lawful for them to do, but only for the priests...........

Hold on hold on, David! Did you ask before you took the bread? I know I know you were running away from Saul right? But still....you're not supposed to steal from the priest though! That's their share! They'll be hungry if you took it.

I did ask!!! Read Samuel 21:1-6! They didn't have any other food so the priest gave the consecrated bread to us and he replaced it with new hot bread! Freshly from the "oven" in your modern language!

5 Or haven’t you read in the Law that the priests on Sabbath duty in the temple desecrate the Sabbath and yet are innocent? 6 I tell you that something greater than the temple is here. 7 If you had known what these words mean, ‘I desire mercy, not sacrifice,’ you would not have condemned the innocent. 8 For the Son of Man is Lord of the Sabbath.” 

Hey priests, what exactly did you do to desecrate the Sabbath? Did you kill someone or turn over the altars something like that on the Sabbath?

Of course not!!! I cooked a huge pot of stew, packed in boxes and brought them to the homeless living under the bridge!!! I also bought a car.....t to transport some of the lame and blind people to the synagogue so that they can listen to God's Word and worship with us.

OIC, now that's for sure innocent!!!

9 Going on from that place, he went into their synagogue, 10 and a man with a shriveled hand was there. Looking for a reason to bring charges against Jesus, they asked him, “Is it lawful to heal on the Sabbath?”11 He said to them, “If any of you has a sheep and it falls into a pit on the Sabbath, will you not take hold of it and lift it out? 12 How much more valuable is a person than a sheep! Therefore it is lawful to do good on the Sabbath.” 13 Then he said to the man, “Stretch out your hand.” So he stretched it out and it was completely restored, just as sound as the other. 

Thank you for saving my life! Meheheheheheheheh! Happy Sabbath!!!

Thank you for making my hand works too, Jesus! Finally I can knit some baskets, with both hands!!! Happy Sabbath Day Jesus!!!

14 But the Pharisees went out and plotted how they might kill Jesus.

Sounds familiar!!!


馬太福音 12

1 那 時 , 耶 穌 在 安 息 日 從 麥 地 經 過 。 他 的 門 徒 餓 了 , 就 掐 起 麥 穗 來 吃 。2 法 利 賽 人 看 見 , 就 對 耶 穌 說 : 看 哪 , 你 的 門 徒 作 安 息 日 不 可 作 的 事 了 !

喺喎你哋做咩要咁做呀?乜唔喺安息日前準備好啲食物到嗰日食咖咩?

我哋跟住耶穌夫子周圍走,邊度搵個廚房慢慢煮好晒仲要保鮮等安息日食炙?仲有呀,上帝就是愛嘛,佢愛埋我哋個肚仔,仲有呀,律法中最大的是愛,吖嘛!冇能量點幫阿拉脾。。。比佢傳揚愛嘅福音呢? 

3 耶 穌 對 他 們 說 : 經 上 記 著 大 衛 和 跟 從 他 的 人 飢 餓 之 時 所 作 的 事 , 你 們 沒 有 念 過 麼 ?4 他 怎 麼 進 了 神 的 殿 , 吃 了 陳 設 餅 , 這 餅 不 是 他 和 跟 從 他 的 人 可 以 吃 得 , 惟 獨 祭 司 才 可 以 吃 。

喂咪住先,阿大胃。。。衛王,點解您當時要食人哋啲包呀?您有冇問過人哋咖?人哋祭司做嘢好辛苦㗎噃,您食埋人哋嗰份您過意得去咩?我知您當時避緊阿掃羅王追殺,但喺唔代表您可以偷人哋啲嘢食㗎噃!一陣餓親阿祭司哋點算呢?

我梗喺有問啦!不過當時我哋餓到飛起,佢哋當時冇其他食物,所以阿祭司咪俾咗舊聖潔之包俾我哋唔信你睇撒無。。。母耳記21章1-6節啦!阿祭司佢仲玩番個新鮮熱辣嘅聖潔之包上去添。其實你知我哋逃亡緊就好啦,仲要我哋去街市買餸玩煮飯仔?唔喺呀FA。

5 再 者 , 律 法 上 所 記 的 , 當 安 息 日 , 祭 司 在 殿 裡 犯 了 安 息 日 還 是 沒 有 罪 , 你 們 沒 有 念 過 麼 ?6 但 我 告 訴 你 們 , 在 這 裡 有 一 人 比 殿 更 大 。7 我 喜 愛 憐 恤 , 不 喜 愛 祭 祀 。 你 們 若 明 白 這 話 的 意 思 , 就 不 將 無 罪 的 當 作 有 罪 的 了 。8 因 為 人 子 是 安 息 日 的 主 。

阿祭司,請問您點樣侵犯阿安息日佢呢?殺咗人?抑或將個祭壇反轉咗呢?

冇呀我嗰日煮咗一大烹羊腩煲,裝落啲盒度,可再用咖,環保吖嘛,然後咪擰去橋底派街坊囉!仲買咗架私家車仔,車。。。推咗啲又跛又盲。。。被優先嘅啲鬆謝尾嚟聖殿,等佢哋同我哋一齊學神話同敬拜神囉。

咁央央又真喺冇咩罪喎。咩神話?

上帝話。

9 耶 穌 離 開 那 地 方 , 進 了 一 個 會 堂 。10 那 裡 有 一 個 人 枯 乾 了 一 隻 手 。 有 人 問 耶 穌 說 : 安 息 日 治 病 可 以 不 可 以 ? 意 思 是 要 控 告 他 。11 耶 穌 說 : 你 們 中 間 誰 有 一 隻 羊 , 當 安 息 日 掉 在 坑 裡 , 不 把 他 抓 住 , 拉 上 來 呢 ?12 人 比 羊 何 等 貴 重 呢 ! 所 以 , 在 安 息 日 作 善 事 是 可 以 的 。13 於 是 對 那 人 說 : 伸 出 手 來 ! 他 把 手 一 伸 , 手 就 復 了 原 , 和 那 隻 手 一 樣 。

扯!枯乾咗咪用水浸番濕佢囉!

浸到可以靈活郁得好似隻好手一樣呀!你浸俾我睇吓!枯呀,即係死咗咁呀,兩腳一伸咁呀,不過呢次喺伸手,仲要一伸。。。就復原咗嘞!

多謝您將我嚮個窿度救番上來呀!咩。。。HEHEHEHEHE!

多謝您搞到我隻好DRY嘅手水嫩有光澤UM!仲郁得添!您睇佢面色幾紅潤?

14 法 利 賽 人 出 去 , 商 議 怎 樣 可 以 除 滅 耶 穌 。

咦?呢句經文好面善喎!

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合成香水中心藥房可以將您塊枯乾嘅面同隻枯乾嘅手搞到白滑水嫩人見人摸。。。。。嚮耶穌將佢哋由死都救番生打通埋任篤二脈之後
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耶穌話我哋要HEAL但人哋又話做人唔好咁囂。咁到底囂好定唔囂好呀?愛住咁囂。。。HEAL唔知又得唔得呢?咁即喺點呀? 唔HEAL人哋就安息咖喇噃。。。安唔安息日都。。。

Let's talk about love baby! Let's talk about you and me! Let's talk about Jesus Christ and Holy Spirit set me free! Let's talk about love! Let's talk about love! Let's talk about love! Let's talk about love!

God is love! Baby don't hurt me! Don't hurt me! No more!

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