過雲雨嚟咖嗟，林過就冇事咖喇。
Cause of Death: Cloud Passing By
Homicide Location: In The Woods
Sunday, May 31, 2020
神救
I smelt some chemical as I walked out to the balcony last night, then I had sore throat until this morning. This morning when I woke up, I found the handle of the umbrella I hooked on the balcony door handle came off from the umbrella. I found that someone plucked out 5 more of my flowers from the plant and stole 2 of them. Then I saw another smaller cockroach crawling on the plant. This was the very first time I saw cockroach on my plant. Usually they were on the floor, on the rail or on the wall. In total, the thieves have to return 21+35=56 flowers on the plant, alive and healthy. Whatever damage they caused to my throat and body, they have to return 7 folds of my loss. Please pray that God will continue to protect me and our plants from being damaged and stolen. Please also pray that God will heal my throat and body so that my body can be healthy and whole and no sore throat. I also found patches of bruises on the left side of my thigh above my left knee. I do not remember I hurt myself over there. Please ask God to clear any poisonous substance from my body. In Jesus Christ Mighty Name. Thank you.
爆機
Last night when I was sleeping, they came in, took the disk out of my camera and opened all the apps on the phone my family gave me. I do not know if they stole any of my pictures. If they did they have to return 7 times of what I lost.
被偷嘢清單，賊要七倍償還 Return Sevenfold
被偷嘢清單，賊要七倍償還 Return Sevenfold
曙光
佢哋入屋漂白咗我條黑褲一撻, 佢哋要還番7條一模一樣運動/yoga褲俾我，多謝合作。
They came into my place and bleached a patch of my black pants. 7 pairs o same exact yoga/sweat pants they have to return to me. Thank you in advance.
被偷嘢清單，賊要七倍償還 Return Sevenfold
被偷嘢清單，賊要七倍償還 Return Sevenfold
淘冶
One flower just fell off the plant "naturally". And I found the other 2 dead ones in the balcony. So as of today 6 was killed by human manipulation, one was killed and taken away, one possibly fell off naturally. I remembered last year, the flowers fall off after quite at least 4 days. This year this "died of old age" one lasted for only 1 day. Something is going on here. In other words whoever purposely killed 8 of my flowers has to return to me 56 flowers alive and healthy on the tree. Thank you in advance.
自己買番嚟種啦，樂趣嚟咖，既然你哋咁有閑情逸致去做咁多其他嘢，到時你就會好滿足忘記或者冇興趣理你周圍啲人做緊乜咖喇。欣賞上帝嘅創造喺幾咁奇妙，真喺好開心咖。
被偷嘢清單，賊要七倍償還 Return Sevenfold
自己買番嚟種啦，樂趣嚟咖，既然你哋咁有閑情逸致去做咁多其他嘢，到時你就會好滿足忘記或者冇興趣理你周圍啲人做緊乜咖喇。欣賞上帝嘅創造喺幾咁奇妙，真喺好開心咖。
被偷嘢清單，賊要七倍償還 Return Sevenfold
火伴
鄰居，鄰居嘅朋友同埋所有人，如果你哋未經我同意下入我屋企包括露台，伸嘢放嘢入嚟我住處，破壞及偷我嘅嘢，我完全唔想認識你，唔想同你有任何關係。 如果你hack入改我個bloghack我電腦網上任何email account，偷我資料，我亦唔想同你有任何關係，如果你用巫術(撒旦工具)，用任何方法傷害我個身體，我都唔想同你有任何瓜葛。如果你哋真心信咗耶穌，佢會寬恕你，不過我同你就等上咗天堂再認識，未離世前都冇興趣，但你哋欠我嘅要還7倍，同埋唔好再對我或我所擁有嘅做任何嘅嘢，除非得到我同意。我所擁有嘅都喺上帝嘅恩賜，你冇權碰。同埋唔好再入或嘗試入我屋企，除非我批准，今朝我放喺污糟衫盤條褲上面見到個類似鞋印嘅嘢，小燈著咗，摺櫈摺埋咗等等。你入到嚟唔代表你叻，只代表你冇自制能力傷害一個貧窮毫無殺傷力嘅人，你應該感到羞恥，反省同改過。2018年7月到現在，你哋巳經偷同破壞咗我好多錢同嘢，殺死咗我4棵植物，一共值過萬港幣。我一D收入都冇，仲喺個窮學生，學費非常昂貴，食都成問题，仲靠我約80歲高齡捱緊騾仔嘅老豆養緊，因為你哋我門口唔敢出，即喺你間接迫我坐監，偷我自由，偷我嘢7倍償還。犯罪犯法嘅你自由出入，無辜受害嘅我坐監，合理嘛？ 再加上我根本冇人請。唔好咁過份， 再喺咁落去我可能會健康更受損，精神衰弱，仲可能提早更年期，正所謂己所不欲，勿施於人，無論人哋窮同有錢你都冇權破壞同偷人嘢亂闖人屋企，收手啦! 唔喺講笑，上帝同火湖喺真咖! 上帝所喺全知全能嘅，你做嘅所有嘢佢全部睇到，你心裏面諗咩佢都知道一清二楚，佢如果暫時唔徵罰你喺俾機會你悔改，甚至信耶稣，真心信嗰隻，我講咗喇，到時你俾神燒唔關我事。
被偷嘢清單，賊要七倍償還 Return Sevenfold
被偷嘢清單，賊要七倍償還 Return Sevenfold
112L
They plucked out another baby lemon and throw it onto the floor in my room yesterday. 112 lemons alive on the tree they have to return to me in total.
被偷嘢清單，賊要七倍償還 Return Sevenfold
被偷嘢清單，賊要七倍償還 Return Sevenfold
Saturday, May 30, 2020
殺手
People in the building put cockroaches into my balcony again. They are trying to do something to the plants that God has given me and helped me grow. They already killed 4 of my plants before and they were bug repelling plants. Somebody told me that they poured bleach on them, that was why they died all of a sudden. For these ones still surviving they put worms in them and I killed the worms one by one with my own hands every single day. By God's grace, now the worms are gone and finally the plants grow a little healthier. My neighbors and or people in the building have been knocking off and plucking parts out. They also put other bugs in trying to damage them. Please pray that my plants can grow healthily without being negatively manipulated nor damaged by anyone. Those plants are part of my food as well, please pray that I will not get poisoned and die. Please ask God to protect the plants and me. In Jesus Christ Mighty Name. Thank you.
變形
The psychotronic attackers have put a huge mole and bump on my left wrist since 3 years ago. It was healed once by praying to God. But then it came back. Now when I press down on my palm to support my weight, it hurts. They have stolen my health and deformed my body. They have to return to me 7 folds of what I have lost. Please pray that God will eliminate the psychotronic attacks immediately from my life and from the universe. In Jesus Christ Mighty Name. Thank you. And at this moment, the attackers are putting induced itches and bites on my legs and feet. Please pray that God will stop them immediately. Again 7 folds of what I have lost they have to pay me. Please also pray that God will heal my wrist and remove the itches and bites, in Jesus Christ Mighty Name. Thank you.
Poke
The psycho attackers are needle poking my right thigh. They put lots of moles on me already, I do not know if they are doing it right now. Please pray that God will eliminate them permanently. In Jesus Christ Mighty Name. Thank you.
EYES
Two of my flowers came off from the plant. I do not know who did it. If humans or satan are the ones who did that 21 flowers alive on the plant in total they have to return to me. Anyway, God is watching, and if anyone damages His/my plants and attacks His children on purpose, He will do something. Please pray that no one except God and myself, can manipulate the plants that God has given me. Please pray that all "our" plants are going to grow healthily and strongly. And no flowers or any part of the plants is going to be removed and damaged by anyone except God and myself. In Jesus Christ Mighty Name. Thank you.
阻街
香港人座右銘:
去囉做囉無法啦
被蛀: 又阻人喇你!
Hong Kongers' Rule of Thumb:
Whatever, I have no choice anyway.
P.S.You rot, man!
絕望
Last night I was looking at the street of Hong Kong (come on, stop pretending to be poetic or something, you just looked outside from your home), I had a very sad, hopeless feeling. I used to have the same feeling, especially in the evening, when I was a teenager before I left Hong Kong 25 years ago. I did not know why? Now I kind of know.
表面好風光 現實好沮喪
似多姿多釆 其實被屠宰
錢字大過天 妒忌到發癲
講就有理想 根本無方向
結論: 香港都唔知做緊乜。
想當年我哋走得啱 !
講就有理想 根本無方向
結論: 香港都唔知做緊乜。
想當年我哋走得啱 !
105L
At least 3 more lemons were knocked off or plucked off by my upstairs neighbor(s) or their friends. They have 1 halfly cut off and left it hanging on the tree. So 105 lemons alive on the tree they have to return to me. Please pray that God will continue to protect these precious plants so that all the lemons can grow healthily and strongly on the plant without being removed from the tree nor being damaged, and please ask God to drive my enemies away from my life. Please ask God to give me a much much better place to live so that I can live a peaceful life. In Jesus Christ Mighty Name. Thank you.
Friday, May 29, 2020
公疤
我今日望住自己隻手指公嗰條疤痕，再諗起當日流血流到爸爸聲，忽肉屌屌Fing嗰個look，我喺度諗，俾佢哋再咁攪法，唔好話手指公，連腳指公，甚至乎子宮都可能冇埋。仲有最近佢哋成日整痛我左邊膝頭大脾同盤骨位置，我唔知佢哋想整到我長短腳吖，骨質再疏鬆啲吖，抑或盤骨退化要裝假盤呢？
Today when I was looking at the scar on my thumb, I remembered that day when the blood was flooding out, the piece of meat was barely hanging. Then I thought, if they kept on treating me like that, not only my thumb, my big toe could be gone in no time. By the way they have been hurting my left knee, hip and thigh recently. I do not know if they want to give me osteoporosis, legs with uneven lengths or a need of hip replacement in the near future.
飛呀
今日有兩隻大白鳥嚮我下面飛過呀! 等埋我呀，鳥鳥，我啱啱學飛喺慢啲嫁喇! 我哋嚟緊呢站去邊呀？不如去歐洲啦! 我想睇啲西人雕塑壁畫，佢哋好似好靚咁呀! 咩話? 你哋太攰？咁先停長城故宮桂林嗰啲做中途站啦，唔洗直航嘅。好唔好呀? 咦你哋又會識聽廣東話嘅？ 哦，因為你哋浸過鹹水周遊列國，所以咩都識啲。。。
結論:讀萬卷書不如飛萬里天
Today there were two big white birds flying under me! Hey big birdies, wait for me, I'm kind of slow because I just start learning how to fly. What's our next stop? Can we go to Europe first? I heard that the western people sculptures and murals are beautiful! What? You guys are too tired? It doesn't have to be direct flight, we can stop by Great Wall, Forbidden City, Guilin those places first. How's that sound? Hey where did you guys learn English, I can't believe you can speak English so well! I'm impressed...Oh I see, you've been studying overseas and travelling around the world, that's why...
Conclusion: Close your books and fly!!!
Shop
Honey, mommy is going shopping today, please add the things you want on the list and send it back to me. Love ya!
Cream of
Potatoes chips
Carrots cake
Apples pie
Milkshake
Chicken breasts Mcnuggets
O'Fish fillet
Mushroomsmallow ( u know wat I mean)
Cotton swabs candy
Mommy, the things I want are in red color. Love u too!
紅牀
今朝晨咁早就見紅真喺大吉利是
所謂遊戲裏面條友又整到我镳尿
次次紅日喺咁正式有乸生冇爺教
如果你要啲血洗你啲罪揾耶穌啦
如果你要啲血洗你啲罪揾耶穌啦
Wet Red Bed
This morning the psycho attacker and or my "son" in the"game" made me pee myself again. Are they going to do my laundries and buy me maxipads? No matter what, just stop it, for Christ's Sake! If you need some blood to wash away your sins, go to Jesus, for Christ's Sake!!!
Thursday, May 28, 2020
烤炸
上帝話撒旦魔鬼唔會罷手，繼續偷靈魂，我周圍都有好多隻靈魂俾佢控制住，所以成日攻擊我同我D嘢。臨尾隻旦仲會整鑊杰撻撻嘅戰爭圍攻基督徒，但喺上帝會嚮天上/天堂降火燒旦(未食過，唔知咩味嫁呢?) 仲有啲火燒幫窿。。。幫兇，燒到呢。。。
啟示錄 20:7-10
God said satan will not give up,He will continue to steal souls. There are quite a few souls around me that have been controlled by it. That is why they continue to attack me and my belongings. But In the end, satan will start a huge war to ambush Christ's followers. And God will send fire from Heaven to burn satan and it's helpers. In other word, they will be roasted. They will be burnt like.......
Revelations 20:7-10
When the thousand years are over, Satan will be released from his prison and will go out to deceive the nations in the four corners of the earth Gog and Magog and to gather them for battle. In number they are like the sand on the seashore. They marched across the breadth of the earth and surrounded the camp of God’s people, the city he loves. But fire came down from heaven and devoured them. 10 And the devil, who deceived them, was thrown into the lake of burning sulfur, where the beast and the false prophet had been thrown. They will be tormented day and night for ever and ever.
啟示錄 20:7-10
當那一千年完結了，撒旦就要從它的監禁中被釋放出來，它將出去迷惑在大地四角中的列國就是歌革和瑪各，召集他們參與戰爭；他們的人數多如海沙。他們上來佈滿、寬闊的大地，包圍了聖徒的營地，就是那蒙愛的城。可是有火從天上降下來，吞滅了他們。那迷惑他們的魔鬼被丟進烈火和硫磺的湖裡，就是那獸和那假先知所在的地方；他們將日夜受折磨，直到永永遠遠。
Revelations 20:7-10
When the thousand years are over, Satan will be released from his prison and will go out to deceive the nations in the four corners of the earth Gog and Magog and to gather them for battle. In number they are like the sand on the seashore. They marched across the breadth of the earth and surrounded the camp of God’s people, the city he loves. But fire came down from heaven and devoured them. 10 And the devil, who deceived them, was thrown into the lake of burning sulfur, where the beast and the false prophet had been thrown. They will be tormented day and night for ever and ever.
紅白
今日喺我嘅紅日原本應該好高興咁慶祝，但由於佢哋殺死同偷走我好多植物BB，讓我哋默哀一分鐘。
被蛀: 耶稣話"盜賊來，無非是要偷竊、宰殺、毀滅；而我來是要他們得生命，並且得的更豐盛。"(約10:10)
被蛀: 耶稣話"盜賊來，無非是要偷竊、宰殺、毀滅；而我來是要他們得生命，並且得的更豐盛。"(約10:10)
Today is my red day, I suppose to celebrate it with great joy. But since God's enemies have killed and stolen so many of my plant babies, let us have a moment of silence to remember the sacrifices of our brave anti-satan baby plant soldiers.
P.S.Jesus said "The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full." (John 10:10)
P.S.Jesus said "The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full." (John 10:10)
睡爆
The flower they plucked off and threw into my apartment indoor last night, I left it on the table, this morning it was gone. And they threw whole bunch of my paper on the floor. They stole one of my coupons that the church gave me to get food because of my poverty (俗稱乞兒兜到偷飯食) Somebody broke into my apartment when I was sleeping and stole the flower and food from the starving unemployed me.
84L
84 lemons on the tree the thieves have to return. The gang plucked off 3 more last night or this morning. And they stole at least 4 more.
富貴
Someone came into the balcony, plucked a flower off my plant (it just blossomed today) and threw it on the floor in my room.
Wednesday, May 27, 2020
爆話
啱啱發現俾人整裂咗家人借俾我嗰個電話Mon，賠7個smartphones吖麻煩你破壞王，呢個值超過4000HKD的，你可以還現金，28000HKD, 多謝合作。
The burglars broke monitor of the smartphone that my family lent me, whoever did that please repay me with 7 of the same kind of phones. You can pay cash if you like, 28000HKD. Thank you for your cooperation.
呼吸
They plucked out the little new leaves just came out of my plant (different from the one they stole from yesterday) and buried them in the soil. They stole the other parts of the plants and destroyed the things that God gave me. They have been destroying God's creations as well. They have been breathing in the fresh free (to them) oxygen produced by my plants and they have been destroying the things that keep them alive. Photosynthesis has been taught in our elementary school, do not tell me they do not know.
P.S. God and me have been using our resources to support them by keeping them alive. And they return our favors with revenges.
P.S. God and me have been using our resources to support them by keeping them alive. And they return our favors with revenges.
D攻擊者擇咗啱啱生出嚟嘅BB葉埋葬嚮D泥土度，佢哋偷咗植物其他部份同毁壞緊上帝嘅創造。佢哋呼吸緊由我D植物製造出嚟嘅免費 (對佢哋嚟講) 清新氧氣，而同時間佢哋殺死緊D維持佢哋生命嘅植物。光合作用喺小學自然科學教的，唔好話俾我聽佢哋唔知。
備註: 換句話說，上帝同我用我哋嘅資源養緊佢哋，維持緊佢哋生命。而佢哋恩將仇報。
備註: 換句話說，上帝同我用我哋嘅資源養緊佢哋，維持緊佢哋生命。而佢哋恩將仇報。
填鴨
加多句，如果你哋想擁有植物你未去街巿買番屋企種囉，最近嘅紅磡同土瓜灣街市都有得賣，洗咩妒忌到破壞同偷我嗰D嗟。仲有你擅自入嚟我老豆租嘅私人地方，包括露台，偷緊我哋地方用喎，如果開埋冷氣同用水，都喺偷喎，唔只得罪我，仲得罪埋我一家人喎，你伸嘢入嚟我露台搞都喺偷地方用喎，偷嘢同破壞別人物品唔啱幼稚園學生都識啦，唔啱都照做，浪費香港9年免費教育喎，納稅人嘅錢嚟嫁噃。我啲道德觀念都如喺嚮嗰到學番嚟，仲有我老豆老母悉心教導同埋上帝嘅話語，例如聖經經節，都喺教偷嘢破壞別人財物喺唔啱嫁喎，唔通你阿爸阿媽老師教嘅嘢唔同?
One more point, if you want to own plants, you can go to the nearest markets like Hung Hom Market and To Kwa Wan Market to buy them home and grow them yourself. You do not have to be so jealous to damage, kill and do whole bunch of destructions to my belongings. You come into the apartment including the balcony my dad rents for me is stealing places to use which also mean you are stealing the rents from my dad. If you use the air conditioning, light and water, you are stealing our utility money. You are not only wronging me when you do that, you are wronging my whole family. When you stick something into our balcony to do damages, you are stealing our space for your own purposepurposes as well. Even a kindergarten pupil knows stealing and damaging other peoples' belongings are wrong, you do the wrong things on purpose is a waste of that Hong Kong 9 years free education. What you have been doing is a waste of tax payers' money. I learned my moral standards from that 9 years as well. Why are mine so different from yours? Just wondering. The Bible, my mom and dad also taught me the same standards. How about you?
合謀
The people (most likely my neighbors) knocked off in total
7 baby lemons from my plant. They put at least 2 cockroaches into the balcony of my living place last night. When I went out to check on my plants last night, the psycho attackers put 2 huge induced bites on my right arm with irregular edges. In conclusion the psycho attackers work together with people around me to attack me and ruin my life in different ways. They have to repay me with a total of 49 lemons (7 times) alive on and with the plant immediately. And whatever cost it takes for the recovery of the injuries they have done on my body, they have to return 7 times as well. They stole my health. This rule has been in the Bible for thousands of years.
7 baby lemons from my plant. They put at least 2 cockroaches into the balcony of my living place last night. When I went out to check on my plants last night, the psycho attackers put 2 huge induced bites on my right arm with irregular edges. In conclusion the psycho attackers work together with people around me to attack me and ruin my life in different ways. They have to repay me with a total of 49 lemons (7 times) alive on and with the plant immediately. And whatever cost it takes for the recovery of the injuries they have done on my body, they have to return 7 times as well. They stole my health. This rule has been in the Bible for thousands of years.
精神電子攻擊者及鄰居們及所有有份參與襲擊我行動嘅犯罪集團，你們沒有權進入我的住所，包括露台，沒有權對我的財物植物做任何東西，更沒有權破壞及偷取我財物植物任何部份，這是刑事罪行要坐監的，你們得罪我，亦得罪上帝，我所擁有的都是上帝所賜，你們一共最少打落殺死7個小檸檬，請償還49個活生生留在樹上的檸檬，偷走破壞長大了的檸檬上的汁同皮(需要還七倍完整樹上嘅大檸檬，偷去的葉，七倍奉還，殺死4盤植物及所有破壞，在我家偷去破壞袋，鎖匙扣，襪，胸圍，食物，金錢，膠紙，禮卷等等，七倍奉還我的損失。損害我身體，最少七倍奉還我康復的所需。你們多年來一直在偷我的私人資料，侵犯我知識產權，所覓到金錢得益及導致我的損失，七倍奉還。十誡裏你們犯了偷盜，貪婪，殺人(傷人), 姦淫，如果你拜其他東西包括金錢，犯了第一誡(拜偶像)，請悔改信耶穌，不然你哋會進入永死。如果你話信咗，咁嘅嘢都做得出，根本不是真心信，反省吓，同上帝有個交代，唔喺真心信都會進入永死。多謝合作。
Tuesday, May 26, 2020
葉孽
One of my plants, after whole bunch of pest damage, one of the branch finally had some healthy leaves growing back yesterday. But today I checked, the whole branch was bare and there was only one small yellowish leave left. They stole whole bunch of my new leaves, again.
封花
我住嘅單位天花板有兩個大窿，都喺有板遮住，冇鎖的，推開塊板有啲喉管機器嘅範圍，人喺可以爬入去嘅，如果呢個空間同隔離相通，啲破壞者/賊可以隨時爬到入我屋，唔洗開阿，唔洗偷密碼，我試過聽到類似cable拖行聲嚮我厕所假天花裏面傳出嚟，我當時諗喺樓上鄰居發出聲音，我唔敢肯定咩回事，如果假天花相通，或俾人開窿，單位同單位之間或同隔離房間假天花一定唔可以相通，如要相通，假花通往單位塊板一定要上鎖或封住，以免有人入屋爆竊破下壞。
If the false ceiling or attic at my apartment is connected to the ones next door, people can just climb in without going through any lock or door. The board on the false ceiling is easily open and without lock. If it is connected, I hope the area above the false ceiling is independent for each apartment or room in the building to prevent any burglars climb or crawl into my rental apartment. And the board opening to the attic must be locked or sealed.
Things that have been stolen 被偷嘢清單
If the false ceiling or attic at my apartment is connected to the ones next door, people can just climb in without going through any lock or door. The board on the false ceiling is easily open and without lock. If it is connected, I hope the area above the false ceiling is independent for each apartment or room in the building to prevent any burglars climb or crawl into my rental apartment. And the board opening to the attic must be locked or sealed.
Things that have been stolen 被偷嘢清單
卅五
They knocked off another 3 more baby fruits from my plants. They stole the qualities and labor times from me. So another 21 plus the 2 they knocked off yesterday in total of 35 lemons alive on the plant they have to repay me. Heavenly Father , please allow no one to damage, steal or kill Your Property anymore, In Jesus Christ Mighty Name I pray. Amen.
Monday, May 25, 2020
懇禱
Someone came/ broke into my place, damaged and stole part from one of my bras. They already ruined and stole parts from the other two before. Which means 21 exact same bras the thief has to return to me. Please pray that no one is allowed to come into my living place or steal things anymore. In Jesus Christ Might Name. Thank you.
賤格
阿邊個，唔好再Hack入我個Account到改我個Blog，呢個Blog得我一個人寫，你咁做喺犯法，偷我個password，偷我啲資料，仲要講俾人聽，我忍咗你好耐。你好收手喇，無論你喺邊個，我唔想同你有任何瓜葛。仲有你偷我資料，麻煩你七倍償還，我好需要錢，你可以還錢俾我，你嘅資料唔好俾我，我冇興趣知，我知道咩喺私穩權，你明知故犯，罪加一等，要唔要你坐監警方決定。
偷料
Because I have been a victim of remote neural monitoring, people have been stealing info from my brain, hearing, vision on regular basis for years, so sevenfold everyone has to pay me. And you know what? As what Jesus has said, go and sin no more!
賊仔賊女們，你哋唔喺唔知咩叫做知識產權吓話？唔好再犯罪喇，撈番正行啦! 如果呢份喺你哋嘅 part-time, quit 咗佢啦，做好D你份FullTime仲好啦，如果你要賺外快幫小朋友補吓習賺錢仲好啦，何必偷同破壞我呢個阿婆嘅嘢呢？我失業咖，有時仲食都冇得食，你哋有錢過我好多啦，唔好再咁貪心同陰毒喇!
Proverbs 6:30–31
People do not despise a thief
If he steals to satisfy himself when he is starving.
Yet when he is found, che must restore sevenfold;
He may have to give up all the substance of his house.
箴言 6:30-31
賊因飢餓偷竊充飢，人不藐視他， 若被找著，他必賠還七倍，必將家中所有的盡都償還。
贼 因 饥 饿 偷 窃 充 饥 ， 人 不 藐 视 他 ，若 被 找 着 ， 他 必 赔 还 七 倍 ， 必 将 家 中 所 有 的 尽 都 偿 还 。
Proverbs 6:30–31
People do not despise a thief
If he steals to satisfy himself when he is starving.
Yet when he is found, che must restore sevenfold;
He may have to give up all the substance of his house.
箴言 6:30-31
賊因飢餓偷竊充飢，人不藐視他， 若被找著，他必賠還七倍，必將家中所有的盡都償還。
贼 因 饥 饿 偷 窃 充 饥 ， 人 不 藐 视 他 ，若 被 找 着 ， 他 必 赔 还 七 倍 ， 必 将 家 中 所 有 的 尽 都 偿 还 。
露台
Someone just knocked off 2 of my baby fruits on the balcony. They have been destroying my plants either by possibly climbing into my balcony from theirs or sticking something down to knock off and destroy. If they can pick lock they may have entered my living place through the balcony that is part of my apartment. And of course they may have entered my apartment through the entrance. I also found some signs of scratches on fruits and leaves. They seemed to done by using sharp objects. They have stolen thousands of dollars, killed 4 of my plants, damaged the alive ones, damaged my belongings inside my apartment. They have balconys on every floor and every apartment in the building. The closest ones are the upstairs, downstairs and next door where the electric room/ garbage room is. Now they are going to have to return 14 of the fruits alive on the plants without coming into my apartment (brand new fruitful plants is an option) and 7 folds of whatever they have stolen and damaged because they have stolen the money, qualities and labor times I have put on my plant. In Jesus Christ Mighty Name I pray.
Sunday, May 24, 2020
懲罰
I watched so much porn last night now the internet is dead. I have to steal the internet from a 3-year-old but his device is child-proof.
網爸
After a whole night of pornathon, the internet mated so much it entered into a coma. Now it finally wakes up but so pregnant that it has to do everything in slow motion.
靚神
天父祢好靚仔呀, 整埋啲嘢, 我估祢個樣都會好靚仔不過未睇到嗟。祢同耶穌基督喺兩父子，咁祢個樣喺咪好似佢嫁？
So handsome, Heavenly Father, the things You have created, I think You must be very handsome too, I just have not had a chance to see Your Face yet. You and Jesus Christ are Father and Son, do You look a lot like Him?
哥太
阿倫布哥，你幾時再帶我去探險炙，發現咗就霸晒成個大陸我哋雙宿雙棲唔洗再捱貴租，起到間屋大一大都得啦!
Chris honey, when are we going for an adventure again? When we discover another one we can keep the whole continent to ourselves, grow roots and bear fruits, multiply ourselves to the edge of the land. Then we do not even have to worry about the stupid rents and bills and we can build our house(s) or mansion(s) as huge as possible, by God's grace. I think the land will be kind of too big to walk around, by God's grace, we can ship solar buses there for transportations and park them in columns for everyone to use. And do you know how am I going to name the buses?
發現
原來大豆芽即喺黃豆芽，芽菜即喺綠豆芽，咁即喺呢鼓油皇炒麵, 乾炒牛河同越南粉嗰啲芽菜喺由綠豆度發出來嘅。大豆芽滾豆腐湯裏面嗰啲全部都喺黃豆。哦!原來喺咁!
The bean sprouts inside vietnamese noodle soup, fried noodles with soy sauce and fried flat rice noodles with beef are sprouted from mung beans. The soybean sprout and tofu soup is all soybeans.
The bean sprouts inside vietnamese noodle soup, fried noodles with soy sauce and fried flat rice noodles with beef are sprouted from mung beans. The soybean sprout and tofu soup is all soybeans.
神殿
The psycho attackers put more marks and mole like objects on my left thigh. Please pray that God will remove them and make my skin smooth and clear. My body is God's Temple and I want to keep it pretty and spotless with no blemish. Please also pray that whoever did that this time or before to repay me 7 folds of what I have lost (the good skin quality) and or the amount I need to fix them. In Jesus Christ Mighty Name I pray. Also people are still stealing my information on regular basis, please pray that that will have to return 7 folds of what they have stolen from me. Please pray that God will eliminate the psychotronic torture, gang-stalking, remote neural monitoring from my life and the universe, as soon as He is possible. In Jesus Christ Mighty Name. Thank you.
陰濕
Someone cut and manipulate my plants so the leaves turned yellow, leaves for a branch totally dried up and died, leaves were cut off and disappeared. The fruit that they poked one hole on before，first they made it bigger, recently they poked two more beside the original hole. Please pray that my plants will grow healthily and strongly. Please pray that no one will manipulate, steal, and destroy my belongings anymore. These plants are the obvious projects between God and me. Without God, they would not even grow. God's enemies are trying to destroy them. Please pray that no one is able to come into any area of the rental apartment my dad paid for anymore without my permission. In Jesus Christ Mighty Name. Thank you.
Saturday, May 23, 2020
好蘭
優惠難
有圍欄
He disses the girl because she has been counted as very difficult
The orchids of supreme standards are protected by strong fences
芳齡
開冷氣又凍唔開冷氣又熱到底你想我點炙？
咁妳就要了解吓潮熱同熱潮嘅分別加埋潮冷同潮式打冷嘅分別喇!
I'm hot when the air conditioning's off and cold when the air conditioning's on, what exactly do you want from me?!!!
Flash Conditioning.
What the heck are you talking about?!!!
Men do not stop.
厨藝
佢話你煮啲嘢好難食喎，揼咗喇!
哦喺呀! 啲咁難食嘅嘢我梗喺一個人食嘢佢啦! 我呢啲為人設想加嘛!
He said your cooking was so bad he already threw his share away.
Oh I see. Since they taste so bad, I'm going to eat up all my cookings from now on. I care about your feelings a lot. I'm not going to quit cooking for you guys though, I just want to take care of you all.
Friday, May 22, 2020
甲等
我腳上嘅乳鴿經過連月嚟嘅掙扎，漸漸變番白鴿喇，感謝天父!
The bruised nail on my foot has turned from purple, gray and now pink gradually after months of struggling. Thank You Heavenly Father.
爛蓆
因為喺磨難當中成長嘅孩子喺特別有成就，所以我哋嘅家瞓就喺ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Our bodies repair and grow as we sleep, so in order to help us grow up, we set our family rule to be zzzzzzzzzzzz
Our bodies repair and grow as we sleep, so in order to help us grow up, we set our family rule to be zzzzzzzzzzzz
分工
你有你去煮飯，我有要事要辦，辦完出嚟又一條好漢，同你點吓頭，問候吓，然後因為太餓都唔知講咩好，於是即刻食飯。
Thank you for your cookeration
Thank you for my pooperation
This is our family cooperation
蛋戀
望住個蛋卷吉盒，好感慨! 又唔捨得揼，有得睇冇得食 , 直頭有失戀嘅感覺。
Staring at the empty butter egg roll box, so depressed! I am not brave enough to throw it away, look at the picture on the box without being able to eat the previous content, I feel like having a traumatic break up.
遊魂
Soul travelling, if not ordered by Heavenly Father, is satanic. Your body will be easily taken over by evil spirits if you do the soul travelling satanically. Stay away from those stuff.
唔好搞咁多嘢嘞，一於信耶穌啦，你哋正常啲得唔得，有個正義又大隻嘅唔跟，跟啲邪惡又弱雞嘅，撒旦魔鬼喺上帝嘅手下敗將嚟咖，隻旦揾啲假神呃你哋咖咋，信埋啲邪魔外道，大鬼趕细鬼，咁未輪到隻大鬼嚟搞你囉，死未，如果你繼續跟住隻旦，你就注定永死，同隻旦嘅收場差唔多，不過佢可能要燒耐啲，因為犯罪太多又死不悔改。都喺嗰句，信耶穌得永生，去附近嘅基督教會同牧師傾吓啦，教會鄰近地鐵站，火車站同巴士站，交通方便，信咗仲有專神迎接你上天堂添，過世之後。
Thursday, May 21, 2020
示愛
蛋卷瘋
Egg Roll Craze
自從我嚮一日半內食曬我老豆買俾我嗰盒牛油蛋卷，我就無時無刻都懷念着。蛋卷，雖然我哋天各一方，我有我嘅圓碌，你有你嘅卷曲，但我知道此時此刻，我喺想念你嫁，牛油蛋卷，你願意嫁俾我嘛?
Dear Butter Egg Rolls, since I finished a whole box of you withinin one and a half day after my dad bought you for me, I could not stop thinking about you. Even we are now so far apart, you are rocking and rolling, I am round and also rolling, in bed, all day, but at this moment, I miss you, so much! Butter Egg Rolls, will you marry me?
Dear Butter Egg Rolls, since I finished a whole box of you withinin one and a half day after my dad bought you for me, I could not stop thinking about you. Even we are now so far apart, you are rocking and rolling, I am round and also rolling, in bed, all day, but at this moment, I miss you, so much! Butter Egg Rolls, will you marry me?
餵佢
今餐食鮑參翅肚，咁下餐食乜嘢呀老公？
妳返嚟香港咁耐餐餐都食呢四樣嘢㗎啦，問嚟做咩炙？
冇呀想有個驚喜咁嗟，不如調亂次序吖，肚鮑翅參有新鮮咁。
被注: 你要鎖住一個女人嘅心先要鎖住佢個胃，正所謂"食硬妳呀"!
What did we have this meal.....let me see....lobsters, oysters, salmons with truffles, rib-eye....
What are we going to eat next meal, honey?
You've been eating these four things every meal since you came back to America, why even ask?
I just want to have some surprises!!! Let's switch the order, rib-eye with truffles this time, lobsters, salmons and oysters.
P.S. Good Relationship, Food Relationship. Women do not listen with an empty stomach.
燭光
如果時間永遠停留喺呢一刻你話幾好呢？
妳口裡面舊龍蝦吞咗未呀？
俾你識穿咗添。
I wish time stops right at this moment forever.
Have you swallowed the piece of lobster in your mouth yet?
Oops, busted!!
跳走
俾佢搞到我個心卜卜跳呀！
唔洗擔心，你再咁食法好快就唔跳㗎喇！
He makes my heart pounding so hard, OMG!
Don't worry! It will completely stop soon if you continue to eat like that!
饑饉
去西餐廳食嘢，尤其同妳條識咗冇耐嘅仔去，最緊要唔好拘泥煩人肉節。。。繁文縟節， 唔好理人點睇，落手落腳，親力親為，如果唔喺食唔到骨之間同黐住骨嗰啲肉咁咪蝕底曬！正一傻豬豬嚟嘅！
手指公規條: 當你食嘢嘅時候妳將會由閨秀變怪獸，撮盡全力利用妳面前所見到嘅所有去吸納最多嘅營養, 食完之後再變番龜獸都唔遲。一個男人。
When you go to a high end restaurant, especially when you go with your new boyfriend, do not worry about manners that much, do not care about what other people think, you have to use your hands and direct contacts, or else you cannot eat the meat in between and the meat that sticks to the bones. Then you lose, you silly head!
Rule of thumb: Remember, when you eat you are a beast, you are not a lady anymore, Get the most nutrients from what you have in front of you. After the meal, you can change back to whatever you want. A MAN.
Wednesday, May 20, 2020
姓蘇
你哋去咗邊呀？我打曬囉咁揾你呀!
咁未紅曬囉! 陰功囉!痛唔痛呀睇過?
I've been looking everywhere for you, where've you been?
I was just sitting under that tree!
Underwear? Let me see!
Slap (an action)
蟲腹
老闆:你裁員未呀?
員工:你裁完未呀?
經理:我聽到喇，唔洗你哋再提喇，好快, 就今日食完lunch之後。
結論:當一個龎大企業要迅速發展，更有效率及生產力，雇主同員工之間嘅溝通非常重要。
結論:當一個龎大企業要迅速發展，更有效率及生產力，雇主同員工之間嘅溝通非常重要。
Boss:The business has been so slow this year. Lay off yet?
Staff:The business has been so slow this year. Lay off yet?
Manager:Okay! Okay! You guys don't have to keep reminding me! I'll do it this afternoon.
Conclusion:Communications between employers and employees are the critical elements in a successful fast-growing enterprise to improve efficiencies and productivities.
Conclusion:Communications between employers and employees are the critical elements in a successful fast-growing enterprise to improve efficiencies and productivities.
Tuesday, May 19, 2020
暴君
妃嬪飛奔
His wife is running away very quickly because he thinks he is a king and has been very controlling.
炒旦
嗰啲污糟嘢，尤其是隻臭蜆成日將我腦裏面諗嘅嘢大聲讀出嚟然後話好彩我哋提你啫，撒旦就喺咁嘅鬼，成日以為自己叻過上帝，好心啦，自己都喺上帝造嘅，背叛佢都唔夠，仲要搶佢功勞，偷屬於佢嘅靈魂，叫佢慳啲順便摺埋啦，不自量力, 提我嗰個喺聖靈呀，主耶穌勁過嗰隻旦多多聲啦。
Those psycho attackers kept speaking out loud what was in my mind and said it was them who reminded me. Satan is just like that, always thinks that he is better than Heavenly Father. He forgot even he was created by God, he did not only rebel against Him, he tried to take God's credits, stole the souls that belonged to Him; the One Who reminded me was The Holy Spirit. I think satan and all his helpers should shut up and hide himself, the fire from Heaven especially for them is near. They thought too much of themselves, Jesus Christ is so much better than them that He has been making them look really bad.
痕樣
尋晚D污糟嘢又嚮我手腳度加蚊爛，仲要大大粒，今日又喺咁挍痛我個膝頭哥。 我奉主耶穌個名祈禱趕走咗佢啦!
Last night those psycho attackers kept adding induced bug bites on my arms, fingers, and legs and toes, I told you head and shoulders knees and toes, this time itches everywhere! Today, it kept hurting my knee, again. I prayed and cast them away, in Jesus Christ Mighty Name.
枯乾
振夫剛 ?
震夫肛。
女人唔喺攞嚟食住嘅喺攞嚟錫嘅，你想做滅绝人類嘅千古罪人定不孝子呀？你老婆幫你生咗成竇仔女你都咁對佢你喺咪忘恩負義反碗底呀？如果你個仔將來都咁對女人佢有冇可能冇仔送終呀？你個族譜會唔會好快完滿結束呀？唔洗再續啦! 你老婆蠢唔代表其他女人都喺咁蠢嫁噃! 你哋啲男人再喺咁對待女人喺咪想猩猩或者A.I.霸佔地球呀？
If you ruin or hurt a woman just because she does not listen to you, you or your son will be the limited edition of your family line. If all men are doing that, chimpanzees will take over the earth, very soon.
你們做丈夫的，要愛自己的妻子，就像基督也愛了教會，為她捨棄了自己。(以弗所書 5:25)
Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself up for it; (Ephesians 5:25)
If you ruin or hurt a woman just because she does not listen to you, you or your son will be the limited edition of your family line. If all men are doing that, chimpanzees will take over the earth, very soon.
你們做丈夫的，要愛自己的妻子，就像基督也愛了教會，為她捨棄了自己。(以弗所書 5:25)
Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself up for it; (Ephesians 5:25)
Monday, May 18, 2020
人權
媽媽用電話偷拍小肥妹玩熊仔，俾小肥妹發現咗，於是小肥妹用個肥嘴仔話:唔好膶腸，唔好膶腸呀! 然後用對豬脚仔跑去媽媽度，數十聲後再用隻肥手仔揞住個鏡頭。
Mommy was secretly shooting little chubby playing with teddy bear with her cell phone, little chubby found out, said with her chubby little lips ,'don't take picture, don't take picture!' Then she ran to her mommy with her chubby little legs, counted from 1 to 10, and used her chubby little hand to cover the lens.
次序
Grow old together? You should be together before you grow old! What if you grow so old that you die? Then you cannot be together anymore!
自卑
你做咩冇覆機呀?
成舊腩糕點腹呀?
Why didn't you return my call?
If you want your call back anyway, why did you give it to me at the first place.
Sunday, May 17, 2020
HURT
THE PSYCHO ATTACKERS ARE RAPING MY THROAT AND HURTING LEFT THIGH NOW 11:35PM MAY 17,2020 MY BODY BELONGS TO OUR HEAVENLY FATHER OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST
NOW THEY ARE HURTING MY LEFT KNEE AND LEG AS WELL 00:54AM
NOW THEY ARE HURTING MY LEFT KNEE AND LEG AS WELL 00:54AM
Pain
The psycho attackers put the pain back on my left wrist since the latest yesterday. It hurts when I press down on my palm. Please pray that God will remove the bump and the pain on my left wrist. In Jesus Christ Mighty Name. Thank you.
面廢
女人梗喺要嚟生仔湊仔洗衫煮飯打掃嫁啦！唔喺要妳哋啲女人嚟做咩呀？
咁你哋啲男人呢？廢柴！
男人梗係要賺錢養家再湊仔洗衫煮飯打掃嫁啦！唔喺要你哋啲男人嚟做咩呀？
如果女人靜喺洗衫煮飯咁要個degree嚟做咩呀？
梗喺要嚟賺錢買花戴啦！唔喺要個degree嚟做咩呀？
戴到成頭都喺花你估夏威夷咩！
咁咪買鑽石買靚衫去旅行囉唔喺賺咁多錢嚟做咩呀！
嗰啲錢唔喺應該都喺老公俾嫁咩？
喺噃，咁咪用啲錢參加興趣班跳吓降落傘咁囉。老公唔俾嗰啲就用自己錢買。
咁如果老公孤寒專制到咩都唔俾呢？
咁咪唔好鬼嫁佢囉，大姑娘何患無夫呢？
太遲喇，嫁咗好多年喇。。。
咁就要叫佢參加我哋呢個Dictator Anonymous喇, 每個星期日喺我屋企聚會，攞張小冊子返去睇吓。我哋呢個組織喺全球各地都有，幫助啲獨裁家庭成員改過自新，尤其喺啲丈夫，因為男尊女卑嚮地球上仍然喺一個好嚴重嘅問題。火星就唔同嘞，因為冇人。
You are supposed to give birth, raise kids, do laundry, cook and clean as a woman! Otherwise, why do we even need you women?
What about men, jerk?
Men are supposed to make money to provide for the family, plus to raise kids, do laundry, cook and clean! Why do we need men otherwise?
If women are supposed to only cook and clean, why do we even need a degree?
Use it to make money and buy flowers something like that.
Use all my money to buy flowers? Do you think I have a floral business or something?
Why not? Or you can use the money to buy diamonds, fancy clothes or use it to travel.
Shouldn't a husband pay for all that?
You're right, my bad. Then use the money pay for some workshops or go skydiving. Use it to pay for something that your husband never allows.
What if my husband so stingy and controlling that he doesn't allow me to do anything? Then I have to pay for everything!
Don't marry him then! There's a lot of fish in the ocean.
Too late, my husband and I have been married for decades...
Then you should ask him to join our Dictator Anonymous, we meet every Sunday at my place, this is our bulletin. We are an international organization and is well established globally, helping lots of families to rehabilitate their dictating family members, especially the husband. Because male domination is still a very serious problem on planet earth. The issue has been resolved in Mars since long time ago, because there's no human.
家園
其實我鍾意食蛋糕
不過天橋底冇焗爐
This is just a joke
老豆交租我唔洗露宿
有涼沖個身唔會太餿
某程度上我都幾幸福
雖然前途生死都未卜
冇錢交學費妄想買屋
癲得好勻循唔掂死谷
差啲俾阿嬋斬開九碌
腐硯
隻死硯臭咖，死開啦! 又hack又偷，遙遠控制，我哋冇見成年幾喇，講唔夠十句說話呀! 唔好再扮有關係啦! 你有老婆嫁! 拉佢啦阿Sir，佢偷我資料又做成滋擾呀! 順便拉埋個阿M啦，同埋偷我資料，放我入個Game，仲有傷我身體，偷我嘢破壞我嘢爆格嗰D人啦，拉佢哋啦唔該。七倍償還冇得走雞。
保環
佢話今次死得喇，又叫我即刻瞓低喎，唔知有咩貴幹呢？其實我由尋晚瞓到而家，唔通佢睇唔到？如果只喺為咗有個膠袋就唔值喇，轉用環保袋啦，可以用耐啲。
He doesn't even love me.
Love 都唔好要啦吓話，從來都冇出現過。
He doesn't even love me.
Love 都唔好要啦吓話，從來都冇出現過。
燒防
正所謂新冠上任三把火，半年嘞，剩番兩把，嗱嗱聲沛熄埋佢咁你過肺就唔再炎嘞。
I told you not to try so hard to get viral, you didn't listen! Look at what you've done since last winter. Clean up your mess!!!
Saturday, May 16, 2020
酸的
又蝦又罰咁，好驚喎，無啦啦笑乜鬼嗟，仲要佛佛聲，違背我信仰喎，呢個又刀光劍影咁暴力，打到跌落橋點算呀？我又唔識划艇，唔想手瓜再粗D噃，咦屎屎聲，仲要是但咁讀，讀到變福頭咁點算呀？阿爺個腦諗嘢老土，我走在時代嘅尖尖嫁喎，有代溝喎! 得閒撩吓鼻屎咪幾爽，抖啖氣都暢順D啦!
獻世
一個反叛期接近更年期嘅中年女人捱咗咁多年，唔想再捱喇! 唔知冇仔女冇老公享唔享到清福嘅呢？真喺冇陰功，已經無兒無女無工無老公，連啱啱夠買個木箱嘅棺材本都俾人偷，咁嚟害個阿婆，仲俾嗰D污糟嘢挍到又痕又痛冇撻好肉，連思想都要俾人監察控制，折墮囉! 唔知我D人權去曬邊呢？唔知我仲算唔算喺人呢? 唔洗舉頭三尺呀，周圍都有上帝睇住佢哋做衰嘢嫁!
Boo Me! A middle aged woman who is still in the middle of rebellious period and closed to menopause. I don't want to suffer anymore, I've had enough. I'm just wondering if I can live a comfy life without children, husband nor income. The worse thing is the money just enough to buy my coffin is stolen, so if you see my dead body on the street, don't be surprised. Those psycho attackers even add to it and make me itchy and painful with bumpy spotty skin. They even monitor my thoughts and completely remove my human rights. Am I still a human being? I'm so confused. But God is watching, so I think I'll be alright eventually when I go to Heaven.
藉口
Everytime I told people how the psycho attackers hurt me and ruined my life, they repeated the same things again and said that they tried to prove my points. Those attacks I mentioned were all facts that had happened before, they did not have to do them again and there was no need to prove anything. The funny thing is I always say that God blesses me and the attackers never prove those positive points, they only try to prove the negatives that have already happened. Excuses, all excuses just to ruin my life.
索女
妳咁嘅年紀唔應該食咁多肥腻嘢嫁!
咩咁嘅年紀呀而家我咩年紀呀咩肥呀你隻眼見到肥呀？吓？你而家講唔講呀？講清楚咩肥年紀呀!講呀!
You shouldn't eat so much fatty food at your age!
What do you mean at my age? What age? What fat? Which one of your eyes do you see fat? Huh? How come you don't say it? You better make it clear! What fatty age? Say it!!!
假M
因為佢想傷害我
所以傷害我哥哥
整痛兩個膝頭哥
又整痕我個鼻哥
Head and shoulders knees and toes knees and toes knees and toes Head and shoulders knees and toes Hurt everywhere
Head and shoulders knees and toes knees and toes knees and toes Head and shoulders knees and toes Hurt everywhere
蓄意
你哋D做藝人嘅唔跟通告唔跟稿，做咩藝人呀偽人!
Hey celebrities, did the scripts ask you to hurt my body and my life? You are fired! If you are self employed, fire yourselves!
冰熄
趙紙羊
Mary has a shredder lamb shredder lamb shredder lamb Mary has a shredder lamb
getting paper jam
面傷
娶妳同剷除妳對要面嘅男人嚟講都喺一線之差
There is a fine line between marry-you and bury-you to a guy who likes to save face.
Friday, May 15, 2020
情肉
我D肥肉陪咗我好幾十年嫁喇，我哋仲一齊出生入死添，我唔捨得佢哋呀，都喺唔減喇!
My fat and I have been through thick and thin together for decades, I am going to miss him a lot..........maybe I should keep on eating, I do not want to lose him.
骨秘
我份人又低調又神秘，無論你花幾多精神時間都揣摸唔到我 。。。。。。。。。尤其喺我的骨。
I am very low profile and mysterious, no matter how long and how hard you try to get to know me, you can never do it..........especially my bones.
使命
MODEL=魔道
摸到。。。骨
佢做嘢摩到呢
喂妳踩夠未呀
我要保衛家庭
妳又噏乜春呀
老公摸到魔道
妳又噏乜春呀
老公摸到魔道
剷除邪魔外道
皆因非常嫉妒
Look at those bony bxtches! They must have bad temper and smoke pod or something, that's why they're so skinny...and they must have shots of growth hormone when they're young, that's why they're so tall!
What's your problem?
I'm just protecting my family here!
What're you talking about?
My husband's staring at those girls! It's totally inappropriate for a married man to do that!
You're at a fashion show, woman!
就死
有情妳話飲水飽，失戀妳又話食唔落，妳根本就喺想減肥，有厭食症呀妳，睇醫生啦!
When you have a boyfriend you say you want to keep fit, when you break up, you said you are too upset to eat, admit it! You just want to lose weight! You have anorexia! Go see a doctor!
髮粉
當我見到我老豆俾我嗰D銀絲米粉我就諗起我D頭髮。。。唉! 不過又好好味噃。
When I looked at the "silver" rice noodles my dad gave me, it reminded me of my hair....sigh! But at least it tasted good.
富神
貪慕虛榮？傻啦，淨喺想施施酷酷享受埋下半世嗟! 如果真喺咁有錢，最好冇人知添，費事D人妒忌啦!D人妒忌起上嚟，輕則又偷又搶，嚴重D連條命仔都保唔住呀!冇人知又點會榮呢？虚？咁好享受，施施酷酷，又有好嘢食，又有靚衫著，又有大屋住，又可以環遊世界，仲養到自己肥肥白白，點會虛呀？仲好充實添!襯肺炎期等我廢諗吓都得掛。
Vanity? Not really!I just want to live comfortably and enjoy life for the rest of my time before Jesus comes back again. If I am really that rich, it is better nobody else knows. When people get jealous, they will steal, destroy and rob, they will even kill me. If nobody knows, I will not get any glory from richness, I will not get famous nor get flattered by anyone. Fame is not my cup of tea. However, if I can be able to have good food to eat, beautiful clothes to wear, big house to live, if I can travel around the world comfortably, how vain can that be? I can feel it, I can touch it, I can taste it, it gives pleasure to my eyes, it gives me a healthy body to do different things I enjoy. It is solid and real. My life and my tummy will be filled, not empty at all. If the pneumonia does not give me insomnia, let me dream, a little bit.
王飛
依家呢個年代唔用白馬，咁我喺咪應該等我個白車王子嚟俾個真愛之吻救我逃出生天呀？吓？!喂!
唔好扮聽唔到, 我講緊你呀!!!冇白車，白直升機白777豪華客機都得嫁，我唔介意嫁!
Nowadays, we do not have prince charming riding a white horse anymore. So should I wait for the prince charming driving a white Ferrari to come and give me a true love kiss and rescue me? Hello? Anybody here? Do not pretend that you cannot hear me! I am talking about you! If you do not have a white Ferrari, a white helicopter or a white 777 private jet is also fine with me, I do not mind!
Nowadays, we do not have prince charming riding a white horse anymore. So should I wait for the prince charming driving a white Ferrari to come and give me a true love kiss and rescue me? Hello? Anybody here? Do not pretend that you cannot hear me! I am talking about you! If you do not have a white Ferrari, a white helicopter or a white 777 private jet is also fine with me, I do not mind!
Gang
我今日俾D污糟嘢先整痛我喉嚨，再挍我個卵巢，我大聲鬧要佢哋走，個看更把聲話我嗌到拆天都冇用因為我平時對人唔好喎，嗰D所謂人除咗攞我着數之外一次都冇幫過我，嗰把看更聲可能唔識英文以為我向周圍D人求救，我只喺鬧走佢同向上帝祈禱，唔知就收嗲啦! 仲有呀，我臨出門口個看更把聲仲話千祈唔好，佢今次會好快翻嚟，唔知佢同D賊講呀抑或同爆格D人講呢？呢個看更我第一次見。呢次唔喺第一次我聽到佢哋喺我出門，喺屋企甚至喺街上通風報訊例如:佢準備出門口，佢帶咗I D，佢帶咗個xxx袋，佢去緊邊等等等等。
Today those psycho attackers first hurt my throat, then they hurt my ovary. So I yelled at them to cast them away，I also prayed to God to stop them. The security downstairs, I should say his voice said because I did not treat others well, that was why nobody cared even I screamed loudly. Those so called someone other than taking advantage of me, they never even helped me out once, maybe the security did not speak English and that was why he thought I screamed to ask the people around for help. I only yelled at the attackers and ask God to help, if he did not know anything he should have kept mouth shut. Also, the security voice said when I left the door,'do not do that, she's going to come back very soon this time.' Was he talking to the thieves or the burglars? This was the first time I saw this security. This was not the first time I heard something like that. I heard different people said,'she's getting ready to leave,' 'she brought her ID,' 'she got .....with her,' etc.etc.
Thursday, May 14, 2020
塞戀
我已經有三年冇拍拖啦，但喺唔知點解有失戀嘅感覺，好唔開心。。。靜喺想食嘢。
I have not been dating for 3 years, but I am feeling like mourning for a break up, very sad, I just want to eat.
泡麵
想最短時間食到泡菜？
放啲紹菜落啲辛辣麵度一齊煮啦。
You want to have kimchi in a short period of time?
Cook the Chinese cabbage in Korean spicy noodle soup.
追鳩
古人既有智慧，亦講粗口，請看以下例子
關關雎鳩 在河之洲 窈窕淑女 君子好逑
唔怪得之我冇人追求啦！
求之不得 寤寐思服 悠哉悠哉 輾轉反側。
唔怪之得我瞓唔着啦！
被蛀: 娶自<<關雎>> , 朝代先秦, 作者佚名
夫凄
溫馨提示:
老公你日理萬機，成日都喺我瞓著後先返嚟瞓，又喺我瞓醒之前就已經出咗去，仲忙到從來都冇俾家用，辛苦你喇老公，我知你咁善忘都喺為咗我哋嘅將來，我會體諒你嘅，你唔想我做嘢都喺為我好唔想我咁辛苦，你愛我我喺知道嘅，你就喺一個咁溫柔體貼嘅男人。我最近都幾好，靜喺件衫穿咗一個你個頭咁大嘅窿炙，日日都可以執垃圾食，我哋依家住緊呢個天橋底風涼水冷，地方又夠寬敞，我好鍾意呀! 希望可以幫輕吓你，你唔洗咁擔心我㗎喇，專心追求你嘅事業同理想啦！努力呀老公，我等你嘅好消息。
最愛你的愛上
Love Note:
Honey I know that your company grows so fast that you always come back after I fall asleep and out for work before I wake up. You are so busy to even pay bills, you are such a hard working man. I know that you become so forgetful only for our future, I understand. And you do not want me to have a job so that I can live a comfortable life, that is how sweet you are. I am living a good life right now, I can pick up garbage to eat and I love living under this bridge, it is so spacious that I enjoy it a lot. I know that will take a little burden off your shoulders. So you do not have to worry about me, just focus on fighting for your career. Keep up the good works, honey, I am waiting for your good news.
The one who loves you always.
物友
當食物食得太多就會變植物
但唔食食物就會好快變死物
上帝佢最近俾咗我一堆食物
我會冒險做植物都唔做死物
有時我仲會懶到著鞋唔著襪
Food is always friendly to me
World is now very rude to me
God asks food to set me free
So I can have belly and energy
但唔食食物就會好快變死物
上帝佢最近俾咗我一堆食物
我會冒險做植物都唔做死物
有時我仲會懶到著鞋唔著襪
Food is always friendly to me
World is now very rude to me
God asks food to set me free
So I can have belly and energy
加減
I thank God for sending churches and different people to help me out on food and on foot. At least some haters make my foot skinny.
我感謝上帝賜教會同唔同嘅人在食物同植物上幫助我，喺我增磅嘅同時，有其他我唔喺咁多謝嘅人令我啲植物能夠保持渺小。。。窈窕。
Freeze
今朝嗰啲污糟嘢又嘗試嚮我身上加嘢，於是我就請佢食滷味，可能我全身都咁粗，所以個口都要攞個平衡。真喺唔好意思，為咗健康確實冇辦法。佢哋呢排已經整到我個菠蘿蓋同個盆骨位成日痛，尋晚仲加埋腳板中間粒嘀痛等我行都行得唔施酷，我頂。。。。我只會頂嗰啲害我嘅人，你哋有肺炎唔好賴我，除非你哋有份害我，咁我就頂埋你哋。
This morning those psycho attackers tried to add things on my body again, so I F-ed them a little bit, maybe I am so rough all over so my mouth has to be rough to get a balance. Please excuse my roughness, I have to do everything to defend my health. They have been constantly hurting my knee joint and my hip area recently. Last night they even added the pain of the front middle part of my sole to make me walk uncomfortably.....F them!! I usually F only the ones who hurt me, so if you get raped or have COVID 19 something like that, do not blame me. But if you hurt or have been hurting me, F you as well.
好厚
我個上帝都算待我不薄，45歲都仲揾個成八十歲嘅DADDY養我！
My Heavenly Father has been going through my thick and thin with me, now He sends my 80 year old earthly father to keep me thick even though I am already 45 this year.
Wednesday, May 13, 2020
6000
I just found out since I came back to Hong Kong in 2018, at least 6000HKD in total plus my belongings were stolen and damaged by the gang stalkers/ thieves/ burglars. Please pray that our Heavenly Father will have whoever did that to return 7 folds of what they stole plus return the damaged goods 7 folds, brand new and with high qualities if not better because most of the stuff they damaged were brand new and with high qualities. Those were all blessings from God to me, the enemies got so jealous and tried to steal and destroy. Please also pray that Heavenly Father will protect me and everything He let me own so that no one is allowed to come into my living apartment without my permission and no one can hurt my body, steal from me or damage my stuff ever for the rest of my life, or else 7 folds have to be returned to me. In Jesus Christ Mighty Name. Thank you.
所有偷我搶我破壞我-錢和東西的人嚴禁偷搶或破壞我或任何人的錢和東西，要償還給我7倍他們所奪去或破壞的，倍償要全新高質素跟原本物件一樣或更好，至於他們需否坐監，由警方決定。請跟真心信上帝跟從主耶稣從生得救的弟兄姊妹奉主耶穌之名為我祈禱。感激。
所有偷我搶我破壞我-錢和東西的人嚴禁偷搶或破壞我或任何人的錢和東西，要償還給我7倍他們所奪去或破壞的，倍償要全新高質素跟原本物件一樣或更好，至於他們需否坐監，由警方決定。請跟真心信上帝跟從主耶稣從生得救的弟兄姊妹奉主耶穌之名為我祈禱。感激。
Tuesday, May 12, 2020
散步
其實我對腳仔咁短，理論上應該好易追嫁噃！
My legs are so short that I am supposed to be easy to chase after theoretically.
共橙
Right before they went in, they took detours and swam in opposite direction:
Daddy, this lady has orange peels on her legs, can we go somewhere else, please?
But your uncle said she's ok!
Of course he's ok with her. It doesn't even affect him coz he's already borne! We don't want to have orange skin after we're borne! Plus it is very traumatic to us psychologically!!!
Orange has lots of Vitamin C though. It's good for your skin.
佢哋臨入去之前得然調頭，游向相反方向
爸爸我哋可唔可以去第二度呀？呢個女人個大脾有橙皮呀！
但係你哋阿叔都話佢OK噃！
佢梗喺OK啦，因為佢已經出咗世喇嘛，根本就影響唔到佢！我哋唔想出世之後有橙皮囉！
我哋依家已經有童年陰影喇！！！
我哋依家已經有童年陰影喇！！！
但喺橙有豐富維他命C噃，對皮膚好噃！
默契
I am telling my finance,' I'm getting married on July 7 this year, and you?'
我同我個未婚夫講:「我今年七月七號結婚喇，你呢？」
你扒
你唔信上帝仲咁陰毒害我，等着焦啦你！
You do not repent and harm me even more, you will be well-done, just wait and see!
醒夢
The psychotronic attackers introduced some fake dreams into my brain (I knew those are fake because the voice continued after I already woke up) and used their voices to wake me up in the middle of the night. Then voices continued to talk to me so that I could not fall back to sleep. They also put some fake smell or signal into my nervous system and made me sneeze. Just FYI.
Monday, May 11, 2020
巫術
Somebody broke into my rental place, damaged my bag by cutting pieces off, then they put a purple rusty thumbtack through the bag with white fabrics on and left dark brown stains on the fabrics. Please pray that nobody will come into my living place, steal from me nor damage my belongings anymore. Please also pray that the people who did that will have to return 7 folds of what they have stolen and damaged. The returned goods have to be brand new with good qualities and non-damaged. In Jesus Christ Mighty Name. Thank you
Sunday, May 10, 2020
愛意
媽媽喎唉妳
愛你呀老母
咄咄咄咄咄
$$$$$$$$$
鮑參翅肚餐
Facial&SPA
做曬啲家務
答謝個老母
整煲紅豆沙
甜親佢阿媽
燉冰糖燕窩
阿媽心都窩
整碗雪蛤膏
母腰唔再粗
蓮子蛋糖水
阿媽流眼水
加個合桃露
母腦好有腦
老母唔會老
加個合桃露
母腦好有腦
老母唔會老
If you are a mother fxcker, do not do that anymore. Jesus said,'go and sin no more.'
Please be a mother kisser, mother lover, mother supporter, mother listener, mother comforter, mother housekeeper, mother gardener, mother cooker, mother painter, mother wash and dryer, mother helper, mother caregiver, mother whatever as long as you take care of her forever.
肺豺
人哋要一支2019嘅 L a f i t e
你就俾人哋2019嘅 19COVID
He wanted a bottle of 2019 L a f i t e
You served a lung of 2019 19 COVID
Saturday, May 9, 2020
洗面
嗰個 Mark 唔知乜鬼，廿幾歲就有錢又有面，娶埋個醫生做老婆，仲做埋全世界最有錢嗰啲人添，大面到可以出書呀，整啲面嚟洗吓吖，等我窮都窮得有面子吖嘛！
That Mark something something, he has been so rich and facemous since he was just in his 20's. He even married a medical doctor and became one of the richest people in the world. He owns a book that is full of faces. I am wondering if I can have some just to save some face for myself even though I am so broke.
錯曬
冇錢租屋冇錢買嘢食冇錢交水電冇錢請保鑣冇錢換門鎖冇錢買夾萬我肥我樣衰冇人追踏入中年都嫁唔出全部都喺我錯。
Those are my faults that I cannot pay rent, cannot pay utilities, cannot pay for food, cannot hire a bodyguard nor a security, cannot pay for a door lock, cannot buy a safe, being fat and ugly, no man approaches me, cannot get married in my middle age.
兇蟲
Induced worminess again on my plant today. Leaves were torn and stuck together by the worms' secretions.
好狗
尋日有個阿嬋一個大發泡膠箱車埋我個背脊度, 仲話我好眉好貌（我當時戴住口罩）應該去做雞搵食喎! 嘩! 乜咁誇獎我呀! 咁嗰塊嘢喺唔喺妳賠呀？最少值成億英鎊嫁!
Yesterday this female dog threw a big styrofoam box onto my back and said I was so pretty (I was wearing a mask) that I should earn my living as a hooker. She is so kind, I am not that good looking. By the way, is she going to repay me when I lose that piece? It costs at least a billion GBP!
浸死
They flooded my mailbox with jobs that would never hire me, I am wondering if God is going to give me a rainbow afterward. Where is the ark and the animals by the way? Should I go into the wood to chop some wood?
Friday, May 8, 2020
腕痛
The psychotronic attackers put pain on both sides of my wrist joints when I press down on my palms. They did that to my left side before. Please pray that God will heal me, in Jesus Christ Mighty Name. Thank you.
遺皮
今朝天未光啲電子精神攻擊者又有把好似林海峰嘅聲音問我啲遺產點喎，佢哋可能認為我就嚟死啦，我又冇咩分到俾佢，咁咪話分塊檸檬皮問佢要唔要囉，然後諗吓可能我到時會饑餓到檸檬皮都食埋，於是我又問分塊腳皮你要唔要呀，佢又唔出聲，咁即喺唔滿意啦，我未叫佢遺產嘅嘢你問Bill Gates啦，或者問李嘉誠啦，Amazon 個老闆都得咖，遺產嘅嘢我點知咁多炙，仲有個印度富豪喺 Forbes 嗰度揾到，都喺全世界最有錢嘅人嚟㗎，佢住嗰間屋聽講喺全世界最貴咖，香港啲樓咁貴，叫佢分間房嚟住吓都好吖。跟住我又問佢阿彭羚幾好嘛? 然後我又問佢阿彭羚把聲幾好嘛?。。。話時話，唔知佢哋喺咪想殺死我呢？仲有呀，今朝又發現佢哋加咗成咋蟲響我棵植物度咬爛啲葉，可能想殺死我順便殺埋我啲植物啦，跟住又有把好似Eminem(三年嚟都用緊佢把聲）嘅聲用英文同我講話全世界都祈禱同我作對喎，唔知佢所謂全世界喺咪撒旦Lucifer敵基督嘅跟隨者呢？佢哋唔知喺咪向魔鬼祈禱呢？咁咪即喺咀咒？乜咁似巫婆巫師嘅，咁我喺咪白雪公主呀？
被偷嘢清單
被偷嘢清單
This morning when it was still dark, those psychotronic attackers used 林海峰's voice to ask me something about will, maybe they were thinking that I was dying. I said,' I do not have anything to share with you, do you want a piece of lemon peel?' But then I thought I might be so hungry that I might have to eat up even the lemon peel. So I asked whether he wanted the dead skin on my feet, he did not respond. I guessed they were not satisfied with my offer, so I told them,' You should ask Bill Gates, 李嘉誠 or the boss of Amazon, how am I supposed to know anything about will? 'Also I told them,'You should also ask the Indian Billionaire on Forbes, he is also one of the richest person in the world, I heard that the house he is living is the most expensive house in the world. The housing is so expensive in Hong Kong, it will be very helpful if he is willing to offer a room for you to live. ' Then I asked him,'How's 彭羚 (林海峰's wife) doing? How's 彭羚's voice doing?' By the way, maybe the psychotronic attackers are trying to kill me, do you think so? Then I found out this morning that they put whole bunch of worms on my plant again to eat up the leaves, maybe they want to kill me and kill my plant as well just because it is convenient. Afterwards, the psycho attackers used Eminem's voice (they have been using his voice for 3 years) told me that the whole world was praying against me. I am wondering what did he mean by "the whole world"? Did he referred to the followers of satan, lucifer, anti-Christ? Were they praying to those devil? Were those not curses or witchcraft? So they acted like witches and wizards. Am I Snow White then?
The list of stolen, damaged things by the gang-stalkers
The list of stolen, damaged things by the gang-stalkers
Thursday, May 7, 2020
Wednesday, May 6, 2020
神癮
上帝癮喺唯一淨係有好結果嘅癮, 想High 呀，信上帝啦！
God Addiction is the only addiction that has all good consequences. You want to stay high? Believe in Jesus Christ!
Tuesday, May 5, 2020
迷信
迷信陶醉吧沈醉吧來把我溶化
s,fm(C)s,fms,mr(G)m,r
尋找祢迷戀祢是我的福氣
m,rd(Am)m,rdl,dt,(G)l,s,
我獻呈我一生有祢便足夠
dt,l,(F)dmr(G)ddt,(Am)rd
祢挽著我雙手祢愛是永久
dt,l,(F)dmrddt,(G)dr
迷茫著聆聽著來等祢指揮
s,fm(C)s,fms,mr(G)sr
沈溺裡能找到愛的真締
m,rd(Am)m,rdl,dt,(G)l,s,
當跌蕩痛苦中給歲月洗禮
rdl,(F)dmr(G)rdt,(Am)rd
祢抱着我安撫我脫掉枷鎖
dt,l,(F)dmrddt,(G)smr
陽光中微風中神掌管其中
s,fm(C)s,fms,mr(G)m,r
狂風雨雷聲裡神也在操縱
m,rd(Am)m,rdl,dt,(G)l,s,
我祈求我仰望向標竿直去
dt,l,(F)ddt,(G)rfm(Am)t,d
祢必會奮不顧身為我爭取
dmr(F)dmrmt,d(G)rr
神祢大能之手能牽引穹蒼
s,fm(C)s,fms,mr(G)m,r
全因祢人心再無畏懼死亡
m,rd(Am)m,rdl,dt,(G)rs,
願萬民微笑着享受祢的愛
dt,l,(F)l,dt,(G)mt,(Am)drd
祢賜無盡祝福祢施恩不改
dt,l,(F)dmrdmm(G)fr
陶醉吧沈醉吧來把我溶化
s,fm(C)s,fms,mr(G)m,r
尋找祢迷戀祢是我的福氣
m,rd(Am)m,rdl,dt,(G)l,s,
我獻呈我一生有祢便足夠
dt,l,(F)dmr(G)ddt,(Am)rd
祢挽著我雙手祢愛是永久
dt,l,(F)dmrddt,(G)dr
迷茫著聆聽著來等祢指揮
s,fm(C)s,fms,mr(G)sr
沈溺裡能找到愛的真締
m,rd(Am)m,rdl,dt,(G)l,s,
當跌蕩痛苦中給歲月洗禮
rdl,(F)dmr(G)rdt,(Am)rd
祢抱着我安撫我脫掉枷鎖
dt,l,(F)dmrddt,(G)smr
陽光中微風中神掌管其中
s,fm(C)s,fms,mr(G)m,r
狂風雨雷聲裡神也在操縱
m,rd(Am)m,rdl,dt,(G)l,s,
我祈求我仰望向標竿直去
dt,l,(F)ddt,(G)rfm(Am)t,d
祢必會奮不顧身為我爭取
dmr(F)dmrmt,d(G)rr
神祢大能之手仍牽引穹蒼
s,fm(C)s,fms,mr(G)m,r
全因祢人心再無畏懼死亡
m,rd(Am)m,rdl,dt,(G)rs,
願萬民微笑着享受祢的愛
dt,l,(F)l,dt,(G)mt,(Am)drd
祢賜無盡祝福祢施恩永遠
dt,(l,(F)dm)3r-(G)-d(mrd)3d(C)
陽光中微風中神掌管其中
s,fm(C)s,fms,mr(G)m,r
狂風雨雷聲裡神也在操縱
m,rd(Am)m,rdl,dt,(G)l,s,
我祈求我仰望向標竿直去
dt,l,(F)ddt,(G)rfm(Am)t,d
祢必會奮不顧身為我爭取
dmr(F)dmrmt,d(G)smr
神祢大能之手仍牽引穹蒼
s,fm(C)s,fms,mr(G)m,r
全因祢人心再無畏懼死亡
m,rd(Am)m,rdl,dt,(G)rs,
祈求萬世萬代頌揚祢的愛
dt,l,(F)l,dt,(G)t,l,se,(Em)rmd(Am)
祢國度權柄榮耀天地滿載
ddt,(F)l,dl,t,(G)--mt,dd(C)
陽光中微風中神掌管其中
s,fm(C)s,fms,mr(G)m,r
狂風暴雨來過神畫上彩虹
m,rt,(Am)dm,dm,t,(G)drs,
我祈求我仰望向標竿直去
dt,l,(F)ddt,(G)rfm(Am)t,d
祢必會奮不顧身為我爭取
dmr(F)dmrmt,d(G)smr
神祢大能之手仍牽引穹蒼
s,fm(C)s,fms,mr(G)m,r
全因祢人心再無畏懼死亡
m,rd(Am)m,rdl,dt,(G)rs,
願萬民微笑着享受祢的愛
dt,l,(F)l,dt,(G)mt,(Am)drd
願萬有萬世萬代歌頌祢愛
t,t,d(F)t,dt,l,(G)mt,dd(C)
祢國度權柄榮耀天地滿載萬載
ddt,(F)l,dl,t,(G)mt,dd(C)(F)t,(G)dm(C)
CGAmGFAmFGX2
CGAmGFGAmDMGX2
CGAmGFAmFGX2
CGAmGFGAmDmG
CGAmGFGAmDmGC
CGAmGFGAmDmG
CGAmGFGCAm
FGC
CGAmGFGAmFG
CGAmGFGAm
DmGC
DmGCFGC
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